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Celebrities › Re: Falz Hangs Out With American Rapper, P. Diddy (photos & Video) by Timil: 6:51am On Aug 24, 2018

OboOlora:
Wizzy will always b d baba! C Ds one shining teeth like an slowpoke cos he’s with diddy!

Yen yen yen.... are you jealous that diddy aint fuckkin you

Romance › Re: See This Landlord's Wife Bleeping Her Tenant by Timil: 2:23am On Aug 23, 2018

sherylng:

Wan hook up?

Education › Re: UI 2018/2019 Admission Thread by Timil: 4:07pm On Aug 20, 2018

IFEOLUWAKRIZ:
NO

But in Indy and Zik we still use hotplates.
Porters normally go about checking our rooms once in every blue moon..Even when I was staying at Tedder,they were using hotplates.Don't know if they still use it now though.

How many people stays in a room in U.I?

Sports › Re: Salah, Ronaldo And Modric Shortlisted For UEFA 2017-18 Player Of The Year Award by Timil: 3:39pm On Aug 20, 2018

Modric ahead of messi how come...

Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Teaching Her Son, King Andre, How To Speak In Tongues by Timil: 3:35pm On Aug 20, 2018

Exwizard:
Yes,! Yes! Yes! 5k will surely do

Okay I go send 5kobo but una go give me change four kobo. Send your account number

Celebrities › Re: Mimi Orjiekwe, Daughter, Jasmine & Nanny Fly First Class To Seychelles & Dubai by Timil: 3:33pm On Aug 20, 2018

Metuh:
where are your own endorsements?

Cos I'm sure you can't eat 3 square meals without stealing. nonsense

Google is your friend if you want to know her endorsements.

The last time I checked, only celebrities get endorsement deals.

You know on social media everybody always form to be rich and affluent.

Someone like you might just be a street urchin who can only afford a data but here you are talking to someone you don't even know maybe he can buy your entire generation and only use you folks for just laundry purposes.

I don't google out the endorsements of someone unknown to me because i am not jobless like you stupid arsse mofo.

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Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Teaching Her Son, King Andre, How To Speak In Tongues by Timil: 3:23pm On Aug 20, 2018

Exwizard:
as ileya comes tomorrow, somebody should surprise me and help my life with little change.

Make I send 5 kobo?

Celebrities › Re: Mimi Orjiekwe, Daughter, Jasmine & Nanny Fly First Class To Seychelles & Dubai by Timil: 3:16pm On Aug 20, 2018

Metuh:
I'm waiting for the psychopathic low self esteemed Nigerians to come and call her an olosho.

Useless set of people. mtcheeew

Can you name her endorsement deals, apart from seeing her on nairaland have you ever seen her in a movie?.

Then if not oloshoism, if not yahoo girl what else would it be?

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Celebrities › Re: Mimi Orjiekwe, Daughter, Jasmine & Nanny Fly First Class To Seychelles & Dubai by Timil: 3:14pm On Aug 20, 2018

I wonder what this actresses do that makes them live more extravagant than their male counterpart.

Ohh I forgot anything with a hole in between the legs feeds off men to earn a living.

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Education › Re: UI 2018/2019 Admission Thread by Timil: 1:25pm On Aug 20, 2018

IFEOLUWAKRIZ:
Says who

Sha rule has it that one should not cook in one's room..We have kitchenette where you can cook with ur stove but since I resumed, I have not seen anybody using any fucking kitchenette.. We cook with hotplates in our various rooms..

Not all the time person go fee get kerosene to power em stove na so hotplates are indispensable in a situation like this.

Is hotplates allowed in U.I?

Business › Re: 25 Richest People In World In 2018 And Their Net Worth by Timil: 7:52am On Aug 20, 2018

OboOlora:
Davido’s fans be like:
This list is incomplete, where’s OBO? We have 30billion and a jet

E be like say this davido boy do you bad thing?

Politics › Re: Removal Threat Forces Saraki To Abandon Hajj Trip by Timil: 7:42am On Aug 18, 2018

There's always no rest for the mind if he had done what was right he wouldn't be bothered about impeachment.

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Travel › Re: Lagos Tops List Of Worst Cities To Live In Africa, 2018 – EIU Report by Timil: 3:28pm On Aug 14, 2018

Sharpshooota:
~~Afonjas~~ Aliens from the other regions of Nigeria outside south west don scatter our Lagos

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Travel › Re: Lagos Tops List Of Worst Cities To Live In Africa, 2018 – EIU Report by Timil: 3:27pm On Aug 14, 2018

How is that even possible, when we have poorly developed areas like warri, umuahya, onitsha, uyo, akwa, birnin-kebbi, yola, bauchi and co.

