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Crime › Re: Jukun Youths Kill Tiv Militias, Pose With Their Corpses (Graphic Photos) by Timekeeper: 4:09pm On May 14, 2019
Nowenuse:
I am concerned when a yoruba man decides to display his usual hypocrisy on a thread concerning middlebelt citizens.
The guy didn't attack u. He only thank God for being a yoruba.. So why attack him first? Maybe u shud read again n see that he didn't attack u, Pained osu


U r extraction of osu but from middle belt.. Attacking Yoruba as if we are the cause of ur problems
Crime › Re: Jukun Youths Kill Tiv Militias, Pose With Their Corpses (Graphic Photos) by Timekeeper: 8:30pm On May 13, 2019
Nowenuse:
I am from the middlebelt. See how narrow-minded you have become with your tribalism, to the extent that everybody who speaks against Yoruba has suddenly become Igbo?
So why are you concerned about a fellow yoruba ma, ediot.. Stay in ur middlebelt, lemme stay in my west
Crime › Re: Jukun Youths Kill Tiv Militias, Pose With Their Corpses (Graphic Photos) by Timekeeper: 8:25pm On May 13, 2019
Nowenuse:
See nonsense. Yet with the liberality of your culture you guys still have dozens of human abbattoirs in your forests where you kidnap people and butcher them to sell their body parts?
Dozens to hundreds of people go missing daily in the southwest due to ritualist killings. God forbid.
Pained osu tribe
Crime › Re: Twitter User, Segun Drinks Sniper Live On Twitter Over Low Jamb Score (photos) by Timekeeper: 3:27pm On May 13, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
Awolowo Abiola Tinubu ...if u know u know
4. Your father 5. Your mother 6. Husbandsnatcha

If you know you know
Christianity Etc › Re: Types Of Spirits That Delay Marriage Of Some Single Sisters by Timekeeper: 6:09am On May 13, 2019
olaboy33:
Funaab might not accept 182 but Delsu would accept being a state university tho your courae might be changed. Work more towards the Putme, knowing someone there would be an added advantage.
Ilaropoly would also definitely accept 182 regardless of course.

Goodluck.
U too fake.. Ilaro wunt accept him unless he changes his first choice funaab to ilaro... That's the only chance he stands. Ilaro accept first choice, if not no admission for him
Christianity Etc › Re: Types Of Spirits That Delay Marriage Of Some Single Sisters by Timekeeper: 6:04am On May 13, 2019
lovelyboi71:
Good evening ladies and gentle men,I'm
Simon,i need your advice,i just checked my
utme result and i scored 182 and i want to
study computer science,i chose funaab as
my first choice and Delsu as 2nd choice,
Ilaroply as 3rd choice,am not happy with the
scored,am sad,please is there stil hope,i
need your advice on what to do?
Do change of course, put ilaro as first most preferred choice.

I mean replace ilaro to that place you put funaab... Bliv me, u can make it to the 2nd best poly in Nigeria this year...
Politics › Re: Leaked Audio: Emefiele, Edward Adamu Discuss How To Cover-up N500bn Stole - SR by Timekeeper: 5:59am On May 13, 2019
skales67:
Thieving thieves everywhere!

If we check, that Adeosun woman follow steal!
Idiot... Why are igbos interested in the downfall of Yorubas.. Coz they recorded ur son wanting to devour money, u quickly want to implicate our daughter.... Ur Papa no tell u say u be omo ale abi
Romance › Re: I'm Kinda Depressed And Losing It, Help Me by Timekeeper(op): 8:41am On May 11, 2019
plavic:
If you can answer this questions truthfully, then you should be on your way to thinking with your mind and not with a blood pumper.

If she told you she has HIV, would that crush remain?

If she had an accident that rendered her indescribably ugly, would you still care for her or slowly drift away?

If she gets pregnant for you, would you risk all for her?

Love is not about admiring beautiful ladies. How come you're not in love with that ugly girl in your class? You're not depressed, you're merely giving yourself a heartache.
If she get hiv as a result of waywardness, I may withdraw

If she has injury, I wunt.. I have come to realise that I just love this lady no matter what may come

If she get pregnant, then God shud just perfect my dream of a comfortable family.

I love her.. Not about beauty, she is not even super beautiful but she is okay for me
Romance › Re: I Like Her So Much But She Is Not Emotionally Ready. Help Me Out Ladies by Timekeeper(op): 4:49pm On May 09, 2019
ecstasy357:
Be unpredictable. Get in her mind, stay in her thoughts and have her heart.

To her you will always be you, predictable and seeking for validation/affirmation.

Women are ruled by their emotions. That emotional freedom she's preaching about ain't possible for her.

You just need to find a way to get through to her. Just get in her mind. Our thoughts shape our reality
How do I get in her heart??
Romance › Re: Very Sad News, my dog is dead by Timekeeper: 4:46pm On May 09, 2019
Preciousgirl:
RIP
.. Same to u
Romance › Re: She Has Given Me An Ultimatum!! by Timekeeper: 4:45pm On May 09, 2019
BUSHYANUS:
You are very stewpid to believe I am dead
The dead has risen again. Bushyanus how was ur journey into the land of the dead?

