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[quote author=Mynd_44]Live with it[/quote]I discard it.

Even though you sometimes can't smell it, others will smell your B.O.
Many guys and girls alike deal with B.O. (Body Odor). B.O. is a major turnoff for most people, and sometimes it can be a challenge to get rid of it. If you want to smell as fresh as a pansy without hassle, read on.
Steps
1 Shower every day . Showering often is and important part of keeping away body odor. Shower every morning or night, depending on your schedule. Use a powerful soap like Irish Spring or Dove all over your body and in the areas that are likely to get B.O. These areas include the armpits, feet, back, neck, and private areas.
2 If you want to do it, shave your underarms . The hair under your armpits will trap in sweat and bacteria, causing the smell to intensify.
3 Use Deodorant . After stepping out of the shower and drying off,use a good deodorant. Sometimes it is more effective to use a heavy duty roll on deodorant and then a strong spray kind. Put on both kinds for five to ten seconds. It is also important to put on some more deodorant right before and after working out.
4 Care for Your Feet . If you have foot odor, spray some deodoranton the bottoms of your feet before putting your socks on. This will keep your feet dry and fresh all day long. Also try putting dryer sheets in your shoes to freshen them.
5 Use a good smelling cologne/perfume . Don't try to use good smelling things to cover up your B.O. Perfumes or colognes are only effective if you are clean when you put them on.
6 Make sure your clothing is washed after one wearing .
7 Always have an extra shirt with you . The worst possible case is being away from home with a stinky, sweaty shirt on. It doesn'thurt to have an extra in your bag-better to smell clean than to have the reputation for "Stinky Sally."

Tooth decay can be quite painful, and you will need constant trips to the dentist for fillings and rootcanals. Protect your pearly whitesby reading this how-to!
Edit Steps
1 Brush your teeth every morning .
2 Eat a balanced diet - many vitamin and mineral deficiencies cause gum disease !
3 Avoid eating high sugar and/or high acid foods (cookies, candy, soda) between meals . Be careful with diet soda, it may not have sugar but it certainly has a lot of acid which is just as bad!
4 Remember that it's OK to eat those sweet treats at meal times ! It's not how much you eat, it's how often your teeth are exposed to that abuse.
5 Drink water after eating . Waterreturns the pH of your mouth to a neutral level so it can counteract the effects of acidic and sugary foods. Frequent sips of water also prevents having drymouth which could further causecavities and bad breath [1]
6 Brush and floss before bed . Look at it this way: Your mouth isgoing to be closed for the 8 straight hours, it's like an incubator for the bacteria making them grow like crazy.
7 Get regular cleanings . You needto have your teeth cleaned every 6 months in order to preserve your teeth and the bone that supports your teeth.
8. Avoid kissing before brushing of teeth in the morning
Going to thedentist for a cleaning can be a very pleasant experience, especially at a dental spa.

Osrachingy: What da f**k are u waitin for man!! Drop the ID jors.... #TeamGarri on to d next level niyen.... Foreva G4

G4 4 real

[quote author=Mynd_44]Thrash have levels. This thrash is just pointless[/quote]I don't xpect this frm u.

[quote author=Mynd_44]Frontal of what? That pile of thrash is not even fit for the waste bin[/quote]But oda thrash made?

This is an educative write up. It should be moved to the frontpage.

Litmus: This woman is a born winner!

The Nigerian president should send people for a lock of her hair.


Congrats Chioma!

Celebrate her.

This is an educative write up. It should made d frontpage.

These five methods will help u in enjoying ur garri.
If u follow these methods, u will live longer and fresher.
Materials:3liters of water, a 50L gallon, 2moulds of garri Ijebu, 1m hose, 1 moulds of sugar a stop watch and kulikuli.

1. Get a 50 liter gallon;
2. Pour 2 moulds of garri inside it;
3. Pour 1 mould of sugar and stir it;
4. Allow for 30mins to rise;
5. Put ur hose inside it and begin to zip.
Enjoy!

How does this affect d cup of garri and bag of rice?

The price of beans has increased in d market. How does this prophecy affect its price?

ndukwejoe: I think i am the first to comment , thanks a lot, permission to copy.

You are welcome. Your request is granted.

