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RomanceRe: THE BRO CODE (female Do Not Even Think About Opening This Topic) by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:32pm On Mar 27, 2015
boynigeria:
11: A Bro doesn’t allow another Bro to get married until he’s at least
thirty(why the rush)


12: When using urinals, a Bro stares straight ahead AT ALL TIMES not that sitting shiit

13: Even in a fight to the death a Bro never punches another Bro in
the balls.

[b]14: A Bro never cries. Even when he cries he denies.

15: When greeting another Bro, never engage in a full embrace.

16: In the event that two Bros clock/lock on to the same woman, the
Bro who has been without woman the longest is given first shot, a
shot that must be taken within 24 hours, before being passed on.

17: A Bro will make any and all efforts to provide his Bro with a
condom when he's in urgent need.

18: A Bro must always reciprocate a round of drinks among Bros.

19: A Bro never borrows or lends clothes to another Bro.

20: If a Bro accidentally strikes another Bro’s crotch while walking,
both silently agree to act as if nothing happened.
11. So true! I told my best friend I'll like to get married before I'm 28 if I have my way and his first response was ," Kaycee, you dey mad? No rush enter nonsense o!".

14. I lost a family member three years ago and my friend's only way of showing empathy was for us to go have a drink on his account.


GUYS...WE CAN BE SO WEIRD!
FamilyRe: Funny Conversation I Had With A Colleague Today by TheSonOfMark(m): 5:10pm On Mar 27, 2015
derrick333:
Lol is d husband, midwife or nani??
No, he's Ronaldo.
FamilyRe: Do You Believe Karma Plays A Role In What People Pass Through In Life? by TheSonOfMark(m): 4:58pm On Mar 27, 2015
cococandy:
Karma is the name of my favorite Indian restaurant.

Karma Cuisine.

That's all I know about the issue of karma. tongue
@Cococandy @Mizmycoli:
I think karma is about justice/retribution - the results arising from our actions or inactions on this terraforma.

I know a lot of folks would dismiss it as just figments of the "warped" imaginations of religious adherents but the fact is it isn't. Even atheists can't dispute this.




According to one of Newton's laws (of motion),it is stated that ," For every action there's an equal and opposite reaction". Simply put (in this case), for every ACTION there is a REPERCUSSION.




THIS IS PURE SCIENCE.
RomanceRe: Jealous Husband Glued Wife's Vagina Together by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:48pm On Mar 27, 2015
lordhugo:
Look on the brighter side!


She is tighter! grin



[size=5pt]I don not in anyway support the actions of the dummy man.[/size]
Finally, you 'ran' faster than TERRY G!
RomanceRe: Is It Proper For A Lady To Ask A Guy Out On Social Media by TheSonOfMark(m):
[b] You meet each other online, you hit it off. You chat at length about everything and anything. You start ignoring every other person to focus on your conversations. You both find each other physically and mentally appealing. Your curiosity becomes heightened. "I need to meen the son of Mark in person". "Mz.Nelly seems to complement me". But the son of Mark isn't making the moves so you decide to take the bull by the horn.


My missy was subtle about hers. She's a 200 level student in my school so after weeks of chatting online and on the phone (we met on my school's Facebook group), she asked if I'll be attending UniUyo bonfire night. I said 'yes' and she told me she would too though her friend wouldn't so she'll be all by herself. I read inbetween the lines - it was a subtle invitation. She is quite egoistic so I know having to ask me out wasn't an easy task. I took it from there.
Long story short: we met, held hands and had our first kiss. We've been dating since then.
[/b]
RomanceRe: How Many Wives Will U Have If U Were To Marry The Girl U Deflowered? by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:46am On Mar 27, 2015
buygala:
I will have only one... embarassed


We deflowered ourselves some years ago, broke up, dated some peeps in between, reconciled thrice and broke up same number of times, and dated some more peeps in between cry


Now, we are back together. And the way we are now, only Death can pull us apart smiley


We have done all possible kinds of sampling, and come to realize that we will never be complete without each other smiley
Admit it dude, it's either you both are starcrossed or you are 'friends' who benefit each other more, SEXUALLY.
RomanceRe: TOP20 Romancelanders With The Most Hilarious Posts. by TheSonOfMark(m): 10:23am On Mar 27, 2015
daviyjones:
you disregarded my mention, I need your response please.
@Alberto2k: Son of Obahiagbon? Just carving a niche for myself.

@Ronald4lif: While at it make it a point of duty to learn a word or two daily.

@Daviyjones: I certainly wouldn't elucidate further on every mini psychoanalytic detail I suppose I've observed about the personas behind every moniker in this section (even even I had all the time in the world to spare). Suffice to say, I am not a stalker and wouldn't want to come accross as one.

