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I knew the type of guys you rolled with. . . . .chickens!!
Just sum l.il. . . .WEREPE is enough to take care of ur likes

Dealt with the almight ess ell?
They knew who i was. . . . . i was like pepper. . . .not easy to mess with

Go and ask Mr Abideen what i did to his left hand when he tried to mess up at the back of the library
I'm very sure my name would forever be ringing in his ears!!. . . . . how i wish u were one of 'em. . .
I don't think you would have the fingers to type tonight. . . . . . . . .

Dedicated to you homeboy!

[center]
I need a girl, to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl, to make my wife
I need a girl, who's mine, all mine
I need a girl, in my life

(P. Diddy)
Yo, I'm Internationally known, on the microphone
I got it all, but I really need a wife, at home
I don't really like the zone, never spend the night alone
I got a few, you would like to bone, but
chicks that romance, don't tickle my fancy
boning, Tiffany, Nancy, that's not what my plans be
need a girl, that can stand me, raise me a family
go from trips to DeLancy, to trips to the Grammy's, cause
most of these girls, be confusing me, I don't know, if they really love me
or they using me, maybe it's the money, or maybe you ain't used to me
cause you was depressed, and now, you abusin' me
that's why, I need me a girl, that be true to me
know bout' the game, and know how it do to me
without a girl, on my side, shit'll ruin me
forget the world, girl it's you and me, now let's ride![/center]

stillwater:
@sly
Lmao Olodo rabata oju eja. . . . . .

As if u aint truly ''dieing for that'' hot dude in your class

The Worst School Rumor That Started About You

They said i was from China because i . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Others were not rumor. . . it was the fact!

One: I had straight ''F'' in chemistry. . .the first session & second session. .
But the third session. . . .I scored 92/100 making me the 3rd in the whole school. .

The school authorities wondered how i did it so they said the paper should be repeated. . . . .
For where? i had to run because i knew how i got ma 92
Then i returned the final day to receive ma lovely card. . . . . . . . . . .

May God forgive me i say!!!!

Lol ooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.forexfactory.com/images/smilies/rofl.gif

Withheld

Another lesson learned. . . . . . .
Don't trust nobody. . . . . . .not even an angel!!!

Yey!!! Mogbe!!!. . . .This girl don cause gombe!!!. . . .8damn days and yet still pending!!!!!!!!
Should i crack this PC? Or should i report to Mc connel? but that bald head is way too old. . .Lemme leave him alone. . .

I will give this ingrate this week. . . . . .after that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9ce-------------------------------------Gongo aso!




Gongo aso kutupu ahu anywhere i deh now
Gongo aso kutupu ahu any show i go now
Ajisebi Oyo Laari, Oyo shey bi Baba eni kankan
I be double now aiye nlo E' o ri nkan



E juru, E juru, E juru, e juru
E juru, E juru, Mami e juru

Ewwwwwwwww Mogbe!!!!!!!!
8days now . . . .still nothing from this girl!!

I'ma curse someone this week for sure!!! after all that i have done. . . .All these asian foolish ingrates self!!

nwando:
don't say I didn't forewarn you

Nothing dey happen. . . . . . . . , .Ko si ewu loko afi girigiri aparo!

the idea of us knowing who the moderators are is in poor taste.
It were better kept secret to avoid accusations of bias and unfair handling of issues later

True! True!! True!!!

lol . . . . . . . .

Yep i can. . .
But how would i know if one is a homo in the church?

[quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=122822.msg2113630#msg2113630 date=1207102375]afi say no evil naa

I do agree with some points londoner brought up

although I don't know why people harp about the tube, most people who live in NYC, don't drive either. Even the ones that live up where I am, take trains to work[/quote]Go sleep i beg!!!! wetin self

morenike09:
no be your fault. . .you no get flames with that? hissssssssssss

What flames?? Ur curfew time remember??


Back to topic bfore all these Ekiti-ketez would cut off my lungs. . .

Yankee all the way. . . .I don't really like to be dealing with all those pinkies

[quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=122822.msg2113619#msg2113619 date=1207101877]I'm serious jare

You two flirt too much, IN EVERY BLOODY THREAD TOO. Have to wade through pages of bullshit to get to the real koko of what the thread USED to be about

Shio

I tell you this out of love before I'd have to get mean [/quote]

[quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=122822.msg2113611#msg2113611 date=1207101503]Can you two not chnage this thread to your usual forum games shit?

Thanks

anyway back to osisi and AJ. Seriously you people are cracking me up.

My dad told me about that whole "using coins to heat homes" thing and I thought he was joking, guess it's true [/quote]

morenike09:
rotflmao. . . oh yea, so she drove more than 200 miles to see me using the net? oh sly baby, i think you're reminiscing on your last punishment remember how i helped you rubbed red pepper on it to make it better? eyah, come here hon, and give your big aunty a hug

Tonight i am not going to beg . , . . . . . . . . . . . . . . i have said my own ooo!!
Ogun asotele kin pa aro. . . . . . .eleyi ti o ba gbo ni oooo!

To have a legitimate sex partner

Oppsss another one tonight!!
So all the ones we are having now are not legitimate? . . . . .pls go n check the meaning of ''Legitimate'' i beg!

morenike09:
you dey vex? just because we all don't have curfews like you? you got 5 mins to be online o. . .clock is ticking!!!

Coffee? sorry but i don't do coffee
Don't forget that the last time u were caught browsing late. . .u know what she did to you. .
Pls leave the PC ASAP oo. . .i don't want to see your 2hands up tonight. . .

Its only your hair hommie. . .not all. . . .
Maybe u r naturally bald. . .

Is Your Parents A Busybody

Its the other way around. . .
I am the busy-body in the house. . . . .

I was tired. . . . .too many complaints but its all good. . . . . . .

Omo ekiti alagolo lo wa ibikan sun si jo. . . . . .

Instead of opening multiple threads for VIN checks. . . .
Just drop it here and i'ma be glad to help y'all check it absolutely fo' shizzle. . .


God Bless!!!

I am not a yoruba as well homeboy. . . . . .Im far from it!

Why on earth would y'all compare stingy UK to yankee?

Yanks all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Disflowering the young lady would make her useless.

For guys like us who keep healthy and wholesome relationships, we're reaping from it now.
Give it a second thought and say NO. My girl is clean and I'm proud of her.

So, keep Nairaland clean of that old stuff.

Oponu ni e. . . . . . .see this authentic mugu ''disflowering the young lady would make her useless?
U think we are still in the 1200BC? . . . .akue

Deflower ko. . .Deforestation ni. , ,

Lawdddd!
going to 7days now and still nothing

TOYOSI20:
Igbati koo, Yoruba nii, kuro lona funmi jare.

Lo wa bi kan joko si jare!!. . .ma wa ija mi . .