₦airaland Forum

Where is ma sweet sweet Jenny!
Don't keep a vet waiting pls

Have you even been to Ilesha? You can't afford us anyway.

I have been to Ilesha. . . .
I was served with sumn called ''ADUN'' . . . . u dig me

stillwater:
Fulani is the prettiest. I don't think Igbo people are that pretty as nairaland makes it seem

Stillwater . . . Shaaaaaaaaaaarap dia. . .

tpia:
I seriously doubt HotFunmi/Needlelady is wholly from Osun state.

I've always felt she's a mixture of tribes, going by some of her postings here.

besides, Osun people tend to be easygoing. Except parts of Ife side.

Tpia. . .wetin kwonsain me with Osun. . .Ogun. . .or even hausa babe
Even if shes from Russia, togo, Ivory Coast or Cuba . . .who cares
Osun girls get golding something down there or Ekiti girls get naturally bestowed cookies,peaches and creams down there
Its the same thing i beg. . . .as long as i can insert ma sim-card into their phone. . . .Im good to go. . .

GOD

I Thank you soooooo much for sending Iice to bed this early!
Praise the Lord!!!!!!!!

Iice i beg. . .keep snoring as i am enjoying the show right here

the women of the Niger Delta are Nigeria's finest women

God bless u

Tonim:
Heyy 'ol boy Na waaa ooh

Now I know why your name is "The Sly"

Good. . . . . U got Game Tonyyayo. .Tonim

jennykadry:
no mind them na so so fight them sabi

@our date

pick any location my dear ^{*hotel better*},anywhere far from my house,u know i don't want my husband to be aware of it

Cool. . . .Ima do it like R.Kelly. . . . .
All expense paid. . . . .5star hotel. . . . . .Presidential suite. . . . .hows that for a damsel. . .
What u feel about that Jenny?

jennykadry:
@sly

u na only bad things u sabi 4 your life,u no get redemption

Tell me. . . . . .is that not a good thing?. .

stillwater:
@ sly

What happened to your name?

Seun altered ma F******** Name

jennykadry:
im game dearie

Leave all these people make dem dey fight. . . .
Tell me how u want it to be done. . .
Anywhere . . . .Anyhow . . . .Holla at Ess ell. . . . .

Im waiting. . .

wetin u come dey think

Something Something. . . . .that has to do with Jerusalem and Jericho.

jennykadry:
g,d thread no come dey sweet me again as before

Jenny my very own Jenny. . .
Lemme buy u a drink

bawomolo:
expect a libel and defamation lawsuit coming soon. una wan expose my cover

I dey suspect u say u be from Zimbabwe self

i say something dey happen for here

I for vex
I think say u dey talk wetin i think say u dey talk

Tonim, you dey mind am? Bowomolo is from Cameroon. Home of, nothing.

Mogbe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bawomolo. . . . na true. . .No wonder

jennykadry:
^{*oops,something me ga hier*}

I beg wetin u dey talk

4 Play:
I can explain.No allow Seun's pranks get between a potentially glorious polygamous marriage.My refractory period is as short as Britney Spear's marriage to Jason Alexander.

I beg go sleep. . . . No need for grammars here. . .
Breeze don blow. . . . .Chicken yansh don expose

bawomolo:
your source is right, big ups to osun, ogun and lagos gyals.

Chai i don miss. . . . . .Na Ika love don blind me on that side. . . .

Wetin dey happen. . . .wetin Mrs Hulk-Hogan hotfunmi do again

-------->4 Play

4 Play:
Those ones go only help with my refractory period but it won't help with my PE. No drug fit solve am. I have been trying innovative techniques like thinking of ugly things like OBJ's Ist daughter,but that doesn't seem to help.

I dey lie

4 Play:
@Topic

My refractory period now lasts for 1 week.Old age is getting to me. Thus,even if I had an opportunity to sleep with more than one woman in a day,I can't pull it off.

Add the fact that I suffer from severe premature ejaculation,1 is more than enough for me.

Seh i no tell u
How i go allow my sister and my presumptive wife to marry your kind

4 Him:
If i tell you ehn, you will leave 4 Play with all his marriages.

Sly is my brother from another mother . . . gotta let him have the best.

Make i think am. . . . . . .something is fishy here. . . .Ika na hot lady. . .i no fit miss that kain awwwof
4Play. . . no let ur mind dey sweet oo. . . i no dey give u anything. . . no worry. . i go expose you sharp sharp

Sly - Run 4 ya life oooooo! This dude has something up his sleeves

My sister. . . . . .trust me

4 Him:
easy, let me show you the hot girls here in secret. you'll thank me for the info.

I'ma appreciate it. . . . . .
Patiently waiting for the INFO . . .

4 Play:
Your sister for where? My friend,gerraway.

All I need is the permission of Pa J-Girl and we go begin send out invites.

Huh. . .for where
U dey get back pain and na u say u no fit ''do the danging'' again say u don dey enter the neighbourhood of old age
My sister go marry weakling?

4 Play:
@J-Girl

You too na my 2nd wife,so just chill.After I marry Ika,I go marry you join.I have a lot of love to give.

J-Girl Na my sister, and i no fit allow her to marry ur kind
Wetin self. . .dem send u to me
Why u dey chase all my relatives na u wan make i catapult u with no remorse

4 Play. . .
The thing be say u dey think say i dey play right?
I dey warn u now. . .u no wan listen. . . . .we dey plan our wedding now. . .U no dey hear word

I was so hoping she would dump this guy.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Kpele. . . .sorry

Its Gerrrrrrrrrrrrrin hot in here!

Could that be her normal chest size?

Tpia wetin kwonsain you. . . . .wetin be ya own

I don talk am. . . . .I go e-poison alot of people here. . . .I don give the poster his own share . .he don go siddon
But as i dey look u so. . .U go tough somehow. . . .no worry. . . . that na wetin i go learn for iraq!

After-all. . . .u yan say u get back pain na how u wan take handle IKA. . . .My presumptive wife

4 Play:
Wetin be your business? My application has been handed in since,I no sabi where this guy come from.

It's like this lady is hot!!!

I want in as well

I go e-poison alot of people for here

He is really the devil!

The devil we know is way better than the Angels that we don't know.

May God forgive them for they know not what they are doing.

Concei what? Not when they see your cleavage and am sure a womans cleavage can make you write down your account number for her. Men can be so silly when they smell pussy. Why is that? Does it smell like weed?

Tell me this is not true
Are u tryin to tell me that anytime your boo sees your ''cleavage''
He tends to spew his life history to you? Awwwwww what a pity. . . .

Pls chill with a real G. . . .

Which students are you talking about by the way?

My Student in the Lust Lord. . . . .

jennykadry:
ok what u meant was that so that u don't have to rape d girls there,i understand

NO. . . . . . . .
I just dont want y'all to corrupt them. . . . . .