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Romance › Re: Woman’s Butt Implants Explodes During Rough Sex With Boyfriend [GRAPHIC PHOTOS] by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:39pm On Mar 29, 2015

Rokia2 are you seeing this?

Family › Re: Would You Agree To A Court Marriage? by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:16pm On Mar 29, 2015

Sleekyshuga:
Yea.. This is typical of an average Nigerian man, and maybe, that was why I got the negative responses...
*She may kill to inherit my wealth..
*She may seek a divorce, and get half of my properties, etc..

Ma'am, our paranoia isn't exactly unjustified. A woman who knows she'll have a large percentage of a man's wealth for herself would blackmail him with DIVORCE into being under her leash every now and then. Females are manipulative. You know it, I know it.

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Romance › Re: Am L Bewitch?!!! Please Help by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:38pm On Mar 29, 2015

pweetixandy:
well...I said girls,not "chicks"

Sooo....try another come-back

I figured you'd act true to type by lacking enough wit to discern the message therein.

Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Get Jealous When They See A Guy They Friendzoned Move On? by TheSonOfMark(m): 4:39pm On Mar 29, 2015

henribj:
since you could ask her why she gets angry and ignores you when you use pix of other girls on your dp, you should have also asked her if she has feelings for you and if she is ready to date you now.

NO WAY! ONLY LOW SELF-ESTEEMED MALES WOULD DO THAT. IN FACT, THE VERY DAY SHE REVEALS THAT, I'LL CHASE HER CUTEST FRIEND.

Then again, why should any man use a girl's picture as his DP?

Romance › Re: Name Ur Favorite Romanceland Character by TheSonOfMark(m): 4:29pm On Mar 29, 2015

falconey:
falconey

And

Falconey!

How come you dole out so many "SHARES" are you a stockbroker?

Romance › Re: Am L Bewitch?!!! Please Help by TheSonOfMark(m): 4:20pm On Mar 29, 2015

pweetixandy:
Lol...some guys don't know that there are girls who are "special"

U are on ya own

Special? *smirks* The only "special" CHICkS I know of are in POULTRY farms.

Romance › Re: Guys, What Irks You Most In A Lady That Makes You Turn Her Down ? by TheSonOfMark(m): 4:01pm On Mar 29, 2015

Vickybee:

Romance › Re: Is This Weird......???!! by TheSonOfMark(m): 3:27pm On Mar 29, 2015

[b)NEVER REALLY SHOW LADIES YOUR WEAK POINTS- THEY'LL USE IT AGAINST YOU SOONER OR LATER.

ALL WOMEN (MOTHERS, SISTERS, GIRLFRIENDS/WIVES) MANIPULATE MEN VIA OUR EMOTIONS. Whyelse do you think mothers try to "protect" their sons from the other women in the sons' lives? Think![/b]

Romance › Re: How Many Men Can Do This by TheSonOfMark(m): 3:14pm On Mar 29, 2015

Blackett:
[color=#150000]I blame the catastrophically discombobulated sissies perambulating as men, for bequeathing them the leeway for such pathetic delusional hallucinations. . . [/color]

I'm flummoxed by the astounding ubiquity of effeminate males in our contemporary world. Humor me but me thinks ANDROGENOUS homo sapiens are becoming 'endangered' species. Conservation somebody? Anybody?

Romance › Re: How Many Men Can Do This by TheSonOfMark(m): 3:01pm On Mar 29, 2015*

EroticAngelina:
what's hard there?

I'll dedicate a thread to you the day you make an intelligent comment.

In your crazed bid to stamp your presence on every thread, you leave trails of unintelligence everywhere.

EROTIC Angela...little wonder you think with the space inbetween your lower limbs.

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Romance › Re: How Many Men Can Do This by TheSonOfMark(m): 2:53pm On Mar 29, 2015

Blackett:
[color=#150000]_Stupid man.

Wipe her ass when she's done with the toilet as well. . . Idiiiiot! [/color]

Happenstances such this,as depicted in the picture , are why females keep living in the grandiose of their self-delusional world hallucinating that our biophysical revolves around them.

Romance › Re: Can A Good Relationship Start Like This? by TheSonOfMark(m): 2:40pm On Mar 29, 2015

Houseofglam7:
Now, here's a man with brains

[b) Graçias señorita. Hopefully our "amigo" up there would take a cue or two from the comments thus far.[/b]

Romance › Re: Please Who Is This Lalasticlala LALASTICLALA? by TheSonOfMark(m): 2:09pm On Mar 29, 2015*

Bilabong:
Op do u have a picture of when you where a kid ?.... If no. Ask him for your throwback pix

Sarcastic as your post might seem, it clearly depicts the thoroughness in his updates to discerning minds who are cognizant of the happenings in the media world.

Teempakguy and Andrew114: The abberration has been modified.

