₦airaland Forum

Sophyrocks:
Mr man you have not answered my question. What has The son of mark invented for the well being of mankind apart from using a dictionary on nl? Wh knows him outside nl? is he on the forbes list or in the guniness book of records yet? The ability to use the dictionary has not produced anything for him. everyone with intelligence or gift uses it for the benefit of mankind which makes one well knwn around the world like mark zuckerberg. what has the use of the dictionary produced for nigeria by the son of mark?

Meheeda is popular .I suppose she's benefitted mankind too. Or maybe Jada Fire,and Afrocandy?


Your analogy depicts your myopic psychology. Even the man with the longest ear hairs is in the Guiness book of records. Anyone can be in it. The man in question happens to also be amongst the poorest in India.

Once again, your spellings and use of punctuation marks are awful. You also should know sentences are begun with uppercase letters. Gosh! You should have repeated your first grade!



By the way, the son of Mark creates new words as a hubby and seasoned lexicographers approve of his words which are credited to him like in the link below and several more:

www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=KayceeMark


I really don't have to explain my achievements or my ambitions. Stick your nostrils between the pages of dailies. Soon you'd realize.

EUROBOMBER:
Governor Sule Lamido of Jigawa state has tacitly attacked President-elect, Muhammadu Buhari for his utterance earlier in the month when governors under the All Progressives Congress (APC) paid him a congratulatory visit.

It would be recalled that Buhari while addressing news men, said he does not know how to tell Nigerians that he will not be able to turn the economy around quickly as promised.

“The expectation is too high and I have started nervously to explain to people that Rome was not built in a day. For this to be corrected, please, give the incoming government a chance”, Buhari said.

This however didn’t go down well with Governor Lamido as he has warned the incoming administration against giving excuses for not implementing its campaign promises, Daily Post.

According to Governor Lamido, Nigerians would not tolerate any failure on its part as soon as it assumes office on May 29.

Speaking while performing his last public function in Dutse, the state capital, where he commissioned the N302 million Jigawa State Independent National Electoral Commission, (JSIEC) office, Lamido said Nigerians were impatiently waiting for the next government to execute its campaign promises.

According to him: “We heard them asking Nigerians for patience on their inability to implement their electoral promises even before assuming office. They also said that they can’t achieve everything overnight and that everything should be done gradually. Which gradually? Is it now that they know that everything should be gradual?

“As Nigerians too, we are not going anywhere; we will keep tracking the government’s failures as there will be no tolerance and we must shout at them and they must work for Nigerians. Our government turned Nigeria into a new world, Jigawa State in particular, but because of selfish interests, they kept sabotaging, blackmailing and intimidating our government”

http://www.naij.com/447123-you-must-fulfil-your-campaign-promises-lamido-to-gmb.html

PervyByNature:
happy childrens day to:
speakdatruth

pryd

maureensylvia

sinaj

farano

agarawu23

eroticangelina

angelmarve

orijin101

sinizia

kcmark aka thesonofmark

tohpahz

nneka123

ggrin

kinglekan

egusisoup

barcanista

omenka

egift

pendusky

seun

sheba123

lalasticlala

aresa

firefire

irunobo

rokiatu

eurobomber

repogirl

lagmostkuit

airforce1

beremx & twaci



May your manhoods/womanhoods live on.



Pervybynature

I've got no kids yet bro. Well, except pictures of my little cousins.

BoboYekini:
Redbenson is so perceptive walahi. I say he's the genius here, not theson.ofmark. Those of us who didn't put much thought into making up our usernames ought to be ashamed. Imagine I'm namesakes with Rashidi Yekini.

The son of Mark always has a reason for everything 'cause he ratiocinates regularly unlike these bestial savages who he's been slaying like a commissioned poacher.


Sophyrocks, stick to your Little League. You aren't versed enough to square up against me in my Ivy League.


