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Sports › Re: Top 10 Takeaways From Nigeria’s Loss To Argentina & Elimination From Russia 2018 by Timekeeper: 7:33pm On Jun 27, 2018
oyetpel:
lol, Argentina that can't let you even get close to their country, black gorilla.
OK black chimpanzee
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Lie About Their Ex Bf Just To Gain Pity From Their Current Bf? by Timekeeper(op): 2:24pm On Jun 27, 2018
pocohantas:
I agree to that. Truth is, she is yet to get over you. I understand your wanting to clear things, if it makes you feel better, go ahead.
Thanks miss
Romance › Pls help me, I just did this.. I slapped My girlfriend by Timekeeper(op): 2:21pm On Jun 27, 2018
You can't avoid dying
You can't avoid making mistakes
You can't avoid your phone falling from your hand mistakenly
You can't avoid getting aroused
You can't avoid liking someone
You can't avoid having someone


List those things you tried to avoid but later realise that you cannot avoid them in life..

Cc:
Pocahontas
Livingfree
Ishlove
Farano
Ahnie
Makydebbie
Blackhawk
Mrbolt565
Sports › Re: Top 10 Takeaways From Nigeria’s Loss To Argentina & Elimination From Russia 2018 by Timekeeper: 1:05pm On Jun 27, 2018
Leetunechi:
Go and kill yourself my friend
I will not bcox u r d one to commit suicide... My team Argentina won..... So speak for yourself.. Naija won ur hrt brah
Romance › Re: Never Ever Ask A Lady You Like If She Is A Virgin by Timekeeper: 1:04pm On Jun 27, 2018
mimimile93:
No don't ask. 9 out of 10 girls lie about their age.. There are many ways to know their real age without asking...
Okay... U right
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Lie About Their Ex Bf Just To Gain Pity From Their Current Bf? by Timekeeper(op): 1:03pm On Jun 27, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:

OGA WHAT ARE YOU CALLING, TRYING TO SETTLE WITH HER,

ARE YOU MAD? undecided
I'm not mad, just imagine my colleague still have it in mind that I raped her... Till. Date.... Her current bf thinks I raped n disvirgined her.. How many more will she tell that to?
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Lie About Their Ex Bf Just To Gain Pity From Their Current Bf? by Timekeeper(op): 1:01pm On Jun 27, 2018
pocohantas:
It is not just a ladies thing. People do it, irrespective of the gender.
I think it is a way of dealing with the hurt. We like to convince ourselves it wasn't our fault. That we are the better party and the other person would most likely not get someone as good as us.

A good example is Nigerians blaming VAR, FIFA and the referee for the loss of our match cheesy

In the case of your ex, accusing you of rape is extreme. I don't know what went down between you two, but it looks like she is on some personal vendetta. I will advise you ignore her.
Thanks Queen but I think she is tarnishing my image.. If she dated 10 guys, dos guys will see me a a rapist.... I don't want bad image
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Lie About Their Ex Bf Just To Gain Pity From Their Current Bf? by Timekeeper(op): 12:58pm On Jun 27, 2018
kallmemrB:
Ogbeni are u ok...Did u truely Rape herhuh why are you calling to mend things.... Is ur Singleness disturbing ur brain...is ur Brain paining you
Not that Bro, I can't stand lady tarnishing my image with several lies. Imagine if she dated 10 guys, she wud lie to them that I Raped her. What if we happen to meet in future n they see me as a rapist... I just want to talk to her, apologise and tell her to forget n stop telling people that I Raped her... That's all
Sports › Re: Top 10 Takeaways From Nigeria’s Loss To Argentina & Elimination From Russia 2018 by Timekeeper: 12:21pm On Jun 27, 2018
Leetunechi:
Football is not for everyone and anyone, if you can't take the heartbreak don't watch it


Argentina may have won the game but Nigeria won our Hearts
Hey speak for yourself, Nigeria won ur heart not Mine.... Don't let me abuse u with that generalization speech
Romance › Re: Never Ever Ask A Lady You Like If She Is A Virgin by Timekeeper: 12:18pm On Jun 27, 2018
mimimile93:
Never ask a girl her age and virginity
I disagree with age, I must ask
Romance › Re: Never Ever Ask A Lady You Like If She Is A Virgin by Timekeeper: 12:17pm On Jun 27, 2018
mimimile93:
Never ask a girl her age and virginity
I disagree with age, I must ask
Romance › Why Do Ladies Lie About Their Ex Bf Just To Gain Pity From Their Current Bf? by Timekeeper(op):
Before we started, she told me a guy raped her and disvirgined, later on sha We broke up, she went to date my colleague and told him that I raped her. My head rangs, all effort to tell my colleague that it was a lie was futile... Recently, I tried calling her to settle things after 3 to 5 years break. She didn't pick n later called me with another number.. Added d number to later discover that it's her current boyfriend. We were chatting n he was questioning me about what happened BTW us, I just said I wanted to call her and apologise hoping that we shud forget d past.. The guy told me that my ex gf told him that I disVirgined, I didn't say anything Cox I don't want to break the guy's heart and I didn't call to break someone's heart but to amend what happened in d past... Why do ladies lie and play victim in every failed relationships?

