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Agriculture / Re: See This Baby Antelope My Brother Caught by Theultimate(m): 10:26am On Oct 29, 2015
moyinoluwabun:
Eran etu.
Not Etu, but Ehoro.
Celebrities / Re: How Olivia Idibia Stole The Show At Her Father's Book Launch Yesterday (pics by Theultimate(m): 11:57am On Oct 24, 2015
Rukemi291:


you are not married. No wonder. By the time you are married and you go through all the stress of pregnancy together, you will open a thread on 'the traditional songs to put a baby to sleep'.... You will sing and dance for the baby so tay you will be sleeping in the office....... it will come naturally, I assure you.
Haba! Are these not too much for me alone? Lolz.
No matter what, I doubt doing to that extent.
Thanks for the regards so far though.
Celebrities / Re: How Olivia Idibia Stole The Show At Her Father's Book Launch Yesterday (pics by Theultimate(m): 8:57pm On Oct 23, 2015
Rukemi291:


heheheheheh. maybe because you don't do and your wife decided to roll with fate. No woman doesn't fancy it aswearigawd.

Rara oo, am not yet married. But I don't "really" fancy playing/carrying kids.
I think I can change with time though, since nothing is permanent(only if she can humbly impact it on me when the time comes).
I see myself changing from time to time, compared to the years back.
Celebrities / Re: How Olivia Idibia Stole The Show At Her Father's Book Launch Yesterday (pics by Theultimate(m): 7:25am On Oct 23, 2015
Rukemi291:
Sweet.
God bless all the fathers that help mothers to carry the kids......

...what will happen to those who do otherwise. Like my.... that doesn't fancy it.
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Ministerial Nominees Revealed- Sahara Reporters by Theultimate(m): 9:40am On Oct 02, 2015
Believe me, it's "partially" a lie that Buhari didn't collect the names from state governors. Typical examples of such are nominees from Oyo and Ogun State. Adebayo Shittu was only compensated since he'd been contesting with Ajimobi(Oyo state governor) at primary level of the party since 2011.

Oh! Buhari might have knew him since when they were both in CPC.
Car Talk / Re: See What Mechanic Did To A New Car ( Photo) by Theultimate(m): 6:19pm On Sep 23, 2015
I'm really short of words. What to say/advice sef! If I was the owner, what would I do? ...just asking. It require mercy oo
Politics / Re: Top Most Active Nigerian Politicians On Social Media by Theultimate(m): 3:46pm On Sep 19, 2015
......not completed without "Atiku Abubakar"

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Politics / Re: Present Your Pry Sch Certificate Before Getting Salaries-osun Govt Tells Workers by Theultimate(m): 10:06pm On Sep 10, 2015
bilulu:

if dey why did dey vote same party in last election? my brother d bible clearly state wat a man sew he shall...... with d way d westerners sound here sometimes i can't pity dem cuz let dem conduct another election in osun now dey will still vote aregbesola so wats my business


I get your point, but believe me........ APCs are now much better in Election manipulation than PDP. They only cover their evils with rantings.
Oyo state is a typical example of rigged election with a more sophisticated and unbelievable means.

I said it then in one of my posts but APC E-warriors ehn!!
Politics / Re: Present Your Pry Sch Certificate Before Getting Salaries-osun Govt Tells Workers by Theultimate(m): 10:14pm On Sep 09, 2015
bilulu:
and d south westerners aren't complaining or re dey?
They are! But not as lousy as it's ought to be.
Politics / Re: Present Your Pry Sch Certificate Before Getting Salaries-osun Govt Tells Workers by Theultimate(m): 6:48pm On Sep 09, 2015
The same thing is currently happening in Oyo state. Only with teachers though!
I must tell you....... APC Administration is becoming curse to the entire South West.
Education / Re: See The TV Inside OAU Laboratory [photos] by Theultimate(m): 6:35pm On Sep 05, 2015
But, what the topic says is "(See The TV Inside OAU Laboratory)". Whether they're still in use is not clarified. They may keep them for " Keeping Sake".

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Politics / Re: IGP Redeploys Mbu, 18 Aigs, 49 Cps by Theultimate(m): 9:47pm On Aug 28, 2015
Dottore:
[size=15pt]. Me likey. Sounded more like IGP humbles arrogant Super Cop AIG Mbu. Being posted to any Police Academy is the worst nightmare a senior apoluce Officer can imagine. It's an defined cage. You are subjected to work with a meagre irregular allocations that leaves you battling with your equally unhappy and greedy daredevil subordinates whom ordinarily would have been worshipping you if you were in a state or zonal command. Chai [/size]

Seems to be truth, I heard this same story from one former AIG in an interview days ago
Romance / Re: Man Disrupts Girlfriend's Class In UNIJOS To Propose To Her (photos) by Theultimate(m): 10:46pm On Aug 26, 2015
What keep bothering me(......and of which I'll keep asking until I get a satisfied answer is:

What will be the fate of their "previous lovers"(in quote).

