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Sveen:
Mark junior, I am itchin' to kill and you're calling for death. Don't make me be your worst nightmare, the one that scare you outta your slumber. Let's do this literature thingy, somebody already agreed to be the judge for Pete's sake.

And if you want the opposite of that, which is dissing. Shall I go open a thread in the rap section? I'd invite all romancelanders. So what's your say bro, which one are your up for?

[b]
You know I'd lexically 'slay' you.

The last time I e-duelled by hurling scathing invectives, my account was banned for 24 hours and the thread locked but I am willing to risk it.

If you remember correctly, I also offered to open a thread to duel it out with Còogar but he and Sinìzia opined that it would be locked and both of us banned.

That dude (LógoDwhiz) isn't worthy to be a judge in any contest I am participating in 'cause he's as error-prone as you are and is obviously sentimental because I made him feel somewhat inferior. His comment proves this fact.

How about we seek immunity from Ishilove and if she obliges our requests, we duel it out in any form?

The rules are simple simple:
1. You must spell, punctuate and generally articulate your sentences correctly using the right tenses.

2. No shorthand words are allowed except standard acronyms.

3. Whoever defaults rules 1 and 2 loses and has to create a thread to tender an unreserved apology to the winner.


I know I hurt your pride by exposing your pseudo-intelligence in my previous posts but I want to prolong your misery due to your stubborness.

Are you ready? Let's give these guys the 'show' they've been seeking all week, with Ishiløve's consent that is. Strictly for their entertainment with you as the butt of my jibes.

P.S: I'd even prefer the 'disses' 'cause it'd hurt you more but I'm down for it and the literature e-duel.

Cutehector:
I hav a feeling you are an igbo too..

No way. Check my signature display. UNREPENTANTLY IBIBIO!

Cutehector:
my brother abeg I dey do. Customization on weddin souvenirs, weddin invitation card. .. Pls pass my number to your friend wey wan wedd alright. 08120345214. I go gv dem betta discount

LOL. Igbo boys... You lots never disappoint.

LogoDWhiz:
Well, I'll like to be a judge. One thing I notice is that, you are both right but from different perspective.
This is Nairaland, we are all chatting; this seem to be in the informal setting. So anything is allowed as long as the rules of concord and adhered to.
But if you want to the formal setting line, like writing letters or speeches, then a lot of faults will be discovered.

P.S: the.sonofmark, your comments are not entirely devoid of errors too.
Don't be too cocky.
Feel free to edit mine and give me the 'treatment'

Cc: Sveen

[b]
Highlight the errors you think you've noticed in my comments if you can.

I am neither being deliberately cocky nor trying to make him (or anyone else for that matter) feel inferior to me. Read the previous comments before drawing a conclusion.

He corrected Misssclassy's post and I subsequently kept highlighting and correcting the errors in his posts on this thread because he bragged initially about being infallible. I always take up such challenges. Don't challenge the son of Mark if you know you really can't square up against him. Victøriabee and Missclassy learnt this lesson the hard way.

You see? He brought the ridicule on himself.

By the way, that I type the way I type isn't because I want to show off. Nairalanders who are on my Whatsapp contacts' list and Facebook friends know I always type this way, even with my siblings. It's just a habit, a habit I'd never drop. You can choose to cultivate the habit too.


P.S: Inasmuch as I noticed the errors in yours, I wouldn't highlight them. I've got nothing against you.

Sveen:
I'm repeating it again, lol. Every of my post you highlighted, apart from Judge[/b ] which was a typo are complete rubbish. You are only falsifying the text to your own level of lexicon. You've got nothing on me bro.

[b]
You really should familiarize yourself with the latest editions of standard lexicographs. Cross-match the words I highlighted (including the ones in the previous posts) and you'd realize your folly.

Gimme, kinda, Sir,[/b]and every other text you highlighted can/will be used the way I deem fit.

And lastly, I don't have time for your child's play . Good riddance to rubbish is the next step I'm gonna be taking. Let's go to the literature section and display our gargantuan gaga therein. I'd be sure to leave you reeling in a colossal conundrum, and evict you outta the not so awkward feeling that you're the best in here,

Child's play? You picked on Missclassy and I am picking on you now. Cease whining like a neglected gyno-humanoid.

It is "out of" and not "outta".

