₦airaland Forum

MsBliss:
11. be a good cook
12. be obedient/submissive
13. be neat
14. be presentable
15.respect him
16. boost his ego
17.support him
18.love him truly
19.show him off
20. trust him.












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..So help me God .

You don't exactly have to go out of your way to boost his. If he already has a healthy level of self-esteem that wouldn't be necessarily.

kinglekan:

Uyo.

Aha!
God's own city. The city of refuge, of peace, of progress and the quasi-Seoul of Nigeria. Flanked on the east by the cultural city of Ikot Ekpene and on the far south by the industrial town of Ikot Abasi demarcated by the Atlantic ocean and on the southwest by the oil-rich Ibono and its famed beach.
Uyo, the abode of the son of Mark.

naija1stpikin:
The Americans are referred to as the Yankees. (yanks)

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Nobody on NL has "dealt with me" to the point of making me flee. [/color]

You are 'nuts', mister. Your "...favourite porn site" is your diary? I sure didn't see that coming.

Vivly:
Neither.

kinglekan:
*whispers* NYSC

kinglekan:
Seems I would be paying you a visit soon. *sigh*
I miss AKS.

Vivly:
Pass through Calabar. I want to give you a parcel to deliver. Reliable waybill.

dellyjoe10:
A good number of nigerian youthS have now resorted to the trekking adventure either for the president, the president-elect or a Governor. I have decided to trek for my girlfriend that's in PH. Keep a tab on my progress. Wait oo. What's ur thought abt dis my adventure?

semitunde:
Lol @tilting the generator. I'm doing that at the moment. Dreading the time when the gen will cough and splutter to a stop.

Luckily and thankfully in Uyo we aren't experiencing any of that. Petrol is in abundance here. No queues and the shuttle rates by public transport operators are still the same.

Truly this is the "LAND OF PROMISE".

#ProudlyAkwa-Ibom

Truckpusher:
Chai! Bad nigga.

Don't reveal these things too much here please.

We can't afford to have too many smart girls in here.

I didn't even reveal a thousandth. Let them assume what they will. PREDATORS FOREVER!

Truckpusher:
Don't You ever fuccking tell a woman that they are dumb to their face ,they will make you pay.

Always praise them and keep those legs open whenever you want them open.How many times do I have to teach you how to piss off this hos and still see them begging for your diick?

Boy! With this attittude I don't see you fuccking a woman for the 1hr you claimed to last.
Explain to me now ,how on earth you can stand a woman when you hate them so much?

Fortunately not every woman is a bimbo. I've been lucky to date intelligent and yet good-looking women.

We just screw the bimbos for a week or month maybe then we slowly withdraw to the next catch but we only date the smart ones.

Bimbos are nothing but transient playthings to be discarded off after a while.

About enticing them: Playing 'Prince Charming' comes easy to me. The frequent switching from being jovial to a snub leaves them confused and I always know what to say.
Women like intrigues and I've always had a million up my sleeves. SEDUCTION IS MY TURF.

ronald4lif:
Why are you always looking for trouble

She's just an idle housewife who trolls to ease boredom till Chima arrives hom to get his fellàtio.

MrsChima:
Hello Rupual (Transgender surgery gone wrong

What's up Mrs RÉTARDo Banks?

MrsChima:
Howdy the late Muhammad Ali..oops he still got one foot in the grave.

Why you can't stop shaking Mr. Ali?

Hello Amy WhINEhouse.

MrsChima:
Hello Mike Tyson's retard3d illegitimate son.

Howdy Mrs Alzheimer Parkinson?

starlingslimnet:
First thing that comes to mind is Rokiatu and Lala

MrsChima:
Hello dick sucking eunuch.

Hi testosterone-deviled dyke.

MrsChima:
Bish love mentioning my moniker.

Hello haggard cougar.

KingTom:
Guy give us the real list jare, shey one Mrs.......ch. .......Im. .........a dey among

Scared of mentioning MrsChima?

There, I did.

Truckpusher:
Here is my comprehensive list :

KingTom
Kinglekan
Enegod
kradleber
TheSonOfMark
Blackett

Still compiling names ........

I bind and cast you.

kinglekan:
Abeg make the recommendation quick ooo.

Na pump price oooo.

SuccessfulO:
Hello everyone, without wasting much of your time, I'll just go straight to the point.
There is this close friend of mine with this severe mouth and body odor (so bad that I sometimes have to hold my breath anytime he's around and we're talking). I've sincerely endured us having close talks for like 3 months since we became friends. Most times, when he ask to see me maybe for a hangout or something, I refuse, giving him one excuse or the other. Now he's beginning to feel bad and see it as me not wanting to come around him. His girlfriend is also a close friend and confided in me about wanting to quite the relationship because she can't stand the whole smell from his body and mouth each time they're behind close doors. My question now is, Is there any polite way of telling him his breath and body stinks without hurting his feelings?? If possible, I need advice on how to go about this whole thing and come out as not be rude and insulting. Thanks.

Hogwash!

Subtle calculated attempt at bashing males? Seeking retribution for all the supposed 'female bashings' here on Nairaland, aren't you miss?

Then again, that you've been his 'friend' for so long means the odour from your buccal cavity and epidermis compliment his.

Phikom:
How I wish its same over here...but Lo...d scenario here is not mild...

Do you know the slogan for Akwa-Ibom state? It's "the promise land"...and that isn't a coincidence.

VictoriaBee:
Wait!

Cc Ishiløve, allow us to have fun, e jor.

All I need is 25 minutes of immunity.

ronald4lif:
That's nice. But is it available and easily obtainable at pump stations?. Perhaps, he meant black market price.

VictoriaBee:
cc Firsteva

Thesonofmark wants to have an E-duel with you and I'm heck sure you'll trounce him mercilessly.

What a man can do, a woman can do better.
Are you IN?

VictoriaBee:
Yes, she will end up dealing with you ruthlessly.

I know this is you baiting me but I'll swallow it and drag you along with me.

Let's settle it. Tag her. Only 25 minutes. Let's give these guys the 'show' they've been craving for all noon.

Phikom:
Cannot envisage when dis fuel scarcity craziness gonna end...incredible d price of pms is now #220/litre...getting to ma place of work seems mission impossible...