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No Messi

Get him a sex toy
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Dongreat:
Next time you want to make a joke, make sure it’s short as no one loves to read long boring jokes. A punchline is best not a textbook.

and you were too d***b to quote it all... Humans never seize to amaze me..

video was too long. Halfway through it, I got hungry so I left it playing and went to the kitchen to fix my self a toast bread. But then I found out that I'm out of mayonnaise so I went to a store.

There, I saw the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my whole life. But I'm really a shy person so I took up a three-year personality development course so I can introduce my self. She was very friendly and all, but unfortunately, she has a boyfriend. So I said, all good, I'm a mature person.

I want the best for her and I harbor no illusion that I am the best person for her and she seems happy with her boyfriend, so I did not bother her anymore. But we kept in touch and we became friends and I got over my crush on her. Then she broke up with her boyfriend, we drank some alcohol because of it, I told her she'll be fine and I wished her well.

I still think she's the most beautiful woman in the world, but like I said, I am over my crush on her. It was like five years already when I first saw her. Besides, I am quiet happy with the friendship I developed with her. It was more important than a crush. So we kept hanging out, drinking, having coffee, and all. I had a girlfriend, she started dating other guys. My girlfriend wants to live some other life without me in it, so I said, okay, I want the best for you and I want you to pursue your happiness.

My lady friend and I drank alcohol about it, and she gave me the same advice I gave her when she was in that position and I became okay with the breakup immediately. But we were really drunk, so she spent the night in my apartment. I only have one bed, so you know what that means: She took the bed and I slept on the couch. But on the couch, I really can't sleep.

Something was bothering me. So I tossed and turned for about three hours, then I finally can't take it anymore, I stood up and went straight to my room where she's sleeping. I approached the bed, gently sat on it and I reached for her shoulder to pull her closer to me. She stirred and woke up. She asked what's up.

I told her, you know, the first time I saw you, I was watching a video and left it playing to get my self a sandwich then went to the store to get some mayo then I got distracted by life that I forgot to finish the video. She said, you know what, I've been wondering about a weird noise in your night drawer.

So we opened that drawer, and lo and behold, there's my phone and this video still has 30 seconds of play time on it.

Sorry bro take everything to God he alone NOSE our pain.

israel2563 your pets

WHY WHY WHY WHY

My beloved Hazard

Lay him on the bed.. Tell him to close his eyes. Then give him a mind blowing Mouth Action.
Ensure your teeth doesn't touch is organ..
Thank me later.

israel2563:
might or will?

might

Drop your account number.. I might buy it..

07082081262

RaggedyAnn:
2) The Wife: Well, duh! Of course, the magazine was empty. Haven't you seen this trick in every single movie? Do you honestly think I would have pulled the trigger if I wasn't sure? I could NEVER do that. Please, don't let the devil win in this matter.

Husband

Let opinions starting rolling in
Lalasticlala come and rescue this thread

Robbers enter a house, asks for all the money and valuables.

After they collect what they can, they give the man of the house a gun with instructions to shoot his wife or else he be shot himself.

The man gets the gun, points it at his wife and hesitates.

He is thinking of what he has gone through in life with his wife and how she has suffered and sacrificed for him.
He hands back the gun and says, “I am sorry I can’t do this…

“The boss of the robbers silently grabs the gun from him and passes it on to the wife with the same instruction.

The wife gets the gun and without any single hesitation points to her husband’s head and pulls the trigger.

But at last, the gun had no bullets in it. The robbers get their gun
and walk out of the house laughing.

QUESTIONS FOR DISCUSSION

1. If you were the man in that house how would you react towards your
wife?

2. If you were the wife, what explanation can you give to your
husband!

3. If you were invited to bring peace between this couples, what advice
would you give?

Drop your Comments & this should really be an interesting topic to discuss as counsellors.

Dosmay:
but did AdSense notify you before sending the pin at the first instance?

yeah

Dosmay:
why?

I never received mine...
I eventually used someone else's address

You might never receive it

Hashimyussufamao:
Chelsea vs roma C.S:1-3 Benfica vs man u C.S:1-3 "remember me later

bloody foolish United fan

He also plans to fly it someday

Lalasticlala

Nigerian Man Drives His Car Which Can Move On Land, Air And Water From Lagos To Port Harcourt


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pZpQoq8CUs

Did u know one thing I like abt seeing video of this song one corner? The camera man on the scene always positions very well and they alwsy capture the whole event when when everyone is dancing
Even the camera is also Dancing one corner cos if u look very well the camera is also moving from one corner to another so that it can capture the whole thing.
Abeg let the madness continue while we all are waiting for Angle Michael to blow the trumpet or Whistle anyone wey he wan blow make he blow abeg I don tire

Ghanaian trainee nurses whose allowance was restored by the new Government,as part of their campaign promises after it was cancelled by the previous administration.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlV-jA0BY1w

Where is their Field / Stadium? Is it Inside the building? I'm not understanding

makydebbie:
7 died and 132 are injured, currently in the hospital receiving treatment. President of Ghana visited them today.

Awwwn rip to the dead..