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Literature / Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by tiffanyfan(f): 12:16pm On Nov 02, 2019
Gvnl:
I am yet to understand o
How many persons are writing this story??
Coz I am seeing Tiffany and Blessedman



The story is for blessedman as you know, he asked me to help with the update because he has been very busy...but because of some ungrateful elements here, he has to update it himself again. WE ARE SORRY FOR THE TWO SAME UPDATES

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Literature / Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by tiffanyfan(f): 11:26am On Nov 02, 2019
Adesina12:

Lawiz did I hear you say BAD?
This is worst post ever and what kind tiffanyfan be this self.
Your representation here for the first time make me aborted my pregnancy
TBM no popcorn for you...I am still in labor room
Sweet popcorn for the readers of premature post by tiffanyfan


Post yours let's see...SPOILER

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Literature / Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by tiffanyfan(f): 6:51am On Nov 02, 2019
19. THE DOG ATTENDANT. [T.D.A] by Darousmart Emmanuel.


The rays of light (that my inmates gave me) and hope of getting out of the impending storm and whirlwind that was cutting through the gloomy weather is now suddenly facing a threat from my own son. My own child.

Someone once said "one of the truest test of integrity is it's blunt refusal to be compromised." Moreover, this statement can be Super-gluely, or Altheco-ly or Chemmer-ly attributed to the commissioner of Police - who has been rigidly adamant in his decision to make sure he doesn't let the pressure Lewis was giving him to have any sentimental influence on his position with the situation on ground.

Well, maybe the grammars in the above statement is uncorrelating with the explanation I'm trying to give you, so let me make it simple. What I'm trying to tell you in simpler words is that,, it's safe to say that the C.P have also tried his best to not succumb to the intimidating pressure being mounted upon him countlessly by my friend-turn nemesis in the name of Lewis. I think you can get me now.
It's quite unfortunate though, that when I was starting to feel like I'm getting free, this Lewis just can't stop being a pain in the arse, as his BBC just have to choose the wrongest of time to investigate a Sex_for_Marks scandal in my already scandalous life. It's a sorry case.
Well, let me just continue jare.

The Chief warden himself was already feeling uncomfortable in his chair at the very moment my son mumbled something to the C.P. The fear of getting caught in the crossfire and the threat it poses to his job is already getting some premature sweats out on his forehead. I could see his early-fifties face filled with horror the moment Lewis brought that idea of using my son as case settler up earlier.

Mind you, the Chief warden was merely acting on what his corrupt boys told him happened at the prison the other night. I'm sure he had no hand in my escape and recapturing. He was just counting on the words of his guys and thinking he's on the side of truth, but unfortunately for him, Lewis who appears to be the devil here is the only one on that side. The rest of us are just counting on that legendary man called LIE, to for once, in his immortality life, try and conquer his oldest adversary known as Mr Truth.

Lewis on the other hand was just beaming with smile and confidence like someone that just bought an immortality drug. He believed his plans and efforts was about to yield the necessary result to earn him the cutoff mark that will finally get him his long awaited admission into Joke's University.

Hmmm.. I'm rambling too much. Let's just continue.
Over to you Chris, just blow the trumpet so that rapture can take place and I will know my fate.

The boy mouthed some words incoherently as if he was afraid and that got the C.P to calm him down by placing his large arm on his young shoulder, thus bringing the boy closer to himself.

"Chris, don't be afraid okay? Just tell me what you know and I promise you that no one will hurt you okay? You know you can tell me anything in this place right?" He said to him with a reasurring look and that kind of made the boy calm down a bit. Chris's back was now backing Lewis, while his side was siding me too.

The tension in my body has escalated quickly the moment my son prepared himself to speak out. The only thing standing between me and eternity in jail is this boy called Chris. If he just confirm that he saw me yesterday at my house in Ibadan, then not even the Chief warden will be able to save me. Remember that the CP have warned me before, even before they brought in my inmates, remember that he have already pleaded with me to tell him the truth of which I refuted vehemently. So you can just imagine what the CP will do to me once he finds out that I've been lying all along.

I begin to think of ways to get myself out of this mess but couldn't even get my mind to settle talkless of thinking of something. I tried to make contact with my son's face but even if I tried that, there's every chance that either the CP or Lewis will catch me doing that.

"Talk to me boy.. don't be scared...." The CP's voice cut across the room again as my heartbeat continue to increase with rapid abandon.

I quickly turn my back towards where the boy was standing as my ears strained anxiously to hear the worst.

"I saw......" The boy was still saying when the Chief warden suddenly cuts in.

"Ermmm....I'm sorry sir..." He said with a pleading tone. And that got the attention of the C.P away from the boy. I turned around to see for myself.

