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[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=127743.msg2214018#msg2214018 date=1209690500]The kind of front they put up in the first few days, u would be shocked to the marrow.
Under 4 days, they are warming your bed with their naked butts and acting as if everything is normal.
Guys are like. . . . . .Fucking hell, 3 days ago this girl was screaming at me on her phone not to call her anything after 9pm. . . .
How gals eat their own words after FRONTING for days is what i cannot stomach. . . . Its DISGRACEFUL.
Buncha of unprincipled nitwits!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]https://www.forexfactory.com/images/smilies/rofl.gif

Yeah right, I say this to every girl I meet, even my three year old niece

Yes and my pastor's wife too.

Sly - do you want me to spill my guts here? How about Ms. J******A. . .W*****AS? Hmmm

J-Girl is that what u r tryin to say?

eldee:
@Sly
4 days
And eldee turns out to be the most patient dog of the lot

4days!!!!
And if there is no positive answer. . . . . . . .Tsssssk!!! Next!

Look babes if I like you I will give you a yes ASAP we can date.

Thats it. . . . .i dont argue or stress further. . . . .are u in? if she says yes. . then fine. . .if she says NO. . .Ima just press the skip button.
The reason for my 4days is because some girl might say they are gonna think about it . . . then i'll give her just 3-4days.

I disagree! Every woman is worth more than 72 years of wooing gan sef
Besides Sly has been chasing one woman for the past 7 months now, he's just making noise on Nairaland

J-Girl. . .the queen of chicken. . .

Even if it is Chelsea Clinton. . . .i would never spend 7months to woo her. . .
Let alone sum birds down the block.

Cadet:
Must we woman break down every simple code?

Anywaz, what am saying is that, some of them like to talk, but is there any action behind those words?

My pastor once told me that

Faith can move mountain!!!
So yes. . . .actions are behind those words.

Sly I wish YOU would quit fronting I swear you would have no respect for a girl who didnt make you chase her a little bit.
No guy wants an easy chick.

Not what u think. . . Lady T
I would never respect a girl who plays hard to get. . .nah! what im i saying?
I am not in for any hard to get games no more. . . .Life has changed. . . .
4days and u r still fronting. . . Bye!! bounce Outta my face!!!

I'ma just press the ''Skip'' Button and move to the next target. . . . .they are just toooooo much. . . .
And come to think of it guys. . . .Those hard to get chicks are the most boring females on the face of the earth!!!!

Cadet:
You can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?

Is this Idiom or ?? break it down will ya?

At least we women don't use our privates as weapons of mass destruction!!!!

But its the root of all evils.

StephenP:
[size=13pt]Are you kidding me? I love the game.[/size]

Yes. . perhaps you have been watching too much movies too
Wait until you meet someone who would drag it with you for months until u eventually gets bored!!

Thing is. . . .why do i have to stress myself over a girl who is tryin to play hard to get?
I seriously don't have the time. . . .tell me NO and im off. . . .i got much things to do. . .
Too many babes around. . . . .just gotta pick em like u picking apples.

I am not saying they shouldnt play hard to get but they should not ''over-do'' it. . .we aint got time to waste!!

Ti omo dudu ba ko mi. . . . .ma ya fi pupa ropo. . .
It means if a black bird says NO. . .then Go for a light skinned bird without wasting no time. . .Its as simple as that
Thank God i am a Guy!

Women start fronting because guys start the games.

How?

Even my crushes are not enough to snatch me away from my ? So they're all under my pillow for now.

Fill the Gap pls. . . . iz u talking to me?

we just play according to the rules or back off

''We''??
Nahhh most dude dont play this Kinda game no more. . . .its irritating.

ibkaye:
One Call Away. . . .I love that music sooo much. . . Thanks Sly you are the best!!

Take it easy on me pinky!

From Chingy's Track!!


Girl recognize game, before game recognize YOU
You're dealin wit a player, TRUE
Now whatchu want to do?
We can kick it and go puff on a bluuunt
Oh you don't smoke? Grab a pint of Hen' then we can get druuunk
It's up to you, I'm the man but baby just let me know
Cuz if you got an attitude I could treat you just like a h**
Get to rollin wit me baby, hop in there's enough room
We can gaze at the stars that shine like the moon
Gimme a chance to show ya, and a chance to know ya
Just be true, and there's nothing I won't do, for ya
Some women like to play it foul
But them the kind I put in the place of a child
Don't worry be happy and smile and. . .

ibkaye:
True True True

Thanks. . . Young'n

eldee:
Of course, they interest me too, but only for that one week
Once the chase is over, it all gets boring
That's especially when I clearly define my plans at the begining to myself
That's why it's a freaking game

True. . .after a week. . .thats it. . .
Why fall in love when u could fall in LUST!! and get instant SUGAR!!!!