Ireneony, when you learn to articulate your sentences properly and cease regurgitating your dimwitted one-liners then maybe I'd deem you worthy of a typo-duel. You are just like Lala247 - awfully unintelligent. We both know what happened to her and I'm remorseless.

cococandy:
Take one bottle. You've earned it.
Who says hardwork doesn't pay?

At least now I know your moniker. The notice-me you've been doing has finally paid off.
You're a lesson in "never give up on your dreams"

Actually, hag, I am teetotal and straightedged - I neither drink nor smoke. Save it for your dypsophiliac baby-daddy.

RedBenson:
Mark is superior, mark is paramount, mark is uncompetitive, mark is classical, mark is great and so on and so forth. First, biblically, mark is famous. Never heard the book of "mark" chapter..., verse...?

Secondly, a mere mention of "mark" in Nigeria, a kindergarten kid would tell you who he is...a senate president.

Thirdly, a truck called "mark truck" for heavy duty commercial activities is one product incomparable to all others. Its efficiency and durability is zero to none.

Fourthly, "Mark" Zuckerberg, the creator and owner of facebook of which you use is one of the greatest men ever known in the history of mankind. There is just this greatness being associated with anything "mark" and thesonofmark we have here indisputably has started showing that trait of greatness. What else do you wanna hear about mark? Dont bite him for being great i beg.

Freecocoa, cococandy, firsteva, khia, sophyrocks etc, hope you all have read this?

Amongst other reasons, 'Mark' happens to be my dad's name too. You are first person who got the motives behind the choice of my moniker. Although the truck is 'MACK' but it is a homonym.

cococandy:
Lekwa monkey

Pls I'm not in the mood to be amused right now.

#Redbenson'swiseman

You emulsion-paint-face-coated dimwits are sure clowns. You took a cue from my 'victims' - you tapped out. Lucky you.

Work on your spellings though. It's awful.

cococandy:
Lekwa monkey

Pls I'm not in the mood to be amused right now.

#Redbenson'swiseman

You emulsion-paint face-coated dimwits are sure clowns. You took a cue from my 'victims' - you tapped out. Lucky you.

ireneony:
what about you a guy that got into this world through the condom industry from a wasted sperm...

guy u are big foool, go sit ur gay asss at one place

Surprise, surprise. And who do we have here? Oh! It's Nairaland's dumbest female!

How about you concentrate on making a fool of yourself by opening threads to court Sëun's attention? Better still concentrate on the threads you've opened asking
men to come screw you. Nobody takes you seriously on this forum. You are a clown- you'd do better as being the butt of your own jokes.


I think Nairaland epitomises freedom of speech. Well, that it doesn't discriminate against cerebral palsy shrimps like yourself from logging on daily is testimony to that.

snakebeat:
Well said... @ TheSon.Ofmark, u're good.

Ur accurate command of d english language & d dexterity with which u use words is unrivaled. It's obvious dis e-bellum has reduced freecocoa to a kpotokios condomagobocious state of mind, judging by her recent comments.

I can tell she is in a state of bewilderment, befuddled & bewildered by ur well articulated points, which can only be comprehended by sophisticated minds. I think d e-bellum is becoming too hot for her, like redbenson rightly said, pls have mercy on her, I know she deserves more, but pls show clemency.

Honestly, I see no need wasting ur time on some muddle-headed thinkers, who can only wish they were men, it isn't worthwhile ya know...

I knew she isn't worth my time I just had to make her realize her folly in erroneously thinking she could square up against me.

Even more seemingly articulated ones have tapped out to me like Missclassy did on this thread:
www.nairaland.com/2292791/happy-birthday-supernet4#3340342

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She backed down and I have continually been her nightmare ever since. I get the kicks from haunting silly folks.

RedBenson:
That guy is a great guy...no doubt. Judging from his choice of moniker (TheSonO.fMark) to how he eloquently presents his posts, no one needs to question his intelligence. It's crystal clear he's loaded up there. Btw, do you know what is "mark" and the son to mark?

Thesonof.mark, i've become your fan. Ride on jare.

