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See questions o! lol...

I have learnt some things from the answers sha. Kudos to our pilots here!

dopeJemi: Kay I waz joking, lemme get serious wiv u

Chelsea vs liverpool (fa cup final) go n watch it
Same thing happened

No. The WHOLE ball didnt cross the line. If you had watched the analysis after the match (i watched it with super sports), you will find out that all the guys agreed that it wasnt a goal.

Andy Caroll made the mistake of not waiting to confirm if its a goal before running off to celebrate. Watch it again, Ivanovic was looking around for the ball, Caroll had some split seconds to slam the ball back in to make 100% sure its in. But no, he ran off celebrating brfore Iva and Cech cleared.

Can you compare this situation wit the one above?

dopeJemi: Dat keeper z not a man-u's keeper oh

Man-u never had a keeper like dat

Can't u see d color of d jersey

Man-u keepers doesn't use black jerseys

Kai, and i thought i was talking to a MAN UTD fan. Do you really mean what you posted or its a form of joke? When did you start watching Man Utd's matches? Lets start from that...

This is Roy Carroll after the howler...

ammyluv2002: . Lolz....funny!! In your dreams

Have you used it before? Why quoting nah?

This reminds me of a hilarious joke i heard from somewhere (most probably fictional sha)...

A man went to see a friend and parked his SUV outside. The car has 4x4 written by the side. A mad man passing by saw the 4x4, came nearer and made his calculations, then using a piece of metal he roughly embossed =16 on the body. The owner, when he came out was so mad with rage on seeing it and the worst part he didnt know who did it.

Another day, after respraying the car, he came to see his friend and parked the car in the same spot again. The mad man passed and saw that the =16 have disappeared. He thought to himself "Who cleaned off this my maths nah?" and he used the piece of metal and scratched =16 again and went off. This time when the owner saw it, he divised a means to avoid it happening again (thinking its little kids that use to write on the car). He now sprayed the car again and went to an artist to print =16 on a sticker which he placed next to the 4x4.

The next time the mad man saw the =16 neatly pasted next to 4x4, he said "ehen! Now you got the answer correctly" and he used the piece of metal to mark a very looong big good, nike style, from the back door to the front door... ;

Who of you Man Utd fans remember this match in 2005? Pedro Mendes, remember?

Guess the refree? Yes, your right! Mark Clattenburg!!

Final score, of course 0-0!

elampiro: Na wao. If you know Premier League well you should know also that it can never be 2 matches to go at 3rd April. It was actually five matches to go ln 3rd April.

I will find time to re-watch the match on youtube to get those incidences clearly. I remember a talking point that should have made it 2-2.

Yea, my mistake. Sorry about that. Your correct, it was five matches to go. But other points i made there is correct. I would have shared the link to live update of the match but im browsing with a phone so i cant but below are a few excerps from the match...

20 min: GOAL!!! Manchester United 0-1 Chelsea. What a finish this is! Malouda bustles down the left, shrugging off about 37 challenges by Fletcher. When he's level with the six-yard box, he rolls a crisp pass along the floor towards Cole, who with his back to goal, Daniel Aggers a delicious backheel into the right-hand corner, Van der Sar utterly confused.

HALF TIME: Manchester United 0-1 Chelsea. Terry needlessly knocks Berbatov over, 30 yards out to the right. It allows Giggs to swing a free kick into the area, but it's easily headed clear by Alex - and Chelsea, through the excellent Malouda and Anelka, break clear. Once again United look vunerable on the counter - but Anelka loses the ball and that's that for the half. United were pretty dismal on the whole, Chelsea fully deserving their half-time lead. Both teams should have had penalties; those won't be the final refereeing controversies, is my suggestion to you.

