₦airaland Forum

MissSlimbody:
Guy, no worry again...situation001 is will come and see my parents today

oh dats gud news! thank God i starched my native. i will b a part of d screening committee.

mmmm? break ps4, come still move my 50litrs? damn bi*tch is a witch!

MissSlimbody:
Come and marry us nah

quite unfortunate though, i am not a polygamist. i am my bae's loyal fan.

If you have been married to your spouse for 10years and you have not seen the spouse poop or they even feel reluctant to shave their pubic when you are around, divorce that cheating spouse...they hav more to hide than meets the eye, Pastor Adeboye, Rev Oyedepo, et al 1996.

All of you dat have memories of these tv series and are yet to marry, there is God o!

shumuel:
kikiki, Lol Jumbo! Jumbo!! Jumbo!!!

jumbo the lil jet

thebigspock:
Who watched The Bear, The Tiger and the others? and Pingu

bros i hail o...Ow your children? u av tey....the stories from the b3ar the tiger n the others were captivating, the pinguins were also fun too.

drylman:
Op you should add, Sledge Hammer(Trust me i know what i am doing),
Rental Ghost , Doctor WHO and Robin hood.
Yet to marry o

those days nta taught us patience, u just wait patiently wen its four n d rainbow colours comeup, hume d national anthem n u r gud to go.

picture naa da?

austinesteve:
and u think we should treat humans ( women) like cars also?

you shud av submitted this before submitting the previous one.

austinesteve:
now see why i becomes a sin, just like u said " when u see a nice car u look at it admiringly, wishing it was urs"...now when u look at a pretty girl also wishing she was urs..do u stop at that? and probably after having her u see another pretty one u'll also whish u had her too. contention is lost here as a result of lusting...don't really have much to say on d thread but just want to share my view on ur comment .

now dis response fall my hand.....if u see a 2012 model n u admired n acquired, if d 2013 comes out, does it den become a sin to admire n want that?

where is MFM when you need dem?

nemesis!

Boko haram protecting their monopoly to terrorise nigerians.

bros na so u dey do? na wetin some men dey take feed dier family be dis na!

zigger:
Sorry but i dont speak german

thouught so too...still funny though!

zigger:
I tell u say i wan go who wants to be a millionaire. Dis country has come a long way. We started from the bottom and we are still @ the bottom

o ti funny ju....the 'truthest' truth though!

when a beautiful lady is turned into a female version of terminator.....God if i will becapable of doin this to another human abeg no let me marry!

humilitypays:
Very interesting article you wrote except number 5 point. I do not support the use of bible verses installed on tablets in place of traditional Bible. You may have porn videos, images in that tablet or phone which you are using as your Bible, doesn't that make it unholy Can you use the bible installed on your tablet or phone to drive away demon like you would use your traditional Holy Bible

Church shouldn't adapt some technology, especially that bible on tablets and phones. You can install them for your personal Bible study but don't take them to church in place of your traditional hardcover Holy Bible, its not accepted by me, reason I don't take my phone nor tablet to church....have even dashed my tab out though. Well done

this is where d hipocrisy really lives...if d bible isnt in your heart, you wont chase any 'demon' away....whoever watches porn has it in d heart and not d physical thing u see on their phones...do u say because dey use dier hand to self-service, when they touch the bible, it becomes unholy? it is not the bible dat saves you, it is d knowledge of d bible dat does....my people didnt perish because dey didnt av traditional bibles my perish because they lack knowledge....stop peddling this fallacy!

After reading this post...i still wont go to church.

atilla:
Nice pic

The second girl on the left has what u call "mammalian glands."

nigqa u just had to notice dat unh?

what is a lola omotayo?

Yustash001:
One day Nigeria will own railway stations which are as standard as these...

i get your enthusiasm, however, by d time nigeria gets dese kinds of stations, dese would no longer be 'standards'.

At this point, i am forced to wonder what is the relationship between the ghosts of festec77 past and the personal accounts of our lraders? cos to me, the wealth of this nation didnt dissappear spiritualy, men simply made it personal.

shumuel:
hahaha Lol @bolded another Topic for another day, but you know God don't like uncleaness in any form, reasons why our mums wash/cleans their hands after wipping the butts

i doubt u av not head of tooth paste and mouth wash? we just give ourselves too much double standards...d hands can be washed n its alright, while d mouth cant b alright even when washed.

shumuel:
hahaha Lol, My mum is an Educated British woman, she isn't that Local. Sorry to have disappointed you cause i know you have a good point building in there but...

no qualms, u get my point though....our mothers do a lot of disgusting things to kip d family....for instance, the same hands they use to hold d bible is what they use to wipe our butts!

shumuel:
It just doesn't feel right, The Bible says and i quote ''It is not what goes into the Man that defiles the Man but what comes out of him''

Just think of it, the same tongue you use in Praying ''communicating'' with your maker is the same tongue you use to lick sper.m or cum, these things are meant for reproductions not Ice-creams.

But because the world has gone A wire, if you must, please protect the tongue. I heard there are Tongue Condo.ms now, use it.

pls hide dis post....as a baby, your mum probably used d same tongue she uses to communicate to her maker to suck the cattarrh off ur lungs! as an adult now, i bet u think muckus is disgusting?

calk my friends and family to prepare for burial!

mmmmmmm

y'all neegggahs shud at least watch the video or ignore the thread totaly....its not compulsory everyone likes d man.

somcherry:
Now, this is what I call laziness

True word!