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greiboy:
Before I leave tonight, I need to get something off my chest

The only place Chelsea can beat Barcelona this season is their dreams or on naira land

This Chelsea team can not defend against attacking teams and their attack is also not as potent as it use to be.

Hence, I for see a straight victory for Barcelona with Messi leading the attack and a very impressive Testagen (Barcelona German goal keeper) hope I got his name right, leading the defence

I recommend strong therapy for Chelsea fans on anger management ahead of the champions league fixture with Barcelona.

in addition, no Chelsea fan should also be allowed to take any sharp objects into the stadium,

These are precautionary measures to ensure the safety of Morata and Bukayoko

dry.. Was it met to be a joke?

JamesReacher:
Have you heard of player out of form? In Everton he scored against all of them. People underating Lukaku as if he's Anichebe. A whole top striker Lukaku!!!

he didn't score against Chelsea, He didn't score against Manu

Someone said if Morata die he will miss his own Funeral..

JamesReacher:
What are you saying? Lukaku is a top striker. Which big team has he not scored ?

Chelsea, Arsenal, Madrid, Mancity, Tottenham, Liverpool.. Since he joined Manu..

It's countless.

Emmanuel555:
Someone just said "MORATA IS A WHITE LUKAKU" 🙆🏾‍♂🙆🏾‍♂

and Bakayoko is black Matic

Niyinficient:
And ur unborn son will forever remain a/an____________________someone pls tell me the adjective to describe WestHam....i no wan prophesy bad thing into the life of the innocent unborn son cos of him papa's absence of sense!

not sense but brain...

dominique:
Lol we were the better team for most of the match, Chelsea was just lucky that Arsenal's defence is bad and the penalty that was given to them. If not ehn, we would have dusted them easily

madam it was Arsenal that was lucky.. MORATA THREW AWAY 3 SITTERS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

deeLima86:
Unless he didn't collect 60 million pounds for this nonsense performance. Thunder must fire Morata, since we started this new year nothing has pained me like this night.

same here, so painful

prettyboy5:
And the same Hazard was there when Arsenal played 0-0 this season at Stamford bridge right?

Was he was still around when Arsenal beat Chelsea this season to win the community shield?

Was he still not around when Arsenal beat Chelsea last season at the FA cup finals to become the most successful club in FA cup history?

he was also there when Chelsea won Arsenal 6-0, when Chelsea won Arsenal 3-1, When Chelsea won Arsenal 2-0 dude I'm tired of typing..
Wait he was the one that dribbled through the entire squad and scored a solo goal

Na poison oh

Osgilliat:
Still waiting for light here at alagbole.

restored here in Akute Bros.. I hope say your transformer dey alright?

Sammyjay04:
Power just got restored in my place (Akute)

Oya Sammy

Nelsizzy:
Light is back here, Lagos

still waiting here..

hypemarket:
Pls someone should suggest any film like game of thrones. I can't wait for another 2yrs. I have missed the night king die

Go and watch THE 100 come back and thank me.

Chd12:
pls add me 08178129480 to the group am willing to pay for the game

17?

BabaRamota1980:
May her soul rest in peace.


Why is Ojukwu Teaching Hospital hiring quack doctors on staff?

The name Ojukwu itself is quack!

lol why you gonna talk like that

safarigirl:
very funny. Says a lot of whoever pushed it here

this country and misplaced priorities.. There are more pressing issues and this one just came up with Mumu facts.. Just for attention no wonder the post was moved to fp in the midnight..if not, He would have received lots of swear and insults..

Edonojie007:
See Waitin Devil Do You.
You Better Appreciate Jesus O. If Not,people Like You Na Waist. True!

Mr man is Sex Evil? Well I guess you were brought to this world through artificial insemination.

You are condemning someone and you claim to have Jesus?
Well maybe Gabriel Jesus of Manchester city.

"If porn is good how come it's not for general view.."
Chai I weep for this country and the idiot that wrote this... Well I blame the animal that moved it to Frontpage..
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Abeg where I fit see fuel buy

safarigirl:
lol, which kain mumu talk be this?

Many people who watch blue films are not even sexually active, you will justcome here and blow false alarm, no facts or figures, no survey or even a Lagos-Ibadan expressway research.

Is that how your mates write such articles?

funny thing is how it made Frontpage

Lhimeet:
[b]Hahaha..Na true say na we get palava...As a fatherless pikin,him suppose dey help us na...And na my mum elder bro oh...But me and my twin bro must reach that place ...Na must [/ b]

na all of us go commot this country last last.

If speed darlington fit dey there.. We self fit dey there..

Lhimeet:
Before nko?...Who no like better thing?... Have always loved Yankee...My uncle stays in Texas but hardly calls or send anything tangible....This was someone who knows how tough naija be oh...We don leave am with him palava

Abi he don leave you with your Palava

Vanity upon vanity" everything is vanity.
What I discovered in my first visit to a mortuary!

The human body after death:
*3 days after death, the finger nail begin to fall.
*4 days after death, hairs breaks out of skull and all body hairs fall.
*5 days after death, the brain starts to sag, the flesh fades,
The buttock, breast, penis, vagina, will decay ( All those things that
used to drive you into sin,)
*6 days after death, the skin begin to and gradually detach from the
bones.
*7 days after death, the belly belts and radiates a strong odour
beginning with a gaping mouth and a genital organ appealing the
marauder.
*60 days after death, the whole human body is reduced to nothing
bone.
# So
Why too much pride?
Why too much selfishness?
Why too much hates?
Why too much jealousy?
Why too much evil deed?
Man is dust and must surely return to dust to help the land to be
fertile.
Why not give your life to Christ as your personal lord and Savior?
Do you think you are the owner of yourself?
Why not humble yourself?
Why not love your neighbours?
Stop those selfish acts.

The best way to live your life is to give your life to Christ...... Death is
certain for every living things.... Nobody knows that very day!

israel2563:
It's not fifa

lol

Me

Nigeria go dey eye that Group H now

J

Cool