It is "the-not-so-awkward" and not "the not so awkward". Remember what I taught you about using hyphens?

thereby deificating yourself with the psychalgia characterism, thence, acquiescing yourself into flaunting your lexical fluency- with peoples that are obviously not on the same par with you.

It is "people" and not "peoples". "People" is in plural form already.

Ergo, in as much as I don't wanna engage in verbal bullying of any sort, vis-a-vis via the internet. I'd still give you the privilege of battling it out with me, not by dissing, instead, I dare you to tag me in the literature section.[b] I won't reply if you bold this statement again

[b]
It is "want to" and not "wanna".

It is "lexical bullying" and not "verbal bullying".
Using "lexical" 'implies '(type-)written words' while "verbal" implies 'spoken words'.


Ofcourse you'd cowardly avoid your ridicule by avoiding this henceforth. So predictable.

I remember opining from the onset that I'd always find errors in every sentence of yours but you called my bluff and now I'm validating my assertions by ridiculing your claims. Don't play the victim.
How can I take you serious when you obviously type quasi-hogwash?

When you learn to spell, punctuate and generally articulate yourself correctly then maybe, just maybe, I'd find you worthy.


Next time your dutch courage pushes you to attempt another e-duel with the son of Mark, you'd be rational enough to admit he's your superior and back down.

By the way, if you re-edit your previous posts after I have highlighted your errors you'd be cursed for eternity 'cause it's cheating. Let the grammarians compare our posts.

Sveen:
Lol . Are you really up for this ]b]Sir[/b]?

It is "LOL" and not "Lol". All acronyms must be written in uppercase letters.

It is "sir" and not "Sir". "Sir" is a titular prefix for knights or barons.

Cos once I press the button, it'd be kinda hard to press [quote]full stop

It is "because" or " 'cause" and not "Cos".

It is "kind of" and not "kinda"

I don't beat around the bush, I go for the jugular. Every of my text you bolded are 'very' correct. The fact that you are versed in dictionary words doesn't mean you understand how english works, the intonations. If you really wanna know who the boss is, gimme a story to write on and I'll do the same. Members will read it and jugde who the best is, are you up for that?

It is "English language" and not "english".

It is "want to" and not "wanna".

It is "give me" and not "gimme". "Gimme" is a slang.

It is "judge" and not "jugde".

It is "who the better is" and not "who the best is". When comparing two persons or things, "better" is used but when they are more than two, "best" is used.


You brought this ridicule on yourself. I'm relentless when I gnaw at a person's credibility. Painstakingly taking time to expose the person's flaws comes easy to me.


About giving you a story to write on: I'm a freelance writer so I'd still floor you effortlessly and pick on your countless errors while at it.

Sveen:
Bro, it is not hightlight but highlight,

Quotation marks must used to highlight or compare words.

A fullstop and not a comma should follow "highlight" as stated in your comment because it should be the last word in that sentence and it isn't just part of a phrase.

it's so glaring that you're the one that doesn't want to admit corrections in here.

The "it's" in your comment should be "It's" because an uppercase letter should be used to begin a sentence.

One doesn't "admit corrections" but one can "acknowledge corrections" or "admit errors".

My tenses, grammars and phrase [bhad never been wrong except ofcourse if I mis-typed it.

It is "grammar" and not "grammars" because "grammar" is actually one's command of a language.

The grammarian in me is genius like, and there was a time I sheer it all around, but not anymore except ofcourse if I find it absolutely necessary. You highlighted it in your post, not in mine, therefore it is highlighted, not afore-highlighted.

It is "genius-like" and not "genius like". A hyphen or hyphens is or are used to join words to form a compound word.

It is "sheered" and not "sheer" as used by you.


I don't have reiterate to you the importance of using quotation marks to highlight words, do I?



I'd resolved to let you off my 'hook' earlier on but I've decided against it just to ridicule your assertions and, by extension, you. Hope you 'enjoy' the 'bitter pill'?

Sveen:
You quoted me, therefore my post is in your comment. You thereby went ahead to say afore(previous) whilst you were referring to the post you quoted therein, thence, it is a false phrase. It is not afore highlighted, rather it is highlighted because you highlighted it in your post. And you say I'm trying too hard, like seriously, I'll just laugh to that , I'm the only one that knows what I have upstairs

First off; technically, the quoted comment (yours) can't be part of my comment and even at that, it was made before my input so using "afore-hightlighted" is right.

