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hmmmm no vote yet

Tough match.
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I just hope Drogba starts, we will have a better chance. But with Tuesday date with Barca on the horizon, RDM wont risk starting Drogba. I forsee Drogba, Lampard and Ramires starting from the bench. . .
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Cech
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Bosingwa, Cahill, Terry, Bertrand
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Essien, Mikel, Meireles
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Kalou, Torres, Mata
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KTBFFH!!

see front page thread oooo...smh

Barca complained that Milan didnt water San Siro in their visit there thats why they werent efficient enough but yesterday see enough water, why didnt Barca score? Simply because ref was very efficient lol. . .

This weekend football fans from all over the world will enjoy two classic matches: El clasico in Spain and The London derby in England.
This got me thinking, WHICH DERBY MATCH DO U FIND MOST EXCITING? As in which is the most complete match when u talk about goals, controversies, suspense, cards, passion etc?
Vote now. . .
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Also u can state other derbies not mentioned in the poll that u enjoy.
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Over to u Muki, fontpage abeg. Thanks

opabukun: “How To Play Barca & Win” is out! Grab Ur Copy fast!!

e don tay wey the manual don come out only say other teams never wan bend down watch as Chelsea dey use play Barca. . .
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Forget midfield for them, defend WELL and hit them with counter! Barca no get plan B.

How sweet to go into a match as underdogs! I'm loving this!!

Katsumoto: You mean hard work forced the ball onto the woodwork twice and made Fabregas and Busquets to miss from 5 yards

Yes, hard work forced them to hit it at the bar. If we no pressure una, una go cool down score those goals. So yes, HARD WORK is the key word

AjanleKoko: Well, we hit the bar twice. Abi the posts are also playing for Chelsea?

U no see goal mouth when u hit am for bar?

AjanleKoko: Congrats to Chelsea. They played their game to textbook perfection. I expected a draw, but it's all good.
Both teams played their game, but Chelsea were luckier. We spurned too many chances.

Point of correction: Chelsea was not lucky, it was HARDWORK

And yet people say we don waste all our goals for Tottenham match. . .

afam4eva: Barca has to be hailed for living up to their billing as United nations ambassadors for giving something today to the less privileged Chelsea. It was a training session for Barca in readiness for next week.

this one na consolation abi na wetin? Hahahahahahahahahahahahah
I think say Chelsea go chop like 3 goals for this match, then collect like 5 for camp nou
hahahahahahahhahahah

Barca how market nah??

Barca can NEVER win 11 man Chelsea. Messi can NEVER score Chelsea. . . Two records yet to be broken. Hahahahaha
KTBFFH!!!

Sijo01: wake up, ar u stil sleeping?

i see that u hardly understand my post

come see PDP for second half now

HALF TIME
Scores?
Chelsea 0-3 Barcelona
lol
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KTBFFH!
I never wan talk first. . .

2000 Quarter final
Chelsea 3-1 Barcelona
Barcelona 5-1 Chelsea (aet) (Babayaro red
card)
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2005 Round of 16
Barcelona 2-1 Chelsea (Drogba red card)
Chelsea 4-2 Barcelona
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2006 Round of 16
Chelsea 1-2 Barcelona (Del Horno red card)
Barcelona 1-1 Chelsea
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2007 Group Stage
Chelsea 1-0 Barcelona
Barcelona 2-2 Chelsea
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2009 Semi Finals
Barcelona 0-0 Chelsea
Chelsea 1-1 Barcelona
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10 UEFA Champions league meetings: 3 wins
apiece and 4 draws. . .
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Notice that all Barcelona victories has
red cards attached to it, thus the name. . .Uefalona!

Canisma: I was expecting to hear about messi's death this morning in london but they could not kill him. Why ?
Well . . . Since he is still alive, lets expect Barca 4-0 Chelsea.
But to stop this from happening, shoot Messi in the head. Lol

Messi have never scored against Chelsea in all his life and its not about to start tonight. . .