Top of the morning to you all.[/b]
Foreign AffairsRe: Ubi Caritas Et Amor, Deus Ibi Est by TheSonOfMark(m): 4:31am On Mar 27, 2015
I'm keeping tabs on this thread. For minutes on end I was cocooned by the directness of the words I read in your diary.
RomanceRe: TOP20 Romancelanders With The Most Hilarious Posts. by TheSonOfMark(m): 3:32am On Mar 27, 2015
MzNelly:
Lmao

I didn't understand a thing. sad

Okay, I'm gonna go to bed.
I already have a headache from all your meanderings cry
Luckily for you, mother nature has beckoned.
It's been drizzling all evening and I've had to make do with the monotonous sound of rain drops dripping into a porcelain plate just outside my window (even though it's been soothing).

Mother nature, why has she called me yet? Still expectant.
RomanceRe: TOP20 Romancelanders With The Most Hilarious Posts. by TheSonOfMark(m): 3:16am On Mar 27, 2015
MzNelly:
sad You intimidate me.
Intimidate? Humour me but I have this inkling you'd try to hold your own against mine and still not do a piss-poor job while at it.

P.S: I modified my immediate previous post to satisfactorily (I guess) answer the question.
RomanceRe: TOP20 Romancelanders With The Most Hilarious Posts. by TheSonOfMark(m): 3:00am On Mar 27, 2015
MzNelly:
How does your girlfriend cope? huh

How do you express endearment?
We (you and I) have been communicating well-enough, haven't we? Luckily for me, I am close to females who aren't fickle and whose level of reasoning shoots past the half-way mark so that in itself truncates the possibility of any communication gap.

Romanticism might me learnt but never bestowed. I suppose my expression of endearments has and would still have the same effect as the sun kissing the petals of a rose into unveiling at dawn - gentle and heated but elucidating a response gesture from the reciept of my endearments.
RomanceRe: (pic) What Girls Think Guys Like, What Guys Actually Like by TheSonOfMark(m): 2:51am On Mar 27, 2015
missclasssy:
It seems you are high on your moniker!

Sorry, but I don't spend my cyber time trading words with doltish, andro-humanoids as yourself.....
About the highlighted: Good to see that you took the correction on the other thread.

To Orijin101 and his friends: Why despise anyone whose command of the anglo lingua is above yours? You can't blame your bibliophobia on we sesquipedalians, can you? I'd rather a troll (according to you) whose use of syntax, semantics and spellings are up to standard than a 'non-troll' who truncates all of the rules of (type-)written English language.

Find a valid reason to dispute her comment(s) but not on the account of her being grandiloquent.
RomanceRe: TOP20 Romancelanders With The Most Hilarious Posts. by TheSonOfMark(m): 2:29am On Mar 27, 2015
MzNelly:
Lol, do you always speak like this? smiley
More often than not? Positive. I reckon acquaintances find it peculiarly amusing at first but with time they accept it as commonplace. Then again, what's the essence of perusing the English lexicograph if it doesn't reflect in one's vocabulary?
RomanceRe: TOP20 Romancelanders With The Most Hilarious Posts. by TheSonOfMark(m): 2:05am On Mar 27, 2015
MzNelly:
Are you Phillip's son? shocked shocked
That question smirks of irony 'cause, like my moniker suggests, I am MARK's son.




Just out of uncurtailed curiosity: Who is Phillip?
RomanceRe: TOP20 Romancelanders With The Most Hilarious Posts. by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:50am On Mar 27, 2015
MzNelly:
shocked shocked Wtf?! grin grin
Missy, what has this son of Mark opined in his previous comment which neccesitated your exclamatory reaction? Wasn't it elucidative enough?
RomanceRe: TOP20 Romancelanders With The Most Hilarious Posts. by TheSonOfMark(m):
What's the criterion for adjudging their posts as hilarious?

Tosyne2much's posts smirk of sarcasm but not necessarily hilarity.

Ronald4lif comes off as a guy who broods more often than not. His brand of romanticism is borne out deep ratiocinations as against spontaneity which is the basic requisite for making hilarious comments.


Alberto2k leaves one undecided since he juxtaposes his hilarity with anti-societal assertions but more often than not his posts are hilarious.
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Rivers Apc Chairman, Davies Ikanya Dumps Party For Pdp? by TheSonOfMark(m): 11:00pm On Mar 26, 2015
GEJ till Buhari changes his bad accent!
PoliticsRe: See This Party's Campaign Helicopter Spotted At Uyo (Photos) by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:14pm On Mar 26, 2015
Hate if you will, cast aspersions if you like but one thing the whole country can't deny is:












UYO ROCKS!