Where did ur picnic took place, heaven or he'll??
Romance › I'm Kinda Depressed And Losing It, Help Me by Timekeeper(op):
I think I'm losing it
As in I don't know why I can't seem to forget about this lady. I have seen many ladies on campus too that I like but only this lady love last long in my heart. I don't just know, I'm just too Okay with her. Though she is quite boring but yet I still like her, honestly the only thing that can make me leave her alone is when she get married or so sha but I can't forget her.
I tried cutting ties with her last year after I told her about my feelings and she said she wasn't emotionally ready.

See my previous post

https://www.nairaland.com/4719356/like-much-she-not-emotionally

We met again on campus, we shunned each other but we meet coincidentally often. Later I made move to reconcile with her Cox I know that she didn't do anytin wrong. She just said she wasn't emotionally ready for any relationship and I took it too far by ignoring from last year till this year April. Now I have reconciled with her and I don't wana rush her again, I don't know if I still stand or chance or if she is dating someone, I don't know but I just love her so much. I really want a life with her, I'm so close to her younger sisters just bcox of this lady. Her sister sites asked me one day if I'm still in love with her elder sister and I told her the truth that I haven't stopped loving her.
As in, I don't even mind her appearance even though she is beautiful, I just love her and can't stop thinking about her.
Nairalanders, which way? I know I can't lose focus on my academics but yet, I don't wana lose this lady. If she will be my only one in this world, I'm contented with her. I hope to build a comfortable life with her.
I do call her out of her hostel and we talk for like 1 or 2 hours but I feel she isn't seeing my genuine intention and I hope she doesn't fall into a wrong hand before realising who truly loves her genuinely. Moreover she is this kinda person that has frnds much, maybe bcox she grew up her before relocating to Lagos, she has male frnds here in school wella. At first, it was a problem for me and that why I cut ties with her but now, it's not a problem as I can't stop her from making frnds with the people she grew with from her childhood.

Nairalanders Pls help me, I don't wana lose this lady. I'm not rushing but I will be finishing this year but she is still in level 2. How do I make this lady see my real intentions?

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Sports › Re: Mohamed Salah Ruled Out For Barcelona Clash by Timekeeper: 9:25am On May 07, 2019
Shugargal:
Yea yea... today is the D day
Ori e foka sibe... U too make sense jare
Sports › Re: Mohamed Salah Ruled Out For Barcelona Clash by Timekeeper: 12:33am On May 07, 2019
Shugargal:
Eiyaaa Salah pele, but it would have been nice seeing you play in anfield, so the GOAT can finish all of you guys at a go, home and away. anyway get well soon. Mane is there with Chamberlain and Sturrigde even Shakari.. HI to all the cules at home... smiles.
Hello she-cules
Crime › Re: iPhone8 Saved Man From SARS Bullet In Benin, As He Calls For Justice by Timekeeper: 5:17pm On May 06, 2019
I wonder if Samsung wud have saved him from the bullet.. The bullet go don enter sharp sharp
Crime › Re: Zlatan: Cultists Issue Warning To OAU Students! by Timekeeper: 5:15pm On May 06, 2019
Soloton01:
On friday, 3rd of May, Nigeria’s spotlight artiste Zlatan Ibile was hosted at Amphi Theatre in Obafemi Awolowo University, Ife.
Not long after the rapper had a thrilling time on stage, there was an outburst between the students of OAU and cultists from nearby school(OUI).

The cultist group accused ‘Zlatan Ibile’ of being a member and not coming to pay homage to them at their base before he stepped on stage.
On this note, the cultist groups started disrupting the show by attacking students of Obafemi Awolowo University.

The clash left not more than 7 people injured and 1 person feared dead!
It was reported that the cultists were apprehended by the school security unit, where they were dealt with for their actions.

The alleged cultist group sent a warning message to a students of the University, threatening to fight and shed blood of innocent souls.

Here is the message below:
Also a video of the fight seen:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4emj0NkljI&feature=youtu.be
Abeg ama the only one not understanding

What is ibrahimovic doing in Nigeria?
What is OUI
What is Oau


Pls sumone shud explain
Romance › Re: Why Are You Presently Not Dating? by Timekeeper: 5:13pm On May 06, 2019
highcollide:
Oga wetin dey worry you? Na she use her hand expose her number because She say she dey lack suitors. No be you go tell me to comot the number. Abi you dey fear competition?
Nigerians, any small thing na violence... Who dey fight you now? U saw me mentioned her n told her to remove the number. Maybe she isn't aware of our contacts work on nairaland.. I just told her to remove it n u too shud Unquote her so that others wunt see the numbers...
Nobody dey fight u bro, and which one is Competition, girl wey I never even see... That one na competitionhuh
Celebrities › Re: Damilola Adegbite To Next Husband: Your Bride List Will Be Much by Timekeeper: 5:08pm On May 06, 2019
unclesoyo:
Nollywood actress, Damilola Adegbite is definitely looking forward to another marital life as she has just made it clear that her bride price list will be very long.