2000 Quarter final
Chelsea 3-1 Barcelona
Barcelona 5-1 Chelsea (aet) (Babayaro red card)
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2005 Round of 16
Barcelona 2-1 Chelsea (Drogba red card)
Chelsea 4-2 Barcelona
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2006 Round of 16
Chelsea 1-2 Barcelona (Del Horno red card)
Barcelona 1-1 Chelsea
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2007 Group Stage
Chelsea 1-0 Barcelona
Barcelona 2-2 Chelsea
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2009 Semi Finals
Barcelona 0-0 Chelsea
Chelsea 1-1 Barcelona
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10 UEFA Champions league meetings: 3 wins apiece and 4 draws. . . Who say Barcelona pass Chelsea? KTBFFH!!

N.B: Notice that all Barcelona victories has red cards attached to it, thus the name. . . Uefalona!

*C. Ronaldo = C. Wahala (always terrorising defences)
*Andy Carrol = Aunty Caro
*Almunia = Aluminium
*Jens Lehmann = Film man (when his mistakes were at its peak)
*Paul Scoles = Paul Nwoke Ocha (ibo for Paul the white man. . .its actually a musician's name from the east)
*Didier Drogba = Double D
*Kolo Toure = Kolomental
*Kalou = 'i no go score' (always missing chances)

*Cech = Okada man (his mask/helmet)
*Walcott = Bullion Van (he runs too much)
*Ronaldinho = Onye mmuo (spirit person)
*Aquilani = Mami water (his handsomeness abi beauty?)
*Pepe = Ose (ibo word for pepper)
*Lass = Isi beans (beans head cuz of the shape of his head)
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Still more to come. . .

greateros: Laila! don't tell me its a mistake cuase i wont accept it! Oya bring ya slate lets start from beginning again! i keep teaching you how to count for more than 16 years now and yet u still don't know how to count!

oya! 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. . . if you miss "4" again you are in trouble!

No be mistake, she dey correct. Abi u no see say the 3rd pic na 2 people dey inside? So its automatically 3 and 4. . .Oya, start to flog urself!

Muki, can i see this thread in front page plz? Thanks

Ok guys, the other thread about viewing centers inspired me to open this thread. I saw some hilarious names people call players in their area.

So for the fun of it, what nicknames do u call player in ur area? If possible state the reason(s) why u call them those names.

Let me start:

*Fabregas = Fabre-pass (pass accuracy)
*David Silva = Choir Master (his rate of dominance in the midfield)
*Essien = Industrial Battery (he is just so tireless)
*Charmakh = Chiamaka (an ibo name that sound like his real name)
*Henry = Igwe
*Ferdinand = Igbo (as in drug man)
*Ivanovic = Chin Chin (hard to chop like chin chin)
*Van Der Saar = Nmadu asaa ('seven people' in ibo)
*Obertan = Toshiba (remember that toshiba ad in HiTV couple of seasons ago? Obertan looks like that robot)
*Van Nistlerooy = Food is ready (can score 'tap in' so very well. Always at the right place at the right time)
*Clichy = Kilishi (that suya. . .sounds like his name)
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More to follow. . .

tonyfrenzy: Viewin centre's d best. Evrybody's an analyst. Full of funny comments, mockery n passion. At d end evry1 is frnd...

GBAM!

sisqology: Ήǿ do i switch to this plan? And what if u don't have airtime up to 10bucks in a day? Hope it won't accumulate?

to change to this plan send *100*5*1#
to add friends *101*1*friends number#

I havent run short of credit so i dunno yet wat will happen if u dont have credit. But i dont think it will accumulate cuz when i was using Etisalat Easylife 20bucks daily, it doesnt accumulate.

mukina2: goooaaal!!

Jelavic scores for everton

This Jelavic guy is red hot ooo

chucky234: Liverpool spent about £100m and £50m as quoted
I think Liverpool will carry the day at Anfield nothing can wrong with this match...YNWA

At Wembly not Anfield. . .
May the better side win.
KTBFFH!

Holadokun: U pple wey kall him prophet of d00m don dey drink alomo bitter. D prophet dey predict death so that we cn pray on it u guyz ar calling him prophet of doom..... And if he predict and he pray nt to kum 2 past u guyz wil say he is a lier. Infact sef i don tire 4 u guyz. Make una leave am alone o...

Okay, he is predicting death so that we can pray on it? Why dont he predict GOOD NEWS so that we can GLORIFY GOD on it?