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Properties / Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by tiffanyfan(f): 11:27pm On Nov 26, 2020
sugarbeesmith:
hmmm�


Na so
Properties / Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by tiffanyfan(f): 7:40pm On Nov 25, 2020
Rextizzle:
Oh u finally changed Ur profile pic, see as u fuglyy die cheesy

anyways let's meet so that I go reason you something grin



We Don startttttt

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Literature / Re: Ghost Run! by tiffanyfan(f): 7:37pm On Nov 25, 2020
ebenezer202l:
are you a writer?
anyway can we communicate via mails?



Sort of....but no time for now, my hands are full. Let's talk from June next year.
Properties / Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by tiffanyfan(f): 3:48pm On Nov 25, 2020
Greystone:


So if Nepa takes light, u all sit in darkness?

Or did ur landlord provide Mikano gen for the compound?


We all stay in darkness ni o... he said it's dangerous. Thank God I'm out of that house. Very wicked landlord

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Properties / Re: What Is The Weirdest Rule A Landlady/Landlord Has Ever Given You? by tiffanyfan(f): 2:48pm On Nov 25, 2020
He said gen is not allowed in his house, and no one dares to flout that rule.

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Phones / Re: . by tiffanyfan(f): 11:16pm On Nov 23, 2020
Adeyeye09:
Phone is in excellent condition. Tho screen was replaced due to crack. Everything else is perfect.
65k firm
08169460334
Location: Alimosho



Still available ?
Literature / Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by tiffanyfan(f): 3:34pm On Nov 23, 2020
TheBlessedMAN:
21. THE DOG ATTENDANT BY DAROUS EMMANUEL.


The sounds coming from my surroundings begin to subside with each moment that passed as i feel myself being wheeled for about 5minutes until they stopped totally.

The weird thing that makes this whole thing more baffling and thought provoking for me is the unquestionable fact that, i could hear, i could sense faintly everything going on around me but i cant talk or see. I cant even think of anything, it was as if a larger part of my brain was dead or paralysed. I dont even know maybe my eyes were open or not at that very moment

During those weird periods, the events of my life begin to play before my very eyes. We can call that act from my brain as the last kicks of a dying horse. How i became this vulnerable to be used by anyone who feels i have wronged them in one way or the other is one of the main reasons why this was so painful to bear.

Only God knows what is happening to my life, only him can explain the reason why he choose to allow all these ugly occurences to keep on happening in my life. The son of thunder have really suffered in this world.

Going back to the gene(sis) or gene(bro) of my troubles, it all started in my attempt to get myself out of poverty, and in doing so, i slipped into something far more uncomfortable than poverty itself.

Tell me, how many times have i been drugged in my life? Three or four? I involuntarily became a regular customer to drugs.

The first time i was drugged was at the hotel where Beatrice and i went after our first meeting. Speaking of Beatrice, its been long since the last time i hear anything concerning her. I think she should still be in prison or in one godforsaken place sha. Thats that on that.

Chioma was the one who helped Adedoyin to drug me back then which automatically made Beatrice to become my sworn enemy. And again, speaking about Chioma, i forgot to tell you that she eventually survived the coma, but the bullet was still logged inside her spinal cord which have ultimately rendered her paralysed for life.

I dont know maybe to be happy with that but if you ask me, i will tell you Chioma deserved what she got. For all the pains she has brought to my life, she deserves far worse. Remember she had a hand in the death of Adedoyin and a whole lot of conspiracies that affected my life, so before you judge me for feeling happy about her condition, you should first ask that light-skinned bi*ch if her hand is ever clean.

The three good things that ever came out of my whole life dramas are the appearance of Therapist Sarah in my life, the birth of my Child and the undying love of Joke.

Oh, speaking about Joke, i must tell you that, during the last two weeks of my stay in prison before this incident happened, she paid me a visit and during our discussion, she promised me that she will never marry another man. She promised she will wait for me till i'm out of prison. And when i asked her that same question that's presently running through your mind, she said she can't stand the thought of another man taking my place in her heart. Well, time will tell if thats true.

BACK TO PRESENT.


Suddenly, the wheel movement came to a stop shortly before i feel myself being lifted inside a place that felt like a container but somehow cold.

Shortly afterwards, i begin to hear two arguing voices coming from the surroundings. One of the voice sounds familiar though but i can't quite point my finger at the exact owner of it.

"you just stick to the story, he was trying to run away from custody and thats why he was gunned down."

"what if they now demand to carry out an autopsy?"

"you dont worry about that one. I already arrange everything. There will be no autopsy...."

"how can you be sure? What about his relatives? Wont.."

"i say you should not worry about it. This is not the first time i'm doing this...and it wont be my last..."

