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[quote author=Tudór link=topic=292868.msg4140933#msg4140933 date=1246866722]In nigeria, theres no travelling bus people don't pray before the journey yet we have a very high accident rate on our roads. Well it seems like the more you pray the greater your chances at an accident- thank goodness they don't pray in airplanes. . . .[/quote]Nothing to do with praying and allot to do with luck. Nigerians are some of the worlds worst drivers and many have not even passed their tests or bribed someone to pass them anyway.

Driving is like the rest of the country. Totally bleeped up  

Try asking the great Lord Lucifer to look after you before your next trip, he will scare the shit out of the Xtian and muslim drivers so you should be safe

[quote author=wale.star link=topic=301672.msg4263185#msg4263185 date=1248812292]Don't mind me, yahoo boy collected my girlfriend and every girl I have been seeing are all after one yahoo boy or the other. Can you date me as a student and suffer with me to survive, I guess NO. you rather go for the yahoo Ones out there because I knew you girls better so stop pretending me real of what you are not[/quote]Don't worry, you are better off without shallow yahoo prostitutes like that. They get screwed a few times by a yahoo thief then are dumped for the cheap bitches they are. Ask back2back, she knows better than anybody on this forum, she has been on her back with more Yahoo boys  than anybody else 

back2back:
Indeed!!

Like death penalty for the QUEEN for all our stolen wealth.

Please tell me what Nigeria has worth stealing that the Nigerians have not already stolen?

Fool, I suppose you are sleeping around with Yahoo boys and selling your coochy to the highest bidder 

[quote author=esu_afraid link=topic=301672.msg4261890#msg4261890 date=1248797372]yahoo,yahoo i dont see anything bad in it.Afterall thoes who fall victim wants to ripe were they did not sow.FUK ALL THOES WHO HATE THE G MEN.

PEACE.[/quote]That makes you a goat fucker and a filthy piece of dog shit 

The best part of you was left sliding down you mothers legs after your birth

@Ibime

watr u turkin abot?

doo u now undurstand mee an debosky? 

MEND = Moronic Ethical Nigerian Dickhead

Lucifer is a really cool guy, not like God and his sidekick Jesus who are constantly threatening you with burning in hell 

Lucifer does not ask that you love or worship him and he never threatens you and he is always capable of giving you a good time 

Maybe Nigerians are the new devils incarnate? makes allot of sense

God will say, choose me or I will make you into a Nigerian 

Has the idiot with the big bow and even bigger 1970's collar and suit been sleeping with your sister?

There are many sources of stats for primitive 419 thieving animals 

The proof in a normal society is that you should prove that something is wrong. In Nigeria you have to prove something is legitimate 99% of the time.

It is sadly a land full of criminals

It has been proven that 99% of people engaged in 419 have latent homosexual tendencies and a higher risk of carrying out child abuse, especially amongst members of their own families.

Many have also been caught involved in acts of beastiality and other un-natural acts

99% of 419 Yahoo boys are homosexual and child abusers, so why would women want to be with them?

What is your interpretation of a cultist?

It is the buyers you have to be careful about normally, many are Nigerian 419 scammers

Father forgive him and teach him how to use the html code on this forum

What a load of bullshit

Satan not be a Nigerian as Satan is a good guy. Lucifer rocks and is cool and as such can not be Nigerian 

When you consider what Jesus did on earth if he really did exist, they are pretty boring and average.

There are thousands of people who did far more than him during the past 2,000 years. Jesus is pretty lame

The Cat Carrier

The cream you need for your tunnel of love or pork sausage garage is called Canesten

In normal countries it is available from all chemists and drug stores. In Nigeria I am not sure. Maybe you have to pray or ask MEND to kill someone for a tube 

You can read more about it here: http://www.canesten.com/

LMAO at the amount of posters here that have registered to scam and spam and have message counts as low as 1.

BEWARE OF THE YAHOO BOYS

This is a massive problem in Nigeria

[url]http://www.irinnews.org/report.aspx?ReportId=76087
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http://www.humsurfer.com/nigeria-increasing-trend-of-childrapehorrible-stories

http://www.tigweb.org/express/panorama/article.html?ContentID=7758

http://www.nigeriavillagesquare.com/index.php/content/view/12645/55

http://udonna.instablogs.com/entry/a-police-sergeant-was-sentenced-to-two-years-imprisonment-for-child-rape/

http://news-frist..com/2008/09/nigeria-increasing-trend-of-child_19.html

http://www.news.dailytrust.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=476:may-27-nigerias-exploited-silent-children&catid=53:star-feature&Itemid=131

http://www.africamasterweb.com/AdSense/NigerianMalawiAccusedRapingDaughter.html

Please explain what Bollywood film has ever won as Oscar?

And don't be stupid and say Slumdog Millionaire' as that is a British movie, directed by Danny Boyle and filmed in India.

So which great Indian Oscar winner are we talking about?

No, I am blaming Nigerians for this whole mess. To tell it like it is, Nigerians would have difficulty in organising a sex party in a brothel

Because what else do Northerners have?

They only have sand and nothing of value

Don't know what Britain has to answer for? The whole mess is Nigerian created

Maybe combine the two and call it SHITTYWOOD

Why do you write is such a stupid big font size and in capital letters?

I think they could work together as they both make absolutely shit films that are not worth watching.

So why not make shit films together?