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There are no real jobs where people ask for fees beforehand. Don't forget that 419 exists in many forms

If you love him you will give him every last penny you own 

That is if you are stupid of course 

You should kick his ass out of the door. What kind of low life excuse for a man is he demanding money from you?

Best get rid of him and find a real man

@Monicaa

I love the nails Shows you are a creative and fun person (and not a witch)

The value of virginity is only in your head. In reality it is 30 seconds of pain for the girl then it is gone forever. At least with a good bottle of wine you can enjoy it for half an hour or more 

Here is a real witch for you all

What do you call a Biafran with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese

No

if you are going to study, why would you want to do that other than if your story is just a ploy to stay in Europe illegally?

Lucifer translates as light bringer in Latin.
Lucifer and Jehovah both ruled heaven in the begining.
Lucifer rebelled agianst Jehovah because he thought he was treating man too harshly.

Now who is the evil one?

Praise be for Lucifer the true bringer of light

Lucifer is the embodiment of reason, of intelligence, of critical thought. He stands against the dogma of God and all other dogmas. He stands for the exploration of new ideas and new perspectives in the pursuit of truth.

God's army is backed by ignorance, fear, and cowardice. Choose Lucifer and walk proudly forward into the light!

At least his dog is still alive

Duroe:
'God's time is the best' have been used by many people to justify failures, laziness and to con people.

Very True Words

Sometimes diplomacy is not the way, better to tell it like it is

  Michael Jackson is going to record a new version of the Thriller video clip,  But now without wearing any makeup,

Father Joe Jackson is planning on bringing the Jackson 5 back together. He already has 4 bullets and is in need of a gun.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley?
A. About two dress sizes.

Q. What were Lisa-Marie's newlywed complaints about Michael Jackson?
A1. He leaves the lid off the mascara, causing it to dry out.
A2. That battleaxe Liz Taylor never calls before she comes over.
A3. She suspects he's using her to get to Elvis' bones.
A4. He touches her kids more than he touches her.

Michael Jackson asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could he have sex.
The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13 years old.

What is for sure is that when you die you will be eaten by the worms and never live again

Kill the fraudsters

Why did MJ name his kid blanket so he has an excuse to sleep with him

Only in America can someone be born as a poor black kid, and die as rich white woman.

What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?
"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"

Does anyone want to buy my michael jackson concert ticket?
New venue. Cemetery.


Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven and God said " I'll give you one wish" Farrah said "I wish that all the children of the world were safe" so God killed Michael Jackson.


At the autopsy they found children’s underwear strapped to Michael Jackson’s upper arm. According to his doctors it is just a patch, he’s been trying to quit for a while.

I don’t feel any emotion for MJs death… Guess he never really touched me when I was younger.


Q: How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys!

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like to lose foot races to little boys?
A: He likes to come in a little behind.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson wear a glove?
A: So he won't leave fingerprints on the kids.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a chicken?
A: One says "cock'll-doodl-do" and the other says "Any-little-boy's-cock'll-do".

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and the PLO?
A: The PLO pulled out of Jordan.

New just in, paramedics did manage to revive Michael Jackson on the hospital trolley, untill he was wheeled past the childrens ward the he went stiff again.

Gary Glitter has just made a world record Ebay bid for Michael Jackson's computer!


doctors said that time of death , due to facial decomposing, must have been 6 months ago.

I just bought a new car stereo, When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.

manny4life:
If an average person can afford a $35,000 to buy a car which in Nigeria most do, then they can buy a small single engine (not a jet) used airplane.

ROFL

Exclusive Photograph from the Morgue

Lord Lucifer, praise be to you Mr Chilli Hot God of Hell.

Please help me to win the UK midweek Wednesday Lottery,

Thanks Mr D

Here is the reality

After Michael Jacksons sudden death Gary Glitter has offered to cover some of his dates, Henry aged 10, William aged 12 and Joel aged 13,   

Just read his funeral arrangements, he’ll be melted down & made into plastic toys. That way kids will play with him for a change

I genuinely feel sorry for Michael Jackson ’s family. The decision to bury, cremate or recycle cannot be an easy choice to make

There was news that doctor’s were taking bets on what colour MJ’s cock is. All bets are now off as pediatrician’s have been reported to have inside information

I heard they are having to double the seating at Micheal’s funerals because children under 12 have to be accompanied by an adult 

Condolences to the Jackson family, but could i also remind you that collection day for recyclable plastics is Monday.

Michael Jacksons last wish was to be cremated and his ashes put into an etch-a-sketch so kids could still play with him.

Conformation just came through that Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. Apparently he ate some 12 year old nuts.


Reports that Michael Jackson died of a heart attack are incorrect.In fact he went to the childrens hospital and had a stroke.

When ambulance officers arrived at MJ’s home they found class A drugs in the kitchen, and Class 4B in his bedroom.

Madonna has paid her respects to the jackson family and wants to know how much they want for the kids.

All MJ’s upcoming dates are now cancelled, including John aged 5, and Ryan aged 9.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett?……about 3 hours.

Q. What's the hardest stain to get out of little boy's underpants?
A. MJ's make-up

Q. How did we know MJ was guilty?
A. Because he's been fingered by several children.

Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?
A: "Don't let your son go down on me."

Q: What's was white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?
A: His other hand !!

Q: Why were Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!

Q: What's was the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?
A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi!

Q:What did Michael Jackson & Michael Jordan have in common?
A:They both play ball in the Minor League.

Q: What was the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Q: How could you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

Q: Who did Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: What’s brown and was often found in a baby’s nappy?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.

Prince Michael Jackson, Jr. – you know in a few years they’ll probably change his name to: The Child Formerly Known as Michael Jackson’s Baby.

For some sick MJ Jokes

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-299246.0.html#msg4222743

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Michael Jackson's EKG.

Micheal Jackson hasn't been this stiff since high school musical came out

Proof that Michael Jackson was a Nigerian!

He took everyone's money and disapeared!