₦airaland Forum

starlingslimnet:
Even deeper lifers Don dey upgrade Oo

delishpot:
Na this type nairaland crabs dey like
Make I just kack for corner watch how dem go come out of their holes to clap for OP and complain as ussual about women

You are trying to blackmail them into feeling guilty? I saw through that, miss.

kinglekan:

Well the showdown with the feminists most times are educating, although some get too profane while trying to make their points.

I think I would be interested in your diary, although am not a huge fan of keeping one but I always fancy reading one. Sleekyshuga's diary is a one stop for me before I hit the bed. Guess I would be including yours.

About the tux! Well, No comment.

kinglekan:

You are very correct bruv!! I don't wanna believe all that "deactivate and gone" make believe.

Some would love to keep their online persona, considering the fact that it has an "online effect". That is why it hurts when they can't use their original moniker for a very long time to come as a result of a ban.

So many new monikers, most of which are just recycled oldies tryna work out something different so as not to be caught and sent to hades again.

Be it as it may, everywhere has been pretty calm of late which is a good thing.

You haven't been much trouble too of late I must commend.

I haven't been much trouble? Erm, sir, that would be if you consider dueling it out against feminists as "peaceful". I did all night and today but not the usual 'frenzied' showdown.

I've been playing the ardent literatti of late. I now keep a diary I'd be updating regularly.

The tuxedo might just be on for a little longer.

Genea:
u would be shocked at d waterproof makeup dats in town now

QueenHeart:
fine guy wassup

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Make my right scrotum explode if any girl talk true for this thread [/color]

First it was your left now it's your right. You don't want momma to behold her grandchildren?

Borrussia:
You have a point. anyway, I'm basking in the euphoria of this moment, e-duel will resume once they're back.

Borrussia:
I'd prefer not delving in their matter, perhaps that'd bring decorum in this section.

Don't you see that everywhere is peaceful today, the mods would be somewhat elated at the utmost decorum for the first time in this section.

Borrussia:
I'm not surprised at the merry-go-round traits exhibited in here, that's why I'm tryna limit my stay in this very section,; I mean why would grown-ups fret cos a member deactivated, how absurd.

Borrussia:
Why the banning, is there a new rule?

Borrussia:
Lot of newbies in here

RedBenson:
Bros, make we come down to naija level small. U don go change ur pic? E find sha (no homo). I no bin know say u be my real bros from same state sef. No wonder cococandy, sophyrocks, freecocoa, firsteva and all dem girls no wan gree make u drink water. Dem too dey trip for us. U be fine boy jare combined with ur intelligence. Walahi, their boyfriends no reach half sef.

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Proudly Akwa-Ibom! Proudly Ibibio!

That the first Senior Advocate of Nigeria was an Akwa-Ibomite (Obong Udo Udoma) is no one-off happening.

I'm just keeping the flag flying, eyen-eka.
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Sophyrocks:
Buhhahahahahahaha. He doesnt know what to say. See what he rates as intelligence. Mere correction of spellings.

Yawns.

Ladies and gentlemen, dudes and lasses, please join me in celebrating Sophyrocks' first error-free comment since the whole of this started. Well, that's we pardon your incessant "buhahahahaha" laughter depiction.

Gosh! Am I good or just plain generous? In less than two hours I made her , a rétard, do what her teachers couldn't instil in her for several decades and free of charge too! I hope you'd stick to spelling correctly from hence, simpleton, 'cause that would help you better.

Now I can concentrate on the afore-discussed topic.


You see? I really can transform you and I am not even a registered TAN member.

Sophyrocks:
You are very daft. I say[/b]create a pocket size dictionary with new words no one has used then i will take you seriously. You are really dumb because you really have nothing [b]to say but resorted to the little you can do best; correcting spellings. That is too elementary for you kiddo. Are you that low? I am even considerate of you to have requested a pocket size dictionary because i[/b]have sized up your ability and [b]i[/b]know fully well you can't invent the biggest size. Try the pocket size let me see. Olodo.

[b] Now you are improving. I guess I did what your teachers couldn't do. Save the compliments- I get that every time. We can't have a proper argument without me teaching you how to articulate your opinions properly in typewritten form.

Your next lesson:

You can't use 'say' because we aren't talking. This is a text conversation so using 'say' is wrong.


It is 'I' and not 'i'. 'I' is a first person pronoun so it should be (type-)written as an uppercase letter.

Sophyrocks:
Teach what? what will you teach? With your empty brain? Your brain depicts an empty container. Dullards come up here to clap for you because they cant see how empty you are and they are at the bottom of the IQ chain. Typical of africans who get deceived with a book since they dnt know what is in the book. Its not the use of english that matters anymore. what invention can you create with your english? Kiddo, how can you teach what you dnt have? Mr dictionary, I repeat, if you dnt [/b]have any invention to your name then park well. At least create a pocket dictionary back to back then i will know you are serious! your use of many dictionary words only impress dullards and peeps with the [b]lowest of the lowest IQ! Keep blabbing. Cry me a river.

Having to highlight your many errors is boring. Please work on your spellings and capitalization. Shorthand writing is undignifying.


'Lowest' is 'lowest'. There is no such expression like 'lowest of the lowest'.


'It is 'Africans' and not 'africans'. It is 'English' and not 'english'. It is 'don't' and not 'dnt'.

There isn't any such expression like 'your brain depicts an empty container'. It is semantically and logically incorrect.
Do I have to school you every time?

Proper articulation is one important criterion for determining intelligence along with others.

Even Albeit Einstein wrote drama and poems and he wrote well.

RedBenson:
You mean after you've been dealt on?

Sophyrocks:
What is all these? Your inventions? where is the sense in all these you've been blabbing since yesterday? buhahahahahahhahaha. all talk and no action. what have you invented? Your mates are on forbes list, guinness world book of records, encyclopedia, where are you? In Nairaland blabbing dictionary words of no value and use! Look at what you regard as achievement. Winning back and forth arguments on Nl is greatness to you? Buhahahahahahaha. Lowest of the lows! how much has Seun paid you for the espistles? Any awards? Nonsense! Empty vessel!

Cry me a river.

Seun doesn't have to pay me to articulate myself correctly. If anything, I am just following the afore-stated Nairalabd rule.


I understand how difficult it must be for you , a semiliterate hag. The good thing is that bibliophiles like myself have developed ourselves well enough that we always overshadow your like and we are willing to teach ypu.


I opined that you can't spell, punctuate or even articulate your sentences to even save your life. You've been proving me right.


Idiøts like yourself with your half-baked sentences who think they can square up against me need to check into rehab...and get English Language tutors while at it.