₦airaland Forum

HanisahZuwy:
The sample was collected from my vagina. She inserted something deep into my vagina and collected the sample, thereafter, she said keep it up, with a thumbs up sign from her to me.

HanisahZuwy:
Today, I went to a government/general hospital to see a doctor. When I got there, I got card and waited for my turn to see the doctor. Then it was finally my turn and I went in, told the doctor the symptoms I'm experiencing, and then he referred me to the lab for a culture test.

When I got to the lab, I went to the cashier to make payments for the test and thereafter waited for my turn. When it was finally my turn, some documentations were made, instrument for the culture collection was given to me and I was referred to a woman who would handle the culture test.

When I got to her(the woman), she pointed to an enclosure, that I should enter there, UnCloth, lie on the raised bed and open my legs. So, I went in, then came out immediately to ask her if I can collect it myself. She said no, that I won't do it well, that I would just get the surface and won't go deep. So, I agreed. I went in, undressed, got on the bed and open my legs. So, she came and collected the specimen. This was somehow painful because she had to go very deep. After collecting the specimen, she then went to put it in the instrument that was given to me earlier, then came back immediately and said 'keep it up' with a thumbs up sign from her.

Since then, I've been wondering what she meant by that. Does anyone here have a clue what that could mean?

kingthreat:
Just know this that if you drug her, you will lose one of your testicles.

nlfpmod:
https://twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1681333897865445376

Do you agree with Reno?

CallmeTrinity:
Bless you bro. You go see average looking girls wanting guys that look like will smith and earn like Zuckerberg when their true level na the welder wehn dey for my junction

oluseyiforjesus:
Our leaders has made us to congratulate anyone dat travel abroad, some even share testimonies in place of worship....... Nigeria will be great again

Dmama1991:
No criminals again in east , every crime is now ipob Dats y i hate children from sadwest with there news tueeh i spilt children of hate aka children from felling demon

quickberry:
Combined troops of 63 Brigade of the Nigerian Army, the Nigeria Police and Operatives of the Department of State Services have neutralized two IPOB/ESN fighters and arrested five others after a fierce encounter that took place on Monday 17 July 2023 at Fuji Junction general area in Asaba, Delta state. The encounter followed distress calls that the community was under attack by the terrorists, to which the combined troops swiftly responded. The terrorists succumbed to the overwhelming fire power of the troops, after two of their members fell in the fire fight that ensued, while the survivors fled to their hideout around Okpanam river.
The gallant troops in pursuit of the fleeing criminal elements, successfully trailed them to their enclave in a house around Okpanam river, where they were nabbed. The troops also recovered one AK 47 Rifle, one Pump Action Semi Automatic Rifle, 15 Live Cartridges, one AK 47 Rifle Magazine and a Baofeng Radio Receiver.
We implore members of the public to continue to cooperate with the security agencies by providing actionable information to support their operations to tackle security challenges.

The Chief of Army Staff, Major General Taoreed Lagbaja has lauded the combined troops for their effort and urged them to sustain the synergy, as they restore peace and tranquility in the region.

ONYEMA NWACHUKWU
Brigadier General
Director Army Public Relations
18 July 2023

Source: https://twitter.com/HQNigerianArmy/status/1681300100855873536

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Dshocker:
Having a higher breed of dog, like the Dobermann, Rottweiler, or a Pitbull, and you refused to feed them at the stipulated time means you are putting your life and those around you at risk.

And those 3 dogs i listed above can overpower any man, you are no match for their strength.

Jennyclay:
Oh No!! Not again!!!

This is not a dog’s handwork, this crime was committed by a man which I’m sure is the boy’s father, probably for ritual purpose

Why is Nigerian men this heartless The father of the this child should be investigated thoroughly.

Nonsense men!!!