[b] RedBenson: I just saw this mention notification along with the others. Excuse my belated reply. Blame it on last night's poor network receptivity by my network provider (Glo).

It's no secret that I have continually floor these folks from the first minute I became a registered user on this forum. I especially like to slay the (pseudo-)feminists. There are several more like me who entrap them with their own arguments and force them into tendering monosyllabic replies here and especially on Chimamanda Adichie's Facebook page. We do this every time. Piece of cake. I've got respect for her achievements though but her seeming ultra stance need to be constantly fine-tuned.

Lest I forget, sir, thanks for the compliment(s).
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FirstEVA: So, 'Mademoiselle' , what would you have me do? Stoop to your stratum of mediocrity? Lump myself with these folks to satisfy you and your ilk? It's not my fault you haven't invested time to develop your vocabulary, is it? I guess my typo-eloquence makes you feel inferior. That should explain your incessant tantrums about me picking on your inordinately articulated sentences and poor spellings.

You lots castigate those whose command of the anglo lingua is poor then turn around to appellate those whose mastery of it is way above yours as vainglorious and showy. You see? You really are the kidult here since your priorities are transient.
Don't hate this player, hag, hate the game.
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Cococandy and Freecocoa: Well, your names are somewhat similar so it isn't surprising that your levels of intelligence quotient are at the very nadir. And, Free cocoa, are these the guys whom you wanted to call upon for back up? They can't even spell to save their lives. You hags are one sure group of faded Gypsies. You all should be on a caravan.





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Khiaa, if dimwits had a country you and your lineage would have started a dynasty. You are the worse of them all. Switching between playing the victim and launching dead balls. I couldn't help but notice you are psychotic. When you eventually tapped out by asking me not to quote you anymore , I reckoned you'd reached your wits limit. No need flogging a dead FEMALE DOG.

firstEVA:
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, see this smalie, you havn't [/b]been able to handle those whooping your arse, you want to add more[b], lol, I dey laugh

"...Those whooping your arse...". You mean Khiaa who tapped out since last night or Freecocoa who has been on a cliched tirade all day?

Then again, if this is how poor your command of the English Language and your spellings are then I'd have a rethink. Unintelligence has been known to be infectious. Work on your poor spellings and use of punctuation marks first. It's okay if you shoot your English Language tutor while at it. He or she obviously did a piss-poor job with you.

RedBenson:
Bros, so many funny things in your post. First, the grammars are so so eeeew, i must tell and secondly, you seem like you want to destroy the bittch completely. Have mercy on her pls.

With all pleasure, sir, with all pleasure.

firstEVA:
you are in the mood for asslicking? that dude has said nothing and you know it. So many lines with no sense.

freecocoa:
yet it took you close to 30 minutes to come back with a reply this short and empty to that post of mine? Okay I get it, you had to go to the loo, you are a fecking looser.

How simpleton-like of you ,dolt ,to assume everyone is like yourself , a programmed scumbag, designed to live their lives spewing trash on the internet and who have nothing else going on for them offline. I get it, you subtly explained how miserable your life is.

freecocoa:
How m0r0nic does a person have to be to come up with this?

If only you can leave the self praise for a second and have another shot at attempting to make sense, then maybe you might get somewhere, all you have been doing ever is come up with some gibberish shrouded with some very obviously crammed words, don't you think it tells that you always have to read your supposed insults off a script? You are really dense.

I understand how difficult it is for you to churn out and think up words which aren't shrowded in banality. Good thing is that it comes easy to people like myself.

Instead of mentally masturbating to my words which, as attested by you, are beyond your level of cognizance and ranting, how about calling on your clique of rètards to help you do 'justice'?

Stop being a cry-baby, will you? It's kind of awkward for a hag who's bordering the menopausal age.

freecocoa:
You are so stup1d it hurts, who is avoiding quoting you? You seem to forget you literally begged for the attention that you got on here.