Talk2naija: Nice Writeup.. Its better if u sell dis Script to Wale Adenuga. Its a cooked Story

Who told u

1 - Kissing is healthy.
2 - Bananas are good for men.
3 - Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
4 - Its true. Guys DO insult you 'Ladies' if they like you.
5 - Having someone rub your tummy when it hurts actually helps it.
6 - 89% of guys would want girls to make the first move.
7 - Girls love it when Guys hug them from behind the waist.
8 - Chocolate makes you feel better.
9 - Girls love it when guys let them wear their hoodie or jacket.
10 - Guys think its cute when you mess up.
11 - A true friend will NEVER judge you.
12 - There is only one guy who is worth your tears.
13 - If you have a dream about someone, then that person went to sleep thinking about you.
14 - More guys..... than girls will read this.
15 - Music is the Universal Language Of the Soul
16 - Everyone likes surprises.

A first year student of Health Technology at the University of Benin Teaching Hospital (UBTH), Miss Grace Ayetan (20), at the weekend narrated her ordeal with ritualists to The Nation in Benin, the Edo State capital.
Grace, who was accompanied by her father, Mr. James Ayetan said:“I boarded a bus from Ring-Road to school and there were other passengers in the vehicle. At Five Junction, the bus stopped and the conductor went down to pour water into the radiator. That is the last thing I remembered. We all fell asleep.
“When another passenger, a woman, woke us up later, the bus was in the bush.
“We started shouting, but the driver and the conductor broughtout a gun and told us to be quiet.
“They took us to an undergroundhouse in the forest and put us into different rooms. They chained us and hung our bags around our necks. We went without food and water for days.
“After beheading a woman and her baby, a fight ensued betweenthe ritualists over what to do with the rest of us. In the process,a bunch of keys fell from one of them.
“The fight drew the attention of the guards at the main entrance who took the parties into a roomto settle the dispute.
“That gave one of us the opportunity to pick the keys and unlock the chains. That was how we escaped.”
Grace said a good Samaritan tookthem out of the forest and brought them to Benin.
She advised the public to be careful when boarding commercial vehicles. Mr. Ayetan urged security agents to curb theactivities of ritualists.
This could be an eye opener to whom it may concern, please learn to be more careful...
Thank God for her life!

Here are 25 weird facts about the human body,namely:
1. In humans, approximately 3 million cells die every minute.
2. Dust particles found in the house mostly come from dead skin of human body
3. The brain is relatively more active at night in a single day
4. The brain consists of 80 percentwater
5. The average person each day to lose about 60 to 100 strands of hair
6. The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue
7. The eyes and nose are always growing, but the eyes remain the same size from the beginning.
8. Female egg cell is the largest cell in the body and the male sperm is the smallest cell.
9. To take one step, the human body uses about 200 muscles.
10. There are about 1 trillion bacteria are found on each leg.
11. About 6 months before the baby is born, the teeth have started to grow but have not come to the surface of the gums.
12. More ear wax secreted by the body when people feel scared
13. About 36,000 gallons of blood pumped by the heart every day
14. There are approximately 250,000 sweat glands found on a pair of human legs
15. Every man at the time of conception (fertilization seed) spent about half an hour as a single cell
16. To produce sound when speaking to use about 72 muscles
17. Women’s heart beat faster than men’s heart
18. All bodily functions stop when you sneeze including the heart, for about one second.
19. Around 15 million blood cells every second can be destroyed
20. Men can have erections every hour and a half during sleep
21. There are approximately 120 million sexual intercourse taking place every day around the world
22. There are about 31,500 words spoken by human beings everyday
23. When too much food, human hearing ability is reduced.
24. Blood type O is the most common blood type in the world
25. Man is not amused when tickled his own body.

This is an educative write up. It should made d frontpage.

tbaba1234: ^Afraid? of what?

Fact: It is not true.... Can it happen? It can only happen if someone is hallucinating or a jinn is playing games with people.

You have to careful about stories like this, there is no such thing as ghosts in Islam... We should study our book instead of coming up with these silly stories...

Poor stories like baby with Quran and rosary have been making frontpage recently... This one is similarly unfounded.

May Allah guide us all!!

Ok. I just wonder why people compose fake stories to blaspheme others.

