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morenike09:
sharrap for wetin? peepin tom. . .hisssssssss

Sharrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapp!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i say!!!

Nah wah O!!! They know what they want. At least in foreign prisons they get to eat healthy three square meals a day, including bacon, sausages and eggs in the mornings, and of course fresh milk. Of course they are in paradise! Thats more than I can say to how prisoners are fed in Nigerian prisons.

Good bwoiz. . . .they know what is best for their a$$es

_{Ok. Seriously . . .}
Better yet. . . . >Can u pulez cal ma phone. . . .i think i misplaced it some wher around here.>>or(I think it’s been stolen!)remember to fake it real good._{shikena.Opari}

And what if she's a broke a$$ who has no call credit on her phone?
Don't you think that would be a problem?? by exposing her

maybe, you will trust her when she'll tell you lies

Right!

almondjoy:
Yes! 5 years! So that those of you who keep changing your names like toothpicks will never get a chance! You own case is that you will have long departed this world of Nairaland and the land beyond!

Trouble maker!

Moderators don full the whole place now. So no more fighting! Isn't that nice?

I love Nairaland parties. . .on Nairaland. . . anything else. . . will be disastrous! We have to get along here first before we even dream of meeting outside of here. I believe in long and extensive interaction. . .only then can you really know what is for keeps and what is not!

Nice . . . even though i have never fight with you and i will NEVER do such. . .
If u r not as old as me mum. . .u would be close to being my sister. . . . . .I dey respect u no be small
From now on. . .No fighting from AJ. . .always note that people like you should set a good examples to sum kids on the forum!. .

No fighting i say!. . .and let today be the beginning of the 5years!!. . . .
Till i see you in either Agenegbode or NV. . . . . keep it rolling!

Poster
I feel u. . . .sorry huh. . .
Its not over until it is over. . .err disappointment is always a blessing. . .

Learn to love yourself again, it is his lost.
You are a responsible person for taking that step and i am very sure that. . . .
Time will heal your heart and you will find out in a while that he didn't even worth it.

Don't beat yourself up over what has happened. . .what u did was absolutely right. . . . .
Always remember that the past is not coming back, take courage and move forward to a positive future.

but do people really have that much time?

I don't think so!

For example, if I find out a woman likes to go to church or anything she likes. Suggest you go with her the next time and ask for phone numbers.

All because u want to get her digits


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Do it like them big bwoiz. . . .
Just give her ur phone and tell her that u would call her. . . . . so simple!!
But make sure its a good phone. . .not nokia 3310 otherwise she will use it to break ur thick skull

Hmmmmm, the first two quite correct as much as am concerned. But the last , , didn't go down well. My wife or girlfriend doesn't have to be a sex machine and musnt' be a LovePeddler either.

Different strokes they say ,

Then i'd suggest u go n get urself a ''log of wood''
U don't really know what marriage is all about nephew. . .

What Do Men Want

A responsible lady on the street!!
A very good cook in tha kitchen!!!
A LovePeddler/sex machine on bed!! . . . . . . . . . .thats wurrit do

I wonder how u take get the girl self. . . . .hope say no be juju u take hammer the girl?
She deaf? she no dey hear? or na letter u take toast am?

TOYOSI20:
Tani?

Shay kinn shee emi loo n ba wi??

Iwo na ni mon bawi jo. . . . .lo wa ibikan joko si kin to gba e ni igbati!

_{u sounded like u are older than your boyfriend?}

Exactly. . . . . .but wetin kwonsain u.

almondjoy:
That is alright! I stick to ma rules in life. Before I meet anyone. . .I must have interacted with that person for like 5 years in and out of Nairaland. . . just enough time for me to work up a divorce settlement incase I just want to kidnap him!

I beg make we hear word!
5years of wetin?? u want me to grow white hair before meeting the one and only . . . . .
Nairaland female heavyweight champion with more than 800 chief-tancy titles?

Lol. . . . . .Needlelady!!
Na wa ooooooo. . . . welcome back sha

If only it could be done in a yacht
Then im in. . . .

You are most welcome. . .

@Sly,

So I was famous for 5 mins, huh? You sound very ludicrous. You can't even be famous for a second let alone

a minute. What do you mean by Intelligence? If you are as much intelligent as you claimed, can you

tell me what you have done with it? Look nigga, I flow d way I flow. I might sound fake but thats me.