I just want to settle n tell her to stop lying to people that I raped her lest they see me as a rapist... To bury our past

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Livingfree
Ishlove
Hisduchess
Lalasticlala
Amarabae
Sports › Re: Maradona Gives Nigeria A Middle Finger During Nigeria Vs Argentina Match by Timekeeper: 11:06am On Jun 27, 2018
Who started it? Our government started it.. If a white man and a black man submits an application for a job, our government will rather pick the white man over her own country black man for the job... Many died in Paris and we saw players pay homage to the dead.. Many died in plateau, zamfara, benue and our own Nigeria players did as if nothing happened... Don't blame us for supporting Messi, our government started it....
Lebanese, Chinese go dey useless our workers anyhow and the government kept quiet about it in our own country oo. Even arrested black for fighting back against a Lebanese when it was clear that the black man was right....
I'm not a supporter of Argentina, I'm just a supporter of Messi....
#ourgovtstartedit
#neverfavourwhiteoverblackinourcountry
#upmessi
Sports › Re: Non-Nigerians React Harshly After Nigeria’s Loss To Argentina by Timekeeper: 11:02am On Jun 27, 2018
Who started it? Our government started it.. If a white man and a black man submits an application for a job, our government will rather pick the white man over her own country black man for the job... Many died in Paris and we saw players pay homage to the dead.. Many died in plateau, zamfara, benue and our own Nigeria players did as if nothing happened... Don't blame us for supporting Messi, our government started it....
Lebanese, Chinese go dey useless our workers anyhow and the government kept quiet about it in our own country oo. Even arrested black for fighting back against a Lebanese when it was clear that the black man was right....
I'm not a supporter of Argentina, I'm just a supporter of Messi....
#ourgovtstartedit
#neverfavourwhiteoverblackinourcountry
#upmessi
Crime › Re: IMSU Student, Blessing Amam, Found Dead With Boyfriend In Hostel by Timekeeper: 10:49am On Jun 27, 2018
Beautiful girl just dying these days..... Maybe na cult even butcher them... No one knows where he or she is gonna die.. Whether on top man or woman? I pray I don't die on top sex and I truly rest in peace at a good old age... It's my prayer for all nairalanders too.. We all die at a good old age, may we not die out of marriage
Education › Re: JAMB Policy Meeting And Number Of Applicants Per School by Timekeeper: 10:44am On Jun 27, 2018
Candidates of distance learning, part-time and sandwich will now go through jamb...



Am I the only one seeing this!??
Education › Re: CBN, NERDC Set To Commence Financial Education Curriculum In Schools by Timekeeper: 8:03am On Jun 27, 2018
Wat is banking and finance for if they can't include it under bf?
Romance › Re: Heart Broken : I Yawn During Lecture And She Broke Up With Me by Timekeeper(op): 2:35pm On Jun 25, 2018
androidroot:
I get you point. You're in year 1 and you're studying statistics. Okay.
Na from Panama u come from... Wey England beat 6 1... U miss am
Romance › Re: Heart Broken : I Yawn During Lecture And She Broke Up With Me by Timekeeper(op): 1:01pm On Jun 25, 2018
onlinetomola:
Chisos ! shocked How you sef do am ? was it really embarrassing ? Shey you cover your mouth when you dey do d yarn ?
Unconsciously na, I Don tire with the formulars and I dey hungry... It was his unexpected with sound....
Romance › Re: What/how Does A Girl Feel When She Sits On A Guy's Lap? by Timekeeper: 12:58pm On Jun 25, 2018
iamuye:
I have always wondered what goes through a girls mind whenever she sits on a guys lap, regardless the relationship.

girls pls enlighten me on this.
If it's a lady that am attracted to sexually, my dick will never let me rest but if am not attracted to her, nothing go do me at all... Cox I gat taste...