OR

Were there none before?
Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife's Wives As They Prepare To Bury Their Husband (photos) by Theultimate(m): 10:15pm On Aug 14, 2015
agarawu23:
I am hearing burial since 3days ago, who tell una say dem dey bury king?

i never see king burial ground before o

Sijuwade was indeed a great king in Yoruba land.


for those that understand Yoruba only. tongue

ORIKI (praise poetry) sijuwade

Olubuse Eri Ogun Sagogo nju Okun mo losun kun molata Oribiti Apelunda Solukue Abanise mase banise mo Osun mo sile sunmo eniIgi meta ona ilare Bi idi baba odi obadi Ki ire baba ore obare Bi ologun sese ba dari so o/ o daso Oni ilare nfobi kan Oloriburuku nfoju di Nle o, Olodo Tunbumbi Ogborun lokun, ajiwunmi bi omo Oke ilare ko jugun, aje lo ngbeni gun Omo Ogboru keke fo isa Olori Omo Ladejokun, Ojire loni o.
.......and if I may ask, what is normally done to their corpses pls. I keep wandering on this issue.
Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Do This For Your Lady (PHOTO)? by Theultimate(m): 9:36pm On Aug 12, 2015
It's one of the things I could (and will surely) do most. When it is time.
.....as well as assisting while cooking.
Culture / Re: Ife Chiefs Announce Ooni’s Death Formally (photo) by Theultimate(m): 5:27pm On Aug 12, 2015
danaiks:
While The Abobaku (The one who would be buried alive with the King) is nowhere to be found cheesy
Lolz, why was he not tied?
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Akpororo Proposes To Girlfriend During Church Service (photos) by Theultimate(m): 4:30pm On Aug 09, 2015
Am I the only person with these questions and thought::
What would happen to the Lady's boy friend/Fiance? OR Did she not have any before?
Education / Re: Senate Buildings Of Some Major Nigerian Universities (pictures) by Theultimate(m): 4:23pm On Jul 28, 2015
It's like U.I is currently renovating theirs.
Crime / Re: Spirit Cut My Neighbour’s Throat, Not Me –suspect (Pictured) by Theultimate(m): 1:57pm On Jul 14, 2015
May God have mercy.

Though it's absolutely possible..(Yorubally)
Both deceased and her(herself) might be "the possessed". Mind you; report above says: Rosemary is about to get married.
Jokes Etc / See What His Mother Caused-pix by Theultimate(m): 9:25pm On May 22, 2015
See what he changed her mother precious thing with.

Education / Re: FG Upgrades Four Colleges Of Education To Varsities by Theultimate(m): 7:36pm On May 20, 2015
Why is my school not included One and only of it in Sub-Sahara of Africa. The Great SPEDIAN.
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by Theultimate(m): 1:31pm On May 20, 2015
I vote: ADEH39 TOHPAHZ MzLAUREL AIPETE2
Cc: NLJEGA

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by Theultimate(m): 7:59am On May 20, 2015
I vote MzLaurel.
Cc: NLJega

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Celebrities / Re: Lara Fortes And Adams Oshiomole's Wedding Ceremony [Pictures] by Theultimate(m): 10:57pm On May 16, 2015
The bride has even conceived. 70% S....r....
Politics / Re: Lady Trekking For GEJ Shows Off Blisters She Got From The Journey, Make CNN by Theultimate(m): 10:27pm On May 12, 2015
ijustdey:
the trekkers.....


why is there so much publicity on this ones compare to the guy that did trek to ABJ for GMB
Packaging and Literacy.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Travelled To Her Village With My Pictures; Should I Be Bothered?? by Theultimate(m): 6:01pm On May 11, 2015
ViralBOY:
Is it rainy in your side?
All what you have to say? Some pple are kinda funny!
Politics / Re: Why Has Oyo State Remained The Only State Of No Massive Jubilation? by Theultimate(m): 11:08pm On May 08, 2015
bintalabi:
ladoja's greed brought him down, he would have being a godfather by now, he chose to be party national leader, chairman, treasurer, secretary and rep at the confab and also the party gubernatorial candidate. He should have field seyi makinde and sarafadeen alli but I really loved Akala's move againt him. the type of people that tesojue for Ajimobi wouldn't come to the road and celebrate

Elites and development concerned citizens, some market women, voted Ajimobi

civil servant, pentionals, ibadan thurgs, molete, road side and abe bridge market women voted Ladoja

Nurtw, ogbomoso thurgs, adedibu descendent tout, some market women voted Akala

students(uni n poly), some market women, elites voted Omi tuntun

thiefs, 419, Jonathan's campaign billion looters voted folarin (not bias but has a very bad credibility in oyo)

family and friends voted kowa and other 12 parties

I so love your analysis.
Sports / Re: Remember The Nigeria Vs India Match? Here’s Everything You Should Know by Theultimate(m): 6:32am On May 08, 2015
.....Cont'd



Why Did This Story Thrive For So Long?

Most people like to pass off this story as true with the fact that no one has ever seen India in an International Football Match. Since no one actually saw India participate in most international soccer games, this gave a little credence to the story. India

Another reason this lie could thrive for long was the fact that credible information was not readily available at our finger tips. It not like every Emeka, Audu and Ojo could visit Google in a matter of minutes and tell our ominous fabricators that they should stop spreading toxic lies.

