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RTSC:
Whoever controls 5G, controls the world. Limitless capability.

When the US won the race for 4G technology, it added 100 billion dollars to their GDP.

If they win the 5G war, it would add 500 billion dollars to the American economy.

That is a lot of money that no superpower wants to let go.
If you are American, support Trump. If you are not American, China is who you should be rooting for.

Rubbish. China ko... God forbid.. Useless China that makes things hard.. How many Nigerians or African dey trip for China to go hustle... You no get sense... Even u sef dey look for opportunity to go Yankee


Root for China ko, sow for chinko ni.. Ode

Honestly to marry dey fear me... As in ladies are just Cheating anyhow these days. Been a while u hear a news that a guy cheated but ladies are the order of the day now.. Cheat this cheat that... Are ladies gradually over coming men when it come to cheating?

What is the cause of excessive cheating by ladies?

I think very soon, cheating will be traded as a security on the Nigerian stock exchange very soon.

Guys be ready to invest, Mark my words, cheating by ladies will be traded on the Nigerian stock exchange market soon


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Ishlove
Lalasticala
Saff
Pocohantas
Mannabbqgirlls
Queenice
Onyi22
Makydebbie
PrimadonnaO
ImaIma1
MissSweet
Gudvibz
Mercy0008
Funmisticqueen
IamPlato
MariaLavina
Biglittlelois
Amatarasha

Buhari that I know, the show will not hold jare...
Ask me why, he will not come

Quest33:
Between Pharmacy and Medical Lab Science. Which one would you recommend

Hi nairalanders,

Please i did this year UTME and had 265 but I'm confused on which course to study between medical lab science and pharmacy, i picked Uniben

P. S I'm not really a lover of maths


Mods please help me move this to frontpage

So you are a jambito.. And it's your type that abuse married men, graduates and students on this faceless forum.. If them Born you well, lemme see you abuse any of your elders here

Lovelyn451:
e consign me? If u like school at Yusuf Maitama

Morning lash... Anyway, I was not trying to prove anytin sha.. Just telling you how close we are sha.. But never mind... Have a gud day

Lovelyn451:
I no like all of them...I've never seen a snake in my life n I don't want to see

Can we exchange contacts? I school here in Bayero University

Today in service, I was wondering when last I opened to a particular Bible verse.

My own infamous Bible verse is zephaniah


Which one is yours?


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Lalasticala IamPlato MariaLavina biglittlelois Amatarasha

Tonye001 created a thread and I was moved. I have insulted a lot of people on this forum especially when it comes to tribe and religion. Like Tonye001 said, you don't if the person you are insulting is a doctor treating ur family or someone that will help you or ur family later in the future.
To all Nairalanders that I have offended and erred against, Timekeeper forward his apologize statement. Though insults makes this forum interesting and at the same time disrespecting people all because this is a faceless forum is out of sense. Once again, I really apologize to you and from. This moment, if you like insult me die, I will just Waka pass

Modified: I have never abused Hungerbad, I'm just apologizing to others that I have disrespected on this thread
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Amatarasha
Onyi22

makydebbie:
"I thought I won"
Most foolish thing I've seen this year.
Won what? Made him stop commenting so you're a hero? Sigh.

Oh thank God you are still alive. Mummy debbie

OK... If the bad guy never disfigured her, her boobs, her attitude, and her pussy

husbandsnatcha:
Rip 2 him ,
But timekeeper must it be you ?
You are a chronic hypocrite ,He is a philantropist ....have u contemplated on his kind of life 2 emulate him or u just open ur fake pretentious thread out of idleness. After an hour u will start ur normal routine of wishing genocide to a particular tribe..

luk at him one minute silent ..Hate pretenders

I will come back to your matter later when the atmosphere is cool..

It's so painful I didn't really get familiar with you. I only see your post of financial help and I'm always late because I don see people account number queuing for assistance. Hungerbad, you have done what no man can repay, you have helped and done the best humanity service.
One day, I hope to take up this philanthropist heart of yours because I pity the world if there are no good people that cares about the need of others. I see the world going into extinction even when God judgement day never come. The numbers of bad and heartless people kept increasing everyday.
If permitted, I would like to take your space in the US army and continue in ur step to helping those in need.

It's funny, the mention Hungerbad wud have gotten after his death might be much more than the one he got when he was alive. Sad enough, no body will able to open his thread to check his mentions.