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slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Bros op from ogun state to Lokoja then abia hmmm...bros op...brother op...bros op

Anyway Igbos are loving people ❤️ ❤️

As a Bini I love them to the moon and back

My aunty from my father's side( the sister to my father) is married to igbo man

My uncle from my mother side( one of the twin brother to my mother) is married to one imo woman

ezenwaez:
Npower News: Summary Of "Half Hour With Npower Batch C Beneficiaries" (Comprising of Npower Batch C Stream 1 and Npower Batch C Stream 2)

During the just concluded event "Half Hour With Npower Batch C Beneficiaries" most of the common asked questions by Npower batch c beneficiaries boarders on;

A) The position and fate of Npower batch C stream 1 beneficiaries in the Npower program.

B) The Npower payment and Npower program continuation.

C) Npower payment date for the number of months owed (Outstanding Npower payment)

D) The fate of all unpaid Npower batch C stream 1 beneficiaries for September, October and November stipends respectively.

E) The position of Npower Batch C Stream 2 beneficiaries who received a Pre-selection Message.

F) Who should complete the Npower accounts validation or Npower validation?

NPOWER RESPONSES WERE AND HAS BEEN👇

A) Npower batch c stream 1 beneficiaries should please note that, Npower batch C stream 1 program has officially ended long ago (August, 2022). The additional Npower payment received for September, October and November respectively by Npower batch C stream 1 beneficiaries was Nexit package, which was considered worthwhile by Honourable Minister Sadiya Umar Farouq out of her magnanimous nature.

B) However, Npower program continuation is totally at Mr President's discretion. Npower is yet to confirm the status of the Npower program, consequentially, Npower cannot give a definite answer to this question. Also, Npower payment continuation are dependent on Mr President's approval.

C) Npower payment date for the months owed is also unknown, holding the fact that fund for the payments are yet to be approved by the new administration. Therefore Npower payment date still remains unknown and will definitely be initiated upon approval.

D) For the Npower batch C stream 1 beneficiaries yet to receive their additional payment for September, October and November respectively(Nexit Package) will definitely get their payments once funds are approved and made available to Npower.

E) Npower shortlisted pre-selected beneficiaries are supplementary of Npower batch C stream 2. These shortlisted Npower batch c stream 2 beneficiaries should adhere strictly to the instructions contained in the Npower validation massage received and then wait for further directives.

F) Npower sent Npower validation link strictly to Preselected Npower batch C stream 2 beneficiaries whose account details were not correctly captured in the Npower payroll, Npower database and Npower portal. However, Npower batch C stream 1 beneficiaries who are having Npower payment issues can also utilise this opportunity.

abibox02:
Theorectically, the idea of empowering of private security guard is good, but practically, it is bad in this nation's context. Soon, there will proliferation of various fits and unfits security guard. Even, the government controled security men behave recklessly

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Baronthecelebri:
Wow, very deep. So since you know all this can you please predict 5 correct score and ten draws,if I win I'll give you 20 percent.

waynetee:
https://punchng.com/state-of-origin-requirement-should-be-abolished-okey-bakassi/

Laradeen:
You no lie my journey to the movie industry in Nigeria is something else. I saw shege, all producers want to sleep 😴 you, it just too pronounce in the movie industry in Nigeria. Omo, I ran away from that sector and went to find a job and I am happy I did.

MS247:




Piracy

They haven't properly monitised Nollywood

But I respect Funke akindele, Toyin Aihmaku and Destiny Etiko



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monsuru56:
Dey play.... just dey play

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Samantha124:
Jobs are not easy to find.

vengertime:
Few years ago, once you wake up by 6:45am to 7:00am you would have like 8-10 lines of fresh posts on nairaland front page. But this days 8am - 9am no post.

Na wa o. Wetin happen

gasparpisciotta:
1. I look forward to that day when CCTV cameras will be mandatory for all hotel lobbies and receptions.
2. I also look forward to that day when Police investigations will be carried out by forensic evidences such a finger prints etc like it’s done in CSI

No society is perfect, but Nigeria should not remain in the dark ages as far as conducting proper forensic investigation is concerned.

youngrichnigga:
Werey re o