nazicartel:
that's bad. From investigation, it might be your fault

Thanks investigative journalist

LordsBattleAxe:
you won't forget, but it gets easier with time.

Thanks

nazicartel:
Which of your heartbreaks was the most painful ?

I've had just one...and it's still painful till this moment.

Yes....

We have wonderful people here...and many werey po for here. I also met my bestie for life here who happens to be a guy.

DropsMic:
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Naija girls left the room

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Not all naija girl, I'm a fresh graduate waiting to serve, I sell local ice-cream to school children. I don't want to type my monthly take home but it's not less than 10k daily. Pls stop generalising

MadamVanessa:





She's telling you so that the closeness she has with you should not make you catch feelings or have ulterior motive towards her.

But they won't ever listen until it's too late

IamGreen1:



Hmmmm, this is not your real self. The real you is toxic and have so many negative stuff to say about me. So go back to your default mood in 3... 2... 1 goooooo

This is funny

IamGreen1:
BS! BS!! BS!!!


I'm that woman that is been favoured by God in all areas of my life

I'd my first daughter Nov 18, 2019 (though now an angel)
2nd daughter Nov 19, 2020
Now a son Dec 22, 2021
Yeah, 3 kids back to back like a mother pig which we are proud to be one (in DH voice)

After the birth of my first daughter in 2020, I was to leave for in law house for christening being the first child so I was there for a month but this man didn't let me rest, whenever he came to check on us he'll sha want to do something so we resumed our bedmatic skill 3 weeks into postpartum. Luckily for me he travelled.

Oga returned 2 months after and we started from where we stopped but a week before his arrival I did PF (That 30days oral contraceptive) and I was consistent with it so I thought I was safe.

First month no menses, I went for the second pack I finished that too using it back to back no menses again, so I bought pts all negative but oga kept singing to my hear that his woman is expecting a baby which I blatantly disagreed that it was normal because I'm exclusively breastfeeding my daughter. When I went to health centre for the 3rd time to get the drugs, I explained to them so they did urine test which was negative again but I told advised to suspend the drugs pending when my menses will return but instead na belle o chai, e choke. I told hubby na dance he dey dance while I'd mixd feelings, becos I know D&S was not an option. I told my brother, he told him to be strong for my daughter, hubby and the new baby growing in me becos I so much pity my daughter that I was still exclusively breastfeeding. Mama's my google and instagram searching journey began aggressively. I read alot about Tandem nursing which made me to believe that I can do it with the support of my SO (I can't love this man less). We broke the news to in law on DH birthday, my family and in-law were ready to take her from me in order to eased me of some stress but me na that kind stress I can endure still jesus comes because I don't want to leave my daughter nor stop breastfeeding her even though I was told to stop immediately for some ignorance reasons becos I was reading and seeing otherwise on social media so I follow social media and google. When scan revealed the sex as male come see joyful tears on my man face then it became dawned on me that really need to do it and be strong for this man.


Mamas, I did it, hubby and I did it, the pregnancy journey was over smooth, no morning sickness nor tiredness. I was over strong gan sef except for chronic pelvic pain at first which DH was able to get solution for that by getting more pillows that I put in btw my legs when lying down or sleeping so that relieved me alot. Registered for antenatal at late 2nd trimester, hardly used my drug (only folic acid) I only used it if he put it in my mouth or forced me to.

Delivery
EDD came and gone, nothing yet then anxiety set in more reasons becos all the five flats/families in our compound were all expentant mothers, back to back deliveries every weeks. Mild contractions and back ache going and coming, DH nd I were just hoping for the best and genuinely happy for those that had their babies before ours. On the day of the delivery, I went to shop with the mild contractions but I saw heavy mucus plug before leaving, showed hubby and I left for shop, came back, had my bath, cook, sleep and started rearranging the kitchen till 5:30pm but all this while DH didn't allowed me to rest, kept insisting I should leave home for the hospital but I kept telling him that I was fine, that I still wanted to cook jollof rice and moi-moi. Without minding me, he ordered for a ride, dressed our daughter up in her sleeping suit and insisted I dressed up as well so I rushedly packed few things (hospital bags has been taken to the hospital two weeks earlier) got to the clinic by few minutes past 6pm. The nurse checked how much I've dilated, she screamed immediately she did and shouted that your baby is here but I need strong contractions to be able to push that I should call my husband to start coming which I did. I was induced, omo strong contractions set in, me that was laughing on phone (breastfeeding my daughter too) while talking to hubby come and see fast transformation to loud cry, gave my daughter to the nurse and told her that I needed to used the toilet but she declined but insisted that I wanted to pee so she allowed me to, mama small pee lasan my priceless Crown follow ni o, the nurse quickly put her hand, pushed ones more and baby was out fully, carried my baby while the nurse rushed to bring the cord clip and razor, delivered the placenta, cleaned up, called my husband to tell him. He sha arrived few minutes after. Now I'm mother of DH made twin because I'm still breastfeeding both of them


