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MrsChima:
Why are you describing your mammy

Take care of your mammy issues!

Jacksparrow0712:
True that. But I'll pick 'pursuit of happiness' over hitch tho

Hitch was/is awesome. It seemed/seems like watching Robert Greene's The Art of Seduction on screen.

When females access my laptop, I hide the movie file 'cause the movie painstakingly depicts the seduction tricks men use on women. We don't want all of them to know our secrets, do we?

ronald4lif:
We will be back bruv. Next season would be unforgettable and it will be a sweeping of trophies. Madrid is still in possession of UCL trophy and we will only hand it over to Juve. Hope you'll be around by this time Saturday by which time Juve must have destroyed Barca.

Even Florentino Perez acknowledged that this is the best Madrid team in over a decade...and Barcelona beat them to the title. So telling about FCB's quality.

Jacksparrow0712:
Not true about BA movies tho. Just don't like this particular one. It's series actually and I don't really do series. It has to be captivating for me to watch

MrsChima:
You wish bish!

How can a young woman be a cougar dumb ass!

Jacksparrow0712:

Maybe shes got robot operating her account

Or maybe HE'S a robot, a bionic one.

ronald4lif:
Haha! Actually, it's no secret that the both of you are e-warriors and are most often than not screening through loopholes of your 'victim' annotations to go on the onslaught. But he doesn't get as much involve in squabbles as the 'sniper' himself though.

I've realized that some of your supposed 'victims' do meditate and reflect on their comments of late before publishing it to avoid attracting the scorn of the sniper.

There are many occasions you got seemingly flared up that I got bewildered as to what could have prompted you to react furiously. Certainly, that's how your share of the NL amusement cake is derived. You sure know how to lure them to your game, no matter how evasive and eschewing they want to be.

LOL.
Most times, all I do is just counter an assertion by a person that I think is erroneous, hypocritical or just plain silly in the most civil of ways but when they resort to being vituperative... Well, you know the rest.

Jacksparrow0712:
Whenever you like? no work? Uni?

Omotayor123:
No I don't.... I don't rely on anybody save my parent for money. Thank You!!

Beamborla:
Lolz...pardon me for not seeing the real msg

You have a reputation for being brutal
and somewhat anti jocular.

It's good to know you are not always like that

francizy:
Go to MrsChima, she has sex to give...

Everyone knows MrsChima is Nairaland's 'resident' cougar.

Slutty bìtch.

francizy:
Go to MrsChima, she has sex to give...

Everyone knows MrsChima is Nairaland's 'resident' cougar.

Omotayor123:
Mtchewww!!!! Girlfriend If u need sex that much den Marry Her..... Full stop.

Beamborla:
If it will make me 10x richer than Adenuga and Dangote put together, would gladly do it.

Btw, thought you guys don't like being deceived

You should have known I was being cynical. The health implications downplays whatever psychological and aesthetic benefits therein.


Inasmuch as I am a boobs lover,I'd rather have a healthy you the way you are than have a you with busty silicone boobs and health risks lurking.

ronald4lif:
LOL! You predicted just right what I'm roaming about searching for. Was actually hoping to see you or darkrebel engaging with someone or missclassy and our delectable mr cork, who I suppose should be airborne at the moment. It's boring without the squabble.

LOL. The ban placed on this moniker expired 35 minutes ago.

There are several comments on my mention notifications by some trouble-seeking persons like FirstÈVA which I wouldn't reply just to shock them that I am not that predictable.

Wait a minute, are you implying that the son of Mark and DarkRebel are e-warriors? Everyone knows I am very gentle.

Beamborla:
And those of us with a thought of breast nko?

Get a boob job or something.

MEGGATRON:

Bloody impostor!!!! TheS.onofmark don't comment like this. 'Big breast turn me on'

You are schizophrenic, mister. Am I always suppose to be effusive by being grandiloquent or verbose every time I opine in typewritten form?

By the way, it's "doesn't" and not "don't".

luuvee:
big breast is a tunr off for me

Midehi:
and you think we can interview such person? na to finish our(female) personalities with insults and foul names.

my thinking dou#

You are done with Alhaji and his gateman, aren't you? Atagirl! I knew you won't disappoint! Afrocandy would be so 'proud' of you.

Don't distract me, airhead, tonight is Missclasssy's. That boy has to be disgraced again.

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]And I should to that just because of a delusional fool like you.
I laugh in hispanic
Like your fvcking opinion matters.

Look at this rat faced boy. Who the fvck do you think you are and what do hell do you take me for?

You are a deranged, frustrated human being and you need psychological evaluation.

Now fvck off from mentioning me henceforth you _idiot.[/color]

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Perhaps you will give me the money.

I would really appreciate.

You want my attention right? You want to fulfill your fantasy of E-dueling every moniker with an F on it right? Maybe it would make you finally feel good about yourself.

Dumb Fvcktard.[/color]

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]It is a false claim.
Victoriabee is an e-friend.[/color]

ronald4lif:
Wristwatch,

When are we having TheSonOf.Mark and Kinglekan on the podium.

LOL.

I've got nothing to hide. Any question asked would be answered.

wristwatch:
Thanks for accepting to be interviewed next. That means we need farano and rockstation to do the needful.

Missclasssy upload your pics this night ooo

Darkrebel666:
Sonofthemark
ronald4lif

https://www.nairaland.com/2346392/battle-rap-el-classico-007bruce-vs

VictoriaBee:
K

You've resorted to giving mono-alphabetical replies? Predictable scumbag!

The foolhardiness of a 'rookie' female who thinks she can square up against me, an 'Ivy League veteran'.

VictoriaBee:
First off,"mod" is a shortened form for "moderator", dyslexic simpleton.
"Thang" is an acceptable slang, what a pathetic orangutan with squashed face.

It's "neanderthal" not "neathandral".
We all know English grammar isn't your forte, scum.

Stop trying hard to fit in your unexisted utopia.

Foolhardy twit, "thang" is unacceptable since it isn't Standard English. It's just like interchanging "dawg" for "dog" is hogwash and is reminiscent of the depleted vocabulary stock of semi-literates in 'nigga' films.


A quotation mark should be added to any shortened word which doesn't mean the intended word on its own. So "mod" should actually be " mod' ".


It's "non-existing" and not "unexisted".

You really should have repeated junior high, skunk.

You odious ramshackle-dwelling demented fleabag!

Idowuogbo:
Babes,forget flash abeg! If your jaw/neck line aint matching with your face,you've got the wrong shade on.I'm an underG MUA.

Ouch! That must hurt.

PervyByNature:
mehn, i think its a bad idea, we have no support from any mod so.... It might be disorganised.