₦airaland Forum

Keep smelling until ur nose turns out to be like that of Micheal Jackson

You are welcome!

Go sleep i beg make i hear word!

eldee:
lol, oloshi. . .wait till nairaland hears the rumour bout hotfunmi dumping you for another girl like herself, you no dey shame

What!!!!!!! . . . .i dont even know this hotfunmi or waeva!!. .the only funmi i know is FUNMI ARAGBAYE!! a gospel singer!
Well I am so sorry your gf deserted you for a midget how is that my fault? instead u r here spewing rumour
Ogbadun rara!!! . . . . . . .yeye fellow!!!!

Abeg carry this stuff to the Romance section,this is not the appropriate thread for this, we surely don't wantanother cyber fire here please

Don't mind that bwoi eldee. . . u wouldn't believe it that a mere midget with no game snatched his pretty gf. . .how sad!

mukina2:
infact na koboko i go find and beat some respect into ya head you dey fight me . dey fight Ika ha! na that them dey tich you for nursery school?

i go beat you well well today and after i go find pammy shack

Laydee_TM
i dey hide them o this boy go take am go sell to buy rusty bike

Chai!!!!!!! after u don take my bike. . .u still dey get mouth!!!!!!!!
na who u wan beat me Go ask for my village!!. . .I don dey beat girls since i was still pissin all over my bed
That na at the age of 4. . .now u wan dey show say u get liver? wan beat me. . .u plus ika plus 1000 of your likes no fit do me anything!

No worry. . . .the thing i go do u dey inside my mind!. . . . . . .

iice:
[color=#9900ff]LMAO. . .hope you don settle the wahala with cooperative

Laydee_TM hehehehe berra hide your valuables [/color]

Iice_TM what is _TM again? wetin kwonsain me with _TM
I tell u story . . . . .u no fit help me do anything if i do my own. . .no blame me i beg!!
The thing i go do this muki and ika. . .their mouth no go fit tell u! no worry!

will she get paid? or its lofe lofo

Lofe lofo ni. . . tkb

mukina2:
Sly
you go chop cain today na all your grandaunts u dey fight with go cut the cain yourself now now now

Why i no go fight with una! is this how u dey suppose to treat me? and na who u wan use Cain for?
Try me and u go see if i no go break your hand today!!

Ohhh how unfortunate, because wheel-barrow is even less welcomed here
Na everybody you wan goatbeef? You get energy. . .

No be my fault na!! na wetin man go do!! the money i take buy the bike . . .na from co-operative i get am
Na big trouble Muki don give me so. . . . i go show u i must revenge!! ^{*thinking of what to do next*}

the only one i can remember is my last date,how person go remember hm first date of many years, na waoooo

Who are u deceiving?

SLYYYYYYYy

when you start to dey lie like this??

Laydee all your granchiles are evil o
nothing good i tell you nothing at all

What!!!! why u dey shout my name?

Ohhh I see. . . i remember say u talk say u no no wetin to give your husband for him birthday!!
I no no say na my bike u go use that na why u send me ur friend!!

I no blame u oo!! na wetin i chop na him kill me so!!! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww muki don cause yawa!!

stillwater:
@ sly

I couldn't think of anything , that's why I said weather, at least the topic asked for just one thing

No offence intended my sister. . . . .

mukina2:
EXIT . . bikes r not allowed in here

I will deal with u later. . .Lemme report u to Iice first!

Sly. . .try upgrade eh

Iice!! Could u believe that Muki sent me a girl 2 days ago and before i woke up today. . .
My new bike was missing. . . . .thanks to MUKI and her friend. . .
I didn't know what she dropped inside my drink. . . .i slept off and later to realized that errthing in my room was missing!! Ohh I don die!!

Now no bike at all. . . . I only got the wheel-barrow that i inherited from my great grand pa. .

Muki---------------------- Yawa don gas!!! i go show u wetin dem dey call pepper!!!

Yeeeeeeeeeepppie!! i got a new bike . . . . .this one is not rusty. . only its a bit old

And why do u wanna know?

Thief!!!!!!!! Ole!!!!!!!!!!! Carry am go!

*sighs*
Talking about one good thing. . .all y'all could think of is weather!!
Website. . . . pur pur pur pur et all!!

During summer. . its all hot in the state and yet! if the state is declared visa free today . .
I bet in 130mills Nigerians. . 120mills would leave the country regardless of the weather y'all are talking about here!!