"but once we are done with this, i think we are even..., i dont want to see you on my door step ever again!"

"you wouldn't have a doorstep if it weren't for me you idiot,...."

"thats past tense...."

"will you shut the hell up?"

"make me"

"Dont you know he can hear us? Listen, this task is just what it is....it involves a lot of money and i cant let it slip away just like that. I need this money...."

"so you are telling me all this is for money? Nearly killing someone and injecting him with a coma inducing drug? A drug strong enough to turn him to a vegetable?...ooosh, i hate my role in this....i hate the fact that i helped you accomplish this evil mission.....but don't worry, we are even once we are done here....."

"no, i will let you know when we are even....lets just get this done and dusted once and for all, time has passed for hand wriggling. Lets hope we are not too late gan self, we have wasted a lot of time talking nonsense..."


"you are a poison"

"you bet."

"are we too late for the antidote?"


Nice as usual.... but baba it's too short na

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by tiffanyfan(f): 9:15am On Nov 12, 2020
TheBlessedMAN:
thanks honey... I'm back


Sango don release you....opeee oooo
Literature / Re: Ghost Run! by tiffanyfan(f): 10:11pm On Nov 05, 2020
I've been reading your story on the low, I love the storyline, its inspiring .
Literature / Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by tiffanyfan(f): 8:47pm On Nov 03, 2020
suraaj:
heard that he was among the casualties at Lekki tollgate,the dude just die with his cool story,RIP.



Who is this monkey?.....stray bullet will soon pass through your head too.

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Romance / Re: Moving On Is Hard by tiffanyfan(f): 9:17pm On Oct 31, 2020
CoderX:


Yan yan yan... Are u above 20 yrs? undecided

You are a small girl my dear. They sent you to school to learn, not to follow a boy. After all the lovey lovey, what next, isn't it premarital sex?

What an elder sees sitting down, a child cannot see even if he climbs the iroko tree.




Why do you think that a 20yrs old will still be in school?... Lets be guided pls....infact some of us are more sensible than some
Romance / Re: AM I REALLY ASKING FOR TOO MUCH? by tiffanyfan(f): 5:37pm On Oct 30, 2020
That your girl will not leave the father o....but you can stay if you don't mind.

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Romance / Re: What Is That Thing That No Amount Of Peer Pressure Would Make You Do? by tiffanyfan(f): 2:27pm On Oct 26, 2020
Abouwaza:
I don't even know
because I feel like I'm the peer pressure myself
haha

nah we be those kids wey your mama go warn you say she no wan see with you again


So you don teach all your friend how to smoke weed !!!!!!!
Romance / Re: Signs He Is Catching Feelings For You And Falling Hard by tiffanyfan(f): 1:01pm On Oct 24, 2020
Most Nigerians guys are too self-centred to fully love.
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by tiffanyfan(f): 12:27pm On Oct 22, 2020
TheBlessedMAN:
thought i cud just sneak in here without getting caught, but hey!, officer, i'm not a yahoo boy. I'm just looking 4 money to buy a concrete made placard so i can deliver a heavy message in this #ENDSARS/SWAT times of ours. Hope i'm free to go without u extorting me out of my hard earned laptop-less money?



Runaway soldier.....we must catch you one day

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Romance / Re: Be Completely Honest. What's Hard About Dating You by tiffanyfan(f): 11:59pm On Oct 02, 2020
I'm very very stubborn, and I love attention die

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Romance / Re: Do You Still Remember The First Person That Insulted You On Nairaland? by tiffanyfan(f): 1:34pm On Oct 01, 2020
Rextizzle:
This girl, don't you get tired of your troubles?

btw, have you considered my offer


Who get your time ?
Romance / Re: Do You Still Remember The First Person That Insulted You On Nairaland? by tiffanyfan(f): 4:46am On Oct 01, 2020
Rextizzle.....the first and last person. He cums on insulting me.. Watch out he is coming out in full for this comment.
Literature / Re: "Ocean Of Secrets" A Story By Millieademi by tiffanyfan(f): 6:15pm On Aug 04, 2020
I've been following this wonderfull story bumper to bumper....I just know that Tinu is not dead, she cannot be dead, she can't just die like that. Millie you are doing super great girl...love youuuu

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Literature / Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by tiffanyfan(f): 8:54am On Jul 01, 2020
deewhydoski:
Pls Tiffany don't update for blessedman, let him do it by himself. Anytime he is less busy he should update by himself, we are not in a rush, we can wait.


Hello sir, how far with the waiting for blessedman? ..... We are all gonna wait for a very long time because of your over sabi.