And to be honest we have a tingling feeling that this lie was concocted by an elder of a community because, let’s be honest who questions the words of the elders in Nigeria. Remember, what an adult sees sitting down a child will never see even if he consults Google, Siri or Cortana. The Element of Truth In This Story

On the 12th of August 1989, Nigeria lost Sam Okwaraji.

Sam Okwaraji was the player rumored to have lost his life in that game when in truth he died during a FIFA World Cup qualifying game against Angola in the 77th minute.

He collapsed and died of cognitive heart failure. May his soul rest in Perfect Peace. AMEN

So that is the only truthful thing about that story, the fact that a Nigerian player died during a football match. That’s it. The match was not against India, we did not lose the match and as you must have guessed, and there were no lions either. What Is The Deal With India Anyway?

India qualified for the 1950 FIFA world cup as a result of the withdrawal of their scheduled opponents. But the Indian football governing body, the All India Football Federation (AIFF) decided against going to the world cup, being unable to understand the importance of the event at that time.

Some of the Reasons shown by the AIFF included the cost of travel, lack of practice time, team selection issued and valuing the Olympics over the FIFA World cup. It should be noted that FIFA agreed to bear a major part of the travel expenses, but it did not really help their decision making. Was India Banned For Refusing To Play Barefoot?

No.

The 1948 London Olympics was India’s first major international tournament, where a predominantly barefoot Indian team lost 2 -1 to France.

Following the 1948 Olympics FIFA imposed a rule banning barefoot play.

The belief that the Indian team refused to play because they were not allowed to play barefoot is not entirely true according to the then team captain who said it was just a story to cover the disastrous decision of the AFIF.

After the 1950 fiasco, India has never come close to qualifying for the World Cup.

The reason you do not see India in World Cup competitions is because they do not qualify So Does The Indian Team Wear Soccer Boots?

Yes.

In the 1952 Olympics, the Indian team lost 10 – 1 to Yugoslavia (talking about taking a beating). As a result of this magnanimous defeat the AIFF made it compulsory for its team members to wear boots Is it Possible to win a match with a 99 – 1 match margin?

Yes.

It is absolutely possible to rake 99 – 1 from a single football match. Let’s take a walk down memory lane and see how this is even possible. Now allow us to digress.

The highest scoring soccer game was 149-0!

You’re probably wondering how a soccer team could be so bad that they let 149 goals be scored, but the truth is it was a form of protest. The event occurred in 2002 after a 2-2 draw between rival teams Stade Olympique de L’emyrne, or SOE, and AS Adema of Madagascar, which resulted in the referees awarding a penalty causing SOE to lose the game.

During a match fixing debacle in Nigeria, the Feeders scored 72 of their 79-0 victory in 45 minutes of play. Police Machine scored 61 of their 67-0 victory in the second half. At one point, they scored four goals in a minute.

Arbroath won Bon Accord 36 – 0 in 1885. It held the largest margin of victory in professional football where both sides wanted to win.
Sports / Remember The Nigeria Vs India Match? Here’s Everything You Should Know by Theultimate(m): 6:29am On May 08, 2015
Everything You Need To Know About The Nigeria Vs India Match Virtually everybody born before the invention of the internet must have heard the tale of a nonexistent football match between Nigeria and India that obviously took place in a parallel universe and somehow we got to hear the gory stories of that match.

Though there are many variations of the story, every prevaricator seems to agree on a couple of facts about this fictional football match. Each storyteller agrees that;

1. This match ended with India scoring 99 goals and Nigeria scoring just one goal.

2. Nigerians where unable to kick the ball because the football kept turning to a lion (or something scary) to prevent them from playing the soccer ball.

3. The Indians later agreed that if Nigeria could score a goal, they would concede defeat

4. Samuel Okwaraji scored the winning goal and lost his life in the process.

5. FIFA banned India from soccer because they used black magic in that very game

With the help of common sense (not that it was absent back then), quick access to information and the internet, every right thinking Nigerian has come to realize that such a story should be filled under “Blatant Lies”.


http://gistcolony..com/2015/04/remember-nigeria-vs-india-match-heres.html?m=1

Politics / Re: Protesting Workers Lock Out Anyim Pius Anyim (SGF )over N1.2b Allowances by Theultimate(m): 12:38pm On Apr 30, 2015
Honestly speaking, I always thank God that their days are numbered.
Politics / Re: FG Suspends Permanent Secretary Ministry Of Foreign Affairs by Theultimate(m): 7:25pm On Apr 28, 2015
It would have better if he had being disciplined like this since the beginning.
Politics / Re: Why Has Oyo State Remained The Only State Of No Massive Jubilation? by Theultimate(m): 8:00pm On Apr 13, 2015
Theultimate:
Oyo State remain the only state that no
group/society "massively" jubilate as other states
are doing after the pronouncement of incumbent Gov. Abiola Ajimobi as the Governor Re-Elect.

I even repeatedly tried to watch because (Oyo state TV station) if at all there will be any to show, "but none" except the one organised by Governor himself at his residence.
Can any Ajimobi fan explain to us why?

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