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Educational Services › How Relevant Is Chartered Institute Of Loan And Risk Management by Timekeeper(op): 6:20am On Jul 05, 2018
HOW RELEVANT IS THIS INSTITUTE?

I humbly plead for an answer please.. I'm in my 300 level banking and finance in federal University in the north(bayero University ) ... Our level cord told us to buy a form and become student members of the (chartered Institute of risk and loan management).. The problem is not buying the form but we were not told how it works as in he didn't enlighten us more about it... And my problem is that most of my course mates are just too annoying, they won't even ask more information, they started paying but I made up my mind that I need to know more about it bedore I pay and how relevant it is to my career and discipline and most especially in job market..


Pls how relevant is the CHARTERED INSTITUTE OF LOAN AND RISK MANAGEMENT in Nigeria and does any one has full idea about it.... Pls kindly reply
Certification And Training Adverts › How Relevant Is Chartered Institute Of Loan And Risk Management In Nigeria by Timekeeper(op): 6:05am On Jul 05, 2018
HOW RELEVANT IS THIS INSTITUTE?

I humbly plead for an answer please.. I'm in my 300 level banking and finance in federal University in the north(bayero University ) ... Our level cord told us to buy a form and become student members of the (chartered Institute of risk and loan management).. The problem is not buying the form but we were not told how it works as in he didn't enlighten us more about it... And my problem is that most of my course mates are just too annoying, they won't even ask more information, they started paying but I made up my mind that I need to know more about it bedore I pay and how relevant it is to my career and discipline and most especially in job market..


Pls how relevant is the CHARTERED INSTITUTE OF LOAN AND RISK MANAGEMENT in Nigeria and does any one has full idea about it.... Pls kindly reply
Romance › Re: Did I Cheat On Her? by Timekeeper: 9:17pm On Jul 02, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Theres no evidence that she did.
But action they say speaks louder than words.. She can't eat her cake and have it... He has been with her for 5 years, I'm sure the guy is in the right position to know if a lady has changed or not... Well, it's his life.. But no evidence that the guy too cheated on her, maybe dem no even touch each other
Romance › Re: Did I Cheat On Her? by Timekeeper: 8:40pm On Jul 02, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Is that how u easily let go of those u love?
So he shud continue loving someone that is provably fucking another person abi.. U wise
Sports › Messi Fan Commits Suicide In West Bengal After Defeat To France by Timekeeper(op): 10:32am On Jul 02, 2018
20-year-old boy hangs himself after Argentina's ouster from World Cup...
Monotosh Halder, a 20-year-old Messi and Argentina fan, committed suicide in Habibpur which is in West Bengal's Malda district after the Albicelestes went down 4-3 to France in the Round of 16 of the ongoing World Cup in Russia.
Halder, an ardent Messi fan, was heartbroken after his favourite team's ouster from the elite competition. He skipped dinner on Saturday night and went off to sleep locking the doors of his bedroom.
On Sunday morning, even after several attempts when he did not open the door, the police was informed. The door was breached by the police and Halder's dead body was found hanging from the ceiling.
"My son had no illness. He was an Argentina fan and every day he used to remain glued to the TV since the world cup had started. He was distraught after Argentina's loss to France. But we never thought he would do something like this," said Mongol Halder, father of the deceased.
Meanwhile, Malda police have started a probe. "We are investigating the case. It seems that he has committed suicide since Argentina lost in the world cup," said the police.
Another incident of suicide had been earlier reported from Kerala when a 30-year-old's body was recovered from of a nearby river in Kottayam. The youth had penned a suicide letter and went missing after Argentina's humiliating 3-0 defeat against Croatia on June 21.
Both Kerala and West Bengal are footballing hotbeds of India and South American countries like Brazil and Argentina are hugely popular among the masses.

