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MrsChima:
LMAO@Molly the cat.

You sound jealous and why do you care?

Good. Now we know who to quarantine when or if there is eventually an outbreak of Human-Feline mutant strain virus.


By the way, you seem defensive. This happens every time : the supposedly "aggressive" MrsChima suddenly becomes sober anytime the son of Mark counter-attacks her.

You lost your bite?

MrsChima:
You also fvck animals too? Nass bish!

Isn't that what you do with Molly the Cat since Mr. China finds you repulsive and has left you sex-starved?

When Molly refuses and escapes to save its poor life, you logon to the internet spewing vulgar words centered around 'dick's' and 'sex' hoping to sex-chat. You are just a neglected haggard Cougar.

KingLekan didn't play ball , so you switched to Agarawu23 and then Ronald4lif. Don't you get it? These guys like YOUNG LADIES and not 43-year old faded hags like yourself.

agarawu23:
zaboroma no time for you today. keep ass licking as usual

Relax, I am taking on her already.

MrsChima:
It isn't neither jackass!

Prostitute these nuts.

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You see the effect of thrusting the hole between your legs with cucumber? It results in VAGĪNA PROLAPSE (COLAPSED VÁGINA) and you need to be on schizophrenia-inducing steroids to ease the pain.

Now you are hormonally imbalanced which explains your unprovoked tantrums. I know life has been hard on you but please save it for your next therapy session. [/size]

agarawu23:
shebi na your regular customer ?

We duel it out every time. Familiar 'foes'.

agarawu23:
the son of mark help me deal with mrschima I no get her time today

Why have people been asking me to help 'deal' with some people since yesterday? I am not a professional 'assassin', sir. I'm more like a lexical poacher - I 'kill' for sport.

MrsChima:
Puta.

Whizzcute:
this guy is always talking off point

ANGELMARVE:
LMAO LOL LUKWN guy ure really funnily crazy.

dharay88:

as we dun show so...

demmy0325:
... Its jst an avenue to open up.. Did it almost ruin your relationship,your career,your life.. Or everythin ruinable ... Please share your experiences...

Never kiss and tell- gentlemen's code.

adeekiti:
Another weyrey , fly am come Yaba left

So you reside there? Interesting.

sinizia:
I'm not, sire. I didn't quote you to insult you. You know I've got nothing but love for you. I've never attacked you before and for the records, I'm not against insults as it's a way of life around here. Why i quoted the both of you is because of the involvement of her child. Not because you guys are sparring off. But if you don't see anything wrong with it, carry go. My opinions doesn't matter.

Teespice:
you need your advice more than I do.
cheers.

Alright flabby.

sinizia:
Did Cherryice mentioned you talk more of insulting you when you insulted her and her child? You are totally wrong. Stop your defense.

Aren't you guilty of what you are accusing me of? I'll retreat.

sinizia:
This is too low for the both you. If not for anything respect that innocent child.

When a person goes ballistic over a harmless comment , cussing and hurling invectives then his/her vituperation should be nipped in the bud. I hate it when females (and males) insult first then turn around to play the victims. That blackmail doesn't work on me. If you insult then you deserve the insults hurled your way. Tit for tat.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lol,,i've got a reason why I didn't mention [b]thesonof.mark. He said he doesn't do NL girls.

Although this thread is strictly for jokes and a subtle way to make the ladies know how some of us feel about them. [/color][/b]

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I've got my reasons though. I'm not against ONLINE DATING but Nairaland , like 2go when it was the in-thing, is structured in such a way that girls (and impostors alike) can easily get away with deception.


Have I met some Nairaland females? Once or twice. They are like , " Hey! You are the son of Mark, right?" but not exactly through Nairaland. I prefer Facebook and , to some extent, Whatsapp when it comes to hooking up online. The tendency to deceive is greatly reduced when they know their deception can be found out.



That opined, the comments here have been interesting. Different spinoff dramas are playing out.
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ronald4lif:
Oga mi, I'm waiting for my oga at the top to list his first. TheSon.OfMark how far nau?. Laying an ambush for your quarries?.

LOL. Ronald, you know how I 'operate'.

Teespice:
and anybody who thinks he's a demi God because the ewars he supposedly starts is more than a dunce.

have a good day.

Inferiority complex! Work on yourself. Do more reading than preening. It'd do you a whole world of good.

Top of the morning to you.: D

Teespice:
okay.

I hear you.
the day I will attest to your intelligence is when I see you in politics section slugging it out withoout having recourse to insults.

until then I see nothing intelligent in what you do.

FYI, I don't need to have a groupie or whatever before I do what I want to do.

Politics Section? Maybe you read only the first pages of such threads. Very typical.

Barcánista, Møgidi, Rilwaynè and other popular Politics Section active members know who the son of Mark is and how articulate he is when he opines.

Well, a female who likely spends her time in the Fashion Section wouldn't know that, would she?