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Romance / Re: Sexual Mistakes Women Make In Bed by tiffanyfan(f): 5:28pm On Jun 28, 2020
wonder233:
You don't understand. Making sound is not what determines whether the sex was great or not. Some very great sex could still be enjoyed silently if that's how the person naturally enjoys it



What kind of sex is that...biko

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Romance / Re: Sexual Mistakes Women Make In Bed by tiffanyfan(f): 4:22pm On Jun 28, 2020
bukatyne:


@Bold,

What is talking dirty in that?


You don't have to use that, you can come up with urs

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Romance / Re: Sexual Mistakes Women Make In Bed by tiffanyfan(f): 12:37pm On Jun 28, 2020
wonder233:
I disagree with number 2. It isn't a must for a woman to scream or talk dirty - You can if the sex actually makes you to and not because you think you have to. One of the greatest turn offs for men is fake moans. Women think they have to massage men's ego by screaming, that is a misconception.


Even when the sex is great many will still prefer to stay mute

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Romance / Re: Sexual Mistakes Women Make In Bed by tiffanyfan(f): 11:34am On Jun 28, 2020
Rextizzle:
Shut up there!


I know that trolling me is the only thing that gives you orgasm...so enjoy your 1min ejaculation on my moniker.

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Romance / Re: Sexual Mistakes Women Make In Bed by tiffanyfan(f): 4:15am On Jun 28, 2020
femmoy:


dont u sleep?


And you are sleeping..right ?

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Romance / Re: Sexual Mistakes Women Make In Bed by tiffanyfan(f): 3:53am On Jun 28, 2020
cenaman:
Who wife EPP? the koko na to change girls trice a DAY.......


And treat STD weekly

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Romance / Re: Sexual Mistakes Women Make In Bed by tiffanyfan(f): 8:56pm On Jun 27, 2020
paulolee:
nice....wud show my berry



Yes....all females should see this
Romance / Re: Sexual Mistakes Women Make In Bed by tiffanyfan(f): 8:55pm On Jun 27, 2020
TheBlessedMAN:
Explicitly counselling the lingerie genders. She doesn't give advise often but when she says to jump, i suggest u ask, "how high"



Very high my love
Romance / Sexual Mistakes Women Make In Bed by tiffanyfan(f): 6:22pm On Jun 27, 2020
As women we make some mistakes with our men...get a chair and popcorn and enjoy...

1 SHYNESS

Most women are just to shy to the extent of finding it difficult to UnCloth in front of their hubby.

They will only like to make love at night without light.
Some women have not seen the size of their hubby's dick They only feel it..Hubby will bring out his jakaman(dick)nd a wife will shout��"please cover than thing"
My sister wake up

Praise that thing��(baby this your machine chai�)
Let him know he is doing a good job
It makes men feel good�

Give him breast to suckered when he is reading newspaper or pressing phone

Open his boxer unexpectedly nd touch your boy
Grab his buttocks unexpectedly Nd run away
Use your leg to enter his boxer while watching TV it makes men feel good

2 )TO BE SILENT

Don't be a mute wife on bed...
Freely express urself. You will achieve this when u are not shy.Dont just lay on the bed like a dead wood,it makes him think he is not digging deep.

Talk dirty nd moan it will aid him to pump well it will also make u reach orgasm (that moment when he go be like say the tin climb your head)

Talk dirty like (baby hit it harder
it also all yours babe
Am feeling it
Oh my gosh
I love diz)

3) NO ATTEMPT TO INITIATE SEX

Why is it that most woman always ask hubby 4 money but finds it difficult to ask 4 this sweet tin called SEX.
Tell your man that u wanna ride him tonight or u need to be screwed.

You can have a coded slang 4 it..Grab his dick nd whisper to him like
"Oh sweet I want u inside me"...

U want your man to lick your plate 4 u but u can't keep it clean it's an ERROR A BIG SLAP TO WOMANHOOD.

Our V has a special scent that a man can scent and the eyes of his dick will open nd start crying. . But when he enters there nd perceive scent he will never lick again�

Your hubby can Bleep u with tongue if that place is neat
Keep that place very neat and clean
Shave off bushy hair
Treat and prevent infection
Eat good food nd fruit
Above all stay healthy

If you feeling me biko give me high FIVE �
HAPPY WEEKEND LOVELIES

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Family / Re: The Biggest Mistake In Marriage Right Now For A Guy by tiffanyfan(f): 6:32pm On May 21, 2020
Ryan03:
ouch! That hurts embarassed who is your fellow girl?



Shift go front biko
Family / Re: The Biggest Mistake In Marriage Right Now For A Guy by tiffanyfan(f): 1:58pm On May 21, 2020
Ryan03:
i thought you will be smart enough to ask why you will be beaten for your comment, but nah, its just another one



Another what?.....I thought the Ryan is a guy and madam pls I don't fight my fellow girls, so lets just close this.

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