http://m.goal.com/e/en/news/8/main/2018/07/02/46026042/world-cup-2018-messi-fan-commits-suicide-in-west-bengal
Sports › Re: Kylian Mbappe Makes History At The World Cup As Cristiano Ronaldo Crashed Out by Timekeeper: 10:35pm On Jun 30, 2018
Click like for mbappe, share for Ronaldo and Messi
Politics › Re: Taiwo Obasanjo: "Tope Adebutu Bent On Destroying Olujonwo Obasanjo, My Son" by Timekeeper: 10:33pm On Jun 30, 2018
Click like if you think obasanjo is part of Nigeria problem, click share if not
Education › Re: Lady Expelled From Federal University Lokoja Unjustly Speaks by Timekeeper: 9:51pm On Jun 30, 2018
If you think this is buhari's fault, click like, if not click share
Sports › Re: Uruguay Vs Portugal: World Cup (2 - 1) On 30th June 2018 by Timekeeper:
Horlhamhi:
yea..
Or can you WhatsApp me
Sports › Re: Uruguay Vs Portugal: World Cup (2 - 1) On 30th June 2018 by Timekeeper: 9:40pm On Jun 30, 2018
ROSYL:
Oh c’mon how old was he there? 12?

Besides, he cried after the match but your guy Messi squeezes his face and always looks demoralized on the pitch.
Shi, go to kitchen. Ronaldo na small pikin wey him dey cry. Mature Messi
Sports › Re: Uruguay Vs Portugal: World Cup (2 - 1) On 30th June 2018 by Timekeeper: 9:38pm On Jun 30, 2018
Horlhamhi:
yea..
Can we really get acquainted??
Sports › Re: Uruguay Vs Portugal: World Cup (2 - 1) On 30th June 2018 by Timekeeper: 9:01pm On Jun 30, 2018
Horlhamhi:
your call..
U a lover of football... I just dm u
Romance › Re: What Is The Farthest You Have Ever Travelled For Sex? by Timekeeper(op): 8:27am On Jun 29, 2018
Alphafeezay:
Sexjourners please give us the distance, I want to use it to calculate your perimeter of foolishness.
Boko haram alfa, go meet ur fulani masters abeg...
Romance › What Is The Farthest You Have Ever Travelled For Sex? by Timekeeper(op): 7:51am On Jun 29, 2018
It's been trending on twitter but someone like me, I only do Nairaland, WhatsApp and Facebook.. Lemme just say my loyalties lies with Nairaland...
B_moree travelled from berger to ajah for dick
Chidi traveled to asaba, Abuja and ekiti for sex

For me, ain't thinking of anywhere for now but might later


Romance landers, what is the farthest you have ever travelled for sex?

And if you haven't travelled, then

What is the farthest someone has ever travelled to your place for sex?

Cc:
Livingfree
Ishlove
Farano
sabenabeauty
Makydebbie
yeyerolling

Queenserah26
Kimbraa
Craziestgirl
roarik
Politics › Re: President Buhari Attends Launch Of Nigeria HIV/AIDS Indictor And Impact Survey I by Timekeeper: 8:41pm On Jun 28, 2018
Ennyhorlar:
President muhammadubuhari attends the Launch of Nigeria HIV/AIDS Indicator and Impact Survey in Abuja alongside the Minister of state health Dr Osagie Ehanire, DG National Agency for the Control of Aids (NACA) Dr Sani Aliyu, Chairman NACA Board Dame Patience Tallen and CD UNAIDS Dr Erasmus Morah.

Source : FCMgist

Photo credit: Bayo Omoboriowo

http://fcmgist..com/2018/06/president-buhari-attends-launch-of.html?m=1
Click like if you don't want buhari for second term, click share if you want buhari for 2019
Romance › Re: Man Took His Girlfriend To The River Side And Proposed To Her (photos) by Timekeeper: 11:53am On Jun 28, 2018
GisterBlogger:
GistMore.com

A heart caring man made a surprised package to his girlfriend as he took her to the river side and propose to her. She took to her Instagram page to share e goodness, but wait oh they even had a toast of wine. Lol

The excited lady wrote...



See their lovely photos below...

GIST BY GISTMORE : http://www.gistmore.com/man-took-girlfriend-river-side-proposed-photos

Cc; Lalasticlala, mynd44
Maybe he knew that his fiancee is a mamiwater so protocol must be duly observed or face the consequence...
Education › Re: Top Ten Institutions Chosen As First Choice By Candidates In 2018 UTME by Timekeeper: 10:06am On Jun 28, 2018
Click like if you think University is better than polytechnic, click share if you think otherwise..



