₦airaland Forum

So, coz MMM do you bad now, una suddenly develop church mind....talking as if una no enjoy am together when una bank alerts dey sound pekem.

We warned you, you said which one be our own. We no do, we dey yab those wey do....why d lamentation now.

And d member wey want mk MMM announce am to them in black n white that e don crash, keep watching CNN, Mavrodi don pay for the announcement.

Yeye pple. Una cursses no fit catch naadaaa.

Next........Bitcoin

I am not understanding ooo.....seated beside you, poking you, ko ye mi

Whareva.....sex videos full everywhere....

Hold on commandant, how does that sound in your ears.

Nigeria is so so bleeped...Unemployed buying jobs from the government. O su wa oo

Yet, we fighting corruption.

Buhari should say Hi on snapchat na...

KingRex1:
You're lost.. Forgerrit

Thankful I found you though...

KingRex1:
Doesn't make sense.. What exactly do they wanna achieve?

What doesnt make sense is a Nigerian who talks against the acts of the Nigerian government and does nothing.

At least, they have a voice and they are making it loud.

As par what what they aim to achieve? Obvious you re not up to speed

Loll....What if a Rotweiller gives him a hot chase...How is he going to run with that thing...

I gues he will use it s his third leg.

Which kind hausa medicine he go use sef

Lol, even APC's broom has emanciated,

Courtesy of Buhari.

The broom reflects buhari's govt, reflects the hunger in the land.....and that is d same broom the APC will take across Nigeria to campaign again?

Chai

madridguy:
For selfie as you can see

Chai, see how u finish person husband....Know that in all that you do, there is God.

Bad belle

Nigeria, rolling on one spot.

Action film

That jammeh guy is nuts. His head don knack ground b4.

Ori e ti gbale ri

onyeezeigbo:
goodluck Jonathan is taking Nigeria far

y dem no come wear shoe?

You dey wear shoe inside your house?

Coz as Nigerians, we don't like sitting down on a Looooongggg thing.

Hp that answered ur question.

We need Donald Trump!

Did i say rubbish

Tell the man say I no doubt am.

Trump's father's olosho gave birth to him.

Wait oo, i dont get.

Banks suffering from liquidity and sacking at mass. Stanbic be looking for private what did they call it?

Private banker kor Public banker ni...Which one b private banker again....Chai, Nigerian youths don suffer.

See ao dem dey play with ur minds and head...

Apply oooo. B4 closing date too

Who you epp?

I need like N10m to stock and start biz. Who you epp?

This country Sucks!

Okay, let us settle the fight.

Mercyaigbe should tell us the fashion designer or tailor who sowed that one she's wearing...abi na konga or jumia sell am to her?

Plz, stop this inquiry of a thing.

What has all the inquiries they ve bin doing since the birth of my Lord Jesus Christ done to improve anything in this country?

Inquiries, National conference, comitteees upon committees, plenaries, all na to syphon money.....

Now, all the billions of dollars invested into electricity generation still screwing us up at 0MW....

What more inquiry do you need, Mr.

You ve bin told, gas pipelined bombed, debts hanging on generation companies etc yet u asking for an inquiry?

You must be a polithiefcian too, if i look closely, no offence meant.

Aunty kemi don play Mortal Kombat 4 b4 oo.

Na fatality she give dz geh n hubby oo.

Buh, aunty suppose marry donald trump

That was when God finished with his project....

Buhari wey dey give common homework dey go rest when he never answer common question number 1.

He shld enjoy his vac though.

Na our way for Naija

We warned y'all, didn't we?

Y'all said our mouths stink. Who's depressed now?

Ntorrrr!!!

Don't worry, Just like Jesus rose from the dead, MMM wil rise on the, shld i say 3rd day now?
Hmm mmmm

Ioannes:
Nigeria can never make any meaningful progress in a democracy. Mark my words.

Will the National Assembly make an inquiry into this? Doubtful.

They are busy fighting among themselves why the president sent troops to the Gambia without their approval.

They all have automated generating plants in their residences so, no harm no foul.

Inquiry for what again na? Mk dey use dt one collect another wads of money for sitting allowance...infact, una ni knw wetin dey do una for this country, aswear...

Looting and looting is part of our democratic culture. Everyone sabotaging the others' effort to improve the country.

If buhari no cause dollar to hike, militants go blow pipeline, boko go bomb market mosque, kidnappers go do hin own, one Lai mohammed will try to tk cover for fighter jet mistakenly bombing idp...totally an insane country.

Imagine Lai Mohammed saying its d wrong or faulty war equipments Jona bought dt caused bombing the wrong place...can you even dig dt?

WhO do these old men think they talk to? Dull brains like theirz?

Buhari too ruined the country more than he met it...the country virtually has no Head.

Citizens just living

All this do or die babe, i reject you in Jesus name, Amen.

Dangerous!

Trance wetin?

For 8 minutes, dt guy with hin rock don enter bondage be that...guy is taken to the oda realm where they coect his akamu and mayb all or part of hz glory.

Plz, lets know what happens to the lives of those men afterwards.

This one is spiritual.

T.B Joshua calling

jesfrosh:
every spirit of prick in my life





DIEEEEEEE

Dieeeee ke?

You no like ursef ooo. God gave it to you as a multi-purpose tool, you say mk d spirit of prick die? I no pity you nd ur wife

Grandma was fucking stingy

As stingy as buhari...

A hot female as my roommate ?

Na homezone chick be that and jealousy go dey on Overdrive.

Girlfriend for same compound sef na one hell of a tingy talkless same room. The devil will definitly use your prick or you use it urself