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Politics › Re: Nigeria Collapse Imminent As Rise Of Biafra Inevitable – Nnamdi Kanu by Timekeeper: 9:19am On Apr 29, 2019
My brother if she refused to introduce you to her parents , impregnate her ,sit down and relax *her parents will come introduce themselves to u*
Politics › Re: Nigeria Collapse Imminent As Rise Of Biafra Inevitable – Nnamdi Kanu by Timekeeper: 9:19am On Apr 29, 2019
My brother if she refused to introduce you to her parents , impregnate her ,sit down and relax *her parents will come introduce themselves to u*���
Politics › Re: Dickson Signs Bill For Bayelsa Lawmakers’ Life Pension by Timekeeper: 9:18am On Apr 29, 2019
Father lord,the sex that you gave as for *reproduction and satisfaction*.. some girls are using for *fundraising ooo.*
Politics › Re: Buhari – Absent With His House On Fire By Tunde Asaju by Timekeeper: 9:17am On Apr 29, 2019
*Your girlfriend asked you for money and you are shouting am I your father.you that is sucking her breast, is she your mother*?
Romance › Industrious Igbo: Things To Do If Malaria Vaccines Gets To Nigeria by Timekeeper(op): 8:34pm On Apr 28, 2019
As you guys know or just know was malaria vaccine don reach Malawi. Well, I heard It may last for 10 years before u apply another vaccine. So I am here to advise you Nigerians what to do when malaria vaccine gets to Nigeria.
As you guys know say our Igbo brothers are very creative and industrious, trust me, na fake malaria vaccines go full market. Aba made vaccines I mean, so we need to be careful. To avoid story that touch, follow this 2 process and be safe:

1. If the vaccine gets to Nigeria, if it expires after 10 years, Pls make sure you use it after 6 months Cox Igbo vaccine wey go dominate market no fit reach 1 year, trust me, China product better pass them

2. If u are getting the original vaccine also, Pls renew after 2 years since Africa is a test lab for our oyinbo people but if u no get money for original, Pls get Aba made vaccines and renew after 6 months, I repeat after 6 months


I hope one day, Nigeria and Africa as a whole will be free from malaria parasite

Cc;
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Fashion › Re: Define Your Curls With These Techniques by Timekeeper: 7:56pm On Apr 28, 2019
No wonder ladies brain dey always dey curly.... No straight sense in them...

Isshhhh
Politics › Re: 2023: Tinubu Allies Demand Plan B by Timekeeper: 6:12pm On Apr 28, 2019
Herdsmen:
Is other way round ...Yorubas rush to marry igbo girls just for igbo blood...

Only few igbos does that...Yoruba blood...
Reason am naw...
Deep down ..you know say you dey admire and envy..igbos...

Talk true ..and it shall set you free... continue..and rest in bitterness...cos it changes nothing.
You think Yoruba cares about Igbo... We want to be igbo for where, no be una dey run come our land just to be known with the yorubas... We are proud to be Yorubas... If u r proud to be Igbo, go ur mud village back
Sports › Re: CEDB Suspend Neymar For 3 UEFA Competition Matches For Insulting Match Officials by Timekeeper: 3:06pm On Apr 28, 2019
Neymar is Better than ronaldo and Messi join


Argue with my dead grandfather
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Praying That A 4-Year-Old Stagnant Water Should Dry Up In Lagos (Photos) by Timekeeper: 2:54pm On Apr 28, 2019
See him head .. Na Igbo man.. Always disgracing people upandan
Health › Re: World’s First Malaria Vaccine Launched In Malawi by Timekeeper: 2:07pm On Apr 28, 2019
Mursz:
A case in point was the ebola epidemic, the US denied it had no treatment for ebola despite pleas from the Nigerian and Liberian govt, however when the 2 american doctors were infected miraculously they were cured.

Before Bill gates got involved with malaria, Fovt of african countries had spent millions in malaria medicine and research. All that was being created were drugs, not a vaccine.

A drug sustains the market, vaccines dont.
Ayam not understand.. What is the difference between drug and vaccine?

Why is vaccine so special sir??
Education › Re: JAMB To Release 2019 UTME Results From Monday by Timekeeper: 6:37am On Apr 28, 2019
I did Jamb since 2011, Pls will my result be included sir?? Cox I dey sure say I score pass 209 wey una give me, better make amendment now or I press charges
Foreign Affairs › Re: Daimler Says It Has No Idea How North Korea's Kim Got His Mercedes Limos by Timekeeper: 6:34am On Apr 28, 2019
ollah1:
World is safer?? Yet there have series of wars? There have been series of countries been destroyed. Presently, USA and her cohorts are bullying Assad and Maduro which cant happen to North Korea. Those countries would have kissed their ass goodbye if not for Russia.



