₦airaland Forum

gulfer: 12. you wonder how to upload pictures to your posts.
13. you wonder why you been victimised when the spam-bot bans you

tellwisdom: If she don submit her punny......What else??

gold6: Is there a lawyer in the house?
need my husband to sign this asap

M M M: Op

U must be a jew man don't u know dat opportunity like dis dat come alwayz

Ok give me her fone nos let me finish d package 4 u

ITbomb: If 20 of you exist in a small town, girls for die of hunger.

doxime: yes it is good .
it is also good to jump into a lake infested with crocodiles blind folded.

Csami: U na badt guy.

Amya: Funny you only talked about your fiancées part in the last few lines.

And what scene occurred after the kissing, Se.x? If it's what I'm thinking, then you messed up real bad.

Now the deed's been done, just tell her you're already involved with someone else and can't have a relationship with her.

Except ofcourse there's something you're not telling us.

seedord247: Spray pepper spray when next she comes to your house.

anelkachev: I used to think things like these only happen in movies.Put your feet on the floor and be as firm as possible in letting her know you are not interested.If she fails to catch that,then avoid her by all means,that will get the job done.

HOTCASSY: the way wrote it here.....kukuma call her, sit her down and tell her you are engaged.Don't keep quiet.I believe she will understand.


Gud luck

Ejiekwu 1: I think this Jona guy tuelly deserved to be impeached, not with respect to budget implementation but with respect to †нє gross misconduct and corruption in our oil industry.

bayooooooo: GEJ's government is the most corrupt on earth and the entire universe. He will funnel resources to the remaining Farouks in the house to shut them up.

bayooooooo: GEJ's government is the most corrupt on earth and the entire universe. He will funnel resources to the remaining Farouks in the house to shut them up.

justaqad: seconded
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Tstark: Who go first test di vest na?

Sun of god: Public Private Partnership - Isn't that what Otedola and Lawan were involved in?

What a pathetic scheme - and how much has it cost?

How much of Nigeria's money went into it? Who stands to benefit - Nigerians or the Private company involved?

Ridiculous idea - They should have just imported the things from China - at around $5 per vest.

Once again Nigerians are being swindled.

If anything they should make and distribute bomb proof vests to the general public - as they are the main victims on the terrorism that exists in Nigeria.

GEJ - You may fool a few, but you dont fool the masses.

Cronyism at its worst,

jennykadrry: Well you see, I was in your shoes as well. I simply increased the number of men I slept with. I was doing 5 to 6 men but the money was not enough. I had to buck up and service 10 to 14 every night to get the money to marry. My husband Mr. Kadrry is just a mugu so he could not contribute much. You may have to do likewise.

edakedkay: She's my bestest friend. We've been friends since secondary school and her guy was my classmate in nursery school.
I didn't know until when she introduced us. She's been with him for 10yrs.
She's 28 now and the guy 31. He's your typical tall,dark and handsome guy and oh my he loves her to his marrow. Not into women,hardworking,down to earth and he's got most of the qualities any woman would want from a guy.

My friend on the other hand is equally pretty and tall as well but she's had quite a number of other guys she's slept with.actually,6 of them. Each time the guy forgave her when he found out but he was this close to leaving her after he found out about the last one.

In their final year in school she got pregnant for him but had to flush it out as they were both not ready to take that step. Forgot to say they were mates in university in 2008 she took in again,was ready to keep it but the guy wasn't.not because of finances for he was quite ok then but because he wasn't sure if it was his.

My girlfriend had told him it was his because she took in November of that year while she had stopped all her flings because she almost lost grips on this guy due to all her atrocities. all efforts to convince her guy the pregnancy was his fell on deaf ears. She had to flush it again and I accompanied her.

They tried to patch things up. 4 months after,she left the country to go do her masters in the UK. But before she left the guy confessed to her he'd slept with a girl as he was under so much pressure from his friends to dump her and move on with some other girl. He said it was never the same without my friend.

He loved her too much and thank gracious they were back together again and my friend has never had some other guy in to her since then.she was away for three years and a year before her return,he popped the question which she happily said yes to.plan was for the wedding to hold november last year but as life would have it things took a dive for the guy.

She's been the one supporting him since then while he on the other hand has been hustling seriously. Trying his hands everywhere and even looking for a job.something he never wanted to do because he's this type of guy that believes in creating jobs for others. He was actually doing this.

They are both jobless now and their prospects are good tho. The thing is, all our friends are married except her and one other friend of ours. She's currently so depressed and feels like a looser because she's not married. Her guy's elder sister wanted to sponsor their wedding but the guy completely turned her down that he won't let anybody sponsor his wedding.

My friend completely loves this guy too and won't leave him as she fears she won't find anyone else to love her as this guy does and she leaving him now will paint her a bad person. Meanwhile, she's so very much loved by the guys family even after she told them everything she did wrong and the girls family loves him as well. Apart from my friend's history with men, she's a very good girl-friendly,caring,she listens, generous and I truly believe she's done with her old ways.

She wants a baby but the guy doesn't due to his financial standing and promises that everything will be done my friends way once he lands a job. My friend's is that she wants to them to get married with her guy's sister sponsoring the wedding and then they can continue their hustle from there but her guy's not buying.

Meanwhile,she's got two guys wanting to marry her but turned them down.

Please will you advice her if she were your sister. Remember she's 28yrs.

Tyche: The man fuc.ked up big time, did he 4got she was a banker before they got married?
The lady should not be too quick to divorce him; the devil you know is better than the angel you don't know.
The hubby failed the eleventh commandment; thou shall not be caught.

Tyche: The man fuc.ked up big time, did he 4got she was a banker before they got married?
The lady should not be too quick to divorce him; the devil you know is better than the angel you don't know.
The hubby failed the eleventh commandment; thou shall not be caught.

dedeike: Post sack blues by Azazi ft Bello Haliru. You want Gej to arrest a former Head of state abi? Pls when ever they want to effect such arrest on Buhari, they should tell me so that I will pack my bags and head to my village. It's not as if Gej cannot arrest Buhari but he acted very right to avoid such arrest. Let me tell you the likely consequences of such arrest. 1. Buhari himself will never co operate with the security agencies so the real aim of extracting information from him will be defeated. 2. While he's in detention, the opposition in Nigeria led by Tunde Bakare will mount a groundbreaking Occupy protests in Lagos and so many haters are beckoning for such opportunity to come so that they will rubbish Gej. 3. ACN and CPC will heavily poiticise the issue as a deliberate witchunting of the opposition. 4.The entire North West will explode in protests and thus draw more support for Boko Haram. 5. Buhari will come out from the detention and earn more popularity overnight. 6. Renouned Gej haters on Nairaland will now have more ammunition to attack the president as being clueless and vindictive against his opponent. Abeg I no follow. Now I even know why Azazi was sacked.

IYA NGBALI: which president?that one na president?president wey no get liver,abeg make we hear word.

GNBohr: Religion plus prayer is nothing unless matched with action. Point of correction, it is not the bible but a common saying ''My bible tells me that heaven helps those that help themselves''. God cannot be blackmailed by our prayers when we refuse to do what is right. God will not do what men ought to do by itself. The knowledge of science is inspiration of God but the act of science is done by men. Boko Haram and all other problems will and cannot be solved by prayers. Since our president believe prayers is the solution to our problems then we should know that GEJ is a square peg in a round hole.