Anyway I rep BUK
Sports › Re: 'Why Super Eagles Lost To Argentina' – Jay-Jay Okocha Speaks by Timekeeper: 10:02am On Jun 28, 2018
Click like if you think okocha is right, click share if you think he is wrong
Politics › Re: Bashir El-Rufai: "Shehu Sani Is A Bastard Pulling Nigeria Backwards" by Timekeeper: 9:57am On Jun 28, 2018
If you think buhari, mumuric, El rufai and fulani herdsmen are fools, kindly click like, if not click share...
Politics › Re: Buhari Treating Killer Herdsmen With Kid Gloves — Soyinka by Timekeeper: 9:56am On Jun 28, 2018
If you think buhari, mumuric and fulani herdsmen are fools, kindly click like, if not click share...
Politics › Re: Fulani Threat Of War Is Fake- Muric by Timekeeper: 9:55am On Jun 28, 2018
If you think buhari, muric and fulani herdsmen are fools, kindly click like, if not click share...
Politics › Re: Fulani Threat Of War Is Fake- Muric by Timekeeper: 9:52am On Jun 28, 2018
If you think buhari is the best president and fulani are good citizens, kindly click like, if not click share...
Politics › Re: FG Dismisses Global Report On Nigeria’s Poverty Level by Timekeeper: 9:51am On Jun 28, 2018
If you think buhari is the best president, kindly click like, if not click share....
Sports › Re: Ighalo: 'I Enjoyed Every Bit Of The World Cup' by Timekeeper: 7:15am On Jun 28, 2018
czarina:
Good one Ighalo. This is life. You win some you lose some. Stay warm kiss
Is it just massage u offer or there is additional benefit of patronage?
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Lie About Their Ex Bf Just To Gain Pity From Their Current Bf? by Timekeeper(op): 7:13am On Jun 28, 2018
Colourich:
Hahahhahahaha, life itself isn't fair.
Meaning??
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Lie About Their Ex Bf Just To Gain Pity From Their Current Bf? by Timekeeper(op): 7:12am On Jun 28, 2018
olowo1995:
Who know if he really does it, because if not why will he be trying to reach her to apologise. Na guilty conscience.
Are you blind? Sumone told me her ex raped her, went to tell her current bf that raped n disvirgined her.....

Ps: I just want to apologize Cox number 1,i broke up with her due to my immaturity n she was sad... Secondly to warn her to desist from spoiling my image in public.... My main reason is just to warn her to stop spoiling me Cox I know two guys have me in mind as a rapist, how many more wud she have told now just to gain sympathy?

Guy pls think... Nothing like guilty conscience for rape
Crime › Re: Man Gets Accused Of Rape By Lady He Ignored For His Laptop (Pics) by Timekeeper: 7:08am On Jun 28, 2018
CastedBlog:
Lady Accuses Man of Rape for Choosing Laptop over her, After Spending 1hr to Meet him in Lagos (Photos)


Berger to Ajah is currently Trending on Twitter with over 20k tweets, and if you're wondering what could be the reason, Am here for you..

Here's how it started, A Lady that Stays at Berger Lagos state transported herself to Ajah, spent over 1hr on the road just to meet her new 'boyfriend' whom she has been chatting with on Twitter for sometime.

Now if you stay in Lagos, You'd Understand the Distance From Berger to Ajah, The traffic, and You'd spend nothing less than 700 to Ajah, Thats how far the place is..

The Lady B_moree_ on Getting to Ajah was expecting this guy Uche to go gaga and drizzle over her body, But the opposite was the answer, So he decided to focus on his Laptop, And had less of her time, Leaving her lonely all night as she past the Night There..

In revenge for neglecting her, The lady sent a message to Subdelivery telling Them that a Guy raped after she Transported herself from Berger to Ajah to visit him...

And Boom, Nigerians have floated the name Berger to Ajah is now trending with funny reactions see below!

P.S: She has reacted to the news, and according to her calling him a rapist, was not her intention.



Gossip From Ebiwali--
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/06/lady-accuses-man-of-rape-for-choosing.html



Cc; Lalasticlala
Same way my ex accused me of raping after she also told me that her ex raped her... She told another guy that I raped her too.... Girls and victims card sha



Cc:
Pocahontas
Livingfree
Ishlove Farano Ahnie Makydebbie Blackhawk
Hisduchess
Mrbolt565


Una dey see

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