Abi I lie ahnie
Romance › Heart Broken : I Yawn During Lecture And She Broke Up With Me by Timekeeper(op): 12:52pm On Jun 25, 2018
It started when one man like that was teaching us applied statistics. He was deriving different formulars for about 2 hours, when his time was up, he refused to go. Everyone was tired and unconsciously I yawn, some ladies started laughing secretly and my girl friend sent me a message that it is over between us... We were having combined class, met her after the class of ask d meaning of her msg, she told me that she's serious about it and left me... I'm heartbroken, I wanna cry my eyes out... Or shud I commit suicide? Who does that? Just bcox of yawning, no be say I mess ooo...

Cc:
Saff
Ishlove
Lalasticlala
Ahnie

Pls help me, I love her
Sports › Messi Came To Nigeria Vs. Iceland Match To Support Nigeria (photo) by Timekeeper(op): 9:58am On Jun 23, 2018
Football legend and Argentinean star,Messi was spotted among the Nigerian football supporters club,watching Nigeria vs Iceland match this evening.
Argentina who lost to Croatia were banking on Nigeria to win Iceland to give them a chance at making it to the quarter -finals .
Nigeria is set to play Argentina next

http://www..com/talk/topic,360739.0.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Sports › Re: Argentina Fans Begged Super Eagles To Win Iceland For Messi. Photo by Timekeeper: 8:55pm On Jun 22, 2018
Argentina your dinner (Nigeria) is ready
Sports › Re: Argentina Fans Begged Super Eagles To Win Iceland For Messi. Photo by Timekeeper: 8:55pm On Jun 22, 2018
Messi has been fasting therefore missing his breakfast(iceland) and lunch(croatia) but he will never miss his dinner (Nigeria)
Sports › Nigeria Captain Mikel Slams Croatia Decision To Rest Star Players by Timekeeper(op): 8:54pm On Jun 22, 2018
The Super Eagles could find themselves relying on the Group D leaders - who plan to leave big names out against Iceland - to reach the knockout stages
Nigeria captain John Obi Mikel has called on Croatia to be professional and not rest players against Iceland in a match that could yet decide the Super Eagles' World Cup fate.
Two goals from Ahmed Musa ensured Nigeria remain in the hunt for a place in the knockout stages as they saw off Iceland in Volgograd.
Gernot Rohr's side now know that a victory over Argentina in Saint Petersburg will be enough for them to reach the last 16 for the fourth time in their history.
And though a defeat to the Albiceleste would confirm their elimination, a draw would mean they require Croatia to do them a favour against Iceland.
Croatia have already booked their place in the latter stages of the competition, and as such manager Zlatko Dalic has vowed to leave out some of his star players in a bid to conserve their fitness.
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Mikel, though, does not understand the reasoning behind Dalic's decision and feels it is unfair on the rest of the teams in the group.
"I don't think it's the best thing to do," he told Goal . "This is a massive tournament - you can't rest people and give others a chance of qualification.
"They should be professional and play their best team. This is such a big stage that you can't rest players just to help other teams to qualify."
Nigeria have faced Argentina four times in their previous five World Cup appearances, losing on all four occasions, but the form of the South American outfit have raised hopes that the Super Eagles can end that run.
Despite having Lionel Messi in their number, Jorge Sampaoli's side have picked up just one point from their two games thus far, including an embarrassing 3-0 defeat to Croatia on Thursday .
However, Mikel is aware that recording the victory his side require will be no easy task.
"I think they have played well. It's going to be a tough and difficult game for us."
Both Nigeria's clash with Argentina and Iceland's match with Croatia take place simultaneously at 7:00pm BST (2:00pm ET) on Tuesday June 26.

http://m.goal.com/e/en/news/14552/world-cup-2018/2018/06/22/45762772/nigeria-captain-mikel-slams-croatia-decision-to-rest-star
Celebrities › Re: "Why I Choose Not To Help Anybody" - Nigeria Rapper, Olamide by Timekeeper(op): 6:17am On Jun 21, 2018
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Celebrities › "Why I Choose Not To Help Anybody" - Nigeria Rapper, Olamide by Timekeeper(op): 6:16am On Jun 21, 2018
Nigerian artiste, Olamide Adedeji has got people talking on social media with a post he made on Instagram. Olamide shared a photo with a questionable caption, “Oyinbo say Selfishness is the beginning of sledgehammer. A cheerful giver cannot have akojor. If not dangote go done share all him money give us to solve Nigeria problem, but human needs are endless. Taink You! I de go hustle my own bah …. I done go”
When one of his fans commented with,
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“Remember we rise by lifting others…”
Olamide replied
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“Arise o compatriot! My garri never rise finish abeg i go join that club later when i hammer.”