Mamas, I just want you all to help to give thanks to God for HIS boundless love and mercy HE has been showering on my family. Me that doesn't go to church, nor pray nor fast yet HE favoured me with healthy children and an over caring, understanding and supportive partner (we met on nairaland through pm, 3 yrs counting and forevermore) yet someone here called me a pig and desperado for making her 'brother,' (she's not even proud of her lifestyle, case çlosed) his family and mine happier. May our haters always giving people that love us more reasons to love us more


Mothers help me to describe her in one word (just kidding ni o becos she has never been happy for a whole day hence the reason for her bitterness, hopefully she'll get well soon).


Let me gist you more with pictures


Cc
FlowerGirl040

Omakraid

Rockstar07

zaynie

glimpse

MummyD2020

Wowww....... breastfeeding two babies at the same timeeeee . Superwoman. More something to your something. Ride on baby girl.

Uche1993:




You started saving for more than seven years yet you are still at stage zero lol funny I prayed that you will toil and not see any reward for your suffering this was my Mum’s prayer too for you, but already this is your life, saving for seven years yet nothing to show, you put hand inside Ken farms it crashed, you are really a cursed soul, you better go and apologize to those girls (you know what I am talking about). Bear it in mind that you can never correct a mistake with another mistake, get ready to move in circles for the rest of your life.

Pls my sister, it's okay biko... I'm sure everything will be fine with time, I know it's painful but just overlook what he is doing and pray for strength to carry the baby to term... You will be fine and you will come out of all this stronger

Nemesis0147:
I see no biggie here
Since she wants to have the baby,,,let her keep the child na.
She won’t be the first woman to become a baby mama and definitely won’t be the last.

Make person na trap you with marriage if you aren’t ready.....it is obvious she is not a good girl and there is a chance that her love and care are just pretense to make you do the needful and you were wasting time,,,so she had to do it her own way

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christm386:
U are what u think I am,

U guys are so bitter!, which shows ur life is so miserable u have nothing else to do than to drag front page just to insult someone who is better than u in all ramifications, who know u, when she was fat u guys where always body shaming her, she decided to heed to u guys advice!, then comes this bitterness, go get a fucking life meeen, remember, a quote says, what u think of others is a reflection of what u are, some of u will never be where she in this life, bitter mofos!, u can quote me off course with ur bitterness, I mean I don’t actually care, my energy is too positive that what u sit in ur crooked house to type will never get my attention, Jobless, bitter souls with access to internet, I mean u could have just skipped the post!!!,
U look extremely Good dear, I admire u for ur persistence to change ur life, am not fat but I know the journey was not easy, if it was so many fat people would have taken it, reasonable people knows u look Good, some of this mofos will literally faint if they get to touch her in real life!

Don't mind them.... even one tiny fuckgly rat here sef dey follow talk nonsense. The wicked soul that hold my brother with jazz make he dey babysit all day with her one and half boobs .... wicked souls running mouth like normal people. Being fat is not a disease o.... I am big, bold and beautiful and very proud of it...haters should go and die jareee

Goodmarlian:
A very pretty lady just accepted my proposal lately she is homely and well behaved though it took her quite some time to accept because most guys just want to chop her wares and go but i think i some how passed her test i didnt even know the special thing i did to make her fall.

The problem now is going out with her,this girl is just 22 but if you her backside and hips goshhh! And she is even a giant,yesterday i came to pick her from school so we can go eat omo! all eyes was on us! People just dey ask me where you catch this one? Guy you no fit chop am finish! From campus down to the next street she is used to it but i find it so embarrasing and unconfortable, she wants us to go out tomorrow but i am not just ready for the excess attention.

Try and think of what she herself has been going through because of those unwarranted attentions.

Belusomkins:
Ladies delete two
-Tattoo
-Bra
-Waist Beads
-Money
-Make up

Make up and Bra... I don't fancy makeup and Bea is just too uncomfortable

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The madam na original and baddest of the comrades ... she needs the dissing

Havesomesense:


I will feel alright.

Nothing so special about this wicked world, I am even doing him/her a favour.