Oh Death
Making unknown people relevant

As a Christian, there are two greater joy;
No joy is greater than being saved before death
No joy is greater than helping some one in need at that moment


RIp in peace Hungerbad
RIp in peace manhood
RIp in peace great philanthropists

Other nairalander should not forget, The TIMEKEEPER is watching, the time is going.
I challenge a Nairalanders should take up Hungerbad philanthropic action till young guys like us are fully equipped to also help others in mass

Don't forget, help start from ur doorstep. If you can't help your neighbor, you can't help the world

Just....

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Jacqueline22:
You don’t need to be scared!!! be real to her no pretence
Or are u saying joking with her will make her reject you or make her see you as a lousy person?
Choi be yourself and stop trying to fake what you are not.. in other to keep a relationship.
Hope this makes sense to you?

Not that, I mean I'm not too playful with her.. We play but there shud be a way to play with causal friends and a lady you love... I don't pretend to her, I told her. There are some things she thinks about Mr, I had to make it clear to her that I am not.. For example, she thinks I don't listen to casual music, I told her that it's a lie. Bcox I am active in church doesn't mean I don't. I even showed her my music and let her see my hip hop.. I don't wanna pretend to her at all...

Sundrus:
bcus women na him major problem for life

Not that, It just this lady.... Just this lady... Not any other lady

tee59:
You always post about girls. Why?

Not girls, it's the same lady I'm always posting about... The girl never change

SageMK:
Your title says you are sacred. What are you scared of?

Seems like you are bottling up your true intentions. You want to be with her yet you are scared of the unknown.

You are scared of her rejecting you if you open up your feelings so you talk nonsense in the name of keeping her company and gisting. Well done Time keeper.

If you don't want her to forget you, then let her know what you want. Start stealing kisses & pressing boobs.

If you bottle up, you'll lose just like Barca did against Liverpool after playing it safe. She'll friendzone your ass.

How? I'm not pressing any boobs jare....

Auladimeji:
Did I just read "Someone you spend future with"? Should I shock him

Shock yourself.. U don't understand at all or I am the one that doesn't understand.. I don't really trust any lady but I hope to end up with her... Settle with her

Easybela:
there are things that can't just be said,different situation calls for different actions and different actions calls for different reactions. No one here will tell u do this or do that,we don't no her,u do. Anytime you are with her, whatever the situation throws at u,be a man and tackle it. Most importantly, be nice,this is d most important stage of your journey, whether it will or not work out,starts now!!!

Nice as in

Auladimeji:
Did I just read "Someone you spend future with"? Should I shock him

Shock yourself.. U don't understand at all or I am the one that doesn't understand.. I don't really trust any lady but I hope to end up with her... Settle with her

There is this particular lady I really like but most times when we meet, I use to fear that it will boring Cox I don't just know what to say. The fact is that I'm not a boring guy, especially when I'm with my course mate especially ladies, chai. I'm this kind of guy that lights up a place if it's boring. I don't take boringness in my surrounding, they know me too well when it comes to ladies in our department, I'm always disturbing, making them laff and even a lecturer told me to be careful.. But when it come to this lady, she is a kinda person that isn't too lively too and I don't really play much with her. And again, I discovered that it has never been boring between us, sumtin just comes up and we will be together gisting for like 2 hours before I see her off to her hostel. But I fear that time will come when we go don Gist everything. I feel like playing with her like I do with my female course mates but you know, there shud be difference in handling who you want to have a future with and who are just your friends. And I really enjoyed her too, I discovered that she is also full of life. She is happy, laughing and sumtyms tell me about her childhood. I feel so happy that she is happy.

Ladies, Guys, what do you feel I shud do more to make her not forget me? Pls nobody shud mention sex abeg for now, just others things that I can relate with her and she will always yearn to be with me.

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MariaLavina
Biglittlelois
Amatarasha
Funmisticqueen
tolanibae
phintohlar
MissRaine69 (one of my favorite Nairalander)
Jacqueline22
missimelda01

funmisticqueen:
,*smiles*

This one u r insinuating on broke men, I pray u wunt enter 40 before you marry.. Better humble ursef funmi.. No man wants to he poor, I tell you.
So for u, no money no commitment, can you bring up a man with ur money?

