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The said banner Is at Oyingbo beside first bank. I have being passing through this banner without notice, until today that i saw it on twitter� .English NO dey easy Ooooh.

Banter1:
I caught this grasscutter this morning, ordering for fresh palm wine laughs.

this is not grass cutter , but is
bush rat.(okete)

I can't find Oyingbo, Orile, mile 12.CMS. apart from oshodi and ojota , obalende.

The case is very simple, the judgment says is not INEC work to declared election inconclusive. so no need for rerun. most rerun for tomorrow in some States is another waste of of tax payer's money. even supreme Court can't give different judgment on this coz is like INEC is helping court to do their job.

ORIENTATION101:
It is expected apc governors re not major component of the presidential campaign council , there assignment is to be incharge of their own state while apc gubernatorial candidates from opposition states is incharge

they are the main components in this election. would any of presidential committee members campaign in any state,without the support of the state governor. we all know that most of our governor are selfish.

Till today, we don't who is behind our stolen maze, that was latter found under the bridge in Abuja. this shows the level of security we enjoyed as citizens. when National Assembly is not even safe.

I got married into 3bedroom flat but when reality down on me, am now in room and a parlour now. learn to cut your cloth according to your material, feeding yourself is different from feeding family.

it's show how 2019 election, is difference from the past elections. the jagaban I know don't negotiates with anybody for him to start endorsement from afenifere , and now OPC. 2019 will be full of suspense. watch out.

it's law of karma, whatever you sow you Will reap. yesterday it's was new PDP but today is now R. APC. God is
wonderful.

if they have storm Benue and taraba the way they are doing now, maybe there will no need to storm plateau state. proactive to security matter to the growth of any Nation. you that always support this genocide, know that it's can affect you tomorrow or someone close to you then you understand
ererstand what's happened to those that lost their love's one.

am not understanding, how can councillor be the ones the will Elect local govt. chairman through parliamentary.

Built2last:
I slept and dreamt that Buhari lost election and crisis ensued everywhere. Blood was all over.

The Fulani will not conceive defeat. Take it or leave it.

thanks for your dream, but all I know is that nobody's in the south is ready to loose he's or her own life because somebody loss or win in an election in 2019. any crisis about election will start from north.

Ewlery:
Been trying to get a job but it all failed. I was even working as a ticketer for brt. The stress, humiliation and pay is not worth it.
I went to school and also a graduate think I can do better!

I thought about this during the week and want to give it a trial. There are two public schools in my area which have their own vendors but I want to do something spectacular.

I want to sell puff puff filled with pepper and fish. (in form of samosa) then cold zobo to the schools. I need your brilliant ideas on how to package myself to win the market!

My plan is to visit those schools tomorrow and inform the principals about my intention to sell in the school premises so I can be permitted.

I need intelligent ideas to supercede those I met there. Please help!

Lalasticla.la I need your help to be liberated in this business. As being on Frontpage will bring more ideas. Thanks

visit the schools first for a place confirmation and others thing will be easy. hope you have a Link in the schools, because this is naija .

I will advice you to go for laundry in a good location since you won't be there to manage it yourself, barbing saloon is a lucrative business but those barber will frustrate the business for you. eg through customers attachment and familiarity, most has plan to own their own saloon too. in laundry customers only know the receptionist.

it's show you are not mature for marriage yet, love is more than height, statue, and sized. how would you feel if your girl friend is asking the same question whether you will get pot belly after marriage. for example am a very slim guy before marriage, but now my wife do make jest of my Tommy fat. bros

grow up.

you really need to think very well about this your troublesome babe , before it's get out of hand. in my own observation she can't change, in any relationship character matters and you need a babe with good character, because she's also your identity in public. I will advise you to learn how to walk away anytime she enter beef with anybody, let her know that you are not brought up to be a street fighter.�

All is about political interest, not political party.

Mmmm, it's time for our young damsel to start thinking, all this fake stars has no value for them, . Can you listen to the guy he said more are welcome. To be his baby mama but not wife. I don't know where this guy will be in next five years, but he need to learn from Idris, olu maintain, etc.

cola:
By the way, the Lagos rice is supposed to land today.
Has anyone bought?
...Or seen the rice in any of the advertised locations?

Na wa for dem, I was at my local govt. Secretariat today, bros no show ooo

Nice one,every things you wrote is posible but you need to increase your budget small knowing that we are in recession. Ikoyi registry is best place for you, they have small hall that can take care of budget they don,t ask for much things apart from passport photo of both of you and other few things, on like local govt. That have turn it to bussiness ventures

Huston1:
Please Nairalanders I need help because I am loosing my patience.
I have been married to my wife for 6years and I have never had dinner before 9PM. Sometimes I'm served dinner past 11pm. My wife doesn't have any job yet. I wake early every day because I have to bath and dress our two kids up in the morning while she makes their breakfast and prepare something for the lunch boxes. I drop the kids at school and go to work from there. I return home before 6pm and dinner is never ready. I have complained and complained and she makes adjustments for two days each time I complain. I got angry at a point and told her I will not eat her food after 7pm. That week, she acted on my instruction and I really ate at 7pm or just before 7:30pm. That is the only week I enjoyed dinner early. I have even developed pot belle due to eating late.
I got home early today and she started picking vegetables to make soup at about 3:30pm. This is 8pm and I still haven't eaten. I am so angry. I really see her busy working in kitchen but I don't know why it takes so long for the food to be ready. Not that she attends to the kids. I assist the kids in their homework and prepare them for bed. I'm very angry. Please advise.

Bros, just start buying your food from eatery, come. Home a bit late, just tell her to cook for herself and the kids and forget about you.