Thats how I live ma fuckin' life. You may not like it but thats just ok by me. I gotta make

myself understood by others. You claim to write legible enough but I wonder how you have come to that

conclusion. With your legible style of writing, I wonder who'll understand you.

I'm a nigga from d hood. Smart and witty in my own way. Love swinging all night and smack whoever comes

my way real hard. This might sound awkward and weird but thats what I love doin'. You don't know what it

takes to be me, so bet on you, you gotta remain where you are. I aint lookin' at you dude, I'm lookin' past ya.

My style is unique and always receives critiques but I love it. Because anywhere I bounce in be it real or virtual,

it aint going to be the same no more. You want to try to flow d way I flow? This is how u gon' do it-- well later.

I am always the king of anywhere I am and like it or not, with ma smart witty sense of switching stakes, I always

get whateva I want. You beta back d f**k off because u've been on ma d**k for some time now. You'll soon get

hustled real hard from back to wall=)) I aint feelin' u at all, we r on different levels so go get flaa boy, asshole.

Yet another epistle of Paul!!!!!!!!!
Your flows are like babies. . . .All they do is suck
I have said it. . .Trading words with you is a big disgrace to ma intellect. . .
You have been ignored!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pathetic Real-tard

He is called "Sound Sultan"
And the title of the song is "Mathematics''

@sly,

Letz stop here. A wise man once told I shouldn't argue with fools because

people from a distance can tell who is who so lets leave this shit me and

you because we know who is who amongst us. Go and play somewhere

nigga please, I am grown. Don't you have advisors to forewarn you!!!

You make your bed,now sleep!

You have infected your PC with your spastic behavior . . . . .
Why double-posting? are u afraid?
I have said it. . . Hommie you are intellectually insufficient!!
You do not deserve ma attention. . . . .go and learn how to type in a concise manner and. . .
Please refrain from using all these. . .Ngz. . F**k words. . .The more u use it. . .The more increasingly retarded you appear.

Now git!!!. . .Insulting your likes is a big disgrace to ma intellect. . . .your 5mins of fame is over!!!
now git!! bounce!!

Help!!! my closest friend mum is in love with me. she started by sending sms claiming to be my secret admirer. then one day i went to visit my friend whom i met absent. the mum then asked wether i have been receiving any text messages which i agree. she then went on to claim to be the sender of all the texts and proclaim her strong love for me. what do i do.

Mogbe!!!

@Sly,

You are now the self-acclaimed intellect here on nairaland. Advising me to go read a book, huh?

Very savvy I must say books being the confines of knowledge. You must be well read I guess.

I wish I could admire you for having such an extensive knowledge but I got no proof of that. I used to

think I read a lot until I encounterd a fool from a distance here on nairaland who thinks of getting

high all the time in his subconscious because if you don't, you wouldn't have spit that shit out. I've

met lotta people and I can easily tell what from who. You aint on my level nigga. I can easily tell.

You make your bed, now sleep on it.

So you better shut the f**k up Sly before u get smacked the f**k down to waz up!!!

Fake nigga you are.

Yet another endless streams of bunkum emanating from a bozo!!!
Lets get sumn straight fuckwit!. . . . . .
Your incessant use of the "F" word only makes you seem like a mentally challenged being. . .
Its true,i have seen lots of fools on this forum but urs is ''Off tha chain"

You even said ''I aint on yo level'', What a bunkumery at its very best!
It is way better not to be at the same level with you because in the community of mentally & intellectually challenged peepz. . .
You are most definitely a V.I.P . . . . . . . .stupid ass-munch!!

Leave am ooooo

Na u sabi

What r u saying

Yes it does!!

uspry1:
Hi ore mi @stillwater, ba wo ni?

Mo wa fine!

Mo wa Pa. . .

Ki lon sele padi mi. . .
Long time no talk. . . howz life?

Everything wantable

ki lon se eleyi?

Like say english be una papa language

Advise the dude. . .Im sure y'all got what he meant. . .leave grammar outta this. .
No one is perfect. . . . . . .pffffffffffsss

Poster
Mayne i don't know what to say. . . .good luck anyway.

What poverty is doing to the romance industry calls for concern, don’t you think? The fraud in that sector is worse than what is being revealed in the Power Probe at the House of Representatives. Imagine this: all you need to get a girl into your bed is as little as N500 scratch card. Just text it and she will even spend N200 airtime from it thanking you. And the guys are smug. They are enjoying it. Freebies always has a catch but do my brothers care? They are too hooked on ‘awoof’ to figure out the ‘bone’. I assure them that there shall be consequences and repercussions.