The United Bank for Africa (UBA) Plc said it has introduced the UBAMasterCard for banking convenience of its customers across the globe.
A statement from the bank explained that the UBA MasterCard would enable its customers carry out electronic financial transactions, through the Automated Teller Machines (ATMs), Point of Sales (PoS) and on the Internet anywhere in the world.
UBA advised its customers to takeadvantage of its e-banking products.
Head Cards, UBA Plc, Mr. Adedeji Olowe, said the partnership with MasterCard will enable its customers accept and issue payment cards across 19 African countries.
He said: “UBA is offering customers world-class products to roam their money in naira and three other currencies - dollar, pounds and euro. UBA representsthe biggest potential for MasterCard in Nigeria today and across Africa .”
Part of the benefits to cardholders, according to Olowe, is that the usage of UBA MasterCard in other currencies will have no annual spend limit adding that UBA has concluded plans to provide full bouquet of payment cards across debit, prepaid and corporate cards. These Cards, he maintained, will also come in premium levels suchas Gold, Platinum and World.
Division President, sub-Saharan Africa, MasterCard Worldwide, Daniel Monehin, said: “MasterCardis delighted to partner one of theleading banks on the continent on the deployment of MasterCard to 19 countries on the continent.
“Our partnership with UBA had come a long way, and the financial institution has an entrenched card based products and channels, millions of customers on the continent would benefit from.”

tbaba1234: Pls, pls and pls... let this nonsense not find its way to the front page...

Thank you

Are u afraid? I posted it to find out if it is really true and if such thing can ever happen. It is not for scandal. Let people say their view about it.

A 12-year-old Junior Secondary School student, Godbless Raphael, on Tuesday won the EdoGovernor’s award for being the first to resume for the 2012/2013 academic session in the state.
Raphael’s promptness earned him a laptop computer.
The student, who attends Our Lady Fatima College, Jattu in Etsako West Local Government Area was said to have resumed at7:00 am on Monday when schoolsopened for the new academic session in the state.
Similarly, Annet Dominic, a primary four pupil of Azama Primary School, Jattu, also got three dozens of exercise books for coming first under the primary school category of the award.
The state Commissioner for Education, Mr Ikpenisi Omorotionmwan, in a message to the presentation ceremony advised other students to emulate the feat, especially as the winner was stepping into secondary school for the first time.
Represented by Mr Suleiman Okhimamhe, a Chief Inspector of Education, the commissioner saidmonitors were sent to all schoolsin the state to ensure that the awardees were rightly chosen.
He stressed that besides encouraging prompt resumption,the award was also initiated to uplift the standard of education in the state.
In his response, Raphael described his selection “as a surprise” and commended the government for the initiative.
He said he woke up to prepare for his first day in secondary school at about 5:00 am and pledged to excel in his studies.
The Principal of the school, Mr Paul Igiemokhian, commended the initiative and urged the winner to reciprocate government gesture by working hard in his studies.

Sam Milla: I am advicing the Lagos state government to start building more prisons or rather convert MAULAG to a prison.
The rate at which they are speeding towards chaos is alarming..

You dont threaten people with prisons, you draw a plan, give them orientations, help them implement it and everybody is happy.

That is it, the populace should be enlightened on the importance of any government policy and not to threaten them with any form of hard punishment. This is democracy era.

The ancient town of Abeokuta,
Ogun State witnessed an amazing event as a man that wasbelieved to have died about four decades ago was sighted at Mawuko area ofOdeda local government area of the state.
Late Sheikh Ibraheem Nyaas was said to have appeared at a newly constructed building in the area, and his sudden appearance has continued to attract visitors bothwithin and outside the State since the unusual event occurred few days ago.
Credible sources confirmed that last week Friday, the “ghost” of sheikh Ibraheem who had died for almost 37 years ago started appearing on the walls of a building belonging to one Saubana Fadeyi.
Expectedly, the strange happening has turned the sleepy Mawuko village into a Mecca of sorts as people thronged the area to see another oddity and seek the face of Allah.
The owner of the building who moved into the yet to be completed two bedroom flat a day to the eid el fitri celebration while speaking with a reporter confirmed that he started noticing a very faint brightness on the wall of his sitting room and the figure that showed on the wall was a replica of theportrait of Sheikh Nyass that he engraved at the entrance of the building.
His words: “My wife first noticed it and she rushed out to inform me, when I also saw it, I was greatly terified, wondering how such thing could have happened”.
“My thought was that the ghost would eventually disappeared but on the second day, it brightens more and started showing on all sides of the building which made me ran to apastor of a church near my housefor assistance”.
Collaborating the husband, Mrs Maryam Fadeyi said that when she saw that the happening was a strange thing, “I told my husband to inform those that knows better than us, it was then we called on an Imam ata nearby mosque after the Pastor that we invited had advised that we seek for help from muslim clerics to solve the misery”.
Fadeyi said that he immediately invited some Muslim clerics in thearea to come and behold the strange happenings in his house.
Fadeyi said “shouts of ‘Allahu Akbar (God is Great)’ rented the air as hundreds of people trooped in to behold what happened”.