Do something distinctive from other Nigerian ladies

Mekuze2:
Dear Nairalanders,

My gf of two months finally allowed me access to her honey pot only for me to find out dt sex is painful to her. Anytime I put my joystick ND do for 5mins ...she will tell me to come out dt it's paining her. Please what could be the cause.

It has made me not enjoy sex with her and make me think of cheating. Matured advise only.

Girls haf suffer, at the end u will not still marry her

ZinoFasisi:
Ask people who have met students from both polys, u will hv ur answers.

In Lagos my foot, Is Oau, UNN, Uniben In Lagos?

We are tested and trusted. We find it way easier to find internship placements because we fair better than other polys in tests and interviews.

Most Big organisations I have been to (though their main staffs are dominated by People with foreign certificates), The main staffs that were Nigerian trained were mostly from OAU, Unilag, CU, Bowen, Uniben, Ui, Unaab, UNN and yabatech. other uni products were there too but very few relative to those i mentioned (Which are mostly outside Lagos)

Been outside lagos isn't an excuse, Abi their recruitment website sef dey lagos?

Be romancing yourself.. Like I said, yaba is opportuned because it's located in Lagos.... Even nekede poly beat yaba wey dey 5th... I rep ilaro poly number 2 okay

ZinoFasisi:
I did jamb 3 times,
first oau said i did wrong course combination ( i passed cut-off

second jamb refused to release my result

third oau list was taking ages, i accepted yabatech admission saying incase oau no click. oau said i shouldn't hv accepted yabatech, jamb can't give 2 admissions to 1 candidates

I don't know of other polys oo, but most people i met at yabatech are intelligent guys who didn't hv time to read for jamb (still had more that 190), guys with unexpected uni admissions issues and guys who choose Yabatech as first choice (Art, computer science and engineering students)

I later went on to a University (Chai most are dull). For yabatech if u get carry over, e dey be lyk u life wan finish (u go too go cry). but when i got to uni, it was a normal thing. Students said it without shame (Omo i get that man course carryover oo)

What i did in ND was the same i did in uni 100lv to 400lv semester, I no even go their class sef, I still burst their brain

Till date attending yabatech is 1 of d best thing God had done for me

If u get less than 180 forget yabatech, na ur money dem go just collect.

Ilaro before yabatech.. Nekede poly before ilaro


Yabatech na 5th position

ZinoFasisi:
Most Bsc too won't, I dunno of other polys oooo,

yabatech students with a GP of at least 3.3, Bros Any test we dey pass anyhow, From Pwc to Kpmg to P&G, coca cola, British Tobacco, Nestle Andela, Totol, chevron, sahara oil, etc we dey pass burst their brain.

Still the Bsc Employers Always discriminate, only talk us as interns and we go still dey run their own work for dem. Until we burst their brain as interns b4 they take us as full time, theya never take us as full time directly. But that we yabatech students are good, they all know that.....

Upon all ur mumu talk.. Ur yabatech still dey learn for brilliancy where fed poly Ilaro dey... The only advantage una get na just bcox una dey within lagos where companies can easily access... If you doubt me, try me...

Ilaro far better than yabatech and I mean it

I'm also an Ond holder but currently rounding up my BSc but I miss poly so much.. I miss the competition so much for poly.

For uni, dull head too plenty although genius dey too but most genius for uni are firstly product of poly

Dear Men ..If you have no intention of marrying her, one round is enough. Stop drilling somebody's future wife for nothing..

Dear Men ..If you have no intention of marrying her, one round is enough. Stop drilling somebody's future wife for nothing..

You can't be a prayer warrior and side chick at the same time. My sister choose one

Nowenuse:
You actually don't know that Igalas, Idomas & Igedes share more in common with Igbos than they do with Hausa-fulanis.
They have been neighbours for centuries. In fact, during the colonial period, half of Igala land was under Onitsha province under the Southern protectorate/region. It was later transferred to the North when Auchi was transferred from the north to the south.

That's why you see so many Igalas-Idomas sharing similar names and looks with Igbos. They related with each other for centuries before colonialism. You can see that Igala/Idoma communities are found in Delta, Anambra & Enugu states and Igbos in Benue/Kogi state.

Igalas call Hausa people AKECHI. Ask any Igala person what that means, AKECHI means 'people who speak strange languages'. They never use that to call Igbos whom they are more familiar with.

Bleep history.. They said they don't want anything to do with u.. Must u claim other people just bcox of ur useless biafra.... Leave them alone.. They are middle belt not igbo pay tribe pig