I must confess: Nigeria politics is too complicated to be comprehended by a layman. Nigeria politicians do lobby ehn!

Doing what Nigerians are good at doing.

We are sometimes our own problem. Imagine vandalising such a great project.

Expected New Slogan:
A P C!!!!!
Promise upon Promise!
Lies upon Lies!

Firstboi01:
4. That moment when nairaland stopped all airtel's freebasics users from viewing pictures or even logging in, thereby rendering the whole thing useless... They left 'us' all like


(Seun, biko, that thing saves lives. Bring it back for us. Please.)

So it was nairaland that blocked us from viewing pictures with freebasics. I initially thought it's from airtel ni sha. O ga oo

[quote author=vicadex07 post=49857620]Chilling with my hommies atop the ancient and historical Olumo Rock.

A true symbol of peace and war and of freedom. What better way to spend the day?

[img]http:///a/img923/5868/7RxPap.jpg[/img]

Sweet taste of freedom ...Happy Independence Nairalanders. Enjoy the rest of the pictures and sceneries.

Pls, how much is the gate fee?

phayvorr:
Please who has any idea how long it will take for me to get my national I.D card if I apply now??....thanks

Very very very Long I must say. I enrolled for my own on 17th December, 2013.....and it's yet to be ready.

since they didn't sweat for it. It seems to be normal.

ckc:
Why do u think I was embarrassed? I was the one that removed the packet and tags for Christ's sake. U don't argue with ur interviewers but I was really tempted to. Just ended up telling them I was sorry about the way they felt about my dressing.

A lesson learnt:...... "U don't argue with ur interviewers"
One would have started explaining and trying to make them understand.
#God_bless.

IykeChukz:
They'll simply dust your case file or to use your wife, son, daughter, etc just to malign your personality.

Bitter truth. Watch out!

anochuko01:
.......so, I was tired of staying at home, and teaching was the only available job I could find after lots of efforts in getting a job through the likes of jobberman and co.

Believe me, if somebody prays for you that ''you'll be a teacher'', I'll rather advice you to pause and ask the person to ''explain'' the prayer, if after the explanation you agree to the terms, you can then say ''amen''.
I began this job this Monday, I'm teaching PHYSICS and MATHS for senior secondary, and COMPUTER for Junior secondary. I take at least six periods per day, and the pay is 20K.
Don't let's talk about the attitude of the owner of the school, that alone is a 20unit course!

with the little I've seen, I can say that majority of teachers are just managing.
I obviously know that there might be no ''easy'' job, but this particular one no be here o.
fellow teachers in here, how many courses and periods do you take, and whats your take home. I wanna know if this''job'' is ''okay'' .

finally, abeg..... I dey find JOB ooo!
I get upper credit, HND.

As a science teacher, mostly teaching Maths, Physics and Computer as it's said by you.
In fact, you're a king if it's an area where parents value education. You can get Xtra double (even triple) of that payment from Extra Coaching or Home Lessons.
#that's_a_bitter_truth........talking from experience.

Them say this baba sabi how to dance well well. HBD

I trust them with their Cs

Nigeria and Drama sha. See what we were hailing and commending them for!

I see Fayose commending him very soon too. That's the type of man he is also.

Pls, is original utme result slip (with passport) compulsory?

Hope they know her present status........are they in support? #just_asking

Hope they know her present status........are they in support? #just_asking

Has anything been true in this my country Nigeria?
Even DASUKI GATE People and Personnel BAIL have never been free. *wink*

What does that mean pls.

...just imagining the amount of that designer shoe.
#It_is_well.

Everything nah SHOW in Nigeria media.
....writing Epistle all because you want to tell us how they ate lunch.

WAHALA DEY O!!
Three University guys dodged exam because they did not
study. They came up with a plan,got themselves dirty using
grease, then went to see the Lecturer.
”Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it to the exam. We
attended a wedding and on our way back the car broke
down thus we became so dirty as you can see". The
Lecturer understood and gave them three days to prepare.
After three days, they went to the Lecturer very ready for
the exam because they had studied. The
Lecturer put them in three separate classes with only four
questions in the exam paper;
1. Who and who got married? (25 marks)
2. Where was the reception held? (25mks)
3. Where exactly did the car break down?
(25mks)
4.What type of car broke down? (25mks)
Marking scheme: your answers must be the same.!!
Good Luck!!!!
If it was you? How to answer those questions?

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I vote: IAMKINGZLEE
Cc:NLJega

@ trailblaiza, trailblaiza, lebienconnu, ajebuter.
Inu mi naa dun lopo-lopo nigbati mo ri ona ti e fi gbe ede abinibi wa kale. E ku ise opolo.
Amo oo, mo se akiyesi awon ohun kan ti a lee ko ni ede Yoruba pelu.
Fun apere:
Tiredi: Akori tabi Akole.(Ko da a tun le pe ni "Oro T'ohun Lo"
Topiki: Akole tabi Akori ba kan naa.
Bojetii: Eto Isuna
Beedi: Ibusun.

N ko ta ko yin oo, mo kan ko won jade fun itesiwaju ede wa ni. E se pupo!

In fact. Irrespective of strike issues and mismanagement, OAU Graduates are inventing and developing new ideas everyday. #thumb_up!

chachanga:
Na bride price remain; u don marry be dat!

No-how, no-how, dis kain Awuf go run ur belle last last!

Abi oo. Some females and their liability status.

@Guys...... Is such a lady welcome?

[quote author=MissMonalisa post=48146261][/quote] Noted!.......and done.

I vote: IAMKINGZLEE.

CC: NLJEGA

Tolexander:
na account balance dem dey go check for ATM

Lolz

No money today, No money tomorrow. Yet, people are implementing, purchasing and even starting new things everyday.
Your thoughts?