Whattttttttttt

Yeah.... True love still exist

Havesomesense:
I got a text from my babe this evening, that she's pregnant, I have no doubt that I am responsible.

I plan to buy abortiion pills tomorrow morning.

Nigeria's economy is very hard to bring in a baby without proper planning.

I'm giving her the abortiion pill tomorrow, so nobody should try to change my mind.

For those of you with abortiion experience kindly advice.

How will you feel knowing you killed your child yourself ?... Pls I need answer to that first

gfon:
lol your bad mouth na final...i pray make ur bro babe see this comment.

She is a nairalander too, so don't worry she will surely see it

SultanOfPuna:
U know those that have that crossed eye. One eye looking left the other eye looking normal.
There is the babe that is soo hot fair good height. Beautiful angel but na her crossed eye mess am up small

Today I jam her alone, we start talking, as I look at her. Her eyes just make it hard for me to look.
She is facing me directly but it looks like her eyes are looking at another person.
I tried to have eye contact with her and the more I stare into her eyes. it looked like my eyes were beginning to cross over to the left.
I don't want to offend her or make her feel bad about her disability She is freaking hot and beautiful. It's just the crossed eyes that is her challenge
When she smiles and flirt with me. I find it hard to look her in the face and reciprocate the love talk to her sensually. U know.
I'm thinking of suggesting her wearing contact lens to fix the crossed eye.
But I no know how she will react and make her feel bad about her disability.

Fine face and everything but you still dey complain of crossed eye..... d one my brother carry get smallie body and short with big head and biggest face I've ever seen on a lady, and come be the original type they call short woman devil......You better sit right or make kuku drop her number here make dem help you

[quote author=Iyaebe post=109461282]My friend came to visit last Sunday and met my cousin brother who came visiting, she asked who he was and I told her then I noticed she steal glances at him at intervals and not fully interested in our discussion. Ever since then she has sort of made our house her second home and I don't need to be told that she's very interested in him.Whenever she comes around and we are discussing, she will just be nodding and contributing with few words while her main work is to be stealing glances at him and this has made me so angry that each time she calls that she's coming I'll tell her I'm not home but she will still come.Yesterday when she called to inform me that she was coming which I told her I was not home and I will branch her place when I'm returning. I knew she will come, so I went to hide in my room, and behold when I came out,I met her and my cousin having some conversation and I'm sure she initiated it,I didn't even give her face as I was so annoyed as to why a lady will present herself so cheap for a man she barely knows.Now I want to fully stop her from coming to our house but I don't know where to pick on her because she's a nice person aside this cheap silly attitude she's displaying. How do I go about it?[/quote





You should ask some of those gentle and wicked women how they keep husband's family away from their house after jazzing up the husband up

boiz2men:
Depends. If she's smart but circumstances made her that way, I'd help her setup a thing or 2

See husband material naaaa

LagosInter:


Do they display it outside or is there a market for it?

They display it outside

You can get it around Ikeja along and you can also get it at oke afa Jakande side when coming from Oshodi

I Know they will come for my head after this, but I wonder why some of us female has this stupid mentality that their mother in law is a witch, if your mother is a witch then your own mother is probably a witch too .. that's how one idiot came to NL to complain about her mother that she is turning her baby into a chemist. The woman that took care of your husband till you think he is good enough for you to marry is now a witch. Fine, some has the traits but abegii your wife should take a chill pill biko

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sugarbeesmith:
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You know deep down

sugarbeesmith:
ops make u slow down okay..some ladies are like that ...no call her again or text her .her mind no dey the relationship that why she ño dey keep in touch. Just leave her for now and keep watching

How are you sure that her mind is no more in the relationship ?

Nonexisting:
Keep it for your husband and enjoy his respect forever. Even if your boyfriend has promised to marry you, since he has waited this long, let him endure. A man can be everything bad but if he marries you a virgin, he will somehow be giving you some honor and respect. Yes, good advice can also come from the devil sometimes. You are welcome.

Being a virgin does not keep a man...a man that want to stay will stay. Thanks for the advice

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Jeso1:
That guy may have some issue

That might not the case....some female lecturers can frustrate your life. One has been trying to frustrate her generation for almost 2yrs now, the next I dey plan now is to go collect weenchhh to pluck her eyes out

iamtardey:
first when she got shot second when she said she done.


niggas gone call me names I know they ain't better

Don't mind any of them....they cry a lot more over girls than they will ever admit.

This made me remember my worst day in school...I woke with nothing and I have test that morning by 10 but because of pride to beg my hostel mates for money, I put leg for road...mind you this girl don't enter lift. My inner tears that day no be small