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udele1:
Wise man. Unlike Usain Bolt.

pls mods ban this idi0t for posting disgusting � pictures.

Backbencher2:
aneurysm of vessels in brain region, that probably burst.

Usually presents as a 'severe headache'.

what causes it please?

Focusmind:
This kind of diagnosis is common abroad with their doctors, especially when seeing African patience.

I will complain but the doctor would tell me to go home and not to worry. They hardly prescribe drugs even when i knew that i was not feeling alright. I would simply ask the doctor to prescribe drugs for me to pick up at the pharmacy, which sometimes, they refused.

Sometimes, their diagnosis may be right and after some few days, you would be fine. Seeking medical attention and long waiting time in UK could be killing. I dreaded seeing a GP while in UK and always found ways of helping myself recover and moved on.

I thought they said UK a healthcare is the best?

AmALeo:
https://www.nairaland.com/7024670/stolen-vehicle-please-toyota-camry

Hello Nairalanders.
I have found my stolen car, alongside the thief. The guy was caught around General Paint (Just after Ajah and Abraham Adesanya) where I believe he had intended to sell it off to those that butcher cars.
I really want to thank and appreciate everyone and this forum for helping me put out word and for the kind gesture I've received from a lot of you.

God bless you all abundantly.

Stop giving your car keys to car wash guys.

Mods Please ban this user for fake news. Such idiocy.

Apart from Tinubu and Atiku, please who else is contesting?

Una still de give Car wash people key? Lol

Malory:
Bro you mean apart from cardiac arrest, kidney disease can make someone to slump and die without warning?

No I mean there’s high rate of kidney diseases these days, just as a lot of people are having cardiac arrests these days and many of them are even young people.

Malory:
Is this a season of slumping and dying?

mhen. It’s getting too much. Kidney diseases too.

Aboguede:
Na that house Dem go kidnap

Anyways

This is Nigeria

Maybe the newly married couple just escape ( vacate) because of house rent without informing landlord

when they are already kidnapping people inside dilapidated commercial bus, na house owner dem no go kidnap?

The issue of Road block accidents is getting worse but the day. The worst is Police. I personally know 3 fatal accidents that has happened as a result of Police Road block and a heavy duty vehicle crushing those at the checkpoint.

I de pity my guys in Ukraine, they just de trek for hours.

Prechgold1180:
The Corolla that much emphasis was made on

this is not the Corolla.

Hmm. Ike gwu. Bloodshed everywhere.

Haa, better be sure before selling the house o. Most business look so promising on the outside before you get into the inside, and for many you will lose more on the business before you start seeing returns on the long run.

inoki247:
Na we post u derr why u dey ask us wetin u suppose du....

ode

luvinhubby:
All the 4 cylinders use CVT gears and there transmission fluid is unique, HCF-2.

Thanks for the explanation, I’m interested in the V6. Please does it have special fluid as well?

I have seen quite a number of people complain about CVT on their Hondas. Please I want to know if this generation of Honda Accord come with CVT, and if there’s any alternative. Thanks

Joezinho:
The nigeria police are so unprofessional.. Stupid animals.

I was driving home the other day, trying to overtake a police van on a highway and a police lady with face looking like a rat dipped inside red hot frying oil, sitting in the front seat beside the driver boldly told me , "Nor try overtake us o, nor just try am..."

I was livid, i pulled out and after overtaken their rickety van, i angrily told her she's mad.... Everybody dey vex for naija now..

you get luck say nobi army you disobey.

Brownygold002:
Hey, Nairalanders

Something has really been eating me up, I think I need to share. I'm a young gal of about more than 17, I'm brown, tall, slim, have a long curly hair (I'm from a mixed race - Lebanon and Nigeria), brown eyes and nice lips I'm endowed (no be mouth).

I'm a fresher at UNIZIK. I know I am attractive which I don't deny, I don't boast nor make anyone feel inferior. I have 3 roommates. I respect them cos I'm the youngest amongst them. But they don't seem to get along with me. I have tried everything I Can.

Each time we go out, I'm usually the center of attraction which is not new to me, nothing special. They just hate me. I don't boast. I try 2 look as simple as possible. But guys do come for me and they get jealous.

I have tried talking to them but they said they're fine but deep down I know they don't like me. The other day they intentionally frustrated me, they hid my assignments and burnt a new gown a guy at church got me. I'm tired of all these attitude everyday. I feel lyk taking my life, the hate is much. I didn't make myself. Help me guys!!

drop your Instagram handle. Would you like to change to a new lodge?

Is this 4 cylinder?

NYCnextStop:
Just go with the small white paper slip that has your name and collection number on it. Once you get to the collection centre, hand it over to an officer who will check if your passport is ready

which office did you do yours?

Please do I have to do capturing if I’m applying for renewal and have NIN, or I still have to capture?

sampete:
I already booked for an appointment, infact I booked for the 21st of this month which was available as at then, only for me to discover that they automatically shifted the date I booked to 23rd of March as I was about printing. I repeated the booking again, and I selected 23rd of February, still I was shifted to 23rd of march. So as it is now, I would have to wait for almost 2 months to do capturing.

what processing centre did you choose?

lilvicky68:
Ok..give us feedback

called someone who told me she paid online, and didn’t have to pay anything again at immigration. C’mon why the hell will someone ask of 40K against 17K. People wicked. That’s clear 23K scam. Instead I will give them 3K as tip there highest.

blackboy:
Bros make sure you think this through. Jeje pay the N40k if you can? If you cant then pay the N17k and go their office and face them.

Oga, it’s like you work in Immigration. I’m not paying anybody 40K. I will carry the print out to the place. Any money I give them, if they don’t collect I will use spy camera and fish them out.

Please I want to renew my passport, I went online and I saw the charge is 17K, but earlier today I called someone that works in Immigration she told me 40K for standard, 65K for express.
Please I want to know, if I apply online, would I still need to do anything at their office that will warrant them extorting me with those exorbitant fees?
Also I want to help a family member apply for a new one, will she have to do capturing, when she can just input her NIN number? Please kindly reply and perhaps I wrong kindly correct, Thanks

Ndi mkpurummiri in trouble..

Haa ! That’s how some of these girls think. So amusing. I posted something on my WhatsApp status sometime ago, then my ex-Coursemate who thinks she can also act as my financial adviser replied the status with plenty talk on how I should spend my money. I ended up deleting the status, but lo and behold when she didn’t see the status no more, she said I blocked her from viewing status, that’s how she ended up blocking me on WhatsApp. For her mind she de revenge.

The C-class.

Rushpawa:
But if it is snake now and yansh, you people would have replied. Very useless blog.

to hell.. did we join Nairaland to do mechanic work for ur entitled self and your 2003 car?