Anyone who cannot articulate himself/herself well is a dunce.

naija1stpikin:
Now I understand why you are single mum. No offiense

Bye

Damn! That wasn't nice!

Chêrryice got pregnant after a wild sex ørgy.

Teespice:
wetin I no go see so.

of all things to brag about it is the ewars you led.

I was privy to the thread and if my memory serves me correctly, you were banned and you created another handle. to me, that is joblessness.

let me not talk about how you were served hot though by two other handles I cannot remember their names.

Internet lion. roar na let nl shake.

@ topic,

anybody could have washed the dishes. but a grown ass woman knows that it is not right to even leave plates unwashed till the next day. she should wash it. the younger brother has every right to be annoyed.

the poster was even being derogatory by the use of the words "mere woman". not surprised after all, someone who patronises brothels and sleeps with all manner of women would not see them in a good way. so his language is excused.

Groupie alert! Name them and provide links to the threads.


Whether you admit it or not, the truth is that it takes SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE to OUT-WIT and OUT-SMART others in a conversation. Now that's the reality you should wake up to, 'dearie'.



Does it make me seem controversial? Maybe. Does it make me seem superior? They admit so but all I know is that I'd never lower my standard(s) for anyone offline or online.
The good thing is that I've got a female who shares my philosophy so go figure!

Teespice:
wetin I no go see so.

of all things to brag about it is the ewars you led.

I was privy to the thread and if my memory serves me correctly, you were banned and you created another handle. to me, that is joblessness.

let me not talk about how you were served hot though by two other handles I cannot remember their names.

Internet lion. roar na let nl shake.

@ topic,

anybody could have washed the dishes. but a grown ass woman knows that it is not right to even leave plates unwashed till the next day. she should wash it. the younger brother has every right to be annoyed.

the poster was even being derogatory by the use of the words "mere woman". not surprised after all, someone who patronises brothels and sleeps with all manner of women would not see them in a good way. so his language is excused.

Name them and provide links to the threads.


Whether you admit it or not, the truth is that it takes SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE to OUT-WIT and OUT-SMART others in a conversation. Now that's the reality you should wake up to, 'dearie'.



Does it make me seem controversial? Maybe. Does it make me seem superior? They admit so but all I know is that I'd never lower my standard(s) for anyone offline or online.
The good thing is that I've got a female who shares my philosophy so go figure!

deltagirls99:
Stop taking must of those suppose "sexy pretty, good looking profile pictures of ladies on nairaland serious because a lot of them are just bunch of over-rated dump-ass bitches...... Most of your local hood girls are better - off....
Pls stop messaging their poor ego with un necessarily pm's and save yourself un warrented headaches

Most importantly, go and get a life young dude's of nairaland and stop following yansh

And thank me later....

Rubbish...

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Now here's a female who isn't gullible.

Most Nairaland guys are VIDIOTS- they believe EVERYTHING their eyes behold without critically analyzing them.

I pity these gullible folks who would have to learn the hard way.
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ANGELMARVE:
@op i cannot date all the ladies on nairaland. "reason bcaus they are not really that beautiful and they are cheats and immature.

Plus ALL of them hide behind thick-coat of make-up to mask their flaws.

If you want a real pretty girl then meet the females offline where you can judge their beauty without the 'prism' of photoshop and make-up to DECEIVE YOU.

echoedwalls:
Enjoy this!

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly the husband burst into the kitchen,crying "Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! 
We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! 
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! 
Are you CRAZY? 
Have you LOST your mind? 
Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. 
USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" 
The wife was staring at him in surprise, "What the heck is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

At first I was bewildered then I got the sarcasm/cynical and lesson therein.

sinizia:
Love conquers all.
Morning sire.

sinizia:
Hun, I'm just waking up, i feel fresh and raring to take you on a honeymoon vacation in Fiji.

How are you? How do you stay up at night? Teach me.

Erm, sir, hope you realize at this time of the year such South Pacific islands are prone to typhoons? We don't want any missing persons.

MRSANITY:
I disagree with you, look through theson.ofmark's posts carefully, compare it with what the girls have posted, you will see that all he did was hide behind big vocabulary and diction, some one tells you you are more fascinated with peniss than females, you reply by pointing out errors and spelling and all, nahhh. Then he goes about talking about how he slays people since he registered, then provides links on people he has had e wars with, common, how is that related to the issue, to me, he wasn't it, I have seen far better e warriors.

You want to see 'raw' e-wars? You obviously haven't come across my comments on other threads. Maybe you should visit the Romance Section's Derailers' Paradise thread, inquire about the son of Mark and certainly other monikers would post links to some of the most 'brutal' e-wars I've led. Go ahead sir, do it if you will.

PervyByNature:
No bashings please. Or else i'll get the security guards. Guards! ***calls agarawu23 & thesonof.mark***

What if I am here to 'bash' the silly ones?

Guys like me go for the real deal- ONLY LADIES WE'VE SEEN AND NOT THE MANY IMPOSTING HYPOCRITES WE HAVE HERE.