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Travel / Re: Peace Mass Transport Passenger Narrates Her Ordeal. by timilinda(f): 12:20pm On Aug 26, 2019
AntiBrutus:
People still enter that death trap?

They even pay to enter it.

Wonderful! That is akin to paying for your own assasination.


My dear! I don't know if it is jazz or something else. I so pray nothing takes me into any of their vehicles.
The only day I did, against my better judgement, we ended up having a serious accident out the driver's carelessness.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Queen Of England Showed Up At Kings College In Her ₦4.7b Bentley State Limo by timilinda(f): 7:00am On Mar 23, 2019
obafemee80:





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6y5UKCtRMk

Kate Middleton and the Queen Elizabeth II pulled up at King's College London on Tuesday to officially open the new Bush House. The new facility will help continue the college's major role in scientific research and development.

Her Majesty, who is Patron of King's College London ,was chauffeured to the event ( and to most public engagements and ceremonies) in her armoured Bentley State Limousines , which was built to unique and exclusive specifications.



The Bentley was created by Bentley  Mulliner on the occasion of Her Majesty's Golden Jubilee in 2002. The 6.22 metres long limo has rear doors hinged at the back to allow the Queen to stand up straight before stepping out.

The 4.4 ton limo is fitted with a unique removable roof covering, which exposes a clear inner lining so onlookers can have an all-around view of the monarch.



The rear seats are made with lambswool sateen cloth, while the rest of the interior is made of a light grey leather hide.

Power comes from a modified Bentley Arnage's twin-turbocharged, 6.75-litre V8 engine to produce 400 horsepower . Its maximum speed is 130 mph (209 km/h).

The Queen has two Bentley State limousines in her fleets that are valued at ₦4.7b (10 million GBP)  each.

https://autojosh.com/queen-of-england-showed-up-at-kings-college-in-her-₦4-7b-armoured-bentley-state-limousine/



Cheap car! Car that I just bought for my house help last year!
I've just ordered for 12 yesterday n already paid for them. My village needs more taxis........

Ha! Who woke me up from this dream

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Crime / Re: Man Kills His Girlfriend In Ondo For Calling Him A Lazy Youth by timilinda(f): 9:10am On Jan 10, 2019
enemyofprogress:
See what Buhari cursed





Be honest can you marry your class meat or age meat?


God forbid!!! How can I marry my class "meat"! As for age "meat"... I don't have! grin
Crime / Re: Lady Calls Out Her Husband For Beating Her Because Of His Sidechic (Photos) by timilinda(f): 7:10am On Jan 08, 2019
Sorry my dear, that's how most ijaw men are. Most likely, the other lady is non-ijaw. Our men no dey too get sense. Doh!
Travel / Re: Man's Leg Crushed In An Accident In Ajah, Begs God To Take His Life(Graphic Pix) by timilinda(f): 3:25am On Dec 21, 2018
DLifeless1:

I don't really know, just like it.


Lol! Ok.
Travel / Re: Man's Leg Crushed In An Accident In Ajah, Begs God To Take His Life(Graphic Pix) by timilinda(f): 4:31am On Dec 20, 2018
DLifeless1:
People most times get themselves into problems that can be avoided.
Okay imagine me in this Nigerian economy, because my guy jayD who earns better cash than me got married, I'll follow suit cos of pressure and in the long run put the life of my prospective wife and children in danger of being denied the basic healthy life and education.
How can my parents suffer to put through good schools then later on to have my children go to subpar schools, Nope! I can't try that, imagine you are selling bread and you are married, like serious, what will happen to your wife now you are incapacitated. It is not a must that everyone must marry as I consider marriage as not an achievement but just an incentive. If later on you make enough cash to afford more comfortable life, and you know your age wouldn't get you the right lady, why not adopt a kid or two, you'll still enjoy whatever the person who sired theirs themselves. And poor people making priority of male child which makes most of them have too many kids in this bad economy, being an inconvenience to brothers and uncles.
I must enjoy my life and no one will deny me that.


Nice 1! Very true! smiley smiley smiley
But why that name
Travel / Re: Car Travelling From Rivers To Benin Involved In Accident. Conductor Dies(Graphic by timilinda(f): 12:16am On Dec 16, 2018
JasonScoolari:
What is the meaning of life?

I ask again, why did He allowed us into this world when He knows we will surely die? Seeing an ambulance carrying a corpse to it's final resting place always make me have a sober reflection and I speak quietly to myself "So Jason, you'll finally lie in a coffin when the time has come? Mtchewww, Life sef!


