₦airaland Forum

Wife, you need a touch of God.

You see your period twice in 5 months? You need deliverance.

ramdris:
May He regain his glory...I just love hardworking peeps....

What do ya mean? Who told you he lost his glory?

Girls and their behinds these days....

Their bumbum is their strongpoint nowadays...and guys brains be setting n resetting over d ukwu.

Haaa, that reminds me when i worked with a confectionery factory belonging to Indians...they are assholes, trust me. I really looked into their faces, like wtf..if not that my country has no government, will you be trying all these shit.

They flout labour laws like who's gonna penalize them and the HR heads too be afraid of them like they are some cow or snake gods. Pfffffft.

Lebanese, Chinese, Indians, all in the name of foreign investments make them see themselves as untouchable.

Afterall, your presidents came to our country to beg us to come and invest here kind of feeling.

Screw them

I wonder if Mary, Lazarus sister ever twerked in front of Jesus.

In d name of praising God, u making the mind of brothers-in-the-Lord wander.

The devil is hosting a show, live in churches these days

I hope this relationship wont Freeze at some point too but for now that your MMM is still paying, Congratulations

Cheques? Govt paying with cheque?
Laughable....in this time and age.

Abia civil servants shld ve known they were about to be scammed.

This country is so hilarious.

Guy, that's your own share of the National cake.

Just enjoy.

What is wrong with you people in Nigeria?

Scratch that...Impeach buhari or Buhari shld resign.

What is the begging for? Like he owns your lives? Screw that.

When i expect Nigerians to stand up against someone or something, that is when they act like pussies.

See Korea.
We don't help ourselves at all.

But if na guy jilt lady like this, lady go dey curse with all the parts of her body. Dey go babalawo place to hurt the guy..

Just move on if you disappointed....will be hard but you ve to. Simple

FlawlesRebirth02:
WHAT WAS HIS REPLY?


ABEG I CANNOR COMMAN GO AND BE WATCH THAT VIDEO....

Man says we need prophecy in the songs
Dbanj replied: You need to get a Prophet

Donald Duke's Batman style Motor-bike is awesome

Una no get farm produce? Which one be indomie na

Na only Obj carry made in Nigeria....the rest carry imported

This one na #pepsiTurnuptoTurndown

Rip to the gone

God's will be done!

Destiny destroyers. Just about when he is about to blow big time

No room for padding....buhari

Me: yinmu

This eedris wan collect curse from ebora owu oo. Na jeje trouble sitdown nw oo.

More data, fine. But i ve to hang my phone like i dey do mannequin challenge to get signals for data....Network coverage not too good around bwari -Fct

Bob shld kip risking his anus, hin eye go soon clear.

Then, he will ve no choice to join deeper life

tosyne2much:
And you're happy to admit that you're a fuccck boy?

We, boys are Bleep boizzzz....whether it happens with ur gf or some random chick.. We are variably and invariably Fucck Boizzzz

4. Awa niyen Fucck boiz

Kini big deal... Merry xmas corpers

Dont give up na....January is just 2 weeks away. MMM xmas- new year holiday will soon be over..

Go and be dancing sekem and pick a new wedding date

Your 50% will hit ur account sOON

Hunter becomes hunted......baaraawooo,

Uberfact....Everyone is liable to steal...As long as you are human especially in Nigeria.

Efcc kor, Icpc ni...

If u do introduction pere, you are dead, bruh

Their flying molues sef.....shey dah one na plane.

BRT buses better pass their molue planes.

Some pple has successfully gotten off the hands of the law in the US. Weapons used to commit a crime carefully concealed in a car and shipped off to Naija.

They can never be traced

If you ve a court case, come to Nairaland.

Judges with different verdicts.

What if it was just a photo shoot

This must ve happened in Kenya, i'm sure

MMM people ears don dey stretch.....dey no dey take ear hear money....their ears don stretch like rabbit own

If only air travel can be cheaper..... E for better.