78 min: OUTRAGEOUSLY OFFSIDE GOAL!!! Manchester United 0-2 Chelsea. Chelsea have done nothing all half, and now this. Kalou finds some space in the United area, 30 yards out. He shapes to shoot, but instead rolls a clever ball through the United back line down the inside-right channel for Drogba, who hammers an unstoppable shot into the top-right corner. Van der Sar was near it, but had no chance to stop it. However, Drogba was a good couple of yards offside. It's not quite Jeff Astle territory, but it was a terrible decision.

81 min: GOAL!!! WITH MORE CONTROVERSY, MUCH AS YOU'D EXPECT!!! Manchester United 1-2 Chelsea. Nani tears down the left and slaps a low cross in. Cech goes down and paws it up into the air. The ball hits Macheda on the chest, then is propelled forward by his right arm and bounces sheepishly into the left-hand side of the net. The goal's given, though.

FULL TIME: Manchester United 1-2 Chelsea. And that's it. Chelsea's winner was miles offside - but even so, they deserved that result. They were the better side overall - and are now two clear of Manchester United at the top of the table with five games left to play. "You don't win anything with old folks," points out top pundit Niall Harden, setting himself up to become the Alan Hansen de nos jours should United turn this one around over the next few weeks. And of course Mike Dean didn't disappoint, in that he did.

By no means an Arsenal fan, but i silently pray they win this match. Van Persie need to see that there is life after him in Emirates...

kTBFFH

Hi everyone, i want to buy a BB porche but i want to know how efficient it is. Does it hang? Reboot? How about the battery life?
Comments urgently need. Please if you havent used it before, dont bother to comment.

[quote author=Mynd_44][/quote]How can? I dey craze to be your mate?

Odunnu: OP: you were restricted from using the forum, common sense should tell you to check who and for what but no, you start up a thread accusing someone who isnt aware of your existence. If that is not attention seeking, tell me what it is.

If my apology comment doesnt prove i never intentionally wanted to attack him personally then i doubt what will.

Have you ever for a second thought that if i really want this to be a personal thing, or attention seeking as you insist, wouldnt i have started this thread IMMEDIATELY i regain freedom from the ban? But i didnt because i didnt take it personal. I just thought about openning this thread to know peoples opinion, along the line making reference to my experience with Sexkillz. You are a mod, check when the ban took place and compare it with the date i opened this thread. Maybe i was habouring resentment against someone who is never aware of my existence? Common sense indeed! I advice you use your own common sense.

@bolded: So what would be my benefit if suddenly Sexkillz become aware of my existence? Maybe more financial income to my pocket? Or more food on my table? Tell me what i'm missing. Because i see you at one time or the other seek attention thats why you firmly believe my mission in opening this thread is seeking attention. What are the benefits you derive from getting attention on a faceless forum in the internet?

chucky234: for your innocent mind you be grandpa abi

No mind am...Na great(x5) grandpa no be only grandpa

I often hear that one can determine the sex of his/her unborn child either by how and when intercourse is performed.
Doctors in the house, I want to ask, is it possible? If yes, what are the techniques to go about it?

Detailed but yet simple comments are well appreciated.

N.B: I'm sure a topic like this must have been discussed somewhere in here, sorry i had to create it again. Any link to similar topic will be appreciated too..

Mynd_44: And go to bed. Its past your bed time

yes great grand pa

Mynd_44: Don't make me slap you boy. Keep talking and you won't get that Christmas gift again

lol

On a second thought, better to act like a 15 year old than to act like a 200 year old (like you)

Mynd_44: Somebody has an atitude. I did not intend to insult your mum and that was meant for you not her.
I realise and understand why you might be offended about that and I am sorry for that.
Now come here, give a handshake and stop acting like a 15 year old

No one is acting like a 15 year old.

The over emphasis on attention seeking is what i dont understand. Sexkillz mentioned it, Odunnu the same thing and here your emphasizing on it still, gosh! Anyway...

*extends hand*

Mynd_44: The OP needs attention. Perhaps he was not kissed a lot by his mum

I do read and respect your comments here in NL but you dont have to bring yourself so low like this. I ignored your earlier comment labeling me a liar. Now you've gone to the extent of bringing my mum into the discussion. THIS i wont take from you, ok?

