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Jollyjoy:
it outside school hostel hence no sex restriction.

Aha! I wouldn't ask how it works. It's quite telling on its own.

MrsChima:
You are hyping yourself crazy. Here's a tip calling someone a hag or cougar isn't killing them. You would be laughed at if you ever become a killer for hire.

A few male chatters got you thinking you are a renowned killer huh?

Pathetic bish.

I'm not a professional 'assassin', cougar. I'm more like a lexical 'poacher' - I hunt and haunt silly people like you for sport.

Yes, you are a cougar, a rètarded one at that.

Jollyjoy:
BURSTED! Just my kinda thread. I have a guy in my hostel that is quilty of most especially singing in a crooked voice. Hell,it noisy.

What would a guy be doing in a female hostel?

dharay99:

0p,
we ain't married yt.

oyin17:
I'll rather fvck than listen to that music. wey my bf, show time don reach!

Darkrebel666:
• I've read 'lost symbols' brov

• and Dan Brown specifically indicated at the back of the novel that everything was a pure work of fiction.
That Albino monk ehhhh ...Silas.
The dude that engaged in flagellation and corporal mortification after murdering people cos he believed it washed away his sins.
see how dumb religion can make a nigga to be?


The Opus Dei is actually a Catholic sect(still existing) founded by Jose Maria Escriva.
Its like the Sacred heart society or legion of Mary in Catholic churches.
Dan Brown's claims aren't true, but what he said about the Prior of Sion and the knights templar unearthing proof that Jesus married Mary Magdalene when they came to help in the holy war in Jerusalem may be true. I don't believe Jesus was celibate throughout his ministry. and I think its totally unnecessary for the catholic church to hide it if some hidden and uncanonized scriptures say Jesus married.

I think the gospel of Philips gave an hint to the type of relationship they had

You know the real story behind Friday the 13th right.? not Jason Voorhees this time

Should we discuss here or religion sect.?

[b]
Including Knights of St. John. My paternal grandmother is a Catholic and when I opened up about the occultic societies within the orthodox church, she branded me a heretic and offered a prayer for my "misled soul". A certain seminarian still brands me as such till date.

Only a certain liberal Rev. Father who was posted to my hometown years ago and with whom I regularly brainstorm with whenever I travel there acknowledges the ingrained occultism within the church and he sums it up with this- "SOME TRUTHS IF REVEALED WOULD SHATTER BELIEF SYSTEMS AND DESTROY THE FOUNDATION OF THE CHURCH".

Dan Brown deliberately exaggerates the description of some religious rites to make them seem like fiction but at the very core he's spot on. More like the "HIDDEN IN THE OPEN" concept. David Icke sheds more light on that especially in the 13 BLOODLINES.


P.S: Does the Religious Section have a chatroom? If it does tag me there. Let's not bore these folks out.

MrsChima:
Womp! Womp! You suck bish!

Go find your bastard and aborted kids!

So opines a barren 43-year old cougar about a guy who everyone knows in his early 20's.

By the way, why couldn't you have kids before menopause set in? Nemesis caught up with your sluttiness as a young woman? Whòre! Fleabag!


Why are you always defensive whenever we e-brawl? Oops! I'm the predator and you are my prey. Go figure!

MrsChima:
Make sure you get your money from that bish that hired you....your bastard kids are depending on you!

Everyone knows you are one of many preys but I'm sadistic enough to cut you one pound at a time.
Luckily for me, you are flabbily obese and you weigh over 450 pounds. I'd extend your cyber-misery for a long time before I finally perform euthunasia on you when I eventually decide to heed your subtle pleas.

Darkrebel666:
I prefer reading sporadically from various novelists than focusing on a particular one.
Besides, I'm not a staunch fan of Dan Brown.
The ''Da Vinci code'' has got to be his Magnum Opus though

Darkrebel666:
•okay. just make sure she sees a medic asap .

•The title of the book is Digital Fortress by Dan Brown .. have you read it before. ?

•okay, I'd watch it when I'm settled @video...

bogolobango:
@MrsChima u love making use of insutive nd abusive words y? My post was nt reffered to u, u jst came from no where insulting me that am a sex deprived guy which was a dirty attitude its jst because i don put my pics on my dp. Nd if u wanna see them ask ill give it to u dats when u re going realise that am nt a sex deprived guy nd i fine pass mr chima

Steppin & Theson.ofmark ur attention is still needed

ronald4lif:
Haha! Replicating Ishi or her new spokesman. The derailers paradise seem to have caught the attention of most members of this section in the last month or thereabout. It use to be dormant. It's now a medium to settle scores.

From rap battles tiffs to accusation and counter accusations on bbm chats, to football argument, and the fuel scarcity drama, the bickering is endless. I've been meaning to ask though, how come you know the ages of most of the ladies on this board and they all seem to be 43?.

You are right. About 1 month ago there was about 8,000 comments and 170 pages. Now those figures have nearly double. Some monikers seem to be more active here than on other threads. Well, this is where the fun is.


About the ages of the women, you must be referring to the spats between Mrs Chima and I. Let her get worked up. She's been known to attack men so I'm just serving her spoonfuls of her own medicine. Just screwing with her mind. Nothing personal but she's 43 years old, she really is.

funlord:
His menustrating sorry ass must leave NL! Are U not aware of what the hobbit did 2 both lala and in the rap section? The batty rat boy is a well known snitch that brings personal stuff to light when he has no comebacks to his rivals! Currently I have almost 4 rappers who saw how I destroyed his rep in their section and they added me on bb 2 give me his entire history! The baby boy does not seem 2 know that I have my finger on the pulse! I'm arranging a new shame cypher 4 him in the rap section! I will "cc" U all when it goes down!

