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that one about fleet though...cant blame most kids though...they learnt it from theur parents.

okon didnt watch usa cos he didnt tink it was important, now dats a coach.

i see..after doin experiments in calabar, she gained extra experience dan Toke.

mistypiper:
I think smart phone is not a substitute for the bible but it's smart to have the bible app. On sunday or anytime it's important to go with your bible because if you don't, it's like going the farm to work without tool. I'll share a short story below for others to learn from.

A friend called me from the police station that he needs my help to get him out of there on a saturday morning, i was surprised to hear that because i met him on his way to Vigil the other night.

On getting to the police station, I saw my friends name on the detention board. I went through all the police bail process to get him out of there , Thank God he was ok.

On our way home I asked him what happened, he said on his way back to the hostel from church the police stopped him and asked where he was coming from. He told them he was coming from church vigil and they requested to see his bible na so my friend carry him phone and tried to show dem the bible app but it didn't convince the police men. so they arrested him.

i just couldn't help but laugh because if he had his bible on him, it would have been a different story. So its important to go with your bible to church

Happy Sunday.


FTC... . On my birthday very cool, I use this opportunity to wish myself, the Excellency Gov Akinwunmi Ambode of Lagos state happy birthday and my good friend Olaniran Jamiu Ajibola.

Shoki on my mind.

i wasnt goin to attend to the post until i came accross ur 'farm' allusion. goin to church wit ur tab is not like goin to the farm without the hoe and cutlass..it is actualy like goin to the farm with a tractor! find other means for ur analysis....the orthodox bible represents d manual tool-hoe, cutlass, the tab a mechanical tool.goin wit a tab is never equal to goin witout a tool.

Waspy:
One guy ( Cyberbaze) opened a thread abt it this morning, Friday morning, and I was lucky enough to screengrab it before the mods hid it. I guess it's to preserve it. I'll share the screengrab if wanted. The NLer that dropped it's Emmydo360 . I say Thnks guy, it works

08167340319 whatsapp pls

caught red handed....this was a live program o! oga bruce stil get mind tell lie like dis? u try!

cool stuff

i am beginning to feel bad for our goalkeepers first mistake resulting in a goal....he has saved our azzes.

great save though!

reminds of dat guy dat said 'won ma naa jagba jagba si wa lara'

onstelly:
I didn't too, you forget I have female friends

aiit ma'am, truce?

Funjosh:
As at 1996 that I moved to Igando, those places your house is Located are not land to build houses on, but just swampy forest that stretches from Igando to Abaranje/Egan/Akesan/Obadore down to Iba. I blame the people that bought land their, the greedy people that sold the lands and the government that aprroved the buildings.

Thanks bro...people buy swamps, build houses on it and expect everything to be fine forgetting the swamp always gets revived every rainy season and with the effects of global warming doubling up, the torrential rains coming to lagos will be almost unpredictable.

onstelly:
I asked you a question too why didn't you answer it dear

'cos u didnt answer my question, also, i didnt claim to av binnin such situation....to b or not to b dat kind of man.

Fulaboy:
Put fufu in her V

yea...block the flow of sperm into her v!

onstelly:
How many girls u don give belle, see question

no spoil d p button for ur fone o! u too press am. na ur comment i follow take ask question o. u for just ignore me or tell me make i no mention u again. shikena.

onstelly:
Hmmmm yet to see one

how many belle u don carry?

Bonapart:
take your reasoning high bro... these things has consequences that you don't know. Am talking from experience and also spiritually oriented.
Will you be shock when you find out that the man in question is also sleeping with the mother?

well, i wont be shocked, however its still a conjecture not empirical no relationship wit selking alchohol. in everyday life in nigeria here, we av witnessed business class women get impregnated by their daughter's boyfriends, fathers who have nothing to do wit selling or drinking alchohol molesting their daughters, majority of kids who had very busy 'responsible parents' who go to regular offices(banks, oil and gas) loose their virginity to house helps, gatemen....wats interesting is we stil blame d parents for working too hard. we av witnessed uncles molesting neices, cousins molesting cousins,aunts molesting nephews.....,
my point here is dat child molestation has no empirical connectiin wit what the mother sells....its grace dat has saved those who were not molested....it does not require the fifth time to b called molestation. once is enough rape is rape...even the most vigilant and conscious of parents can discover that 'today, their child was raped by her teacher at skul'. they r vigilant to find out, but can dey turn back d hands of time? like i said, d child is molested cos d rapist is a sociopath, a social degenerate closer to animals than human beings. he deserves the full wrath of d law and dats life imprisonment!