In a post she just made on her Instagram page, the actress wrote that whoever her next husband is should continue to work hard and make more money for himself as he has a whole lot of responsibilities to cater for in life with her.

The stunning actress who was previously married to Ghanaian actor,Chris Attoh gushed at her beauty while she wrote:

beg make una see person pikin! Ah ah! Kilode?!!! My next husband. Start saving money o. Your bride price list will be very very long.

In other news, Ghanaian actor, Chris Attoh, who was previously married to Damilola Adegbite, for a bit more than a year seemed to find love again after he wedded a new lady, his American-based beau.

But in what looked like a ‘looming crisis’ the actor was caught deleting all photos of himself and his new wife on his Instagram page yesterday.
The actor had previously shared several loved up photos of himself with Betty on the page but the photos are no longer there.

However, we hope the actor has positive reasons for this move.

https://lailasnews.com/get-ready-for-long-bride-price-list-damilola-adegbite-to-next-husband/
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Celebrities › Re: Damilola Adegbite To Next Husband: Your Bride List Will Be Much by Timekeeper: 5:08pm On May 06, 2019
Churchill paid more than this for tontolet and look at the end result

Well I can give u a benefit of doubt Cox u be Yoruba girl, they are always faithful unlike tonto Igbo hoes
Celebrities › Re: Ruggedman With Kolade Johnson’s Family And Lawyer At Magistrate Court (Photos) by Timekeeper: 4:59pm On May 06, 2019
We die there..... Why didn't u go oilpussy
NYSC › Re: Odanike Azuka: Corper Drowns While Swimming At A Beach In Delta State by Timekeeper: 4:57pm On May 06, 2019
Thank God no death recorded.. Not by force to swim ooo
Politics › Re: Taiwo: Obasanjo Has Hired Assassins To Kill Me For Supporting Buhari by Timekeeper: 4:55pm On May 06, 2019
Mama shut up.. You think say obj ebora owu get time to dey send assassin to u.. Who even know if u exist sef? Keep spoiling people reputation
Romance › Re: Why Are You Presently Not Dating? by Timekeeper: 4:53pm On May 06, 2019
highcollide:
sometimes, being physically attractive will help you get a man. If you're not physically attractive, this guy you're giving your number will run away.
Unquote her. Don't expose her number to Nairalanders.. Pls do now.. Thanks
Romance › Re: Why Are You Presently Not Dating? by Timekeeper: 4:50pm On May 06, 2019
Teetop22:
Dad is late since 2000. mum is alive
U can delete it now


Kindly upload your real picture on WhatsApp.. The one there ain't ur real dp... Hope u understand what I'm trying to say
Celebrities › Re: Don Little: There Is No Virgin In Ghana by Timekeeper: 4:38pm On May 06, 2019
Actually there are.. New born babies of ur size are still virgin for the time sake
Romance › Re: Why Are You Presently Not Dating? by Timekeeper: 4:30pm On May 06, 2019
Teetop22:
I need some amount of money to get food stuffs pending when I will get a job. It's really tough really
What about your parents like I asked? Share me ur contact., preferably whatsaap details
Romance › Re: Why Are You Presently Not Dating? by Timekeeper: 4:10pm On May 06, 2019
RiyadhGoddess:
Please don't mention me in any of your senseless opinions again. Mr fish brain, I have seen guys who task ladies with a job. Male parasites that's what I call them. See I'm at work now, no distract me biko
Obviously you are the one with senseless opinions to have concluded that on seeing few guys, then u said guys meaning most guys...

You are confused

Romance › Re: Why Are You Presently Not Dating? by Timekeeper: 3:46pm On May 06, 2019
francesco01:
add me on whatsaap let's talk 08137349272 or drop yours
Don't add this guy ooo.. Na him dey service old ladies for Ibadan with big dick... Message him at ur peril

jaypee4
This francs is a trap, I have told u mine.. U might regret it...
Romance › Re: Why Are You Presently Not Dating? by Timekeeper: 3:43pm On May 06, 2019
jaypee4:
No one has asked me out lately
Maybe there is notin to ask out about you again.. Probably ur boobs don retire, face don old, na make up dey brighten am and ass don over soft like buredi
Romance › Re: Why Are You Presently Not Dating? by Timekeeper: 3:41pm On May 06, 2019
RiyadhGoddess:
Suicide bawo? Me wey never date any man for my life till date at this my age nko wetin make I do? Please there are more important issues than dating o. Thank God you got rid of the thought of suicide. If no guy wants a lady because the lady is jobless, then forget the guy. Most of these guys looking for ladies with job are parasites looking for where to eat from...
Ur brain is like fish oo. So u think as economy hard reach, guys shud appreciate jobless ladies to drain them Abi.. How many guys do u see tasking a lady? U can't say but how many ladies task a guy, over 95 percent

Even the jobful ladies sef are demanding, talk less of jobless one.

I can date a jobless lady only if I know she wants to work but job isn't coming and she is trying. That's the only lady I will appreciate
Romance › Re: Why Are You Presently Not Dating? by Timekeeper: 3:38pm On May 06, 2019
Teetop22:
Thank God you know how it feels like. I pray God help me out too.
What about your parents? Moreover what kinda help do u need??

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