₦airaland Forum

femi4:
he planted both

lacapine:
. Even my biological child, I flog. She doesn't see herself as an outsider and we have such a good relationship. If we didn't, she wouldn't have stayed 6 years and refusing to go. Mind you, she travels home.once in a while and comes back on her own accord. She understands the reason why she is being flogged and this morning, I sat her down and was talking to her again even though I was tired of talking.

jiana02:
Lol.. the guy wan swallow the bottle.

ExAngel007:
she is pregnant

KingOfAllIgbos:


That's how i almost died.

Nneka was playing Candy Crush when she saw "I want the honey" in a SMS...

I heard a loud scream while in the shower and dashed out naked and with soap all over my body.....

I saw a meat cleaver in her hand and bloodlust in her eyes , a psychotic look with her face all crazy advancing towards me.

She had covered the 10 metres between us in 5 seconds flat before my brains told my legs to "Vamooze"

"Swoosh".... i heard the blade whistle and my upper left bicep spurted blood.

We circled each other like 2 crazy lovers. I had put a couch between us.

I already sweating under all the soap and battling not to skid and fall on the floor....blood pouring everywhere.....

We heard a brief knock on the door and my Sister said " Obinna, where's the honey i asked for "?

To be continued.....

CruellaDeVil:
No big deal
It's only in Nigeria that they'd see Uber/Taxify drivers as struggling people
It's just a way to earn extra income to burn
I've had a Tesla driver pick me up on Uber.

ZolotuaLorenzo:
She's longsighted and needs a concave (diverging) lens to diverge the rays of light hitting her eyes.

Icon79:
Every food should be applauded in London, even an amala and ewedu sef

A typical British food sucks .every single one of them.


O pari

noisy45:
My vision is to own a private jet and Bleep girls in it mid air

BEANSANDBREAD00:
G

MKULTRA:
This one Na Goat no be pikin

Chimaokigwe:
When last did Asa perform in Nigeria?

Asa is richer than ALL of them on that list.

Asa performs in France and Europe to sold out audiences.

As at when Sean Paul came to Naija, he charged 25k. That same year, Asa charged 25k for her show here in Naija and it sold out. Companies were buying Asa tickets for their execs.

Go to France and see what Asa is doing there. You think say na "Baby pullover" dem dey hear there?

AntiBrutus:
After the scar, will you now have sense??

E go get one quiet girl wey love you, but because this one fine...you wan die there. As na your prick dey decide for you.

Stay till she kills you ehn.

Tundexxy:
Not surprised

Naxo one guy tell me say he buy him shoe 50k......and he dey use one crack screen lenovo ...

I just laugh

mrpoul:
There is this guy I once went for him to tutor me in one particular course, in that process I discovered that he has not eaten, so I gave him some money to buy food, another day he came to my house complaining he was hungry, I gave him my food to eat.

There was one weekend, he told me that he did not have money and he was expecting money the next week, throughout that weekend he ate in my side promising that when his parent sent money, he will repay but when the money came he used it to buy watch and some other irrelevant things. He didn't repay which affected me badly because of the money my struggling parent use to sent to me which is always small #10000 every three weeks.

Ever since then anytime he sees me in school and when he comes to my house he will ask if I have cook? Which I don't know how to tell him no.

Ameboperoo:
I have a friend like that. Let me show you how we treat his fuckup. Get a small cupboard with key. Any time he comes around and you're cooking, just put off your stove and go to somewhere to relax.
Any cooked food should be locked up in the cupboard. If he refused to go, just tell him to excuse you that you're going somewhere. Lock your room and go. You can later come back and eat your food in peace. Don't do this codedly o but let him know that you're deliberately avoiding him for.

tciro:
Op u just make I rem one of my course mate the guy, after lectures like these , this guy go quickly go room change then stand for passage Dey form listening to music opposite my door , for him to comot na lie e fit patrol like say something lost immediately e see sign of food like this na now he rem to discuss topic wey we do for lecture hall with unnecessary gist alongside chopping my food. Sometimes I fit put little on top plate make we first chop that one hoping for him to go Omo na lie oh this guy was just a pest but until I change my hostel

MrFuckallday:
Lol I die say this massage no get happy ending. If I was the one I'd whip out my dong and slap it frantically on her labia for no reason.
But this song guy suppose get small shame na. He's too grown to be looking like a fool in the name of social media massage

Advancedman:
Kill all that prevented himin his place.

Pruwa:
I told him what to do already in the first two lines
I advised him because[s] a lot of students don't know that there is life after school[/s]
So let the hustle start now

addikt:
Gosh, even without showing the face the girl is cute .... may that man know no peace !!

sageer1706:
She graduated from Usman danfodio University as the best graduating (2012/2013) from chemistry (BS.c) department

bobokeshington:
Well I think I really don't fit in to this planet Earth anymore. I want to relocate to Jupiter.



I'm OUT

crazygod:
Badagry road is a death trap

noisy45:
If I talk nah nairalanders go talk say I don start. Try as much as possible to mind your business

KaterineWhite:
Let the judge do justice to this, shekena!

stephleena:
Messi makes no noise,because he doesn't have to prove Nada to anyone. he sets the pace, while the other one struggles to attain or break Messi's feat..


The only problem with Messi, is that he still thinks he's human