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Radionigeria:
I pray for God not to give us Tinibu as president, o Lord, you know that Tinibu is not the leader will need, give us a leader that will be paying every nigerian citizens on monthly basis amen and amen.

Na so

I pray for all nairalanders that God will protect you all from all evil forces. If you believe i shout amen.

Words like this are of no joke expecially when you are in a failed country like nigeria. I just viewed your previous post and find out you have added a post about not being happy and scared some time ago. Hope u are still alive bro, i don't kno what to tell you, but someone need to talk sense inside you. Say no to sucide. Lalasticlala, seun, mynd44. Emergency advice for a nairalander.

Go and meet your pastor to pray for you. You need strong canceling and deliverance.

Me will be like: how did you know what i wanted to say, it's like you're reading my mind. I've been try to tell you this all long, but you just said it at the very moment i was about to say it too.. I think i have a meeting to attend now, bye forever!

This is what i will do.

* Fuel will be sold at N65 per litre
* Bag of rice N6500
* Bag of cement N1500
* All price of food stuff will be taking down to normal.

*Death sentencing to all criminals.

* You kill, you die.
* A total war against terrorist and kidnappers.
* Boko haram will be wiped out.

Broken hearted I need someone to amend my heart.

* Celine Dion, the power of love.

* R kelly, if i could turn

* Whitney, i will always love you

* Westlife, my love,

* Phill Collins, one more night.

Life taught me that the hardest thing to do in life is 'living a life'

You could imagine playing as a striker for Chelsea football club and scoring ten goals in just one single match against almighty Manchester united. I was just Ronaldo and Messi combined together in that match, and i was the man of the match and was even given the best player of the year award. But when i woke up, it was just a dream

Na mistake i take come nigeria, the last time i checked, my father is from the UK.

If you still believes that the world will end, then you have not read your bible. It is high time we start reading our bible, and not just believing everything the man of GOD says.

This is very bad, and anybody that does that is a fool. That is how a woman was shouting at his husband in a public gathering to look at how other men are treating their wifes, and was calling him a lazy man. Even though it was not me, i was very embarrased.

Jeon:
I MET THEM ON VENUS PLANET WHEN I WENT TO CHECK ON CUPID.

i was there, i sill remember that day

Dorwadora:
He came with my course mate looking for my roommate. But fortunately, they met me. He couldn't stop looking at me and I told my guy that "hawfa, why this your friend dey look like stupid person". Whenever he meet me, he'll always stare like a fool.

Anyways, I fell for his innocence and I snatched his heart from my roommate. Now we are 4 years together.


Now, he's a badass that's always making my blood pressure to rise. His latest fancy is moving around with a condom in his wallet.

Very interesting topic.
this should make front page, but let it be evening time. Mine is loading
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.still waiting for this thread to reach fp. Lalasticlala, come and survay dis thread fast!

I will try to find a way and open the door without them knowing. But if i can't, i will just break the door. After all, it was a mistake

I just pray the day i will jamm my physics teacher for road. I go let am know say - both ohm's and hook's where not my brother, neither newton.

yinkuscious:
you'll not see

back 2 sender!

SheCeo:
Do you have a curvy waist too?�

i'm not a woman dear, so why should i have that. If you have, i can take good care of you. You must be under 26.

Znation:
they came to my house again this early morning. Thank god i didn't sleep at home.
i will have to travel back to my village and come back only when i have spoken to the girl to kno the situation of things bcuse her number is not going since yesterday. I won't go to her mum shop b/c i don't want to be disgraced. She may call those ugly area boys to take me to station which i don't want

police no dey tire to look for person oh! If u like, go ghana come back

Radionigeria:
Did you read a post on nairaland last year that says:
"my girlfriend gives me money and food stuff for free from her mum shop"
he was the one that posted it. That post made over 500 comments. I told you that you will go to jail, thief

you can read it again

Znation:
My Girlfriend Gives Me Money & Foodstuff From Her Mum's Shop For Free; Help Pls!

Hello nairalanders
Some people may say i'm lucky and would want to be in my position, but i really need ur advice..
My girlfriend mum have a very big provission shop, and u all know how it feels (that joy) to have such person daughther as your girlfriend.
She loves me so much that she can give me money, food stuff, all for free from their shop. infact, i don't even spend a kobo to buy anything again. All i do is just go to their shop, & collect whatever i want.
If i meet her mum when i want to buy something, i'll pay her. But if i give her N500, she will give me change of even N2000 and ask me to go. And i don't argue with her so that her mum won't notice. I will just collect the money and go.
If i call her on phone that i'm hungry, only God can tell the things she will bring for me withing just 20 minutes of calling her..
She's spending so much on me, and i think i need advice.
I thought i was a lucky man b4, but the thing is too much 4 me.
nairalanders, What should i do?

Righteousness2:
You better throw away that book. And read the HOLY Bible which is the Word of GOD

you are not bigger than the church

Righteousness2:
Praying for forgiveness after Death is Complete and comprehensive waste of time.

Even if the Pope, Bishop , Reverned and Pastors combine together to bury a person, it has nothing to do with the Eternal destination of the person.

Even if one is buried inside the Church, it means nothing.

Mercy Expires at Death. Immediately Death hits, it is Judgement! The opportunity to repent is closed. There is no Repentance in the Grave.

What Matters for us all after Death is if we Believe & accepted JESUS CHRIST as our LORD and SAVIOR. What matters is if we lived according to Commandments.

can you read macc 12 44-45

Our God is a mercifull God. Even at death, God is still merciful to our soul.

I'm looking for my missing rib here on nairaland. I have money, i'm currently working in one of the biggest oil company in nigeria, i'm tall and location is delta.
i'm 32, and i'm looking for a good curvy waiste girl of age between 23 and 26. She must be a good cook. Thanks

Na that your phone wey them collect dey pain me pass. You no sabi fight, aby them tie your hand collect am.

Orubebe01:
Righteousness2 this soul needs to be helped

waitin righteousness2 wan do for here now? If you wan read bible, just go and open your bible abeg.

I no dey putuu mouthu for cultu matter oh!! E get why. Mynd44, Lalasticlala, make una do somethin befor somethin do this poor boy.

Fakealart930:
Oga abeg leave them alone. In some country, people are allowed to marry only their brother or sister. Even if they are sleeping with each other, there is nothing wrong with it.

chaii.. Are you for real

Exactly what i faced when i was small.
op, take a back seat let me tell you my true life experience.
when i was small, i have a causin whom always come to sleep in our house, thesame years but i was older. One way or the other, we were left to be sleeping on same bed because we were kids, and that was how i became a man. Of a truth, we f3ck and s3x together every night and she later became my girfriend secretely. When they finally found out, they beat us but people blamed them to have allowed us. As old as i am today, my causing was the first person to chop my gbola, and when ever i think of it, i always regret it.

moral lesson;

a matured boy and a girl can not be allowed to sleep on same bed, whether same father or not.

I think it should be " to what number of years am i much aged than yours