Only a fool will believe this nonsense.

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Politics › Re: Saraki: Kayode Ogundamisi Advises APC by Timil: 1:33pm On Aug 14, 2018

gigante:
please nairanders, i need help. this is not a scam, i am a
student but i am really really broke. i need money to start up a
business this holiday. i am trying to raise 20 thousand, i am
soliciting for funds from you all no amount is bad, i repeat this
is not a scam i am real. 3122060688 First bank account .
thanks you all in advance.
i am not a scam please help a life today please

You will never stop begging for cash if you don't stand up from where you are now and go work your ass off.

Even if its a menial job that pays N5,000 go get it its something to start with.

No one here manufacturers money we all work for it. You can also work to earn cash and be independent/responsible for your well being.

If you don't make a move you remain stagnant but remember always make the right moves.

Don't go about scamming or killing people to make money. Work for your money and be at peace with yourself.

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Romance › Re: What Good Sex Does To Women - Lady Reveals On Twitter. See Reactions by Timil: 7:52am On Aug 14, 2018

Saff:
This is an absolute lie. I can’t get this obsessive over anyone, I’m so sorry. Especially for something that only last max 7 mins. Shior

Hmmm.... 7mins, you apparently aint fuckin the right guys but you stay in ondo how is that even possible.

Politics › Re: DSS Denies Cash, PVCs Were Found In Lawal Daura's Abuja And Kastina Homes by Timil: 6:00pm On Aug 13, 2018*

Why do we always make a mockery of our system. Today we hear one thing, tomorrow its another thing.

The American government won't make a statement today & deny it tomorrow simply because they've reached that level of maturity & they know what it takes to be called a "developed country".

Its shameful if a country of over 200 million people can't get their acts right & do things as it should be done.

Countries like France, Germany & some other developed countries of the world don't even have up 2 a population of 100 million people yet you see them reaching & breaking limits we can only dream of. Simply because they value their lives, value their country & do the right things.

I've always said it & will never stop saying it... "I regret & curse the day I was born a Nigerian".

In some years to this time I will drop my NG citizenship for an American one & switch my allegiance to that of d United States of America.

"Mr seun tell your boys to lift the ban on my main acct @Luukasz

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Politics › Re: Dr Bukola Saraki Sparks PVC registration conversation on Social Media by Timil: 5:26pm On Aug 13, 2018*

Come 2022/2023 Nigerians will still continue shouting "Get Ur PVC's."

The current set of politicians have failed us yet some simpletons are still bound on voting in dis same set of unscrupulous people.

Is Saraki not a thief, is Buhari not a thief, is Atiku not a thief.. every member of PDP & APC is a thief.

We can't be voting for either of PDP or APC & expect to see a better Nigeria. No Way! Since I was born 27yrs ago, Nigerians have never stopped shouting "naija go better", my 104 yr old grand father has never stopped shouting "naija go better", my 71 yr old father has never stopped shouting "naija go better", my 67yr old mama has never stopped shouting "naija go better", my Uncles, Aunties, Senior Brothers & Sisters never stop shouting "naija go better".

Naija no go beta if we keep voting in d same sets of men & women whose only purpose in Nigerian politics is 2 loot & embezzle public funds.

"D mod who banned my main account "@Luukasz". U wnt stop shoutng "e go better" if U don't lift it"

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Politics › Re: Hon Rebecca Kadaga, CNN Africa, Uloma Rochas Nwosu For African Virtuous Awards - by Timil: 9:48am On Aug 09, 2018

BigSaraha:
Igbo amaka

When they are caught for drug peddling & prostitution they won't shout Igbo amaka or call them Biafrans they will call them Nigerians.

But when they get cheap recognition that the yolobas have been getting since the creation of Nigeria they shout igbo amaka or call them Biafrans.

Weak people from a tribe of people with inferiority complex.

Politics › Re: Defection: How Osinbajo Made Us Donate Akpabio To APC – PDP by Timil: 7:41am On Aug 09, 2018

kaen1317:
Akpabio will not stop the train departing to daura come 2019

Despite all this defection and online rants don't be surprised if Buhari still becomes president till 2023.

