₦airaland Forum

This is the best time to have a wedding.
No forming, just you and your spouse.
No need to spend money you don't have on a one day event.

Weak a$$ virus. We go survive am.

Money for where. No even put mind for that money. Nigeria always has a way to disappoint

Na one girl for my area, that day i gather ginger when i see her dey pass. After all the grammatical love wey i pour for her head. I ask the girl for her number. The girl say she no get phone. I ask her who phone dey her hand, say na her aunty own.

Later that week, i saw her with this rugged guy for my area. I just commot cap for that matter.

Things like that actually made me handle rejection better.

This guy is on point

Aammee77:
Igalo be wise.
Three weeks goal drought for United can turn you from hero to vallian

I swear
Make him collect the money, at least him don fufill him dream to play for man utd.

las las be like say hunger go kill more people than corona if this stay at home curfew occurs.
Many Nigerians live from their day to day hustlings with little to no savings.
This too shall pass.

Ngo24:
He is not the friendly type, he treat outside better and his children that aside , he can sleep with anything under skirt, aged and under age to the point of harassing my close friend.....
He also accused me of seducing his friend some years ago even when I never knew what they call boyfriend.
Before I left his place he had actually sent me packing twice and the third time, because i asked him why he treat his children badly, that I'm always scared when he is around, that instead of that he should let me know if he don't want me to stay with him,that despite all his attitude I stayed even when the rest ran away. So, he sent me packing. I'm 26years old now, I have a child but he is not aware of it

Your father doesn't sound like a nice person.
The guy no send you.
What use is telling him you have a child when he will not care.
Just forgive that man, get peace in your heart and move on. You'll need it.

305 with this grammer?
How you carry take pass English?

Anyhow, medicine na tough course to get, na who you know or money wey you get or else, las las na public health dem go settle you with.

Ladylite:
Here is what you need
1) a strong spiritualist 2) an ever optimistic girlfriend who is a real keeper with an hourglass body 3) a change of environment
These three will put your life back on track

What he needs is money. Money dey cure depression

Not to be shallow but na uniform work be this. I don't know how they want things to occur. Let them go and see soldiers recruitment.

This ones look like OSUSTECH students.


Una never see anything.

BonPatrick:
I later found out that she is married with 3 kids and her husband is making life uncomfortable with her.

How is her husband making life uncomfortable for her? The woman is playing you and is a cheat

Please how do I end the relationship without hurting her?

Ghosting.
You met on facebook. Don't log into facebook for a week then ghost her
.

Wisiwealth:
And one of them ask if i was truly 21 because the dick the saw is the one of a matured man. After that na so the ask me for sex secretly enticing me with cash above my salary. My dick don put me for whahala. Guys how can i control my dick to avoid erection every time.

... in your dreams.
Stop advertising yourself here and go to coderunz.

It means you can't keep a secret.
I had a loud friend, i had to learn the hard way not to tell him anything that might make me vulnerable.
He was an alright guy but couldn't stop talking even if his life depended on it.

You cannot change your husband.
You can either put up with him and probably sacrifice your peace and health(STDs) or you can step out of your comfort zone and leave him.

InDistress:
I'm tired of this man, whenever I see him I start feeling murderous. But I do not want another person raising my kids. I feel terribly sad.

No go murder person pikin and spend your life in jail. I hear that's the trend now.

It's better to leave than do something you will regret.

Craigbrown4076:
I still believe OGS isn't the man for united.
Despite this recent form of late. Mans lacks tactical adeptness.

I would prefer Allegri though.

Which Allegri? Allegri should go and sit down.
That's is how man utd went and brought Mourinho and he wanted to send us to the championship.
OGS is doing a good job. Sorry for anybody who can't see.

Quality20:
Hello guys here. Just wish to know the position of the law if an 88 yr old ancestor from the south east who is either a xtian, polytheist or idolater decides to marry a secondary sch student as young as 18 yr old? Will he be stopped or what? Thanks

As long as she consents to the Union, their is nothing the law can do.
At 18 she's already an adult.

Gerrard59:
@Topic: Coming from a Manchester United coach, I'm not surprised.

Journalists baited him with the question, what would you have had him say?

This guy forget say na women get America. If them commot for you, your own na jogo.
He did the crime, now it's time for the time.

People that think BDSM and that Fifty shades of grey stuff is romantic.

You should enter here and get sense.

i remember when i was in school, there was this church close to our house that liked doing night vigils and will point the microphone straight to our house. The microphone was so loud it could wake the dead up.

Frustrating times, naxo person no go sleep that night. And you couldn't tell them because of the stigma.

calabardick:
MKPO MKPA IDEM

At the Police Station, the Boy is said to have confessed beheading the Woman in the farm because he was paid a hundred and fifty(150,000) thousand Naira only, by a Prophetess to do so..

Prophetess told him to do so.
So many fake men/women of God.
I pity those who still listen to their pastors instead of listening to the Bible

see as you dey roast am, this economy bad gan.


That is why i love windows covered with mosquito nets. It doesn't just stop mosquitoes but other unwanted Animals.
Sha, thank God for your life.

CharlesJok3r:
Damn! No 4G on this thing... Nokia didn't try at all.

4G for 18k?
Nokia try with this phone, considering their phones are usually expensive.
I no think say any 18k phone get 4G

I think bigger scorpions have less toxic poison.
Na the small ones dey wicked.

During NYSC camp, a scorpion bit my friend. The only thing the clinic gave him was panadol.
The guy survived.

That Missy Elliot line make sense.
It means her ass is the bomb,
Comparing her ass to a Grenade, you remove the pin and it goes boom.

Op, remove Coldplay and Missy Elliot. Just add Rema on that list.

Let me stay in one corner and start laughing at Chelsea.


Bayern Munich go take Viagra on top Chelsea matter today.

dangotesmummy:
this is where her parents failed.this is when the parents should have taught her about not going to any man's house you don't know and even if you do refrain your steps from his house
Raapists is not written on any man's head but when you see him as one, you keep your legs away from his house .

Unfortunately the girl is needed up for life.theres no how she can forget this incident or come out of the trauma

Seriously, i wonder what happened to stranger danger.

Mrshape:
and tidalstorm
the solution is
there is no solution because since x and y are integers
2x will always be even and 4y will always be even
the sum of two even will always be even
so the solution does not exist.
that was the experience I wanted to share

I get it,
There needs to be a difference between an odd number and an even number to get 15. Multiples of 2 and 4 are even numbers.
Nice