#iRepUyo #MostPeacefulCity #TouristAttraction #ProudlyIbibio #ThePromiseLand
EducationRe: . by TheSonOfMark(op): 8:08pm On Mar 26, 2015
Faithte:
Gdevening to u all in d House. Please TheSonOfMark, I score 209 in my JAMB, to study Economics, I'm also an indigene. What are my chances of being admitted?
Ironically, being an indigene means you'll have to put in extra effort to gain admission. In UniUyo, judging from the number of applicants over the years, economics is a competitive course.
I suggest you should get for yourself copies of UniUyo past questions or contact me if you deem it necessary.

Cc: VictorMike
IamNanas

C
EducationRe: . by TheSonOfMark(op): 7:51pm On Mar 26, 2015
Vectormike:
220, Computer science. What are my chances ? I'm also an Indiqene.
An average of 230 or thereabout should get you admitted though over the last 3 years the number of applicants for comp. science has been on a steady rise hence the competition.
EducationRe: . by TheSonOfMark(op): 7:46pm On Mar 26, 2015
IamNanas:
I scored 218 in utme and am applying for agricultural economics and extension. Am from Bayelsa, so Wat are my chances of being admitted. Cus am thinking of getting a change of institution/course
Scoring at least 200 in the PUME would definitely get you admitted.
RomanceRe: (21+)What Causes Fight The Most In Marriages by TheSonOfMark(m): 5:16pm On Mar 26, 2015
Mhizizzy:
Jisox

Wad d f ?

Are u hon Patrick son?

No. Negative. I am he whose unbridled bibliophilic attachment to lexicographs and literary compilations birthed via the anglo lingua has always been eternal.
RomanceRe: (21+)What Causes Fight The Most In Marriages by TheSonOfMark(m): 5:10pm On Mar 26, 2015
EroticAngelina:
lots of things.

money
cheating
dirtiness
stubbornness
lack of love etc
no one or marriage is perfect.
Partly due to the unintelligence of SOME female partners whose hapharzard ratiocinations cannot birth mutually-beneficial ideas/decisions and hence leaves the man fixatedly juxtaposing his earlier resolve to officially partner with her on andro-foolhardiness which inherently leads him to liberate himself from the gamo-shackles thereof...in extreme cases.
PoliticsRe: Serious Fight At Oshodi As I Am Typing by TheSonOfMark(m):
APC...! SHAME...!
AgricultureRe: A Leopard-Like Creature Killed In A Public School In Lagos (Photos) by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:23am On Mar 26, 2015
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RomanceRe: Photo! University Student Running Away After Getting Caught With Sugar Daddy by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:24pm On Mar 25, 2015
prettythicksme:
oh ok i am not a broke babe,guy get it straight to ur skull cheesy
No one is terming you a "broke babe"; afterall there are "runs girls" from rich homes.


The questions are: Have you not been demanding money from men you? What do you offer in return? Is it not sex?
RomanceRe: Photo! University Student Running Away After Getting Caught With Sugar Daddy by TheSonOfMark(m): 9:05pm On Mar 25, 2015
prettythicksme:
undecided and what is the morale of all what u said?
You both expect/demand money from guys you date/sleep with. You both exchange sex for money, only that you hide under the charade of dating to do so.


Tell me you haven't demanded money from the men you've dated.
RomanceRe: When Did We Become So Tolerant Of The Other Woman? by TheSonOfMark(m): 8:58pm On Mar 25, 2015
bukatyne:
Good to know that J-LO was not the cause of the break with Marc Anthony
How about Jada_Pinkett who ruined her marriage with her infidelity to Will Smith?
RomanceRe: Photo! University Student Running Away After Getting Caught With Sugar Daddy by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:53pm On Mar 25, 2015
prettythicksme:
gbam!!!busted cheesy cheesy#werey girl undecided,see her yansh cheesy
Because you've not been caught doesn't mean you're smarter.



Hypocrisy is when a university girl who expects monetary reward from guys she dates calls another a "runs" girl.
RomanceRe: When Did We Become So Tolerant Of The Other Woman? by TheSonOfMark(m): 7:32pm On Mar 25, 2015
nma24:
pinkett and Marc Anthony? :opinkett and Marc Anthony?
Yes missy, Pinkett and Anthony.


That act ruined Pinkett's marriage to Will and Marc's to J.Lo
LiteratureRe: Make Me Your Wife by TheSonOfMark(m): 4:03pm On Mar 25, 2015
StealthIdeals:
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Nice story...Scratch that- brilliant story!

In addition to what Thronekid opined, I think you should work on your use of imagery- paint pictures with words. I call it lexical realism. Be a wordsmith - manipulate words that strike a cord or two with the readership.
I especially like to employ pun. You know, make the reader pause to mule over a phrase till he experiences his 'eureka' moment.


Nonetheless, this a beautiful story
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