Bonapart:
That woman is not a mother but a foolish mother....
That's wat you get when you sell alcoholic drink to destroy people's lives...
I want you to carry out an observation on your own about people who sell alcoholic drinks and marijuana... you will find out that their children never do well in life.
It's either the ladies become prostitutes, their prostitution starts from the customers. The boys turn out to be cultists or armed robbers.
As for the rapist, may you find death soon

please hide dis ur un-empirical analysis jor.....if a rapist wud act they are not actin cos d girls parents are gud or bad people....they act because dey are socio paths, degenerates who more animal than human.....make gunness nigeria make me their regional sales consultant make i see ow my pikin wan take turn prostitute na.

Theres a problem somewhere. with the kind of mediocre songs davido sings, i doubt he actualy studied music.

now i am worried....hardly any guy dat doesnt belong into any of d ten categories. Are we to conclude dat all men cheat?

Amala, Ewedu, Gbegiri, Cow intestine, goatmeat and Orijin.

comos:
Olodo!

Should GEJ be responsible for all the accumulated debt from previous government

like i Said, enemies of progress ni yin! na person like your papa dey like ow landlord money....two years dem no go fit pay nepa bill if landlord ask for money him excuse go be "the previous tenant owed 3 months" you come add 21 months. enemies....pls dont mention me again.....i know your fada is a worse debtor than jonathan..,go and pkead wit ur landlord.

its unfortunate that nigerians can be so myopic. this same jonathan ruled nigeria at a time wen oil was at its all time high, yet all his successor will inherit is debt...i stil remain baffled why some people wanted him to remain in office.


awon enemies of progress!!!

Ichiato:
Bro you can't compare cheap data from retailers which is capped to an unlimited plan. If this is true then it's surprising and welcomed.

yes you can....an unlimited plan in d middle of d night 1-5am at #200 cannot be better than 1gb at 1100 for 30days.

well, i might be wrong.... i think shes not aware of her vocabulary flaw....she probably just assumes every sex means to be disvirgined, unkown to her dat only d first one counts....

why are you all screaming too gud to b true? uf it works, who benefits more? u only get four hours of browsing which is stil subject to network strength/availability. also, u have to spend not jyst ooad, #200 b4ur eligible....if u av to do dis everyday, y not buy data from d cheap retailers. its however okay if u are used to spendin over #200 on ur daily recharge...it means no extra sacrifice, otherwise, its a reap especially if its true.

wtf? This is terrible. We are sadly in the end times. Mass discontentment. irresponsibility, people looking to blame others for their problems, mass histeria triggered by some jobless fellow. It is literary unsafe to b a nigerian these days, every day we face a million ways to die. I wonder who conducted the investigations...stealing of souls indeed. smh. Rest in peace to theburnt.

i thought ngozi n her boyfriend jonah said d excess crude account does not exist!

mmmm i av seen dis in nigerian films before na! where d babalawo will tell d person dat wants to hurt d woman by making her insane dat 'd day d woman gets hit by a car is d day the curse will be broken' i expect someone to run mad within the next 24hrs. observing my neighbours now!

Rose2014:
This kind of lie eh

Police raided the restraunt n found fresh human heads and ten people have bn arrested sef

Yet the Last sentence : nobody knows the name or the location of the restraunt.

Punch could've done better than this na. At least make the lie sound believable small. Haba.

Rose2014 can write a more convincing story that this




Punch fear God o

pls learn to read reports....punch is mot confirming or debunking the reports...they simply told us dat; the police has one report which debunks the claims while the bbc has another crediting the claim. however, when demselves and other news agencies in nigeria tried to get more information, they cudnt and are yet to ascertain the location ofthe restaurant the police and the bbc are ranting about.