Toks2008:
I have seen many marriages break up and it seems there is a common ground for disintegration.Today I will be as real as usual and it will be in the best interest of any married lady or intending wife to take this piece seriously.

If you are a married lady reading this I want you to understand that these 3 facts are essential for you to experience a happy union.

1. Expect your hubby to cheat on you: I have heard many times that not all men cheat and I sincerely believe but nevertheless, to be on the safer side, expect that man to cheat on you.

By having this expectation, you will not be caught unaware and you would have developed a psychological shock absorber in the advent that he does but if he remains faithful to you then good for you. It is totally foolish for a lady to hinge her marital happiness on her husband's fidelity.

And the moment you start seeing those cheating signs in him,rather that start threatening fire and brimstone which may worsen the situation, i will advice that you simply warn him to do it as far can from you because what you don't know can't hurt you and warn him to use a protection to avoid bringing home STDs.

Once you tell him this, just switch to indifferent mode as regards his sexual faithfulness to you and choose to be happy regardless. Hard I know but this is just how the cookie crumbles and this is one secret to having marital bliss even with a hopeless philanderer.

[b]This is one big secret i want every married lady reading this to know; Yes cheating must be discouraged and guys involved must understand that it is a sure way to hell but no matter how long you preach against it,men who want to cheat will still cheat on their wives but here is the secret...98% of men who cheat on their wives still love their wives so dearly but only want to take advantage of ladies who have willingly offered their-selves as side dishes...NEVER EVER GIVE UP YOUR MARRIAGE FOR A SIDE DISH TO TAKE OVER because that is what she wants you to do and even if you leave your marriage, there is no guaranty that your next man won't do worse. Believe it or not, most men always come back to their wives no matter how many side dishes they take advantage of and many men suffer from mid-life delusion crises where they believe it is their right to be with as any ladies as possible but relax, that euphoria and delusion will soon wear off and you will have your man 100% to yourself...This is one big secret i just revealed to you.[/b]

2. Make your own money: Do you know that if you are really busy with your life and very financially independent, you will care less about who your husband sees, where he goes and what he does outside the home or even what he has in his will? Do you know that men respect financially independent ladies?

What I want many married ladies to know is that once they are married and start having children, the most important thing in their life at that point is self development and that of the child(ren). When you spend time developing yourself, even your hubby will give you great respect. Please don't ever settle to be a full housewife..at worst get a shop around where you stay and do something.

3.Perform your marital duties: Men do not joke with bedroom and kitchen matters. Do you know how to cook your husband's favourite meals? do you know how to make him go crazy in the room?

Most men who cheat are lured by either good food or bed-magics of another lady. While you refuse to go down on him and give him those crazy moves, one lady out there is ready to do stuffs that will make him have an attention at work just by thinking about her.

Many married ladies keep nagging about their husband's infidelity while neglecting those virtues that will endear their husbands more to them..most times when a man is drawn away by another lady, there is usually something that lady is doing that you are lacking so focus first on becoming a great wife before you complain of your husband's infidelity.

And for the man, be communicative and let your wife knows what you want so that she can do her best to make the union a better one.
And if you are so hell bent on cheating on your wife please do it as far away as you can because one of the biggest ridicule and disrespect you can bring on your marriage is to cheat on her to her face.

I believe that if married ladies understand these three points, they will always remain happy in their marriages and infact grow old with their partners till death do them apart. You just understand that no one holds the key to your marital happiness except you.


I hope this makes sense

On point

Untainted007:
May God help us all, the amazing part is that, if you enter into any of this wooden houses you will be surprised how they will design the interior as if they are in GRA. Man must survive na abi.

a And fire we burn all they have work for all their life because of their stupidity of living in cheap house. Poverty mentality

Thank God that the hunger in the land don,t know APC or PDP. The goverment should adjust their expenses according to the nation icome now and stop telling us to always make sacrifice for their own selfish interest.

martineinstein:
emukuowhate (urhobo)
sekonte davis(ijaw)
asekhome(edo)
barr.ebelle(edo ibo/delta ibo)
nene dike( edo married to ibo)
dakuku(rivers state).
Constance harry(ijaw)
supo shasore(probably ondo)

Tribalism will not kill u

Supo Shasore is from lagos state. Since you are not sure. Take care

Are those people that make news about the fund raise for her treatment are happy now. R.I.P.

This shows that our minister have conclude that we can,t win a medal, for him to sent second goal keeper home. This country sef.

Why now? Is the document hidden before now. If the guy could lay hand on such money he has no reason to loss lagos state election. EFCC remember tomorrow ooooo.

Bros, the truth is that your wife is your enemy, not her mother. Its has happen to me also, but what I did is that I started behaving strange to my wife, to the level of her mother start observing change in my altitude toward my wife. Eg. Coming home late, stop eating in the house, start washing my cloth, spend more time on social media.etc. B/4 one week my wife told me that her mother we soon be going back to her home. That solve my problem since then.

jeffcheddy:
Lol ok thanks. For the record I'll be hiring barbers to do the work while I supervise, cos I don't barb. Please is that a good strategy? I'm just scared of the best choice of biz to go into. And a supermarket sells our daily foods we need to survive, and ofcourse should bring daily income so am kinda perplexed, cos this is gonna be my source of livelihood while I grow. Thanks

you need to know how to berb too,because the berber you hire can Bleep you up anytime especially if he he knows that you can,t berb.its has happen to me. Create time to learn the trade before you start. The location also matter. You can hire space for your berber, he will be the one paying you on weekly bases instead of strugling to pay him monthly, without signifycant income.

Na dem sabi, b/4 them we dey use bbm to chat, we can always go back to our bbm. No big deal. Na dem lose. Till then sha.

love4rent80s:
What's the difference between bride price and dowry

they both mean same thing. No different