All the critics here should seal their lips.

The Lagos State Government in its anti-child labour law warns kid-labourers to stay off the streets. But for 15-year-old Mustapha Abubakar, who came to Lagos from his native Katsina State last year, that law does not exist because he can neither speak nor write English language. Even the common man’s ‘pidgin English’ remained a hard try for him. Young Abubakar, one of the teeming scavengers in Governor Babatunde Raji Fashola’s Lagos State, was sent by his jobless parents tocome and make money for them.
Playing the breadwinner
At a age most of his mates are in school, Abubakar, who came to Lagos with the help of his father’s friend called “Officer”, is playing his family’s breadwinner. He would have loved to be educated, but his poor fathercould not afford to send him to school. The young boy told Sunday Sun that the daily search for discarded iron andother commercial wastes at refuse dumps had not yielded the expected gains that will enable him support his family despite toiling from dawn to dusk. In an interview with our reporter at the Osolo dump site in Isolo, Lagos, he narrated howhe had to struggle for virtually everything in life at a tender age. “There is no money now. My parents haveno money to sponsor my education. My father marriedone wife and had four children. It is only one personthat is going to school in our family.
Life as a scavenger
He said: “My father did not go to school and he does the same work that I do. But he does his own in Kastina State. He gathers irons and sells them to Arewa people. He usually buys many and loads them on trucks and distributes to the buyers. He could not send all of us to school because the money he makes is too small.”
Abubakar told Sunday Sun that on good days, he makes up to N500 profi,t part of which he saves through his guardian. Part of the savings is occasionally remitted to his parents. He was quick to add that business fortunes do change for good or bad.
He said: “In a day after goingaround Lagos, I could smile home with N1,500 and may be, at the end of the day, feed with N500 and then give my oga the remaining one to save for me. Every day, I give him N500 but if business is bad, I cannot givehim because I have to eat.”
No love for the job
If you thought that the young boy loved his trade, you were wrong. “I don’t like the work, but I have no otherchoice. Sometimes the government would send policemen after us and whenthey catch you, they put you in the cell and you would pay N25,000 to bail yourself and the money you have made would just go like that. Thereare also the council people from the Lagos State government,” he said. For the young scavenger, who ata point told this reporter that, “oga, you speak as if you don’t know Lagos,” the state authorities have been unfair to people like him whoare struggling to survive.
Abubakar said: “I don’t know why they are after us. They have arrested me before andmy guardian paid for my bail.I did nothing wrong to warrant my arrest. My oga used part of my money to bring me out from the cell.”
Looking back, Abubakar recalled that his trip to Lagoswas at the instance of his guardian who assured him that he would make good money. He said: “It is my ogathat brought me to Lagos. Hesaid that I would make money here if I came to Lagos and look for used ironsto sell.”
In praise of employer
The lad, who trusts his master so much, described him as a man of integrity who would not swindle him of his little savings.
He said: “I don’t believe my oga can dupe me or seize mymoney because he is a rich man. It is not only me that heharbours under his care. Each morning, he would give us N1,500 each to get these irons and at the end of the day, we give him N2,000 and he would take his N1,500 and give us N500 each, which is our gain for the day.Sometimes if it was N3,000, he would take N2,000 and give me N1,000. From that amount, I would save N500.”
No time for frivolities
The scavenger, whose job entails picking and buying fairly used items across the city, explained that he does not engage in frivolities that could endanger his job and purse.
Abubakar said: “I don’t smoke because it is a waste of money, but I have friends that smoke and I don’t take beer. I don’t patronise prostitutes because they would finish all the money you have saved. That means you would not buy good things for your parents. That is why I don’t go there. Sometimes, the area boys would attack us and demandfor money and if you don’t, they would beat you up.”
Encounter with women
Talking about his encounter with women, young Abubakar recounted his narrow escape from sexual abuse by a Togolese lady, who hawked food on his street in Katsina, and had the habit of seducing teenagers.
He said: “I was almost raped by a Togolese woman. She was older than me and she said that she liked me. One day, she asked me to come and shag her, but I told her that I would not, because it was bad. She promised me money if I would have sex with her but I bluntly refused.