Why do you think we have so many types of phone for our SIM CARD!?
It is simply because if 1 bleeps up. . . .u remove ur SIMCARD and insert it into another phone. . .

Simple arithmetics.

ibkaye:
Birdie Ko Chicken Ni

Iight Sup Lil sexy biscuit?

ibkaye:
@eldee and sly
why do you keep saying 'birds'!? you know that's for the chavs, abeg commot that yeye word from your mouths

Sup Lil Birdie?

No they ain't! They're just telling me what they think they know.

Who's in denial here? Chicken!!

Brits have issues, if not, how do you explain why you and eldee the gaynner have the same views of women?

because the truth is bitter. . . . . .They are telling you the truth . . . .

Sometimes I wonder why God made me like guys so much

because we are irresistible.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=127743.msg2213576#msg2213576 date=1209681335]Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Iwo omode yii! Ti mba ka e mu, wa soke dile. Enu e ti tobi ju.
I'll deal with your sorry chicken @$$ later.[/quote]Kuro lona. . . .je kin gboran!!

U gon deal wimme or the other way around?
Gudugudu ni mi. . . mi o fi igba kan tu ara sile.

[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=127743.msg2213532#msg2213532 date=1209680707]Are you sure you can handle Her? , Got a snoop at J-Girl's pix and I can tell you she aint no Chimp, So be careful what you wish for Mr.Fox [/quote]I have climbed the toughest mountain successfully when it comes to this type of thing. . .
J-girl is like a baby to an Ace like me. . . .

iti ogede ni J-girl. . . .Ko to nkan ti a n yo ada si. . . . .
Owo ti ogede ba gbe soke. . . . Ara e lo fi ma nah! . . . . . Scratch that!

[quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=127743.msg2213520#msg2213520 date=1209680534]cats arent clingy, they stay on their own. it's dogs that freaking stalk you

i rather be called a cat than bird. you so called brits have issues[/quote]Ok Birdie. . . . . . .
As a marra of fact. . . . I got a female friend named Alma Bird. . . .
Bird is cool. . . . . .i like it

[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=127743.msg2213494#msg2213494 date=1209680129]One of these days u going to hear a voice say come, J-girl u too bad, woo yi yooooooo [/quote]Presumably from me.

[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=127743.msg2213402#msg2213402 date=1209678291]Yikes! Wrong answer, erhmmmmm. One (women) works so that she can front some more [/quote]
Well. . . . . .im speechless. . . . .i am still trying to figure out where ur weakest point is located.
Tell ur girls to stop fronting . . . . . .this is the 21'st century. . . .not 1200

What Do You Like Most?

My skin colour.
My long fingers.

The question of the day, Why must one work? HELP

Antidote. . . .

Which typa question is this?
As if you would give me sum $$ when u get ur paycheck.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=127743.msg2213373#msg2213373 date=1209677380]Well like i said earlier - the most successful marriages that i've heard of start with the girl fronting for the guy. Some even front for years and then they get married.
If a girl says yes to you in 5 mins - will you take her seriously? Probably not
Why? Because at the back of your mind, you're thinking "Oh she might be a LovePeddler of some kind" or "That was too easy, maybe she wants me for my money" or "Maybe she's desperate"
It's an instinctual response. We ain't mad at y'all. We just step up by fronting harder.
In the relationships, if you keep playing hard to get and you keep being mysterious, you'll have a lot of excitement and the guy won't be bored or go looking for girls somewhere else. Most guys like the game of fronting - makes it a lot better for them[/quote]Pfffffffffffffffffffffsssssssss!!!
Since u are not a guy. . . .how did u get to this assumption? another flawed point to buttress this lame game right?
Looka here. . . . . .i will respect a girl who says yes without wasting my time more than all those hard to get laydies
Reason: because at some point when chasing a bird who's playing hard to get, i would be tired and thus loosing interest in her. . . .
C'mon dont act like u dont know what im saying? huh?

eldee:
Yeah right, I don't even care what the argument's about but I know we won already

Trust me hommie. . . . .u already know we have never for once back down. . .

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=127743.msg2213336#msg2213336 date=1209676588]Cats are not sexy! They are too clingy[/quote]what about sexy biscuits?

Sly - just a friendly warning - call every girl on the face of this earth a bird but if you try it with me . . . . . you'll need e-crutches to carry you out of Nairaland, CHICKEN!

---> J Girl.
Whats wrong with these birds?
Ok what about cats? sumn like sexy cat?

LadyT:
@Sly

''Could it be the little wrinkle over your nose
When you make your angry face
That makes me wanna just take off all your clothes
And sex you all over the place
Could it be the lil' way that you storm around
That makes me wanna tear you down
Baby, I ain't sure, but one thing that I do know is

Every time you scream at me
I wanna kiss you
When you put your hands on me
I wanna touch you
When we get to arguing
Just gotta kiss you
Baby, I don't know why it's like that
But you're so damn sexy
When you're mad