I am not anti-Nigeria but lets just face the truth!
When we talk about something good! it is supposed to be something that even. .
A toddler would consider as something good without any doubt whatsoever!

Examples. . Good roads. . .
Uninterrupted power supply
Good water supply. . .

That is what i want to see but no! all y'all could do is to go and dig out some scratches out. .
Like david beck's cloth designer or whaever!!

And come to think of it. .most of you here that are saying ''this is good that is good'' about Nigeria are based abroad!! either studying or working. . why dont y'all come back home. . . If y'all are so sure that its cool in Nigeria?

Talk about Abuja as one of the beautiful cities in Africa. .no doubt.
But how many peepz can afford to stay in abuja?
What is so good in a country where u would find a family man/woman making a dollar a day?

Talk about some abroad! all you would hear from them is ""It is not easy"" . . .
Yet some have spent decades in the western world without coming home. . .Or even thinking of returning at all!!

Put anything "Scam" on google. , Top ten results would be about Nigeria
Epileptic educational system. . . where students that ought to spend 4 years in school. .
They would end up spending like6 to 7years as a result of strike?

The list is too long, the truth is bitter. . lets face it . . .lets not decieve ourselves here!!!
Come out with something impregnable and not all this yada yada ding dang!!!!!!

JosBoy4Lif

put some Nigerians in power and they would be just as corrupt

Not all are corrupt, most of them are and at the same time. . . .most of them have got no choice!!. . .
Even if u are a kind-hearted Nigerian and you were elected as a Governor. . .your ''God Fathers'' . . .
Would never allow you to do whats on your (mind,what is right to do). . , . . . . . . . . . . .

Imagine the governor of OYO STATE. . . .who claimed that he renovated mapo hall with a wooping 250mill naira!!
And what did he do. . . .just bought some cheap paints and then a new window. . . . that was where 250mill went to. . .
No one questioned him because he's got a tough and a very strong ''accomplice/God-father'' that is backing him. . .

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not your hatred towards the government,

Then this thread will not go pass just a page!

in 35 governors . . .34 are corrupt . . .lets face the truth. . . dont be deceived by all that yada yada.

Prison break is not a movie!!!
Prison break is not a movie!!!
Prison break is not a movie!!!

We heard u. . .prison break is not a movie. . . . .don't use all the available page to tell us that!!

Ok madam colored . . . . .its all good
BTW: where is your twinny self? Ikamefa. . . . .i am beefing her seriously

Lol. . . . . . .Chill Iice. . . .i have never seen you exchanging words on the forum before and . . .
I dont think it would be nice to start that now. . . . .some peepz are meant to be ignored. . . . . .savvy?

In my entire years of travel experience, you're apparently the first guy i understand left the UK in search for a future in Spain of all countries. I thought you came to share genuine experience, little did i know you're a predator looking for preys. Anyway, this is for guys like you:

U see that guy was very right 'bout what he said about all these Spain dudes. . . . . .

hi everyone ,
to be honest, visa refusal can be a terrible experience, i was in that position once, so i know how it is like. That was the more reason why i left the uk for spain. i actually thought that it was the end of the world, but then spain was the best move ever, everything in my life started to fall into place, spain might not be the uk or the usa, but it is a gateway to europe. But note that papers in this country can equally be difficult, but the secret is the northern side of spain, to get work visa from nigeria from this part of spain is very easy. all you need is a work contract from here for you to take to the embassy in nigeria.

if anyone is intrested let me know my email address is ********** succes rate is high.

What a disgrace to Nigeria.

I must say. . .it was way better than what we have now.

Damn!!!!!!!!!

braindrain:
sorry bros. i b new member and i still dey learn, but u for throw light on my topic. thanks anyway

We are all learning bro!!!!!!!!!!! and i understood what u wrote perfectly. . . .just wanted to pull ya legs

Anyways. . . with your epistles right here. . . here is your point!!

***Is it possible for someone (GUY) to rape a girl without using any weapon?*****

And the answer is yes!!!! it is very possible. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .savvy?

Don't be decieved ooh, Sly only thinks well from 10pm to 4am, after that, phew

I am not surprised . . . . . . but try not to vent your anger on me just because IBK ur wife dumped you yeye person!!

Naija na hell. . . tru tru