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Omo Olomo. He might being fed by Yahoo Yahoo guy(s).

A new episode "to argue about "

You people should stop frustrating the poors

Ayo tells and means a lot in Yoruba tradition. Only Yorubas know what I'm saying.

He(OBJ) must have jokingly said a lot during the playing period.

Be marrying each other jare.

Most especially that Developmental Fee of #30,000. I doubt if there's anything developing there.
Federal School for crying out loud.

What to say?
Well.....I see it as a way of fighting one's right.

What to say? Well.....I see it as a way of fighting one's right.

Wale!

freshness2020:
Somewhere around the world

Gbam! Best answer ever.
If at all it's not a Photoshop OR Design, it must "surely" be somewhere in the world.

Saraki ehn!

Your answer

This is called Original.
Which/Whose song do you think he's listening to?

@this:
30. Stop asking to know how we spend every dime. Just trust us and all will be well.

Lalasticlala, is my post not qualified to be @front page? It's being while that I made front page. #look_into_it

timilehing:
You threw your bride price inside ocean

How can one even pay such amount as bride price.
They wanna sell am?

dingbang:
I won't killher, she will dive inside and pick it up. Iranu

You killed her already.

yedidiah:
Rubbish! a secondary school girl that should be be thinking of better things... No wonder why we are still technologically less developed. We don't think right

Oops! is this not much on her alone?

Meanwhile, she's not a Secondary school girl though. She's a graduate, her stature only betray her.

A lady asked her friends on Facebook what they will do for her if she throw their iphone7 into ocean.


A friend of her even said, "I will kill you". Is it up to that?

You nko? What will you do?

See responses:

Can Buhari led regime reduce anything in Nigeria? I doubt!

adioolayi:
And this VC is a Pastor with a huge congregation.... why all this for God's sake

That's the part that pains most. Our pastors lack moral and integrity at whatever post they hold. They easily get corrupted.
All what "we Christians" good at are hypocrisy policies and unreasonable disciplines. O ma n kamilara juu

TIMING, as the saying goes, is everything. And when it comes to the human body, this couldn’t be truer. Our ups and downs over a 24-hour period are ruled by our ‘circadian rhythms’—fluctuations in our hormones, body temperature and blood pressure, which govern both our mood and energy levels. Now, a growing body of scientific research is proving just how significant timing is to our daily emotions, needs and abilities. So, from the best time of day to have sex to the hour you’re most likely to die, here are the secret ways scientific findings reveal your body clock rules your life.

The Best Time To Have Sex:
The best to have sex is…5.48am:- Male and female sex drives peak at different times of day, and there’s only a small window when both partners are truly in the mood. Men’s levels of the hormone testosterone surge during the night, when they are around 25 to 50 per cent higher than normal. This is because the pituitary gland, which governs its production, automatically switches on overnight. A woman, by contrast, has to fight high levels of melatonin (the sleep hormone) in her blood.
But women, too, have testosterone in their bodies that boosts sexual desire. And a recent study published in the British Medical Journal found that sunlight boosts testosterone by stimulating the hypothalamus (the part of the brain responsible for hormones). So the rising sun gets both men and women in the mood. ‘Testosterone levels in men and women are highest in the morning, ’explains sex therapist Geraldine Myers. ‘The energy levels of both are highest, too. Mentally, they are less occupied with life’s demands, so it’s the perfect time.’
Experts pinpoint 5.48am—just enough time for a woman to warm up before her partner loses the urge—as the best time for sex. This is also when couples are most likely to reach orgasm, according to Italian research. Better set that alarm.
You’re most likely to have a heart attack at … 6.53 am:- On the other hand, you might not want to engage in anything too vigorous. For researchers at Harvard University have found that the morning— in particular the last phase of sleep—is the time you’re most in danger of a heart attack. Intense dreaming during the last half hour or so of sleep can cause your heart to consume large amounts of oxygen, as can the physical demands of waking and getting out of bed. The adrenal glands are also producing more adrenalin than normal in order to shock your body into waking up, and this can trigger ruptures in the coronary arteries.

You're Most Likely To Get Pregnant At:
You ‘ll most likely get pregnant at… 6.25pm:- If you ‘re wanting to conceive a baby, try straight after you get home from work. Tests at Italy’s University Of Modena found that a man’s sperm peaks in potency at this time. More than 75 per cent of the males studied produced greater concentrations of faster sperm in the early evening—around 35 per cent higher than other times of day.

The Best Time To Have Baby
The best time to have baby is … 4.36am:- Worldwide, more babies are born between 3am and 5am than at any other time. It may not be the most convenient hour to dash to hospital, but it’s our body’s way of telling us that this is the safest and healthiest time to give birth. The reason is that the extremely relaxed state of our brains and muscles, as well as our lowered pain sensation—due to the high levels of melatonin in the body—makes it the best time for babies to arrive.

www.vanguardngr.com/2016/05/best-time-enjoy-love-making/

He can still be favoured

stagger:
Yep! That was early 1984. People were jubilating on the streets that a messiah had come...until the good dried up from the market and people had to go to the essenco warehouses to queue for things as basic as tissue and toothpaste.

Seriously!

With this news again! I just remembered a story being told by an elderly man that during Buhari military regime..... you either sell at his(Buhari's) goods fixed price or forfeit your goods to military by selling out your stocks on your behalf.

Some Nigerians are bad though.

alaskido:
It is like that in all humans. Only some are more noticeable. One foot is always bigger than the other and one breast bigger than the other, one testicle bigger than the other. Check yourself and you will find out

Good! ....just got curious about this.
Now knew that it's truly normal.

GoggleB:
One breast is bigger than the other. Results of improper pumping

I thought they said it's normal. Isn't it? just asking.