RIP bro, you hustle till your last day on earth.

NP: "Across the bridge"

Across the bridge, there's no more sorrow
Across the bridge, there's no more pain
The sun will shine across the river and you'll never be unhappy again.

Jim Reeves! sad

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Romance / Re: My Recent Breakup Experience: I Messed Up By Initiating The Breakup by timilinda(f): 5:52am On Nov 14, 2018
hahahahahaha:
Why do you still love someone like her? How can you not tell that she only loves your money? I feel really bad for you OP; but I must tell you the truth, you have no self-esteem. The only thing that gives you confidence is money, and you used that money to buy what you thought was love, but she didn't love you after everything; she only wanted your money. If you ever bounce back, please don't go near that vacuum of a girl. Find a girl that loves you and can pay her bills; they exist.



My sister, u took the words right out of my mouth. I'm so glad it came from a sister.

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Celebrities / Re: Marrying At 22 Is One Of The Best Decisions Of My Life’ – Yul Edochie by timilinda(f): 5:43am On Nov 11, 2018
Big Lie! If Yul is 32 this year, got married 10/11yrs ago at 22, how old was he when he gained admission into uniporrt in 1998? He couldn't have been less than 19/20 in the matric pictures he posted! Why man sef go dey lie like this?
Celebrities / Re: Omoni Oboli With Her 3 Sons Tobe, Gozi, Chizi Oboli (Pictures) by timilinda(f): 6:42am On Nov 10, 2018
celebgistz:


Do you have sense at all??




What do you expect? He does that to his mum.

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Education / Re: Nigerians On Jonathan Govt Scholarship Abandoned Abroad, Resort To Menial Jobs by timilinda(f): 7:14am On Nov 09, 2018
madridsta007:


Sadly, it is because of Buhari thinks along these extremely narrow and insular lines of yours— who started it, who does it benefit— that these Nigerian graduates, caught in between this unfortunate scuffle and incompetence have taken to the streets to beg.

However you want to twist it, note that this is not a GEJ scholarship. This is not a Buhari scholarship. It is a scholarship from the Presidency for youths of Nigerian origin.

Do you care about Nigerians at all?

The PRESSID scholarship were for the best amongst the bests. The 1sts among first classes. The types that many nations would long to have. Because of politics, religion and tribe, they have taken to the streets. They sent a letter to Osinbajo but, sadly, Osinbajo’s hands are tied in matters as this. The Presidency of Buhari and Kyari will only be moved to respond if (1) the names are from areas or religion they feel is right (2) if there is a sustained international cry and coverage.

I have a few friends under the PRESSID and I’ve told them to do what is expedient for their surviva. Send letters to institutions of other countries, to their embassies with their academic profile and research contents. Offer to partner with them and to change their research aim and objectives if need be. Offer to go there after graduation. Countries will willingly take you in— they are always looking for talents. A friend of mine under PRESSID has done this and a certain 1st world Asian country have taken over his sponsorship and offered him a place after graduation.

Nigeria as it currently is has no place or space for bright minds. It feeds on its bright youths— with mediocre youths as enablers, as purveyors.



U even dignify him with a reply.
Politics / Re: What Buhari Said While Receiving His WAEC Certificate by timilinda(f): 11:23pm On Nov 03, 2018
KINGwax007:
This is not a good time for the wailers



Did he write the exam at 7 years of age?
Health / Re: Please Help! How Do I Get Rid Of This Growth On My Wrist by timilinda(f): 1:37pm On Oct 28, 2018
Alepa:

Lmao !
Don’t misinform the op !
This thing will not disappear on its own .
But op is not serious though. Is this place a hospital

I used to have it a lot when I was much younger. It often came n went on its own. It could be painful sometimes. I never did anything about it, it stopped on its own too.
Science/Technology / Re: Deformed Sheep In Funtua, Katsina Causes Commotion (Photo) by timilinda(f): 11:28am On Sep 13, 2018
sirusX:
Iffa hear say naija carry out studies

Last last na witchcraft or cross breeding go be the talk

E fit dey possible undecided


Yes na. Cross- breeding between a human n a goat�. Haha!

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Crime / Re: A Gala Seller Gives Prisoners In A Van Stuck In Lagos Traffic Gala by timilinda(f): 3:07pm On Sep 01, 2018
ejihand:
Something tells me that he's an ex-convict. Though he has a human and lively heart.