"Yes...what is it?" He queried with a frank face, evidently trying to hide the frustration in him.

"I'm confused here sir,"

"How? The C.P rasped out.

"Sir, I don't know why we are still on this issue sir."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"What I mean sir is that, sir, With all the evidences gathered so far and the investigations from your office and mine sir, I don't think we should still be wasting our time on this issue. Furthermore...."

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Literature / Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by tiffanyfan(f): 10:01pm On Nov 01, 2019
The update is coming up shortly. Darous is not available now..he is very busy so he gave me to update for him ....let's arrange our popcorn and soda for the show

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Romance / Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by tiffanyfan(f): 6:02pm On Oct 28, 2019
tosinhtml:


The " D " has sugary taste too though and I'm sure you like that one.



I don't know what you are talking about sir
Romance / Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by tiffanyfan(f): 2:57pm On Oct 28, 2019
tosinhtml:


In your mind now

I really don't like it because it has sugary taste
Romance / Re: No Woman Has Ever Passed My Wife Material Test - Bachelor Cries Out by tiffanyfan(f): 2:50pm On Oct 28, 2019
Even if I fry 100 plantain sef I won't taste one, because I don't like eating it. Mind you...this small girl is not available o
Romance / Re: What Is The Most Stupid Thing You've Ever Done Because Of Love? by tiffanyfan(f): 11:40pm On Oct 23, 2019
Lalas247:

Respect grin


Na so sis
Romance / Re: What Is The Most Stupid Thing You've Ever Done Because Of Love? by tiffanyfan(f): 4:49pm On Oct 22, 2019
Singingbae:

Okay, can I pm you

No
Romance / Re: What Is The Most Stupid Thing You've Ever Done Because Of Love? by tiffanyfan(f): 11:58am On Oct 22, 2019
Singingbae:

You look familiar. You stay in Lagos



No
Romance / Re: What Is The Most Stupid Thing You've Ever Done Because Of Love? by tiffanyfan(f): 8:34am On Oct 22, 2019
Kingrexyl:
Sorry! who are you? cause the last time I checked I don't know you and don't know you exist too?


Good...so shift go drink sniper

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Romance / Re: What Is The Most Stupid Thing You've Ever Done Because Of Love? by tiffanyfan(f): 8:29am On Oct 22, 2019
Kingrexyl:
Don't mind the dumb asshole called tiffanyfan or tiffany bitch, Nigeria girls are born to pretend, fvcking hypocrites!!!



When will you grow up sef... I know you won't rest on top my matter all week...smh
Romance / Re: What Is The Most Stupid Thing You've Ever Done Because Of Love? by tiffanyfan(f): 8:27am On Oct 22, 2019
Kingrexyl:
Who's that? I can see you are reasoning with your clitoris if I ever get hold of you I won't show you mercy, smelling rat.



Odeee ni e

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Romance / Re: What Is The Most Stupid Thing You've Ever Done Because Of Love? by tiffanyfan(f): 7:29am On Oct 22, 2019
Kingrexyl:
Your fada there, bush rat!!!


I said it, I know it's you. Pele go and soak garri with hypo to clean your toxic life.

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Romance / Re: What Is The Most Stupid Thing You've Ever Done Because Of Love? by tiffanyfan(f): 7:22am On Oct 22, 2019
Kingrexyl:
You are stupid, he's damn right.


Who is this frustrated rat....shift go front abegggi


Modified

I just saw ur moniker, shouldn't have replied you because you are one motherfucker with ur other monikers . Sorry sir, enjoy the rest of your day daddy

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Romance / Re: What Is The Most Stupid Thing You've Ever Done Because Of Love? by tiffanyfan(f): 9:10pm On Oct 21, 2019
psychologygh:
ohk,nothing really just wanted to share the general similarities of South Africans and Ghanaians being straight outright about sexuality issues and personal feelings and opinions whilst the holier than thou Nigerians listen in awe buh deep down in action,they are worse off and more extremists and negatively practical with their daring thoughts. All the same,take care and continue sharing your thoughts without fear or favour. That's all what I wanted to say. Carry on.


Sharraaapppp there

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Literature / Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by tiffanyfan(f): 7:19pm On Oct 21, 2019
pablobellins:
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS? @THE BOLDED



Because it will soon drop and when it does, you will have to part with a chilled bottle of water
Literature / Re: The Dog Attendant (T. D. A) [COUNTLESS Part 2]. A story By Darousmart Emmanuel. by tiffanyfan(f): 6:17pm On Oct 20, 2019
KelvinCoaster:
I have lost interest in this story!