Well, the terrorist here are your Christian brothers. It's your god that instructed one of his bloody foot soilders to destroy a country.
Even God destroyed Egypt, Sodom and Gomorrah... God told bush to destroy Iraq before Iraq destroy the world..


Who told you Muslim brothers to blown churches and forcefully kidnap Chibok girls, to become boko haram, IsIS and so on.. Isn't it your Muhammed that told them to harass small girls
Foreign Affairs › Re: Daimler Says It Has No Idea How North Korea's Kim Got His Mercedes Limos by Timekeeper: 11:02pm On Apr 27, 2019
ollah1:
I wouldn't call it a failed system of government but what works for a nation might not work for another.
Imagine if the bomb falls into the hand of ur Islam brothers. They will just blow Nigeria off in the name of Allah...


Nuclear needs to be regulated Cox of Islam terrorist
Education › Re: Queen Tardoo: First Lady To Study Aeronautical Engineering From Benue by Timekeeper: 10:29pm On Apr 27, 2019
Maket:
Wife material.......or .........
Building materials
Crime › Re: If You Are Bold Enough As Yahoo Boy, Report Yourself - Dolapo Badmus by Timekeeper: 5:49pm On Apr 27, 2019
How dear you challenge us?

Oya my elders brothers for yahoo, make una respond.. Show una courage, Afonja haa challenge us, don't let us be a chest beater
Celebrities › Re: Shina Peller And E-money Jet Out Together (photo) by Timekeeper: 8:32am On Apr 27, 2019
Vanity upon vanity..
Politics › Re: Stella Oyedepo: Lai Mohammed Condoles With Hezekiah Oyedepo Over Wife’s Death by Timekeeper: 8:31am On Apr 27, 2019
This is not fair Lai... U shud console ojukwu wife for the loss of Ojukwu... The great man of biafra, the residential pastor of cote d voire
Education › Re: UNILAG Students Dragging Water From A Broken Tap by Timekeeper: 8:24am On Apr 27, 2019
Trust me, na those Igbo girls wey leave their land come lagos dey drag water for unilag


If we say no admission for Igbo now, they will start shouting... Now see the rukus they are causing in Lagos
Crime › Re: Adewara Damilola Blessings Commits Suicide In Ogun By Drinking Sniper. Photos by Timekeeper: 7:29pm On Apr 26, 2019
Sniper is now an aphrodisiac

Pls ban sniper
Events › Re: Photos From Tecno Spark 3 Party (Lagos Edition) by Timekeeper: 7:27pm On Apr 26, 2019
seegi:
Everything na Lagos it always take place


By the way We have Farmlands for sale in Ilorin at various locations Check my Signature for more details
U want Dem to take it to yeastern state wey be say na mud full there


If e no be lagos, e no fit be eko
Events › Re: Photos From Tecno Spark 3 Party (Lagos Edition) by Timekeeper: 7:26pm On Apr 26, 2019
How can u swap my spark 2 with spark 3.. I bought it in December 2018, still neat and working perfectly.


How much i add collect spark 3 abeg?..
Crime › Re: 19 Students Commit Suicide in India For Failing Exams by Timekeeper: 7:24pm On Apr 26, 2019
All these one no even get mind.. Our guys are failing here and still go to night club to shake their sorrow away..

Weak men
Crime › Re: Edo NBA bars lawyers from defending kidnap, robbery suspects by Timekeeper: 7:23pm On Apr 26, 2019
Bad decisions.. What if they are not guilty?
At least a suspect is innocent until he is proven guilty
Health › Re: Fake Drugs In South East Increases Number Of Deaths by Timekeeper: 3:51pm On Apr 26, 2019
Not surprised. Ojukwu first started the killing, now it's drug Lord kanu
Romance › Re: Is She Right Or This Is Equality Fight? by Timekeeper: 10:21am On Apr 26, 2019
GlobalGisting:
I am not sure bringing in her parents was insulting. I only gave her an example of what I mean. I'm not just a boyfriend but a potential hubby. I've given her my ring and she ought to understand that this is going beyond friendship. My Mom never demanded that my dad greets her first, and I only asked her what the routine is like in their home. To a large extent in Africa, a woman is seen as respectful when she greets her hubby. In did case though I'm not demanding, I only asked why she never spells her greetings completely and instead types like she is addressing her ordinary friend. In fact I wouldn't have noticed if she didn't greet at all. But such soulless way of greeting equals disrespect
Shut up jare.. Your matter dey vex me sef.. And u fit be Yoruba, just spoiling our image
Politics › Re: Ekiti, Ondo, Kwara And Benue Ready To Pay New Minimum Wage by Timekeeper: 10:21am On Apr 26, 2019
Can see some flat head Igbo guys and beard beard ladies talking about they hope lagos and ogun pay it.. Abeg wetin concern agbero with laptop?