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Politics › Re: Full Speech Of Saraki’s World Press Conference On NASS Invasion By DSS by Timil: 5:10pm On Aug 08, 2018

OboOlora:
This guy is the real jagaban of Naija politics!
He deserves a lap dance...

Sho ma femi?.. fe mi now.

Angel I will be your drake you will be my nicki.. we would love each other forever!!

Crime › Re: 27-Year-Old Teacher Caught Raping 2-Year-Old Pupil In Class In Lagos by Timil: 12:41pm On Aug 08, 2018

ELKHALIFAISIS:
Afeez Balogun, yellowbar Muslim they are worst of their kind...

E be like say the drug wey you dey manufacture for potopoto area don dey scatter una brain

Crime › Re: 27-Year-Old Teacher Caught Raping 2-Year-Old Pupil In Class In Lagos by Timil: 12:39pm On Aug 08, 2018

PUSSYBBQGRILLS:
. A teacher has been arrested in Lagos State for defiling a 2 year old pupil in the class room.

Mad man. Make dem cut that his nonsense preek comot

Una dey ask me huh

Crime › Re: 27-Year-Old Teacher Caught Raping 2-Year-Old Pupil In Class In Lagos by Timil: 12:34pm On Aug 08, 2018

PrincessB1:
Ewoo
He was even inserting his pendulum on her private part ignoring her cry

Why the adjoinment
They should have just maim him by cutting off the that useless pendulum and conjoined balls of his away.
Useless fellow

Is it your pendulum? My pendulum is my pendulum.

Do you want it? grin

Crime › Re: 27-Year-Old Teacher Caught Raping 2-Year-Old Pupil In Class In Lagos by Timil: 12:33pm On Aug 08, 2018

I wish I was president

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Christianity Etc › Re: Out Of 3,604 Ordained Pastors Why Single Out Remi Tinubu? by Timil: 12:27pm On Aug 08, 2018

OboOlora:
Mo to marry pelu gende omo okunrin meji oooo

Shey o le divorce oko e fun mi ni. Mi promise ee ati iwo ati awon omo ee Mi ma to ju yin.

Cross my heart! kiss

Christianity Etc › Re: Out Of 3,604 Ordained Pastors Why Single Out Remi Tinubu? by Timil: 12:19pm On Aug 08, 2018

OboOlora:
Because she’s the wife of a ritualist, ifa priest and olori Eyo of Lagos Island!
U can’t be an ordained pastor and still be opening ur legs to be fvcked by an ebora like Tinubu!!

Ohh baby... o wu mi kin ma fe. Fe Mi now!!

Politics › Re: To Say That Lawal Daura Was Working For Saraki Today Doesn't Add Up by Timil: 6:24pm On Aug 07, 2018*

I don't understand why some stupid and gullible youths whose level of ratiocination is very low care so much about APC, PDP, SARAKI, NASS.

This people don't even give a hoot about the well being of Nigerians yet the same foolish nigerians with no nous has turned themselves into e-warriors jumping up and down, fighting themselves over some unscrupulous men whose families are somewhere enjoying the stolen riches of Nigeria.

Earlier in the day some 49 senators rushed to sign against Saraki's impeachment but this same senators couldn't rush to sign in favour of the #EndSARS movement nor sign policies that will favour the average Nigerian. Yet the same youths whose future has been stolen by looters are celebrating it.. its a shame.

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Celebrities › Re: Male Barbie Bobrisky Stuns In Red Outfit (Photos) by Timil: 12:57pm On Aug 02, 2018

Houseofglam7:
Has he shaved his chest

Shey una ge chest no bi flat chest you get you wan make i suck am

Pets › Re: Woman Left Her Dog With A Nigerian Groomer, See Its Look When She Came Back by Timil: 12:52pm On Aug 02, 2018

nwaanambra1:
see this stupid woman!

the groomer - groomed your dog by shaving off excess hair that makes seeing difficult for the poor dog and instead of appreciating his efforts u r there insulting not just him but an entire nation!

useless thing does she even knw what it takes to give a dog a gromming shave?

u hav the audacity to insult and entire nation simple bc you hired a nigerian to do your dirty job!

bloody akuna!

its only a biased idiot that couldn't see the dog looks way better and more happier than the before pics - the poor dog is getting more fresh air and is happy about it only for the nagging owner to be complaining instead of thanking the poor guy that dd the good job!

Upon all the shout wey una shout na only one person like your post

See una life.. woo aye ee bo shey ri loo ode.

Aye lee ooo ibosi oo aye dorikodo koye mi mo!!

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