Exactly my thought. And most likely convicted/or put behind bars innocently, or he's repentant now. He knows how it feels to be in their shoes. God bless him.

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Health / Re: Lichtenberg Figure: The scars Left On Lightning Strike Survivors (Photos) by timilinda(f): 12:17am On Aug 28, 2018
Excallibur:
But why the black guy own bad pass or is lightning racist?


Jesus!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Tracy And Treasure Daniels Share Make-Up Free Photos by timilinda(f): 6:53am On Aug 26, 2018
Vision2045:
UP TILL TODAY, NOBODY HAS EXPLAINED TO ME WHY I WROTE JUNIOR WAEC.




FINE GIRLS



My dear, I wonder about it too! Lol!
Celebrities / Re: Frank Artus With His Daughters And Son In Family Photos by timilinda(f): 7:50am On May 04, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Is it just me or does that son of his really look like a weird oblong-headed freak?

It's just u o!
OYO!

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Politics / Re: Ghanaian Woman Compares Ghanaian & Nigerian Police, ACP Sogunle Replies Her by timilinda(f): 5:34pm On Apr 28, 2018
JasonScoolari:
So he's using our vast population as an excuse for gross stupidity?



I wonder how bad American police would be doing if population n size of a country was enough excuse!

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Crime / Re: N100M Lawsuit To Be Filed Against Naval Officer Who Assaulted Woman. Photos by timilinda(f): 4:27pm On Apr 27, 2018
MrAnele:
The naval officer must be a kind man... If na me, after torturing her -- to avoid stories like this-- i no go release am oo. Next step na to Cut her into small pieces then flush her down the toilet..





You must be a sick bastard!

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Cee-C's WAEC Result Hits The Internet. Real Or Fake? (Photo) by timilinda(f): 8:01pm On Apr 08, 2018
oshe11:
FAKE........

It says 7 Subjects recorded but there are 8 subjects there



THIS RESULT IS AS FAKE AS CEEC'S ASS


It's fake! She can't be wearing mufti n make-up in a WAEC result passport picture.
Romance / Re: Note To Women: Stand By Him At Owner's Risk by timilinda(f): 1:56am On Mar 22, 2018
Romance / Re: Note To Women: Stand By Him At Owner's Risk by timilinda(f): 5:12am On Mar 15, 2018
mikolo80:
just SMH



grin
Romance / Re: Note To Women: Stand By Him At Owner's Risk by timilinda(f): 11:56pm On Mar 10, 2018
Romance / Re: Note To Women: Stand By Him At Owner's Risk by timilinda(f): 11:55pm On Mar 10, 2018
mikolo80:
only kpekus only women think of jazz cos they have nothing to offer


True! I concur. Like ur mum did to ur useless wife-beating father. tongue
Romance / Re: Note To Women: Stand By Him At Owner's Risk by timilinda(f): 7:24am On Mar 10, 2018
MIKOLOWISKA:
just smh

tongue
Romance / Re: Note To Women: Stand By Him At Owner's Risk by timilinda(f): 7:20am On Mar 10, 2018
MIKOLOWISKA:
just smh


tongue
Romance / Re: Note To Women: Stand By Him At Owner's Risk by timilinda(f): 3:43am On Mar 09, 2018
MIKOLOWISKA:
just smh


tongue tongue tongue
Romance / Re: Note To Women: Stand By Him At Owner's Risk by timilinda(f): 2:39am On Mar 09, 2018
MIKOLOWISKA:
just smh



I'm glad, at least you have a skill.
Romance / Re: Note To Women: Stand By Him At Owner's Risk by timilinda(f): 11:36pm On Mar 07, 2018
MIKOLOWISKA:
just smh



Keep shaking it until your neck stiffens with muscle pull.
Crime / Re: Angry Youths Confront Scammer Who Tried To Rob An Old Woman In Uyo. Photos by timilinda(f): 3:20pm On Mar 07, 2018
NaijaMutant:
The only thing that caught my attention in the pictures was the seat of the Police car/van.



Everything about Nigeria is decayed

This country is a shithole undecided


Lol! I got i was d only one that noticed it o! I had to scroll back upwards to be sure I wasn't mistaken. grin

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Romance / Re: Note To Women: Stand By Him At Owner's Risk by timilinda(f): 3:15pm On Mar 07, 2018
MIKOLOWISKA:
the fish brain is strong in this one



And the No-brain is indisputable in you! tongue

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