Whats all this about attention seeking by the way? If i need attention, is it from a faceless forum like NL? For all of you talking about me seeking attention should go through my profile, check the date i registered and check my number of posts...you will find out that i have more important things doing with my time in real life than sitting in front of the computer all day posting in NL... Attention ke? Na wa for una oo..

Btw, didnt you see the apology to Sexkillz above before making this your silly comment? See as you carry case wey no be your own put for head..

hmmmm....what is happening to Nollywood actors/actresses?

Wish him well. May God be with him...

Odunnu: Na who the OP be sef? Na to get attention be this?

Please if you dont know what to say. Nobody is forcing you to comment. Just waka pass..

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Stop lying against me. . .

I have never banned you before and all other mods can attest to that. Infact, no mod has ever banned you before. All the bans you have gotten so far have been from pyguru, the anti'spambot. This is just a silly attempt by you to gain attention and look victimized. . .

You need to slap yourself. . .
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Why would I want to gain attention? Go through all my post and see if i am the attention seeking type. Btw my intention of this post is nothing personal. Just want to know people's view on the subject. I have nothing against you personally, ok?

Yes i was banned by pyguru once. I even thought its a person, as in, a mod but i later found out its the anti spambot. That was in Education section if i remember well. But if its the same anti spambot that banned me during the garri "crisis", i didnt know. But i know its after my arguement with you that i got that ban. Sorry if i'm mistaken.

Oya here, i slap myself ...Happy now?

lol busted!!

During my 5 years in Nairaland, i only got the ban from mods during the garri "crisis". Mind you, i'm not part of garri team but i got the ban while defending them sort of. I entered into this arguement with Sexkillz and the next thing, ban.

The guy so pissed me off and upon that used his power as mod over me.

So the question is, who is your best and worst mod in Nairaland?

For me, r321 is the best while Sexkillz is the worstest (is that a word?) of the worst

N.B: This is a survey i'm carrying out. Will list as much mods as i can later. Cant do it now because im typing this with a phone.

SELFWORTH: You are a Fake Jehovah's Witness. What are doing on a site like this? You are experts are modifying the Bible to suit your needs but am sure even you cant justify such sick behaviour.

You are probably on the site to witness to the poster because I have no idea why you were attracted by the topic.

If you are angered by my response, it proves my logic that you guys are a modern day cult and experts at brain washing.If you are not, then it means you are pals with the sick poster.

*yawns*

Mavor: Lol. Na guilty conscience dey worry you? Calling Jesus Christ "god" instead of "God" in the Book of John in "your bible" You guys are like Mormons and Latter day saints. Christian cults.

Guilty conscience? Dont make me laugh...

If you honestly want to know more about Jehovah's Witnesses beliefs, just open a thread and let us discuss it there, not here. I wont join you in derailing the thread.

disloman: e b like say these chelshit fans no sabi d different btw reserve players n starting xi.it is nt by age.u can b 45yr old n stil b in d reserve.there is no excuse man utd loss bt u guys should b ashamed.c team wey na play wit n took u 120mins 2 do dat.in football,u win,lose or draw. na saturday go judge am

Saturday go judge wetin? Is it on saturday that we will know if Man Utd is out of Capital one cup? Educate me more abeg...

Akpu.Nku:
blowing offside when not necessary

Akpu Nku how market nah
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

mc~evans:
We did not play with out key players yet we held Chelsea hostage.

lol keep confusing yourself there... You did NOT play WITHOUT your keys players.. In other words, you played with your key players. So why are you complaining?

franchizy: I'm convinced dat Chelsea fans are shameless for rejoicing for a win in Carling Cup. A Shame and big Tufiakwa to all Chelsea Fans

cry baby cry

How many mins?

Finally! Chelsea has taken the lead siiinnnnceee sunday...