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Slim and Curvey does not = Fat with a big great sweaty Booty

Michael Jackson's Last Words: "Take me to the children's hospital!"

Becasue 90% of Nigerian woman are fat?

What are Michael Jackson and Farah Faucet getting for Christmas?

PATRICK SWAYZE

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?

Alex Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August!

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What does Michael Jackson have in common with caviar? ,

They both cum on little white crackers.

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What's the difference between Janet jackson and the England cricket team?

England will never get a hold of The Ashes

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Micheal jackson died of a broken heart when he found out BOYS TO MEN were a band not a delivery service

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McDonalds came out with a new sandwich to pay tribute to the king of pop, the McJackson, Its 50 year old meat in between 10 year old buns!

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A Powerful Message from Stevie Wonder On Michael Jackson’s Death… , , … … , …, , . . … . . . . . , . , …. , , . … , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . , . . … , . . . , , . , , , , , , , , , , , , , . . , , . , . . , . . . , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . , , . , , , . . . . . , , … , , , , , , , , , Deep stuff, eh? I nearly cried when he said “. , . . . , , … , , . , , ”

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There are reports now that blanket is the only child of Michael Jackson's that has his DNA in him. the reason being blanket was the only one that would swallow.

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The fact that the president wasn't at Michael Jacksons funural proves once and for all that Obama does not care about white people.

Nigeria is not even a puppet to Nigeria, it is a 100% failed state

The name of this thread is 'Have You Praised Him Yet, Today?'

It is not named 'Have You Praised Jesus, Mooohamed or God  Yet, Today?

Thou art great 

LMAO

Europe

Kosovo 90 days

Just like OPEC, I can step up prodcution if I am given a good reason

But who cares what Yaruda says or does. He is a meaningless piece of faeces on the world stage

Oh Satan, thou art the evil King if Kings, Interesting and a good chap, not like that boring guy with the white dress and beard 

You rock Lucifer

The maximum allowance I can give a girl is 15ml every 20 minutes

Michael Jackson

@Caliber

Nice thought and you could be right

@Kunbee

Let's see you in action and then we will be in a better position to give advice

What has the Chelsea goalkeeper and Michael Jackson got in common?

They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.

My friend is so ugly that when he got the chance to go to Neverland as a kid, Michael Jackson made him sleep in his own bed!

There is one very important question in all this:

WHO HAS A COPY OF THE VIDEO FOR US TO WATCH? 

For Sale; single white glove , slightly soiled index finger

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon; Michael Jackson raped children.

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Michael Jackson, the Pope and a bunch of kids are on a plane.

Suddenly the plane becomes out of control and is on course to crash.

"Here, there are two parachutes," said the Pope.

"What about the kids?" replied Jacko.

"Bleep the kids," said the Pope.

To this, Jacko said, "Have we got time?"

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You know that Michael really is dead, when your 5-year-old son wakes you up at night claiming that he just got 'touched by an angel'.

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I got upset when Janet Jackson finished speaking at Michael Jackson's Tribute.
I thought she was going to get her breasts out again.

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After learning of the possible closure of his Neverland Ranch, Michael Jackson has told of his intention to build a brand new dinosaur theme park. He's promised that every kid who visits will leave with a megasoreass.

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It's official that Bubbles is now the second richest monkey in the world,

, second only to Didier Drogba

There is always humour, even in death and since I do not want to break with tradition here are a collection of MJ Jokes as found across the Internet.

Enjoy or be angry, whatever



Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith. 

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys' bedrooms with empty sacks. 

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What with Lewis Hamilton winning the F1 world championship, Barack Obama being president of the USA, Will Smith being the world's highest paid actor and Tiger Woods being the world's best golfer, it has never been cooler to be black.

Poor old Michael Jackson must be kicking himself. 

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What's got 8 legs and doesn't rape children?

The Jackson 4.   

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Upon hearing the news of Michael Jackson's death, mourning fans released a white dove in his honour. Well, it was actually a blackbird, but with a rare skin condition,   

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How do you know when it's bedtime in Michael Jackson's house?

When the big hand touches the little hand. 

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Michael Jackson has died ladies and gentlemen.
I don't know who or what you all blame for this, his doctor or stress maybe,

All I can say is…

Don't blame it on sunshine
Don't blame it on moonlight
Don't blame it on good times
Blame it on the boogie.

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THANKS BOOGIE!

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Michael Jackson meets a young boy while walking around Neverland Ranch.

"Would you like to see some magic?" asks Michael.

"Sure" says the lad.

"Well for this trick you need to turn around, drop your pants and bend over." says Michael.

So the lad turns around, drops his pants and bends over. Michael stands behind him and asks, "Can you feel my finger going up your ass?"

"I can." replies the lad.

Michael then waves both hands in front of the lad and shouts, "MAGIC!" 

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A little boy came home from school and said, "Dad, is God a man or a woman?"
"He is both son, male and female," he replied.
"Is he black or white?" he asked.
"Again, he is both black and white," the father replied.
"Well, is he gay or straight then?" asked the kid.
"Again, God is both gay and straight," he said.
"Dad, is God, Michael Jackson?" 

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Michael Jackson, may he rest in peace, he touched generations,  It's a shame that they were underage and this was done against their will.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PlayStation PS3?

Nothing; they're both plastic, they both come in black and white, and they both get turned on by kids.

Mohammed = Pedophile

You should not have taken her phone as that is private  

I am sure the real reason you took her phone was to chack up on her and not the reason you gave  

If you mistrust her so much there is not future for you both anyway

Maybe there is nothing going on, or maybe her ex is giving her a good pumping everytime you are away, what is for sure is that the more you confront her the more you will push her away  

Then you may as well be a hermit 

She is one damn ugly woman

The money ended up in the hands of the people that needed it, can not see the problem or the issue?

Romeo4real:
NEVER BE WITH A WOMAN YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO LOSE.

You can not guarantee anything in this life so the statement is kind of meaningless

If you believe in this typical African superstitious nonsense then that is not my problem. The poor people got the money which is a good thing. She could have burnt it

She was scared that the money would change her life for the worse, not that it was jinxed or was bewitched.

So she did the right thing and gave it to the poor. GOOD JOB

Just shows how many greedy, short sighted people are in this forum. You are not praising the woman for an unselfish act of charity but shooting her down and calling her names

I think it is a great story and very refreshing. It is even better that she did not give the money to a bunch of whining losers,

Good luck to her and I hope there are many more people like her

danexd:
Until we, as Nigerians get up and say enough is enough. Until we realize that we deserve much, much, much more than we are getting, until we get to the point of no return, when we are prepared to die for what we believe in- indeed until we believe in anything other than in our personal comfort- we will continue to be led by our noses, CHXTA,

Until that time 419 Yahoo boys will flourish