That's it. I knew it goes beyond the everyday Derailers' Paradise thread squabble and all too personal.


The rap beef is for fun but when it becomes something like the Westside-Eastside feud...


I'd like to listen to the cypher though, at least for the artistic beauty of it. I'd be expecting killer punchlines, yes?

tucky200:
Upon all d big big grammer wey u write,u no still understand my post
Clear proof u belong to d clueless one
Anu mpama

Anyone who compares our post would clearly opine that you are the semi-literate here.

By the way, weren't you taught how to use punctuation marks? Oops! You are BH apologist, a bibliophobic dyslexic airhead.

Stick to the afore-discussed issue. I can see through your intention to distract, terrorist.

tucky200:
Allahu akbar simply means GOD is great

You are right. Allah commands him to kill people. How telling. So much for being the "religion of peace".

tucky200:
Still astonished as to how they heard him say 'sai buhari'



TANoids will cm nd start spewing trash here nw

Buhari's supporters are complaining just 6 days later. Quite ironic.

The temper of the average Nigerian seems pensive like the volcanic Mountain Etna in it's seemingly dormant phase. Wait till the ongoing shenanigans by PMB and his Northern cohorts linger for too long acting as a pressurizer- the catalyst.

When they erupt, the result would be pyroclastic with civil unrest.

Like the end result of the solidified magma from the volcanic eruption, the civil unrest would birth a new Nigeria premised or templated on the collective decisions of every region...OR A DIVIDED COUNTRY.

Something tells me the later would be better for us. Actually I know it would.

Afromano:
Wow. Sorry Bro, didn't mean to upset you. my apology.

It's all good, mister. No hard feelings.

worksmart:
difficult to read

That's exactly why you should have repeated junior high school.

Iroh88:
Empty barrels and noise.....

That "empty barrel" won his state for the PDP. Wake up to reality of that, mister.

Afromano:
Granted, I like your orientation. But I disagree with something here...

First of all, I totally agree with that first line. I mean, I sometimes think of those amazon cartoons (Islands or towns populated by ONLY women) and wonder which kind of loon came up with the concept. I suppose reproduction is accomplished by a particular queen who's sits at only one spot cos she's extremely fat, and lays hundreds of amazon eggs per day

Then there are the feminists who are desperately trying to take over the world by turning the system upside down, which I think are the ones you are quietly addressing in your post.

However, my issue is with the fourth paragraph that starts with "He doesn't"..you seem to focus your post on your Ideal man, not Men in general. Cos hehe, you need to date some south-south boys or even South African guys (no pun intended ) and see how they would "expect" you to be the bread winner, provider......SOLE PROVIDER even. lol. Such guys don't mind taking the passenger seat in the relationship. So this part really only applies to the honorable, self-respecting type of guys {your kind apparently )

But besides that, I like your orientation. you'll make a good partner.

pbs4real:
the last tym i check'd u guys dnt play tiki-taka anymre,its nt luis enrique style nt wit the MSN. . . . . . . . . Bayern had mre ball possesion against barca in the UCL home&away. . . . Go and check.

You must be kidding me. Barca is Tiki-Taka, Tiki-Taka is Barca.

They still dominate possession and play a high-intensity passing game but they've become better on the counter-attack and defensively- THE COMPLETE TEAM.

The statistics don't lie.

#TeamBarcelona rocks!

MrsChima:
I will continue to talk about sex you no dick getting bish!

Well, whatelse is a cougar known for?

Slút!

Useless old woman!

MrsChima:
LMAO@semi illiterate

You are either illiterate or not. That's like me calling you semi-gay!

Rejected old transylvania bish!

Haggard housewife, a "semi-literate" is one whose lexical ability and cognizance are rudimentary or basic. It's just like terming someone as a "half-baked graduate".

Of course, a semi-literate like you wouldn't know that which makes it all befitting a term.

MRSCHIMA YOU'RE 43 - ACT YOUR AGE!

SHAME ON YOU!

MrsChima:
If that's the case why are YOUR old ass on Romance section dead dick bish

Haggard semi-literate, I'm in my 20's whle you are 43.

Shame on you. Women your age are always actively brainstorming in the Family Section but no, MrsChima keeps seeking for casual sex!

By the way, how do you cope with the menopausal pain?

bogolobango:
The.SonOfMark Steppin mrschima

This una season film sweet die i dey enjoy it :

Check the cougar's profile. All the threads she has created and her comments are about sex.

I suppose since she's attained menopause there's no fear of being pregnant.

MrsChima you should be ashamed of yourself!

AirborneLacer:
Perez is a bloody fantasist that knows ziltch about football.

How can a team with no recognised defensive midfielder be considered best?

According to him the team which won La Decima is "the best in years".

As long as it further emphasize the magnituf of FCB's triumph, who am I to complain?

Jacksparrow0712:
Hahahahahaha
Now that's funny
They now use the 'think like a man' book to try find us out

The author of that book is a traitor to menfolk. If I ever meet him I'd shoot the hands with which he wrote that book.

That book made many guys reinvent their seduction skills 'cause the girls figured out the old ones.