₦airaland Forum

spartoo:
that's quite acceptable

Lol! U try!

"A Thin Line Between Love & Hate..."

TippyTop:
Happy birthday to the one and only.
Those who want Tompolo should first produce Shekau.

I LOVE THAT!!

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obynocute:
nt reli cuz of buhari, bt iz of no use flyn a commercial flight, whr der re flit of private jets around.. to me it mks no sense... hv a luvly day... niaja will b grt again...

They could sell of d Jets, put d money into capital projects n fly commercial...

spartoo:
noin wrongy if they go 2geda buh erytin wrongy if th femme goz alone

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And when d man goes alone??

Only ONE statement from GEJ n they r reacting. Have they reacted to the acts of atrocities of d "Fulani Herdsmen" wing of Boko Haram? Or to PMB's silence on it?

obynocute:
wu owns d private jet? iz it nt Nigeria? ,,... abeg mk una free d young man, mk em enjoy hiz youthful age.... edited... abeg all diz pple wey dey attack me here, plz wots d essence of hvn a private jet witout using it...

Lol! Is it because its Buhari??

madridguy:
If Nnamdi Kanu can be arrested and detained I don't see reason why FFK should be a freeman by now.

DSS, please go after this basketmouth and make him companion to Nnamdi Kanu or Sheikh Ibrahim Yaqoub Zakzaky.

FFK, as you are calling for war, may you never know peace again. Omo ale jatijati

Na wa for u ooo! So as intelligent as u seem after reading d whole write-up, this is what u can come up with?

darkenkach:
Why risk your life because of 45k which am sure they can afford? Why must you wait till the dying minute to pay ur school fees? We are the cause of our problem.

Na was for u ooo! Its like things have always been very rosy for u, I guess u were born with a silver spoon!

ireneony:
There is nothing wrong with her . Remember Christianity is of the mind not physical.

So she can wear bikini to d Church?

Op ur story sounds fabricated. Why on earth would she choose u to unblock n start asking for ur help on her relationship? Are u a 'Love Doctor'?

cruzita:
see face like fuel attendant .girls sabi fall hands no be small.I still dey wait for the day I go cry for a celeb.

I tire ooo! Abi na jazz??

Keneking:
But where is Lalasticlala sef, things are begining to CHANGE from the text above.

Hotwater don dey warm for yellow garri. Make Nwayi Asaba prepare okro - wey dey draw

Step 1: arrest Jonathan
Step 2: arrest Patience
Step 3: arrest Allison
Step 4: arrest Ngozi

Why: they must return our cocoyam and yam tubers.

Pls do the needful

I thought u'd add Amaechi?

modelmike7:
. . . God will grant the desire of your heart before this time next year sister mi.

Thanks a lot Mike. May God grant ur heart's desires too.

Tallest83:
Your Father is a terrorist.....................

The Fulani herdsmen killing people in d middle belt r also terrorists, d NA should quickly do sumfin about them too.

Funny enough, all supporters of d present administration have to say is 'pls support the government n see what will happen.' Evn they r embarrassed by what is going on. kikikiki

Make one person thing no become another person thing ooo!

Aje butter! U dont even know 'kaun'?? Its POTASH!!!

flinton:
Nowhere to buy ketchup in my area

Oh! Even with d high cost of living, u still look for Ketchup? Won't u look for sumwhere n buy tomatoes, add small kaun n a pinch of sugar, boil it very well n manage it

bebe2:
assuming say i no know the difference between thumb and tomb,

why quote me if u wont correct me?

Alright, I'm sorry. D difference just seemed odd that's y I even quoted u, didn't mean to embarrass u.

I'm nt a "guru" in English myself.

[quote author=bebe2 post=43474134]Happy married life sis,

But she need braces to pull her teeth back.

My niece had same issues, becos she sucked her tomb till her teen years.

But it's fixed now.[/quote/]

Hmmm

[quote author=bebe2 post=43474134]Happy married life sis,

But she need braces to pull her teeth back.

My niece had same issues, becos she sucked her tomb till her teen years.

But it's fixed now.[/quote/]

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Salamsalam240:
Yesterday, i went to wrote my jamb at kaduna polytechnic by 9:30am but unfortunately i was not able to write till 2:30pm. We were asked to form a que so that they can be able to search us.
As we entered the exam hall, we all sat down without following our sit number. We began the exam by 3:10pm and we were told that it will only last for 2hrs 45min.
I begin my exam with english language because i am really good at english. Suprisingly, my system shut down. I called the attention of the exam invigilators, so the system was switched on and i continued my exam.
However, i finished all my exam before time so i was able to cross check well. After that i summited my exam and went back home.
By 9:30pm when i was about to sleep, i just saw an inbox on my phone, sent from jamb, firstly i don't want to read the text at that time. But my mind will be on the text if i don't read it. As a man i just open the text, seeing your jamb 2016 UTME result is 307. I was so much excited.
So for those who are yet to write their jamb should please read harder because it is not easy

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drnairalov:
cute mama ita'...but e be like say dey do plastic surgery

Anytime i want to collect 5 naira change he's there like "Just lookat you... 5 naira change, as you big reach, pls why?

Plastic surgery na her 2nd name na!

SolexxBarry:
When some are crying for a child, others are dumping theirs,irony of life

My dear, for 8yrs nw I've been praying for one, yet God is giving it to people who dont want it...

candidbabe:
Supporters of buhari are just dying one after the other, the trekker died sometime ago now this.
Nairaland zombies beware.
Proudly 5%

really? plus which of his trekkers died?

deathmen12:
U dey blame pdp, pmb dey blame ibb, uncle lai dey blame gej, na who me go blame na?

I beg u, blame urself for REFUSING to be done president of Naija in spite of all our plea.

Op, don't bother ur head about it, u did nufin wrong. D roommate u met is just sum1 with an attitude, n she's uncultured too. just put it behind u, don't mind her.

Haba! This fine guy n still no reply?
Babes where una dey na?

sameer1212:
God punish that African leader who give you that advice.

I beg no kill me with laff ooo!!!

He seems gay.