Those who think they are doing the women folk a huge favour by sleeping with every girl in sight and telling lies from both sides of their mouths ought really to slow down and think. Problem is when a man is concentrating on his ‘third leg’, nothing else matters. But I must admit that this whole rubbish is a two-way thing and I am definitely ashamed of my sisters. How did things get this cheap? It’s bad enough that girls are starting out at criminally tender ages but to even reduce one’s market value to pennies so soon is sickening.

Don’t we all know how the stock market works? A prosperous company is one that is doing well and has potentials to grow into a blue chip one. Its share value is always good and if it opens an IPO, it is over subscribed. So how come 20-year-old girls are being priced for pennies? Or what do you call N500 recharge card? Geez, I even hear that these girls ride ‘okada’ (motor bikes) to meet guys on dates? I’m weeping inside. If a girl is not being given treats at 20, is it at 40 when her value would be on a steady slope that she would be treated like a queen? Who’s going to tell these girls that it is all stupid to lower your going rate so early?

Where the heck are their mothers?
Now that this sounds like I’ve reduced things to shares and equity, guys aren’t exactly going to send me flowers. I’m also spoiling the market for them. But my worries today are for how we all are spoiling everything for tomorrow because of a few months of pleasure today. The girls are settling for one-third of what they are worth and the guys are acquiring them in hundreds. For now, it looks to the players like they are having a ball but they are super losers. When the N500 recharge card days are over, these girls will have nothing left.

Nobody will be willing to trade with or in them on or off the floor. They will become desperate. Stockbrokers will warn their clients against buying bad shares and you and I know where that has left too many girls. In the lurch, on the shelf, out in the cold.
As for the guys who are buying long-playing CDs in cartons, the party will soon be over. You will have to marry one of those girls. Sure you won’t marry one of the ones you did for N500, some other ‘mugu’ will, the same way you will end up with another ‘mugu’s’ leftover. Is anybody still wondering why everybody is marrying late and why many marriages are hitting the rocks as soon as they leave the shore?

Every small girl is cutting shows, running after blokes who can hardly fix their second-hand cars and you just wonder where my sisters have left their brains. I thought girls were supposed to start out being romantic and dating good guys. I thought teenagers are supposed to invest in poems, purple prose and roses. In my days there was a sequence to these things. You start out with a guy who would profess undying love, the one who would vow to die for you and whom you will do dangerous things like blood covenant with. He would buy you designer cards, never forget your birthday. You exchange novels and plan futures that are decades away together. It is not supposed to be about money. In fact you feel insulted if he tries to ‘toast’ you with money and you issue him serious warnings for even entertaining the thought that you were for sale.

Not any more. My sisters are for sale. They are hanging out everything for sale- boobs, bums and navels. You can no longer tell the difference between a LovePeddler and an undergraduate. All cleavages are out in the open. Every girl is flaunting what they should keep under wraps. What can the poor guys do except heed the call? Poor guys who never really needed encouragement before. To them, all these things are just added advantage and they are getting drunk on it. You can’t blame them.

The most painful part of this whole cheap business is that today’s girls have no single redeeming features when it comes to what they are worth. How could any sane girl date a man who can neither offer her marriage nor spoil her with money? If you are not going to be a good girl, you should at least not end up a fool. If you must eat a toad, eat the one with eggs, pick a mature toad. Not these dumb ones. They waste the best years of their lives on unfruitful relationships and later blame everybody but themselves when their past catch up with them.

Why would a 20-year-old girl date a 40-year-old salary earner who is married? Pray, what would be there for her? The poor opportunist is struggling to pay his children’s school fees and every year he takes a loan to pay his rent. He tells a long story each time she asks for money. He’ll never leave his wife. In fact, the thought had never crossed his mind.

He even boldly tells her he’d never marry a second wife. And she is still in that relationship three years later. Haba, I thought single girls dated married men for money. If you want to be bad, be very bad. Why should his wife curse you when you have no impressive bank account to show for the embarrassment? Why should a girl ignore eligible suitors for a lover who’d never propose? He’s not even a proper ‘aristo.’ There is a difference between being in love and being insane.

No one would read your epistle of Paul if you cant post in a concise and cogent manner.!

I love the way his lips feel when he kisses me or that surprised sound when I sneak up and hug him from behind.

Ur UserID is very nice!