You are a nonentity and the very last person I will blink an eye to quote if I want to, but the truth is, you are a colossal waste of time, mb and space seeing as you are hopelessly retard*d, back in the days when NL was NL, your sorry a$$ will be used to mop the floor, so much that you'd shiver at the sight of some monikers, lekwa ezi o.

How I miss shollypopz and Badosky in times like this, you are but a little fly, you never near.

Awww...'our' scrawny little hag now seeks back-up to save her 'scalded' skin. Bring them on!

Now let me make this as less pelucid as possible to you, shrimp: I get the kicks from suffering retro-cerebral crackheads like your hollow self. I suppose it's my quota to ridding our cyber-sphere of simpletons like yourself who leave trails of their unintelligence in their wake whilst 'criss-crossing' it.

When rétarded midgets are allowed to copulate, they end up birthing vegetables like yourself- humanoids so brain-dead even jellyfishes seem more intelligent in comparision...and jellyfishes have no brains.

2sa2:
This thread made my day, I don't believe women should be deprived of education, the world is changing women support the family nowadays, but shouldn't make them want to unnecessarily rub shoulders with their male counterparts.

Thesonofmark Abi wetin them dey call you, you too funny o, those girls dey fire you, you dey there dey speak grammer

Butt-licker, you need to get your head examined and seek help for your optical impairment while at it. You mean the same girls I browbeat into cowering in retreat ? The very girls who have avoided quoting or mentioning me? You must be high on cheap anti-depressants.

I see you are trying really hard to score brownie points with the rètards. Birds of a feather, I suppose.

vitus101:
Abeg leave mata. Wetin u wan talk abt a certain calabar gurl wey tell me say she dey use her 'CUNTinent' dey help guys. She talk say she no fit endure the 'torture' wey guys dey go thru when she has d 'tool' to render help. Na so she go PH from Uyo go knack one guy, that one wan use P***k finish am. B4 she pull cloth,D guy don go 4 rounds.. Abeg guys make una Chop,Clean mouth and wash hand sef.. But Chop responsibly oo.. Calabar babes dey try.. abeg make we clap for dem. No seriously make we encourage them. Dem dey help our situation.

ronald4lif:
Haha! All credit to my pedagogue, TheSon.OfMark.

LOL. Mr. Ronald, enjoying the ongoing shenanigans? It's like Nairaland guys premeditated the women 'bashings' since yesterday leaving the women to cower in retreat. It's reached fever-pitch level since then. Should we be feeling guilty or what?

lordhugo:
SonMarkOfThe, the information has been passed and received!

I smoke weed!

By the way, that you are venustrophobic is odd. I'd understand if they are bimbos but there is nothing to fear about beautiful, mannered and intelligent women. Who wouldn't love a Joke Silva, for example?

naija1stpikin:
Missclasssy

Time will tell if she really is. It wouldn't be flummoxing though 'cause she's got MPD- Multiple Personality Disorder.

lordhugo:
SonOfTheMark , just kuku come and take your wife!
your QUEEN OF LEXICAL WITS!
Who Una Help?

It's actually 'the son of Mark'.
"KING AND QUEEN OF LEXICAL WITS"...It has a nice ring to it.
Ngozi247? It sure rings a bell.

freecocoa:
Don't kid yourself mister, your perceived reputation only exist in your mind, I didn't know you even existed till you quoted me, history will do well to explain better to you, you won't be able to last a day if I'm interested in actually engaging you in a war of words.

Like I already said, you are a newbie, you don't come close.

So opines the dimwitted hag who I have so continually floored with my typo-eloquence all through the night that she's resorted to using error-punctuated one-liners.

You are just one of my many 'victims'.

Or maybe you'd retreat like a coward? That would be predictable too.

MrsChima:
LMAO at 43! .

2nd minutes later......LMAO!

3 hours later.....LMAO!

Whoooooowwee that was some funny sh1t!

Laughing for 3 hours? You are schizophrenic. You really should stay off those hallucination-inducing steroidal supplements or better still check into rehab. You see why I termed you 'Mrs Alzheimer Parkinson'?