Romance › Re: Guys, What Irks You Most In A Lady That Makes You Turn Her Down ? by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:26pm On Mar 29, 2015

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Jesus!!
[/color]

That exclamation got me thinking about these facts:

Jesus saved, healed, was compassionate and yielding to pleas (from women) but JESUS WAS NEVER A BUM-LICKER- HE NEVER TOLERATED HOGWASH FROM WOMEN.

Romance › Re: Guys, What Irks You Most In A Lady That Makes You Turn Her Down ? by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:10pm On Mar 29, 2015

tosyne2much:
Yeah you made a lot of sense but you should have made use of simple words for easy comprehension

Simpler words? Tosin, in more ways than one, you and I are asserting the same point(s)- the silly, unintelligent females would not be cognitive of my afore-posted comment. You and the discerning ones understand it; the dimmits don't. Why should we have to stoop to their stratum of unintelligence?

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Romance › Re: Guys, What Irks You Most In A Lady That Makes You Turn Her Down ? by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:51pm On Mar 29, 2015

tosyne2much:
TheSonOfMark, this one wey you sit down for this thread without dropping a comment

I hope I'm safe sha ?

Safe? Are you? Are we? These feminine humanoids, especially the nitwits in this corner of our cybersphere ,most often that not possess I.Qs at their very nadir and pseudo-convoluted ambiences which , ironically, are pitifully at their zenith.
I take in on myself to castigate members of our androgenous gender who bum-lick and suck up to these dimwitted females turning them into pseudo-celebrities until they've become oblivious of the banality of the totality of their existence. I blame the kidult members of our gender.

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Romance › Re: Can A Good Relationship Start Like This? by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:11pm On Mar 29, 2015

irishCream:

Sonofmark afo ato uke?

But afo amediongho ke eyen Iban ado ado ewa, idaha idaha ado anye ayem ina

Ami ndo eyen Ikot Abasi.

Even if ado eyen iban ake ina mmeye (according to se anye awed), ikpido se anye buk ano afre Nairaland. She fancies him (and invited him to her abode) and so does he but the parts that do not sit well with me are:
1. Asking for a relationship on the second when they barely even know each other. Dude just come clean and tell us you JUST want to roll inbetween the sheets with her.

2. Stating the fact that she's an AKWA-IBOMITE. What bigoted point was he trying to score? What has her tribe got to do with the happenstances thereof?

I just blame our females who settle for these mediocre convoluted bigoted nitwits.

By the way, afo ato uke?

Romance › Re: How To Be A Successful Liar. by TheSonOfMark(m): 2:09am On Mar 29, 2015

10. Be a NIGERIAN GIRL

Romance › Re: When Is The Moment To Stop Chasing After Your Crush? by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:32am On Mar 29, 2015

Cutehector:
Show me a cute girl and I wil show u a guy who is tired of bleepin her

Spot on amigo! These wussies should know when to back off.

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Romance › Re: Can A Good Relationship Start Like This? by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:10am On Mar 29, 2015

If your diction and comportment are as poor as your (type-)written English, I suggest you stay away from our females.

Then again, what andro-formed homo sapien would want to start a relationship with a female on the second meeting? You barely even know her! Ask her out first. Get to know her. Ratiocinate about that.

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Romance › Re: Strict And Unfair Moderator Called Farano by TheSonOfMark(m): 12:21am On Mar 29, 2015

danbrowndmf:
pls chk ur mention.

Pathetic, inferior, goody-two-shoes bum-licker! Servile nitwit!

How dare you, a MAN, BEG a (silly simpleton of a) GIRL to check her mentions?! She frigging saw it yet she ignored it. Have you no dignity?!

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Romance › Re: How To Tell If You Are In Love by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:38pm On Mar 28, 2015

The moment your fondness for her goes beyond her physical and encompasses her character and mental capabilities then it's LOVE...

Or something close.

Romance › Re: TOP20 Romancelanders With The Most Hilarious Posts. by TheSonOfMark(m): 5:56pm On Mar 28, 2015

MzNelly:
Goodnight, Smart pants

...And a good night it turned out to be.

Ever woken up to a shimmer of colourful rays emanating from sunlit window panes just opposite your bedstand? That unexplainable euphoria? That's what I felt.

Family › Re: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by TheSonOfMark(m): 4:54pm On Mar 28, 2015

derrick333:
Son of mark

Sir?

Romance › Re: Ladies What's Your Favorite Male Hairstyle? by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:33am On Mar 28, 2015

sinaj:
nice side goatee

Graçias senorita.

Hopefully it'll help further the cause of low-cut hairstyles.

Romance › Re: Ladies What's Your Favorite Male Hairstyle? by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:17am On Mar 28, 2015

Orijin101:
If you don't love my low-cut, then you are free to hug transformer

Exactly! Low-cut with nicely-groomed beards all the way! Not these immature ubiquitous hairstyles!

A bottle of red wine for you.

Romance › Re: Ladies What's Your Favorite Male Hairstyle? by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:11am On Mar 28, 2015

sinaj:
I lyk d galax too, a high one

If it isn't a low-cut with laser-sharp hairline and well-groomed beards like mine, then it's rubbish and immature.

#TeamBeardy.

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