See the screenshot below.....

Celebrities › Battle Line Drawn: ‘this Is Nigeria’: MURIC Takes Battle Against Falz To CAN by Timekeeper(op): 10:55am On Jun 19, 2018
The Muslim Rights Concern (MURIC) has asked the Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) to either endorse or disown ‘This is Nigeria’ video by Folarin Falana, aka Falz the Bahd Guy.

The Muslim body had announced that it will no longer approach the court to seek a ban on the video.

In a statement on Tuesday, its Director, Prof Ishaq Akintola, urged CAN to declare its position on the matter.

“We have no other option than to openly ask the Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) if it is behind this move. Is CAN leadership aware of this segregational campaign? Did CAN initiate it or did it just endorse it? Should we also believe rumours of CAN’s surreptitious meetings with high ranking foreign diplomats in unholy hours of the day? Is CAN aware of the security implications of such meetings? Is CAN with Nigeria or against Nigeria? Et tu CAN? It had better not be.

“What kind of people are we that we continue to drag ourselves backwards while the rest of the world is going forward? Election campaign should be issue-based. Religion is not given any room in politics in other climes. Why should we be looking at the faith of a candidate and not his pedigree, his integrity and his antecedence?

“It is a pity that CAN still pushes primordial sentiment like religion to the front burner when advanced countries only consider credibility and ability to deliver. Why is it that CAN cannot tolerate Muslim leadership after Muslims have tolerated Christian leadership for so long?” He asked.

The Islamic human rights outfit also wondered why Muslims should not be allowed to rule for the same long period that Christians had been in office.

“It is on record that of the 16 wasted years of PDP rule, a Muslim (former President Umaru Yaradua) only ruled for two years and he died in office. Christians ruled for 14 years (ex-President Olusegun Obasanjo: 8 years and Goodluck Jonathan: 6 years). So why can’t you live and let live?

“Even as divisive and destructive as it is, the idea of Christians voting for Christians only still remains naïve and utopia. Who told CAN that it can install a Christian president with an all-Christian vote? It is a mirage. CAN is day-dreaming. What if Muslims also ask their fellow Muslims not to vote for any Christian candidate? What do you think will happen? But we will not descend so low. We will not ask Muslims not to vote for Christian candidates. Whoever is behind this video and the anti-Muslim campaign in general is promoting anarchy,” it added.

The organization argued that “Nigeria is a heterogeneous, multi-religious and multi-cultural project which belongs to nobody and it is bigger than any section. For any progress to be made, Muslims and Christians as well as all ethnic groups, it said, have to sink their differences.

“We all have to work together. Nigeria is a wrong candidate for ‘possessing your possession’ slogans.”

Akintola admitted that Nigeria was blessed with good Christian candidates and credible Muslim candidates.

He urged Nigerians to create an enabling environment for the emergence of such good candidates. Narrowing the search to any particular religion or ethnic group, he argued, is not only self-defeating but also counter-productive.

“In a nutshell, we reiterate our conviction that we do not believe in religious politics. We Muslims are prepared to peacefully coexist with our Christian neighbours in Nigeria. We urge Muslims to get their PVC and vote for both Christian and Muslim candidates of their choice. The only proviso is that such candidates must be reformers and game changers, not looters, kleptomaniacs and politicians in the daytime but armed robbers at night,” he said.


http://dailypost.ng/2018/06/19/nigeria-muric-takes-battle-falz-can/amp/
Romance › Re: I Just Ended The Friendship With My Best Friend. I Feel Frustrated by Timekeeper: 7:10am On Jun 19, 2018
1realBobby:
he shouldn't have made fun of your academic performance nao, instead should have encouraged you.. that's what true friendship is all about...


BTW, in case you are looking for a new friend, madame I'm available oooo... I would always be there for you, no strings attached...
If this is an advice, you are not a good person.... Jamariwolff don't even try this guy.... Very bad advice... Discrediting Sumone to give ursef a credit
Romance › Re: I Just Ended The Friendship With My Best Friend. I Feel Frustrated by Timekeeper: 7:07am On Jun 19, 2018
1realBobby:
he shouldn't have made fun of your academic performance nao, instead should have encouraged you.. that's what true friendship is all about...


BTW, in case you are looking for a new friend, madame I'm available oooo... I would always be there for you, no strings attached...
Bad person, discrediting Sumone for your own Credit...... It's bad, very bad

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