Secondly; inasmuch as I do not want to dwell on trivialities, I couldn't help but notice your poor use of punctuation marks but I'll let it go.
We could argue all night and I'd still highlight several errors in your subsequent comments.


My point? An acknowledgement of your error(s) wouldn't kill you and it wouldn't make you inferior to me.

Sveen:
The bolded too

'Afore' means 'previous or before'. I was referring to the highlighted phrase in your comment. You see? You've got nothing on me. Be a gentleman and admit you were wrong. Stop trying too hard.

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]The problem here is that you are acting like this is your one chance of showing yourself.
No, not on my thread. My thread is not some damn caderva for you to perform your critic practicals alright.

You just feel that after every post, you should just critic that post?
I don't need your damn corrections. [/color]

It's "cadaver" and not "caderva"; it's "criticize" and not "critic".

See? You actually need corrections.

You criticize others but you can't stand criticism(s) of the quasi-hogwash you regularly post? How hypocritically ironic!

You'd be better off curtailing your display of pseudo-intelligence 'cause I'd always find the loopholes therein.

ronald4lif:
Okay folks, just to inform everyone that Juve will thrash Barca tomorrow and emerge UCL champions. The score line would be 3 - 1 against the catalunians. Always, remember you heard it here first.

On PS4, right? Yeah, I understand.

#TeamBarcelona all the way!

Sveen:
I'm come there again and correct the authors mistakes, like you usually say, if you don't want people to comment on your thread, go create a diary. Period!

The afore-highlighted phrase is wrong.

sweetorgasm:
anyone here dat says Barca will nt win, let thunder fire his left balls

YoungDaNaval:
Attention Plz!!!!
Abeg Na Who Help Me See Mr Cork

You mean Sweetorgasm and Missclassy's tormentor?

He's probably assuming another persona with an alternate moniker.

Idydarling:
y must it always be either "broke and responsible" OR "rich and irresponsible"

It's just of one of society's stereotypical (erroneous) assertions.

silvertuke:
I guess you met your´s online?

Yes. On Facebook actually and we 've been together for 15 months now.

Jadonjack:
I jes can't bliv my eyes. We'v bn experiencing constant power supply since last week sunday in my neighbourhood. I initially thought it was a coincidence until yesterday morni when I heard a sound spark 4rm a transformer which caused a total black out in the area, buh to my greatest surprise, it was rectified b4 d evnin and dere was power supply again. I JUST CAN'T BELIV WAT I'M SEEING. Pls let's hear wat's hapnin in ur own neighborhood also. Are yu also experiencin wat we are experiencing here in AKOBO??

We've always never had electric power supply issues in many parts of Akwa-Abasi-Ibom state.

Just maybe if the lazy ex-governors of other states invested in the Independent Power Project like ex -Gov. Akpabio did then the power situation would improve.

agarawu23:
the.sonofmark & ronald.4lif make una know fall my hand o

sweetorgasm:
@OP ure very correct, "i am exactly what january baby talks about.

Welcome to the club. #TeamJanuary #TeamCuties #TeamBabyface

LEvuls:
Saying I love u to a girl is too risky for me Especialy to the singles and late twenties and early thirties ... it can mean a lot to them so I prefer I like you so as I won't be able to hurt them in future

Or how about I tell her this:


'I like you and I like the concept of 'us'. I relish the moments we share and I want to explore the possibilities this can lead to, with you at my side that is'.



See? I didn't tell her I love her outrightly but she understands I care about her deeply enough to fall heads over heels in love with her when the time comes. If we do not work in the end, she'll it's not because we didn't try to and we were honest with our feelings.

I believe in love but you don't tell every Imaobong, Nneka and Tolu you date "I LOVE YOU".

suxxman:
1&2. The poster Below me

4. Cherry'Eyes'

5. THESONOFMARKus

8. Me

Are you psychotic?

sweetorgasm:
lol

Jacksparrow0712:
Seriously! Even the so called _gays don't go about harassing straight men. Why is he taking piss? I'l just ignore him anyways
Unfortunately, ishiWHATEVER wouldn't see nothing wrong with that. But when it's Jack retaliating, it becomes an offence

Jacksparrow0712:
Seriously, I wouldn't know. Maybe same _idiot with diff moniker. TBH, I haven't even checked his profile. Cuz he's so annoying and disgusting
There are many ways to go about being noticed, pretending to be _gay isn't one