Have you ever sit yourself down and ask him if this writers have life outside of Nairaland....let me do the thinking for some of you that is always complaining of late updates, they have life like everyone else. Some of them has a bigger work schedules than some of us, so we should endure to exercise patience with them when clamoring for updates. Darous is a very busy young guy that is struggling to find his feet in Nigeria like most of us, so we should please give him a little more time, the update is almost ready and it will drop very soon.


THEBLESSEDMAN CARES

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Romance / Re: Nairalanders,is This A Wife Material??? by tiffanyfan(f): 10:08am On Sep 08, 2019
boiz2men:


Guy. . I value my money ooo but these hoes call me stingy... I don't give a Bleep




I don't know how guys like calling girls hoes when am very sure they have females around them. Am very sure guys like you are real life pussy lickers
Romance / Re: Is It Possible To Get A Girl On Nairaland And Get Married To Her by tiffanyfan(f): 3:24pm On Aug 26, 2019
Alwaysking:
Stop deceiving yourself, even those girls that sell agbo jedijedi in my street are better than you.



Thank you, go to them and stay off. Pls stay off my mention
Romance / Re: Is It Possible To Get A Girl On Nairaland And Get Married To Her by tiffanyfan(f): 3:21pm On Aug 26, 2019
Alwaysking:
The same smelling sperm that those random guys pour on your face once they cum? Wayward little girl. grin



Ose, atleast its not yours.
Romance / Re: Is It Possible To Get A Girl On Nairaland And Get Married To Her by tiffanyfan(f): 3:15pm On Aug 26, 2019
Alwaysking:
Fish brained girl, i don't expect anything tangible from you. angry



If only whatever you believe in can reset your path to meet my kind of girl, but for where....
Romance / Re: Is It Possible To Get A Girl On Nairaland And Get Married To Her by tiffanyfan(f): 3:11pm On Aug 26, 2019
Alwaysking:
Says a little possessed witch that fvcks random dicks for a living.. cheesy



Good am fvcking those dicks and not yours that produces smelling sperm
Romance / Re: Is It Possible To Get A Girl On Nairaland And Get Married To Her by tiffanyfan(f): 3:08pm On Aug 26, 2019
Alwaysking:
Your types get used and dumped easily, if you think the guy that is fvcking you presently will marry you, you re just wasting your time, you better use the brain that God gave you.




Pele
Romance / Re: Is It Possible To Get A Girl On Nairaland And Get Married To Her by tiffanyfan(f): 1:55pm On Aug 26, 2019
Alwaysking:
Fish brained girl, i don't expect anything tangible from you. angry



I don't have time for low life like you, just shove ur head into ur butt and get off my mention
Romance / Re: Is It Possible To Get A Girl On Nairaland And Get Married To Her by tiffanyfan(f): 12:22pm On Aug 26, 2019
babyfaceafrica:
you are the only one seeing it..kip giving people fake hope



Its not fake hope, remove the log in your eyes and you will see it that we have many cool guys and girls on NL

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Romance / Re: Is It Possible To Get A Girl On Nairaland And Get Married To Her by tiffanyfan(f): 12:19pm On Aug 26, 2019
Alwaysking:
Shut up! what do you know self angry


Because you are alwaysking does not mean you know anything. Anamu sad
Romance / Re: Is It Possible To Get A Girl On Nairaland And Get Married To Her by tiffanyfan(f): 8:41am On Aug 26, 2019
edydamsel:



U got the point




Don't mind them, they like throwing jabbs at ladies here but some of those abusing the ladies are dum..b puna eaters
Romance / Re: Is It Possible To Get A Girl On Nairaland And Get Married To Her by tiffanyfan(f): 8:02am On Aug 26, 2019
Yeah, its very possible, I know of two couples sef, I know a couple that recently got married and another couple that are even expecting a baby soon. So all those that are saying its not possible don't know what they are saying and those that are saying NL babes are bad....you attracts your kind

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Romance / Re: Bbnaija....good Gedoni Is Out, Someone Punny Will Rest by tiffanyfan(f): 8:19pm On Aug 25, 2019
I know Jackky will be out too, if she stays Mike might be kobalise by her
Romance / Re: Bbnaija....good Gedoni Is Out, Someone Punny Will Rest by tiffanyfan(f): 7:53pm On Aug 25, 2019
uchaymart:
Hahahahahaha hahah
Khaffy is no longer a specimen

Praise the loooooord!!!



Yeah
Romance / Bbnaija....good Gedoni Is Out, Someone Punny Will Rest by tiffanyfan(f): 7:45pm On Aug 25, 2019
Gedoni is out, now maybe Kaffy will show us more of what she has up there

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