“She had passed through ourstreet and I called her to sell food to me. I bought food from her and when I gave her N50, she stayed and made passes at me. Then, I asked what her mission was and I told her to go, but she refused. Just then she touched me and robbed her body on mine. She begged me to have sex with her, but I ordered her out of our compound and she reluctantly stepped out.
Love for western education
Abubabar regretted his inability to go to school despite his love for western education.
He told Sunday Sun: “Honestly, I like to go to school but I don’t have money to fund my education.There is school in my place, but you need money to be admitted. One needs about N10,000 to secure admissioninto that school. If I spoke English very well, I would have told you all that made me stop schooling but basically, the major constraint was money.
“We are four children in my family but only one person is in school. Our father could not afford to send all of us to school. I am the family’s breadwinner and if I failed tosend money, they would starve.
“I swear by Almighty God, if I had the opportunity to go to school and work after graduation, my family would no longer suffer. But if I couldnot get educated, I would continue with this job even though it is tough. If you were arrested, you would spend the money you saved on police bail. Sometimes they would accuse us of stealing from people’s compound all in the bid to extort money from us.
“I don’t engage myself in such evils because if I came here and stole, it automatically meant that I would not go back there again.”
I can’t join Boko Haram
Asked whether he would jointhe dreaded sect, Boko Haram, if offered huge money to cater for his family, Abubabar said that he preferred his life to evil money.
He said: “I don’t know about Boko Haram and I would never involve myself in it. Though I am a Muslim and we preach peace and love, nobody has introduced me tothe sect and I would never be a part of it. I would not go because it is suicidal and I don’t want to die.
“Even if you give me N50 million now, I swear, I will never do such a thing. I love my parents but I would not sacrifice my life for them. Forinstance, if you carry the bomb, you will likely die and you will kill innocent people. It is not good at all and I cannot do it because I am not ready to die. Those who offer to be used to commit such evil have no sense at all.
“If the economy were stable,no hunger and education were free, people would not be do such things. Some of them got involved because their father could not cater for them and due to hunger, they joined to be able to fend for their families and they die in the process. But I cannot do such harm to my fellowman.”
Resolve to end illiteracy
Abubabar, who lives in a makeshift house popularly known as Batcha at the dump site, told Sunday Sun that if he came across any sponsor, he would devote histime and energy to western education.
He said: “My father would allow me to go to school if there was someone to help because he liked education but he had no money to sendme to school. If he had money, he would have put me in school.
“If I make enough money or become rich tomorrow, I will ensure that everybody in my house goes to school. I am in Lagos today because in my state, you will not see this kind of job easily.”
Apparently counting the valuable time the interview had taken from his business, Abubakar suddenly begged to be excused and walked away.
“Let me go and make money.I will see you next time,” he said courteously and resumed his business.

Boko Haram Sets First Lady’sMother’s House On Fire
The ongoing rampage by members of the dreaded Islamic sect, Boko Haram, continued on Friday in Damaturu, Yobe State, as theterrorist group set the residence of the mother of the First Lady of the state ablaze.
This came less than 24 hours after a similar treatment was visited to the communicationmasts of some telecoms companies inDamaturu, Bauchi, Maiduguri, Kano and Potiskum.
It was gathered that Governor Ibrahim Gaidam’s mother-in-law’s house was first attacked six months agoduring which the occupants were robbed of their jewellery.
Police Commissioner Patrick Egbuniwe confirmed the incident. He told reporters that the gunmen stormed the house on Gashua Road and ordered all the occupants out before settingit ablaze.”We got a reportthat the house of the mother- in-law of Governor Ibrahim Gaidam was burnt down by unknown gunmen suspected to be members of the Boko Haram sect… everybody was asked to come of the house before they finally set it on fire. No life was lost,” he said.
Meanwhile, the Joint Task Force (JTF) has disclosed that four persons have been arrested in connection with the attacks on telecoms masts in Damaturu. The suspects were arrested along Gujba Road allegedly on their way to burning down more masts.
The JTF appealed to members of the public to give information on the activities of the sect.

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