It is midnight and about 30 people are preparing to settle down for the night on the streets of Zimbabwe's capital, Harare.
Their floral fur-pile blankets are spread out over cardboard boxes on the cold, hard pavement. The women are on one side, the men on the other.
But these are are not homeless people.
Some are security guards, traders, and even an accountant and a psychologist and this is a bank queue.
"We are forced to sleep here because if you don't, you wont get any money. I have tried coming at 4am but it's a waste of time," says a woman who chose not to give her name. Next to her, her seven-year-old daughter is fast asleep.

"Only those that are first in this line will get money. Banks are limiting the number of people they pay out. "
She holds out a green piece of paper with the number 10 written on it - her place in the queue.
A group of unemployed young men are distributing numbers. By midnight they have already given out 200.
One called Muchekadzafa confesses they keep some numbers back and sell them to those who don't want to sleep in the queues for $1 each.
"It's an opportunity to survive, because we don't have jobs," he says.
Zimbabweans are going to extraordinary lengths to withdraw their savings. Often, it's an agonising wait with no guarantees.

Banks are open 08:00-15:00 on weekdays and 08:00-11:30 on Saturdays.
The previous day the first 165 people received money at this bank. The others came back the following night and they withdrew $50 (£40) each. They are back again.
Banks have gradually slashed withdrawal amounts over the past year, from $2,000 a day to $100.
But most people are not lucky to get anything at all.

Running out of money.

Seven years ago the southern African country abandoned its local currency, which had been made worthless by inflation rates that reached 231 million per cent, and adopted a basket of currencies, mainly the US dollar.
The policy change wiped out the Zimbabwe dollar savings overnight, but helped stabilise the economy.
Now industries are failing to produce enough goods, imports are outpacing exports and the country is running out of money, again.
The central bank has announced plans to introduce a new surrogate currency within the next month but no date has been announced.

www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-37910072

mrvitalis:
She is 132 and has a 71 year old son.. . That means she gave birth to him at 61... Old people and lies

"Obanor, his son, who said his elder sister is 84 years old, informed us that the death of his elder brother affected the health of their mother, who does not want to live while her children die".

Meanwhile, it was reported in the detail news that she had 12yrs delay after marriage.

Sall:
132years old indeed. You people can lie.

"Obanor, his son, who said his elder sister is 84 years old, informed us that the death of his elder brother affected the health of their mother, who does not want to live while her children die".

Meanwhile, it was reported in detail news that she had 12yrs delay after marriage.

IYAMHO— MADAM Veronica Uloko, a 132 -year-old super-centenarian from Iyamho community, Etsako clan, Edo State, the hometown of the outgoing Governor of Edo State, Comrade Adams Oshiomhole, has uncovered the secret of the governor’s uncommon boldness and power.

Curiously, Madam Uloko, who is blind and can no longer walk, wants God to take her life because of the agony she was undergoing over the loss of three of her seven children, especially the 73-year-old son that died in August, this year.
She spoke to Niger Delta Voice, NDV, at Iyamho through her 71-year-old son, Obanor, who served as interpreter during the interview.
Officially, by the Guinness World Records, the oldest living person in the world is 116-year-old Italian, Emman Morano of Verbani in Italy.
Obanor, his son, who said his elder sister is 84 years old, informed us that the death of his elder brother affected the health of their mother, who does not want to live while her children die.

Iyamho people‘re not cowards

Commenting on Oshiomhole, she said: “Our people in Iyamho are not cowards and they live straight forward life, they do not cheat and they are very bold people and I think that is why God blesses us with long life and wisdom, including Oshiomhole, in Iyamho.”
True to her words, outgoing Governor Oshiomhole, indeed, served the state with exceptional heroism and prudence, mouthing it all the time that he was not a coward and would not be bullied by anybody.
He boasted that he uprooted what he described as entrenched political godfathers in the state because God did not give him spirit of cowardice.
One-leg dance: Madam Uloko, who is excited by Oshimohole’s developmental strides in the state, said: “We are happy that only one man came to rescue us, not only our people, the entire Edo north and Edo state.
“God will bless Oshiomhole. When he was announced as the winner, I was dancing with one leg inside because I could not walk as an old woman.”

Prayer for Oshiomhole

“I pray that Oshiomhole will get another big appointment when he leaves as governor. I thank Oshiomhole for what he has done for our people, when you come to our village, Iyamho; you will not recognize the place again, as people continue to tell me because I can no longer see. I have prayed for him and I will continue to pray for him because he made our people proud,” she added.
Asked how she feels at 132 years old, she asserted: “I am very happy that God gave me a long life, but since my son died, I have been praying to God to come and take my life. I cannot remain while my children are dying after getting old.”

Gov’s mother visit

She went on: “Governor Oshiomhole’s mother came to greet me the other day and I was happy. My father was older than me, but I am not happy at all since my son died and I have been weeping since then. I can no longer see well, I use to see very well but I can no longer see well. I have seven children, but one died three months ago, while two died years ago. So I am not happy at all.”


www.vanguardngr.com/2016/11/132-yr-old-woman-reveals-oshiomholes-secret/

Former Manchester and Northern Ireland football star , Philip Mulryne has been ordained as a deacon in the Catholic Church.
The 38 year old who earned 27 caps for his country and also represented Norwich , Leyon Orient, King’ s Lynn and Cardiff City was ordained by the Archbishop of Dublin , Diarmuid Martin , on Saturday and is now a member of the Dominican Order .
The former Central Back that started his career in 1996 , where he played with David Beckham , Ryan Giggs and others before retiring from football in 2008 , will be officially ordained a priest in 2017 .

Source: www.liveofofo.com/sports/exmanchester-united-star-catholic-deacon-photos.html/