phill63:
Hard-core rap music. Love em all from ice cube to easy e, my nigga pac, snoop dogg, doctor motherfucking dre u name it! I study with these songs going in the background. Don't know if I can survive without rap music

apache22b:
did she die

Righteousness89:
Condolences!

Even after He has Trained, Fed and Groomed the the Lions, they still Dealt with Him..

Seeing this, What Comes to my Mind is the Similarity between this Event and what Devil does. Some serve the devil, Sacrifice to him , do his biddings thinking they are Safe!

No Matter How Friendly or Close you are to the Devil ! No Matter How you Serve him, he will make a Meance of you, Destroy you , Deal with you and Laugh at you in Hell!

That guy is a dangerous , Heartless and Wise guy! He Has being thrown down to Earth over 6000 yrs ago..

He Knows the Bible so much!

He knows how Heaven is.
He was Formerly There!
He knows He can't go there again!
That's why he is out to DECIEVE and Confuse Man,who is the Image of God.

He Knows His Time is so Short!

Do not Let Him ! He has no Mercy!
Flee From Anything that Has to Do with Him..

jamalnation:

WITH JESUS CHRIST ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE ONLY IF YOU BELIEVE

jamalnation:
with christ all things are possible only if you believe

Righteousness89:
Quite Unfortunate!!
Killing that man would be a Case of Shedding an innocent blood..

No one Should Be Fighting for a god or Prophet under any guise!

It's Injustice to Humanity! It's Babaric ! It's Wickedness! It's Murder!

Let's Speak out against this Wicked act! That young Man should not be Wasted !

Chii59:

Funny meme

Toks2008:


And some small tits ladies will be feeling insecure that they don't have big bxxbs yet here is a guy in love with small tits. This life funny.

Chii59:
I've always loved tall, dark guys with a little moustache.
But beyond that, I'm very much uninterested in anyone.
Love is hard. Relationships are harder.
Stay single, stay happy.

Petyprincess:
Fat pocket
6ft and above in height
Bright eyes
Cute face
Masculine body

That's all i dnt demand that much.

flex04:
Every Heart Has A Story, What's Yours?

Nova1988:


Spoil the rod chai

QuickStandard:
Question!!!

According to MI-Abaga. Super Eagles don't play against the Falcons

FrLukas:


Well, if you want to douse a fire, starve it of oxygen.

You really should have a proper understanding why you should stop these acts.

Not because God hates it.

Not because it is a sin.

Not because you will go to hell if you continue doing it.

All of the above reasons apart from the fact that they are false, won't give you the needed motivation to actually stop.

So, why should you stop, you may ask. Well, for the following reasons:

1. Your willpower is tied down and has become a slave to your body and mind. That means you are no longer in control of yourself. It's just a matter of time before you descend to an animalistic level where you either abuse a minor or rape someone or become gay.

2. Whenever you ejaculate you lose a huge amount of energy. Now, this may not look significant until you realize that the amount of energy needed to ejaculate is way way more than any energy you need to perform any other natural day to day function.

This is because, you are releasing creative energy at that moment and unfortunately, you are wasting it.

3. What's most unfortunate is that you might be wasting it, but other lower elementals, beings that exist way beyond what retinas of our eyes can perceive make use of these energies and so, they feed off from your carelessness.

In other words, they are attracted to you and they encourage you to do more and more and more because they live off your energy.

I'm sure you've noticed how difficult it is to stop masturbating.

Now what's the solution, you might ask.

1. Get rid of your porn stash. There's no masturbator that doesn't have a porn stash either on their phones or on their laptops.

2. Replace your smart phone with one that cannot browse the internet. Go for the earlier versions.

3. Install software that helps you block such sites on your laptop in case you need to access the internet.

4. Resist the urge to ogle women. Cast your eyes down whenever you pass them.

5. Realize that your religion may not help you much. Sexual urge is a natural phenomenon and so must be discharged , but appropriately.

So, praying to God to help you supress a purely natural instinct is not normal at all. In other words, your prayers won't stop you from having sexual urges, just as your prayers won't stop you from getting hungry or thirsty.