Let them focus on their red mud village govt... Abeg
Romance › Re: Is She Right Or This Is Equality Fight? by Timekeeper: 10:11am On Apr 26, 2019
GlobalGisting:
I totally love your stance on advise. The truth is I greet her first sometimes. In fact I'm always the first to chat her up each morning. Yes we only do this on fone cos she is in school and we don't get to see often. I'd wake and send her chats like "Hello darling, how was ur night? And then she'd respond with "it was fine. Gm", I sometimes send GoodMorning Ms. Hope u slept well? And she responds yes I slept well. Gm. So I kinda asked her why she never spells her greetings completely and she starts insulting me.
I hope she just dump us sorry ass before u turn her to slave after marriage
Romance › Re: Is She Right Or This Is Equality Fight? by Timekeeper: 10:09am On Apr 26, 2019
GlobalGisting:
So fellow Nairalanders, here I come again to seek for advice. So I've been managing my relationship with this girl. We been going out for three years now, I'd have married her if not for her insistence on graduating first. I made an initial post about her repulsive attitudes here in an initial post and so many Nairalanders suggested I watch her a little longer. We have been having hiccups here and there but like every other relationships we try to amend it.
Recently I took notice of something. She greets me like I'm just a friend or her classmate. "GM" "gud pm" "morning" "how u dey" "how far" etc. I tried correcting her by educating her that as a potential husband she ought to learn to greet me properly with "Good Morning" or Good Afternoon" or even with my local dialect greeting well spelt instead of "GM" Gud pm" morning" because apart from husband to be, we are not agemates either and in my tradition once a woman is married into a family, she must greet every adult male even though she is senior to most of them. If she finds it difficult to respect me how possible will be for her to respect my family?
After the correction she dropped a bombshell "How many times do you greet me first when u wake up in the morning? And I asked her "So your Dad wakes up and greets ur mom good morning ma first"?
Please Nairalanders is it pride on my part or she is just lacking home training?
Here is a little of our chats

[10/10, 11:38 AM] Boo: Please
You don't greet first except I greet you first
Totally wrong
[10/10, 11:39 AM] Boo: And if I greet you say I don't greet well
[10/10, 11:39 AM] Boo: I greeted you with .....gm..
[10/10, 11:40 AM] Boo: And imagine your response??��‍♀
[10/10, 11:40 AM] : I'm so ashamed of you for that statement
[10/10, 11:40 AM] Boo: Pride says so much of you
[10/10, 11:40 AM] : Does your Dad wake up to greet your mom?
[10/10, 11:41 AM] : Well I would nt be surprised
[10/10, 11:55 AM] : I wonder what you will become suppose u find ordinary 5hundred thousand naira in your account
[10/10, 11:55 AM] : God forbid your type
[10/10, 12:01 PM] Boo: So because you want to show me you are more aged than me?
I must always greet you first?
Have you even for once say it!!!
I have seen very young couples say a lil good morning to each other
You are so fuckn stupidly proud
You are, you were and you will be stupid for bringing her parents into it.. Ediat, u wan a lady to worship you Abi bcox u wana marry her.. Ewu
Celebrities › Re: Falz Shares Major Throwback Pictures With Friends by Timekeeper: 8:00am On Apr 26, 2019
I'm the other guy sampling the girl from the back. I remember then, falz always like anytin at the front and he gives me the back... Mind u, the ass and Honeywell are at the back, so technically falz loves only lips and boobs, the remaining ones is for me..
Health › Re: World Malaria Day 2019: What To Know About Malaria Globally by Timekeeper: 7:53am On Apr 26, 2019
Op and every other concerned person


How possible is it?
I notice whenever I'm back in Lagos, no matter the mosquito bite, I don't get sick.. Even when I came to Lagos for my IT, almost a year of mosquito bite and I didn't have malaria

But whenever I come to kano, just one night mosquito bite will finish me. Even in ogun state back then, just a night or two mosquitoes bite finishes me..

What is the causes of this?
Health › Re: World Malaria Day 2019: What To Know About Malaria Globally by Timekeeper: 7:51am On Apr 26, 2019
Come to kano state especially Sabon gari... The mosquitoes are just too much mehnnnnn
Education › Re: Adekunle Ajasin University Ondo Shut Down Over Protest. Photos by Timekeeper: 5:07pm On Apr 25, 2019
That's why I prefer pay before registration of course. I mean full payment at once.. No wahala,... Federal schools are the best joor

Believe me, those police are Igbo.. They just want to inflict wounds on yoruba people

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