₦airaland Forum

Instead of talking politics or buhari, just call ur buddy or cousin for America or uk for like 10mins....talking travel and some dollars and pounds..

Then, after the call and some minutes, hit on her...

Forget, interest go dey.

Omoakinsuyi:
He knows Ronaldo is the best buy wont just admit it

Just to make you happy in ur mind....yes, Ronaldo is the best.

Yinmu!

The bone of her bone.

Definitly, God sent

Freeze might change that if Pope and the vatican is relocated to Nigeria.

Na pishure gomina go dey take, when herdsmen dey kill kaduna pple....

Get that woman, and pour hot oil on her buttocks.

Crazily mean murder, she's not a mother

Life is all about boobs, make-up, and big ass to many gals...

Murder is the case.....That landlord is brutal.

Murder is the case

Buharecessionistshipchangemisfire

Meaning- buhari, recession, hardship, change, misfired change, misfired jet, everything in Nigeria misfiring.

Prof Soyinka can challenge me if he wants

Must be the British style coz back here in America, our lawyers and Judges wear no shitty cream colored wig...

Lawyers approach in styled suit, Judges do okay with just the Gown.

The British and Special recognition is like Mugabe and power

Abi una do get una money ni?

Buhari

Cool down babe, your guy dey write the movie script of how he will re-propose in a grand style...the script long.

If the producer see say the script make sense, they go produce, hence include you in the movie.

However, just be praying its not another babe dt will feature in that movie

African leaders bin holding on to power like its their penis since 1855... Just shoot the big lip Jammeh in hiz big toe and let him leap out of office.

Shameless big-headed autocrat

O boy, i dont trust this little nigga. He nids this education to scope the white dudes later...lol

All the best in school, little man.

Thank you for the orientation. Buh, who these letters epp?

Na person pretend to be Danjuma's son for Niger delta commission, secure job. Only a few are lucky with these perfect letter writings...Know the big guns in the industry, screw cover letters.

No be naija we dey?

Who did that artwork?

Painting recession on somebori's face is against the law.

Lol, keep waiting... Site will soon go under maintenance

Why cletu go open eye go pay for 2nd hand abi na 4th hand nake i call am...Cletus must be a mutulla and dtz why dt family scammed him.

See list even if na girl in her twenties, person no go shout?

This one is strong. Very spiritual.

What is all these? Iraanu

rattlesnake:
Baba said someone should shout
"My case is different" in
2017 I SHALL NOT DIE!!!!!! In Jesus name.

May they RIP

Rattlesnake, be like say na you sting the pple to death bah? No death was recorded, only injuries, okay?

Nigeria Police? You carry case involving white men go meet Nigeria Police? You Bleep up.

Yoh shld knw ur pple better na.....

Now you know, policr isnt really ur friend.

Hypocrites

If person do blood money succesfully, shey efcc geh right to investigate am?

That head strong....Not forgetting Buhari either.

Ku aye..

Queen?

Arrested? That's absurd. Why will a pastor want him arrested...Shldn't he leave them to God.

Religion is becoming something else these days. If that story was true

These Governors and their mouths...Aregbe and ajimobi should point out any of their own children who left his/her certificate in the wardrope and is farming.

They ll come on air when they are short of ideas, telling youths to go and farm.

If that ajimobi's daughter farms, i will go and farm too.

Nonsense

dokiOloye:
Odenni,watch Ur written English first

Why are you bothered about his english? Did you not not see his username?

Check it out.

SAVEDBABA:
interesting
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wow......FtC for the first,since i joined nairaland in 2013,i just dedicate this achievement to my girlfriend because,she was the last person i spoke before i came on nairaland and made ftc....i guess this is a sign from God.....*smiles*.....more ftc to my finger......Amin

Lol, look @ this nigga..So, you ve never come on nairaland after speaking to ur girlfriend since 1901 making you the FTC...only today.

Indeed, its a sign

Father, booda Isiaka talks anyhow.

Booda Isiaka born daughter wey get bad mouth lyk him

Daughter too talks anyhow in a matter that does not concern her...

Booda Isiaka's DNA is diagnosed of Organisms with uncouth mouth.

You are not in the School's governing council, not a lecturer, not a Non academic staff, neither do you have a stake in LAUTECH, yet, you do ur mouth like ur father's own to ridicule ursef.

Shame on you and ur corrupt father