6. Be more active OUTDOORS than indoors. Develop an interest in outdoor sports like lawn tennis. Try not to be alone indoors.

7. Learn Yoga meditation. There are some forms of meditations that teach you how to TRANSMUTE your sexual energy and absorb it into your body so you can stop feeding your demons.

8. Don't give up even when you fall again and again and again. Just be determined.

illicit:
The purpose of living baffles me

MajorOvakporaye:
na dem
people from South West!!!

akeentech:
Lalasticlala may not like this...

light099:
Scientists with their Carbon 14, Carbon dating bullcrap.
Extraordinary bullcraps, only valid until another bullcrap invalidates the former.
Continue searching, you would never discover anything of tangible relevance to your search, you would only end up more confused and misinformed every time.

As a human, you would always have to believe in one shit or another, either the religious shit or the scientific shit. No side seems to be devoid of shits, except that one shit is obviously the way to go, while the other is nothing more than futile bullcrap.

It's more sensible to believe the allegory of a snake talking in a garden than theories of how fish turned into man;
It's more sensible to believe this masterpiece universe is designed and fabricated by a creative, wise, intelligent, supernatural mind than to believe it created itself and exists on it's own. More ridiculously originated from a tiny bang. You don't mean it?
It's more sensible to believe a path that tells us the purpose and future of the world, not one which doesn't know why we're here, where we're coming from and where we're heading to.
It's sensible to believe a great designer somewhere knows a lady should have two breasts, curvy figure and thinner voice, while the man should be more masculine with thicker voice. Or you mean nothing figured that out and also fabricated it?
All these are very shallow details by the way. It would take some tangible time to describe the minutest parts of life and infinite time for the whole vast universe.

Life is no doubt a great masterpiece of art, epitome of extraordinary creativity, climax of skillful fabrication, nexus of complex functionality and unbelievable compatibility of distinct contrasting vastness.

Science is only good in fabricating inanimate objects and making life better, that is where it belongs and it should strictly stick to that. But when atheist scientists come explaining cardinal aspects of life with science. I tell them, never mind, because you really suck at that.

Some people would mock you for being so gullible for believing in a sky daddy, until later you realize who is really more gullible.

penisilin:
Like someone said - it has been flogged very very well but women matter will continue to flog men as long as them still get yansh and bleast cool.

One of my many mumuness.

It was 2000, I was very young (after SSCE) and had a girl crushing on me but for reasons known to only God & devil, I just no send the babe.

But for the mumuness in me, I was seriously pursuing one yeye girl because of her yansh so tey in my bid to win her favor, I took a family cherished flask and made a sumptuous chocolate beverage with bread and sardine (from money I fapped from my sister) for her on a rainy day.
I told her from our balcony that I was coming with the goodies and she beckoned on me to come quickly. Only for me to reach her house, she asked to carry the flask follow her until we reach her boyfriend house angry. She jumped on him and said "Thank you Ola, shebi you have given me the flask" and they shut the door while I was standing there and smiling like Ganduje.

Anger no gree me sleep for 2 days

yomislim:
probably na him bought the phone for her and guyman no wan be on the loose-end, lol...

Hehe, what do I know... I dey there when dem dey seal their deal

Sewa90:
Lol thought he was sorry for real,he invited me over to a restaurant, so as to apologize, he was checking my phone for recent pictures,baba codedly stood up to receive a call,went with my phone and never looked back lol,he called almost all my contacts asking them for money.....The guy na bastard

enemmo:
Our liquid soap was golden yellow, same colour as vegetable oil.
I was gisting and distracted, so I poured more 'oil' in the stew. I noticed the stew was 'foaming', then I realised I used liquid soap for the stew.
It was not funny o

faithugo64:
If you have not been in a relationship with at least 100 women, then your assumption is wrong.

I do not mean you should date 100 women, I'm only trying to say that it is wrong to judge other women because of your bitter experience with very few women. Everyone is not the same

Ishilove:

Lol. Makydebbie, it seems us females are the only ones who understand why you microwaved your bra

makydebbie:

My bra was wet so I used the microwave to heat it up so I can wear to school.