₦airaland Forum

How cum ur reflection in the pool is facing d same direction as the 'real'. Shouldn't it be backing u?

tunapawizzy:
Dis cabinet matter is getting boring already....if he likes he should appoint shekau na im sabi.....just improve power and reduce unemployment

Lol!

AKMoney1:
Right


















I mean wrong











Ok I'm confused

Lol!

Y human powder? What's idea?

See him ogor head!!!

Beremx:
Instead of burning the textile materials,why not donate it to the less priviledged?

Exactly my thought!

Closecall:
That is how I am planing to get married told my girl that am. Poor she left me. I told her am unemployed but I own my own business ceo that I don't have N1000 but am worth N37million naira liqiud and N60million naira fixed asserts some girls are short sighted daft and fools she broke up with me last week and gave me N800 transport not knowing I had N30k in my wallet and N2million in my diamond bank savings account I walked out of her house smiling......[]

I beg, I go marry u!!!


(Singing) IfI marry u na Godwin......!

lyfe:
I wouldn't be interested too, If I was the lady. Imagine security man in Lagos proposing marriage where all the "rich swagger " guys are in abundance.

This is the reality most guys should embrace. Women want some sort of security and 99% of the women would fail that test.

My dear, I would too.

O boy, no make mistake bring am out. They'll still fire u n send u to jail whether u return d items or nt. Like sum1 said: its ur severance pay!

Lemon12:
Pls som1 should tell President Buhari that it's almost 10hours since he took over yet we don't have light in my area,shebi he promised us light??even the queue is still here in this filling station and d roads are still bad,what has he been doing in there since he was sworn in.. !

Hahahaha! U harsh sha. Now now?

vjsmiles:
why is this man contradicting himself?
He cant live in an uncompleted building and again he does not want such luxury.
Which one are we to take

I tire ooo!

10, 16, 18, 28 and 29!

Heeediot!!! If she had mentioned "One week in a hotel", I'm sure it would HV been Gud 4 ur pocket! Ritualist!!! Yes, u r a ritualist because u tot u had gained her trust to an extent where u'll lure her to a lonely place n den cut off her head! God don catch u. BACK TO SENDER!!!

lalasticlala:
wait o, is he still wearing this same clothe?

He's Merlin

Geenickel:

My dear, u won't understand!

Shaperly-Shaperly!

Cutehector:
I wish to hav a wife u knw

U will. Just keep praying to God for his choice 4 u, then give me d 'contract' n mobilization fee, I'll get u one under 25.

Cutehector:
lol, hw r d kids?

Fine, dear. Thanks for asking.

Cutehector:
who ask u?

Hian, Hector, go slp na. Me I don slp o!

searching4love:
You are a hopeless ugly biitch. I don't give a Bleep about your miserable life. Ashewo oshi

Hahahaha.......... FRUSTRATION!!!

Cutehector:
So how many female nairalanders are ova d age of 25 here?

I am.......... and married too!

sipsip:
High ma'am... High. Questioned answered?

Yep......., n coooooooool!

blonde4ril:
Dear ajayi1[poster],
to start with how do u know girls always trip 4 u? are u sure its not ur imagination? they probably just feel comfortable around u
2. if u are to shy to get a girlfriend its probably cos u dnt need one. u must not have one too.

just enjoy the company of the girls u have around u as many guys do not have d privilege of gettin undiluted friendship 4rm women. den, @ d perfect time, God would help u choose and u'll find out that ther's nothin to be shy about.

True!

[quote author=sipsip post=32727015]Hmmm... Well, most times, the 'lovey-dovey' words always follow. I see them. And it's embarrassing to guys that have self esteem... like me. lol.[/quote
Guys dat have self esteem? Low or high self esteem, pls?

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What about Potlrt Harcourt?

Hey dude, I can be ur girlfriend................


Ooooooops!!! I'm too old 4 u!!!

I actually appreciate it, n I don't think of d guy as less of a man. Wot I dont appreciate r unnecessary lovey-dovey words from a guy dat doesn't even know me.

Of cos, I can. Bt d wound will be just a graze. I'll treat her n pay her $1m. Its a win-win!

hahn:
And his mother as well. My friend's dog is into older women

Wow! Sum1 is STILL "Searching4Love". He/She fill surely find a foreign girl (even if she's from Lybia), they'll get married and have kids, bt d kids will still be Nigerians and d daughters will be sum other "USELESS NIGERIAN GIRLS" Hahahahahahaha!!!!!! I no call name ooo!

[quote author=ebiscoshadrack1 post=32638929]Men… and even women stood and watched as this man stri*ped his wife to her underwear and brutally beat her with a plank. The people who posted the video online said he beat her to death, but that isn’t shown in the video. The last seconds of the video shows the man dragging the very weak woman away. They said the man attacked his wife after catching her with another man. And no, it didn’t happen in Nigeria. Continue to see more photos..http://mcebisco..com/2015/04/photos-husband-strps-wife-unclad-beats.html[/quote



Wow!!! I can't wait 4 d day I'll beat up a man like dis, for cheating!!!

morethanadoll:
I didn't even read the article. The title alone was enough. People like this don't deserve a trial. Better yet, they don't deserve a quick death by electrocution or injection, either. She deserves to be locked up with the key thrown away and let her rot away due to starvation. I have no pity for a person that takes another's life, especially the life of an innocent child that get a chance to live life.

The baby didn't die, bt I still can't bring myself to watch d video again. That maid is demonic and deserves no 4giveness. Is she pleading? She never start, NOW NA MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jacksparrow1207:
Don't even waste time and energy preaching the gospel of 'sportsmanship' to that clown. He will never listen. Any office lost, to them it's rigging. Bastards!

My dear, that's politics! lol!!!